The MLP Hater FanbaseThe MLP hater fan baseThe MLP Hater Fanbase3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1: The Sane haters
We have all seen them, there're actually sane haters out there. They mostly don't care if you watch mlp and won't judge for it either. They will give their opinion, answer some comments, and move on with their life. They are actually pretty good when you get to know them
2: The Show haters
These people hate the show and everything about it, the toys the characters, the music etc. Some don't care about bronys , but most do and will non-stop question people on why they like it? They also can't stand the past generation of mlp too. If you meet someone like this be prepare for a shit long of questioning. They just don't seem to understand.
3: The Anti-Brony
Ah here we come to the center of it the "Anti-Bronys". these guys hate people who watch mlp they the hate the brony community, the people, the fan music, the parodies, the fanfictions, the ponyfication of everything, the cross-overs of everything, the porn that is ma
cupcakes the fail versioncupcakes the fail version3 years ago in Horror More Like This
In the magical land of Equestria there was the small town known as ponyville. This village was home to the countries(not sure if its a country or not)
There lived six ponies who had saved there country many times. currently death had a horrible plan for the fastest flier in the land as she visited her friend.
"Here I made you a cupcake for when you got here." Said Pinkie pie with such enthusiastic she almost slammed the cupcake into rainbow dash`s face.
"Is this a taste test?" asked RD pinkie responded with excitement. "Something like that." barely containing her laughter.
Taking only a min or two she asked. "So what now?"
Pinkies innocent smile turned into a malicious evil grin as she spoke with a dark tone. "Now you fall asleep." Pinkie then began laughing dementedly.
Minutes laughed as Pinkie pie laughed she noticed Rainbow dash was still standing here with a glare.
"Oh buck I think I gave you the wrong cupcake..." RD slapped Pinkie then stated in a angry tone "listen if your going
The Ponification Intruder Song*Obviously we have a pony epidemic in our hands*The Ponification Intruder Song4 years ago in Humor More Like This
They're raping your characters, they're screwing your fandoms up,
They ponyfy, so you just have to
Hide your shows, hide your games,
Hide your cartoons, hide your books,
Hide your comics, hide your movies,
And hide your animes, 'cause they're ponyfying everybody out there.
We don't have to search for ponies, we don't need to find,
They're everywhere now, they're everywhere now.
So we're hoping you would just stop, hope that you'd stop, hope that you'd stop,
Stop, stop the pony epidemic.
You've ponified celebrities and religions,
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.
Turning everyone into colorful little ponies,
That look nothing like what horses should look like.
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so ..
They're raping your characters, they're screwing your fandoms up,
They ponyfy, so you just have to
Hide your shows, hide your games,
Hide your cartoons, hide your books,
Hide your comics, hide your movies,
And hide your animes, 'ca
Bronie questioningThere is something that I don't get about bronies (well some bronies since I had learned that life is full of exceptions; But taking the sociology approach, I will focus on statistics) Well I wonder lots of things about bronies but since I'm not an expert in the topic I will only make assumptions on the info that I had collected from random examples. The thing that puzzles me is "Why comment your straight disagreement on any My Little Pony hating deviation?" You don't see me going to a MLP fan art and telling you how much I don't like, I simply ignore it with a sad expression on my face. I is it because it is you moral duty to express that hating is wrong? Or that I 'm wrong? Or that you simply disagree? Nobody made you look at it, and while you are lousily writing me a novel using pacifist ideals, or using my bad spelling as part of your argument, I wonder why do you bother? Nothing you say will change my mind, and I'm sure that is the case with you. If it upsets you, nagging me willBronie questioning3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Rant on InflationRant on InflationRant on Inflation7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Listen, I know you guys take a lot of shit. And I dont want to step on anyones likes or dislikes. So here we go.
Im just here to address a couple of things about Inflation that really bug the Hell out of me, especially here on DA. If you dont like people bashing Inflation or Weight Gain or Blueberry people or whatever the Hell, I suggest you leave, because you probably wont like what Im about to say. Especially since this rant involves logic.
