Why the MLP fandom sucks for me!Okay, first of all things: This will be the one and ONLY Anti-MLP stuff i will upload here!!Why the MLP fandom sucks for me!5 months ago in Settings More Like This
And second: Before you start to bitching around, read it FIRST!!! GODDAMN!!
And third: If you want to complain about my english: I am sorry, but i am just a german girl who is learning english by herself!!! With others words: Yes i do make mistakes!!!
So now i will starting:
First i have to say, that i have watched My little Pony G1 when i was a little kids, but i was NEVER a fan of this ponies. I haven't hated them, i just don't liked them. My mom even got me figures, but eh, i don't like them...
And now, after how many years?, some people thing
The MLP Hater FanbaseThe MLP hater fan baseThe MLP Hater Fanbase11 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1: The Sane haters
We have all seen them, there're actually sane haters out there. They mostly don't care if you watch mlp and won't judge for it either. They will give their opinion, answer some comments, and move on with their life. They are actually pretty good when you get to know them
2: The Show haters
These people hate the show and everything about it, the toys the characters, the music etc. Some don't care about bronys , but most do and will non-stop question people on why they like it? They also can't stand the past generation of mlp too. If you meet someone like this be prepare for a shit long of quest
The fucking 10 bronyism commandmentsThe 10 fucking Bronyism commandments!The fucking 10 bronyism commandments1 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1: Always ponyfy in conversations! (It shoes your characteristics when you do...)
2: Always "clop" to the Ponies! (The Ponies really love it when you do...)
3: Always bitch at someone when they make a horrible opinion! (Because haters are always wrong...)
4: Always hide comments! (The haters would never know that you did until the last second...)
5: Always block haters! (It makes you feel tougher when you do so...)
6: Don't love nor tolerate to haters! (You'll gain more respect from youe fellow Bronies...)
7: Promote ponyphilia! (It isn't illegal to do so if you're a Brony...)
8: Force hat
The Brony fandom is a piece of shitSomething I always knew.The Brony fandom is a piece of shit1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
I never really engaged in the fandom too much beyond the occasional FB group and fan work. I really just enjoy the show and that's it.
It's a fandom that glorifies the act of being a complete and utter retard no matter what section of it you look at. A fandom that completely turns lives upside down, usually for worse than for better.
A fandom that really needs a fucking reality check.
0/10 worst fandom. I hope the fad dies down soon.
"BUT TOMMO IT WON'T EVER DIE"
Remember O RLY owl memes? No? Exactly.
True story (a creepypasta) W/ DRAMATIC READINGonce i upon an dime I was doin the cinnamon chicllange and i DIED then nearnia said "hesy save us so I sed OKAY! then they arll had a orgy and i wuz like hey and they sayd "You OUOUOUS IST IT THE ONLY FAY TO SAV US" so i gory then made out with like 17 gorillas and 20 girrafes ant dthe the witch sold me her dog cat dragon demon and then i went to Frodo and sepci he blood ring to the mounton of lava then they all had a big fat campire first soef so gollum sed "im arty" and they hat his hart and his hands so he cried but then blood started coming from the floors and the sky started rainibng saliva and i realized my mom's dad's brother's dead wiTrue story (a creepypasta) W/ DRAMATIC READING7 months ago in Emotional More Like This
It's Hard to be a Brony (Song Parody)It's Hard to be a Brony (Parody of "Proud to be a Brony" by BlackGryph0n)It's Hard to be a Brony (Song Parody)11 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
On the 'Net if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time
No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind
'Cause lately I've been thinking that there's a reason I should hide
FiM causes tension in a minute, and it kinda hurts my pride
Why can't I search up Fluttershy without some creepy messed up porn
How can these artists draw this shit, and not expect a lot of scorn?
Why can't I search up Pinkie Pie without a link to someone's gallery of rule 34?
You see I used to like other fans of My Little Pony. Not any more.
It's hard to be a brony!
Bronie questioningThere is something that I don't get about bronies (well some bronies since I had learned that life is full of exceptions; But taking the sociology approach, I will focus on statistics) Well I wonder lots of things about bronies but since I'm not an expert in the topic I will only make assumptions on the info that I had collected from random examples. The thing that puzzles me is "Why comment your straight disagreement on any My Little Pony hating deviation?" You don't see me going to a MLP fan art and telling you how much I don't like, I simply ignore it with a sad expression on my face. I is it because it is you moral duty to express that haBronie questioning1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
Ultimate rap battles Sir Whiplash vs. Sir ShinahoULTIMATE RAP BATTLES OF DEVIANTART!!!Ultimate rap battles Sir Whiplash vs. Sir Shinaho1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
SS: I'm sorry Whiplash, but you're not winning this round
I'll sneak up and attack you without a single sound
I mean seriously, geez what happened to your wing?
Just get out of here you freakin' thing!
My sword is awesome your claws are just a bunch of shit
so when you get owned don't throw a fit.
Chorus: Oh snap! Shinaho vs. Whiplash!
Out of all this is the biggest bash!
Who's gonna win- win? Who's gonna win- win? Who's gonna win?
SW: It's time you felt the wrath of my claws
It's time I get my applause
Audience: *claps their hands*
Ultimate rap battles of deviantart #1ULTIMATE RAP BATTLES OF DEVIANTART!!!Ultimate rap battles of deviantart #11 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Sonkeiro: Oh no look what we've got here
A wolf with no family man that gives me a tear *sarcasm*
Your puny fan is the creator's dumb little brother
I'll beat you so bad you'll be crying to your mother
Oh wait, you got no mother that's just too bad
That just makes me really sad *more sarcasm*
It's time we see which one of these swordsman's gonna win
I'll hunt down your hedgehog friend and then I'm gonna slice him.
Blade: It's time you felt the wrath of Blade
I'm more awesome than a combination of Frostbite and Nightshade
Which one of these swordsman's gonna win
Fresh Prince of MLP ParodyNow this is the story all about howFresh Prince of MLP Parody1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
My life got twisted, turned inside out
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the victim of in a world called Equestria
In west Equestria born and raised
On the rainbow where I spent most of my life
Going on adventures, making new friends
And all hunting some treasure outside in the park
When a couple of Bronies, they were up to no good
Starting making sexual references in my neighborhood
I got picked up by one and my friends got scared
Celestia said, "You're moving with your fan in a town called Clopville."
I shivered in his arms and when he started talkin
There Really was a CakeThe cake on the table was often perceived,There Really was a Cake4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
to be made of fallacies. It was believed
that the baker, per se, wasnt human at heart
but rather that she had a few metal parts.
In a chamber below, she observed like a spy,
surveying the room with her cold metal eye.
As the player progressed, she could not help but cheer,
for she knew in her mind that the triumph was near.
On the walls, it was painted the cake is a lie
in red blood, where the failures had been left to die.
Round the corner, the robots asked Are you still there?
As the cube was tossed skyward, much to their despair.
When the lift made i
Yamask ReportYamask (the Spirit Pokemon) is an uncommon Ghost-type Pokemon found within ancient crypts throughout the Unova region and many parts of Egypt. Unique among Ghost-types for their surprising connection to humanity, Yamask are relatively docile creatures that spend most of their time thinking about their past lives. One could only wonder what past joys and sorrows these creatures once experienced, but it's likely that they miss their past lives a great deal; after all, it's not like creatures always cry when they remember what their past was like!Yamask Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although it might seem shocking to some, it is in fact almost certain truth that Yamask are the
Some of the casts of MLP:FIM introduce themselvesDerpy (Ditzy Doo): Hi, my name is Derpy and I'm an ATTENTION WHORE! SORRY FOR YELLING!Some of the casts of MLP:FIM introduce themselves1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight Sparkle: My name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm the main protagonist. Why I'm rivals with a bitch who's always on her estrogen cycle is beyond me.
Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, and I hate being slow. I'm impatient, I can be a little bitch, but hey, that's just me, right? I'm always impatient, so why not bitch at times?
Pinkie Pie: Um...what was I doing again?
Fluttershy: Uh...my name is Fluttershy and I'm not really shy.