Just a list of things about Inflation/Weight Gain/Etc. that are bothering me. These arent the only things that disturb me about it, but you get the idea. Starting with:
1. The concept. - For those of you who dont know, the idea and goal behind Inflation and Weight Gain is to get a girl (and sometimes guy, but trust me when I say 99% of the time, its a girl) really, really, really, unrealistically huge by many different means. In fact, those dif
The Brony fandom is a piece of shitSomething I always knew.The Brony fandom is a piece of shit3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I never really engaged in the fandom too much beyond the occasional FB group and fan work. I really just enjoy the show and that's it.
It's a fandom that glorifies the act of being a complete and utter retard no matter what section of it you look at. A fandom that completely turns lives upside down, usually for worse than for better.
A fandom that really needs a fucking reality check.
0/10 worst fandom. I hope the fad dies down soon.
"BUT TOMMO IT WON'T EVER DIE"
Remember O RLY owl memes? No? Exactly.
BannedMy mind is a libraryBanned1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Lined with banned books.
I've been copying them down
In fear that someone
Will Burn them down.
The Butthurt RavenOnce upon a midnight drearyThe Butthurt Raven4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I sat upon my bed with thoughts of a good night of dreaming
Reading pages of a book of heroic lore
When I heard a banging upon my door
A bang, bang banging upon my bedroom door
T'was only this and nothing more
I took it only as a joke brother dear
Until fits of rage were all I could hear
There was someone yelling at my door
A scream, scream screaming at my bedroom door
For several hours and many more
Deprevation of sleep was what I feared
I opened the door and a loathesome troll's face was reared
"For what reason do you see fit to bang on my bedroom door?
It is five past seven, why do you pester me in this early morn?"
To which I received a rant, rant ranting nearly waking all on this floor
All of which I had no need for
"You've made a mockery of what I hold dear!"
Said the man who found it hard to hear
What I was trying to convey outside my bedroom door
"You take your criticisms back, you scandalice whore!"
Was all I could hear, and nothing more
Odysseus Meets the MobThe average canines intelligence quotient is twenty, the average humans is one hundred and Einsteins is considered immeasurable. Thats wonderful for Einstein, but what does it signify for you-the average human? Well, it means, frankly, that your intellect is closer to a dogs than to a genius. Now, think about that discrepancy.Odysseus Meets the Mob7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Imagine the difficulty in explaining the sofa is off-limits to your pet, and imagine Einstein attempting to elucidate the Theory of Relativity to the mail man. And, do you suppose your dog acknowledges your superior homo sapien intelligence, do you believe it realizes its own inferiority. Does the dog thinks to itself, Gee my master is so smart, they know so much and always whats best? No, more likely if the dog has an idea its when itll next hop onto the couch. Even to recognize brilliance requires an uncommon intelligence.
I grew up in the town of Tugatagut, a palindrome of equal social sym
Build Your Own New World Order Conspiracy Theory!1. Who are the villains in your theory? Choose one or more of the following.Build Your Own New World Order Conspiracy Theory!2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
-Skull and Bones
-Council on Foreign Relations
-Jews(If you don't wanna sound anti-semetic,just use the term "International Bankers" instead)
-Bohemian Club and/or Bohemian Grove
2. What's their progress so far?
-Already control the world
-Trying to take over the world and they must be stopped!
3. How are they gonna take over the world or reveal that they own the world? Choose one of the following.
4. What other evil things are they gonna do/already doing? Choose one or more of the following.
-Bring the Antichrist to power
-Persecute Evangelical/Fundie Christians
-Bring about sexual immorality
-Fabricate/Create global warming(If you chose this,read up on question 4a.)
-Brainwash us(If you cho
The Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship ReportThe Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship Report2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dear Princess Celestia,
So I ended up in this world (which looks like a rainbow fucked a candy cane, gave birth to some fucking rainbow candy cane baby, and that baby puked all over the Earth, by the way) weird as fuck dimensional portal or some shit, and, having learned about the "magic of friendship", and I have to say....I don't like it.
No, I don't just not like it, I fucking hate it! There's no fucking shitty games here! What a fuckball of shit! How can there be a dimension where shitty games don't exist!? It's fucking bullshit! So, I have to say Princess, that this world is not for me. My life demands shitty games. I'd rather suck down a bowl full of day old sloth jizz than stay one more fucking minute in this piece of shit world. So, all that friendship fuck is nice, but I can't stay here.
As such, this letter is less about what I've learned about friendship and more about how, by the time you get this letter, I'll have constructed an interdimesonal time portal to he
How Barney and Friends ruined a whole lotIn 1999, Ted Giannoulas quoted:How Barney and Friends ruined a whole lot2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
"His [Barney] shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it, the real danger from Barney is 'denial: the refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. For along with his steady diet of giggles and unconditional love, Barney offers our children a one-dimensional world where everyone must be happy and everything must be resolved right away.'"
I agree with him
This purple abomination has ruined little kids television and possibly America. It has ruined little kids television by being too perky, too awful and too retarded. Now I know you all know that about Barney but how does one show effect the rest of a television demographic? Well how is because it had WAY too much influence. The reason it had influence is because PBS kept airing it (Don't ask me why they kept it, I don't know, I never worked for PBS). Thus, the other networks like Nick Jr., BBC completely ignored the
sanic.exei wuz a giant sega fansanic.exe1 year ago in Horror More Like This
and i luvd sanic so much
i wuz pleying sanic unleeshd
and den some creppy old gui cam up to my dor with a see dee
dat sed sanic on it
i immeditly put da see dee in my pee see
an den i buted it up
and it wuz sanic da gaem
i thot to myslf
swet, its da furst gaem
but when i presed the sturt buton
somthin spoky hapend
sanics eys turned blak with red dawts
and ther was blud dripping from dem
it was very spooky
den da sanic 3 save scren pawped up
it shudnt be dere
dere were thre sav fils
tals, nukles, and fatman
i selctd tals
and i hurd a lafter
i decided to go wit it
den hil popd up
and i kept runing right
as fast as i culd
and then i saw sanic
da scren went blak
and i saw da text
den hid and seek popd up
i ran as fast as i culd
and sanic cot me
and den i herd screems.
it was spooky
i went bak to da save scren
and tals was ded
i selected nukles
herd a laff
ran as fast as a culd
den sanic apperd
i ran up to him
but he wuldnt go awey
it pisd me off
The debunking of atheist stereotypesHello~! My name is Maddie and I am an atheist. Recently I've been hearing a lot of "facts" about atheists that've been very offensive to me, so I've decided to set the record straight with a few statements of my own about us as people and what we actually believe in. One or two of the points will vary from person to person so I apologize if I write something that doesn't fit the description of an atheist out there. Let's get started!The debunking of atheist stereotypes3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Debunking number 1:
Atheism is NOT a religion. To put it simply, saying that atheism is a religion is like saying not playing basketball is a sport. It just isn't. The definition of religion is "The belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods" therefor there is no way that atheism is a religion due to the fact that we don't believe in the existence of gods.
Debunking number 2:
Atheists don't worship Satan. Remember that thing about how we don't believe in gods? Yeah? If we
Ponyfied shit.Okay, I know I said I wouldn't type this up again but I was wrong. I have been to a rabid bronies house, originally though he was a friend, all I did was look at him, said "Good day and goodbye.", turned, and left. Didn't look back. Sure he was my friend but that show turned him into a rabid brony. Therefore, I could not be friends with him. If I stayed, he would've gone ON and ON and ON about mlp being the best thing ever. If I stayed, it would've been letting Godzilla loose in a japan shop. I tried to reason with him after that day I left but he wouldn't shut up about if you don't like mlp, then go kill yourself. So, I basically just told him to go fuck himself and left. A year, maybe a couple, had passed and I thought that the mlp shit was going to die. I was wrong. It's only gotten stronger and started ruining fandoms. They already got Goku, Abraham Lincoln, Naruto, etc! God! There's a limit people! Stop at the history! You fucked up one of the greatest people known to America andPonyfied shit.2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Bella: DPDWe've all read Twilight, the tween book that reinvented the vampire into a sparkly douche. the main character Bella, love her or hate her, has become common name when bring up the term Mary sue. I feel that her actions and personality runs deeper than that.Bella: DPD4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I read a post on the internet about how Edward emotionally abuses Bella.Edward is a predator and we wonder why Bella can't see what he does to her is wrong. Bella might not be able to recognize the abuse because she has something called Dependent personality Disorder or DPD. DPD is where a member of a relationship is very dependent on their partner and usually appears in young or mid adulthood. People with DPD tend to display needy, passive, and clinging behavior, and have a fear of separation. Link for the test and info
Common symptoms of dependent personality disorder:
Inability to make decisions, even everyday decisions, without
If I ever find magicThey say an end is better than a startIf I ever find magic3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It feels like I'm buried but I'm alive
It's a bad day for a rainbow
I feel the ponies around me
A thing I don't try to deny
I better learn to accept that
Ponies are not going anywhere
They say friendship is magic
And I don't understand either friendship or magic
Too many days I had to smile
But you know inside I am screaming
I have known friendship
Searching for magic in a well
But all I found were rocks
Its over magic is a lie
You know I don't hate ponies
I never hated them
I just know magic and friendship don't go well together
Now I know friendship does not equal magic
In defeat I can see
That I'm loosing my friends
Don't ask me why
I spent so much time in pony land
That if I ever come back
Remind me why were friends
Give me a smile
Remind me what magic is
Hang on to happiness
While I hang on to Rainbow Dash
While hanging over the well
But I'm feeding the enemy
I'm in league with the glue company
It's not my fault
I need the glue
I Am Who I AmI am a girl,I Am Who I Am4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I hate Twilight
I hate Justin Dweeber the Weak Beaver
I will not change myself for a man
I am not afraid to state my opinion
I am not weak
I am not a s**t
I LOVE 70's music (AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, etc)
I love loud music (rock n roll, screamo, metal, etc)
I love the country
I fight for what I believe in
I am NOT and I HATE mary sues
I do not diss others work just because I do not agree with them (unless they diss me first)
I support gay/lesbo/bi although I am NOT one
I admit I am slightly insane, but the insane is what makes the world fun
I like what I like, and you can't change that
I HATE pink
I hate skirts
I hate dresses
I love sports
I love to fight
I do not easily give up
I do not cry when I brake a nail
I am not afraid of horror/gore movies
I am not afraid to loose a boy
My friends and family ALWAYS come first
I love horror movies
My favorite animals are wolves, dragons, sharks, and panthers
I love to hike
I wear guy clothes
I do burp in public
I am not a b***h
A Day In The Life Of Axl Rose9 a.m. - Wake up and realise I'm late to a meeting. Then realise I shouldn't care because I am Axl Rose and am late to everything anyway. Laugh evilly and go back to sleep.A Day In The Life Of Axl Rose4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
9:10 a.m. - Wake up because my cell is ringing. Answer it, it's Ashba telling me to get to the meeting. I tell him I'm fucking his fiance. He hangs up angrily. I fall back to sleep.
9:15 a.m. - I wake up again because I realise I need to pee. While I'm peeing my cell rings again. It's Ashba; he wants to know how I could be fucking his fiancee when she's in the house with him. I reply that I am his fiancee and then throw the phone in the toilet.
9:15:10 a.m. - Realise this is the fifth time I've done this, and just stare wildly at my cell phone as it drowns in my waterfall of piss. Laugh manically as I pretend it's Slash.
9:15:30 a.m. - Realise that I probably need my cell phone. I pick it out of the toilet water but it's ruined, so I go downstairs and call the Apple company on the house phone. When they ask why I'm
WWE: The Big Red... Not Such A Monster - Part 1Daniel Bryan couldn't believe it. He was a tag team champion. And with Kane! But instead of celebrating like a normal tag team would, he and Kane went off about how each of them were the individual tag team champions. They argued in the ring until the Pay-Per-View went to a quick commercial. Daniel was the first to storm off backstage. He ignored all of the reporters in his face, and also some WWE Superstars who were teasing him.WWE: The Big Red... Not Such A Monster - Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Daniel reached his dressing room and shut the door behind him. Then he slammed his championship belt to the floor in frustration.
"I am the tag team champions.. I am the tag team champions... I am the tag team champions!" Daniel repeated to himself in frustration.
The following night on RAW, Daniel Bryan fought with Kane again in the middle of the ring. Still, they successfully defended their tag team championships. Kane left the ring first, with Daniel leaving after him.
Daniel would really pre
The extremely short storyI once heard the tale of a man who had the whole universe inside his throat.The extremely short story3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Was he a giant?" someone asked.
I thought for a second.
"No," I said. "He was a storyteller."
Blank Character Bio TemplateBasic StatisticsBlank Character Bio Template4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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