Rarity: My name is Rarity and I enjoy the attention. I want to be number 1 in fashion shows, and I'm a crybaby who wants a ni
Hushbe quietHush2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
don't you dare make a sound
close your eyes
close your mind
no one ever has the time
dry your eyes
fake a smile
poker face cause your on trial
hide the cuts
wish on every single star
bite your tongue
clench your fists
no on needs to know your wish
bind your chest
pack your jeans
smile when you make a scene
Ultimate rap battles Blade vs. Sonkeiro 2Blade: *walks by and hears something* What the- *sound gets closer and closer* What's going on? *sound becomes deafening* Who's there? *pulls out sword*Ultimate rap battles Blade vs. Sonkeiro 21 year ago in Sketches More Like This
ULTIMATE RAP BATTLES OF DEVIANTART!!!
Blade: S-Spike? Is that you Spike?
Sir Sonkeiro: *grabs Blade's neck* Guess who's back for more?
Sonkeiro: Sorry Blade, but it's time we have a rematch!
We last left off without a single scratch!
Once I own you you'll be crying to your mother!
Oh, wait that's right you don't even have a brother!
To protect you for this may get very bloody
my rhymes are awesome yours are very cruddy
My Little Essay Ladies and gentlemen, I do not like My Little Pony. I especially do not like its new show, which is the main subject. That said, I bear no ill will toward it beyond the fact that it is simply not my cup of tea. If I were to meet a person who told me they enjoyed the show, I would think of them as my equal whom merely likes something I do not. I have no right to say what they should like or dislike. I have no interest to see My Little Pony, I do not hate it, I do not hate people who enjoy it. But there is something I do hate. I hate that I practically can't go five minutes online anymore without running into this show.My Little Essay1 year ago in Academic Essays More Like This
I mean my goodness, w
I am a boyI am a boyI am a boy2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I am a boy who goes out in a black trench coat and fedora with bright orange sandals to complete the outfit
I am a boy who will trek in -40 to the library just because his friends are online and he wants to chat
I am a boy who will cook dinner for the whole family, all 8 of us whenever he gets the chance
I am a boy who will respond to texts he gets from friends even if it's 1am and on the verge of sleep.
I am a boy who if his friends need to talk he'll wake himself up and go downstairs to get coffee
I am a boy who will help you out in math class if you don't understand the material
I am a boy who will not stand down in a fig
Her.the silence is deafening andHer.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the world on my shoulders grows heavy
and my back grows weak,
as your eyes narrow,
and your lips part
like poisonous flower petals
shooting pain through my body, and
digging the needle deeper into
deteriorating muscle, and
with every word you say.
"i never wanted a son"
my foundation cracks
with imperceptible flaws, and
the earth i thought was stable
under a broken spirit.
my broken shell
while this heart is aching
is bound to the wrong body,
in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
"why do you insist on hurting me?"
you tell me to be ashamed
to hide it
nobody needs to k
i am not feThinking things overi am not fe2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
rolling the phrase over
i cant say what i mean
i wish i could think differently
i feel the grass beneath my back
the sun and clouds between leaves
the sky a pale blue
im mulling it over
what decision to make
the thought of me
its a conundrum
this feeling here
left nor right
this feeling i have
the sentace that i wish would pass
over to you
i see myself
but i dont see
the me that is
I reach out and up
the rays hitting my hands
lost in thought
lost in this decision
what to do
what to do?
How to use wolfaboo logic...against them.How to use wolfaboo logic2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
This is a small exercise that expresses the kind of "logic" people with sexual obsession with wolves use to justify why their mutts supposedly are the superior race. Most of the time they stick to quoting disproved sources and whining how Wikipedia is "evil", but sometimes they happen to have slightly more elaborate excuses, which invariably use the following type of illogical reasoning.
As such, when a retarded wolfaboo expresses their hilariously stupid statements, I advise you to use some of these exercises, so that the wolfaboo can look like an hypocrital retard by not realising that their own brand of logic is being us
MY HappinessWhy should MY happiness beMY Happiness2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
just because YOU don't agree with it?
The Silo Complex"You won't believe what I just saw in the field."The Silo Complex2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I sighed at Eloise in the doorway. "Another dead raccoon? How big was it this time? You know it's just maggots, right?"
"No, that wasn't it. I saw a man."
"Was it John?"
"It was a man, but it wasn't really a man. Almost a man."
"Almost a man?" She had recently taken to wandering in the fields under gray skies, thinking that she'd find her answers among the abandoned farm equipment and rows of dried corn husks. She never did. Just raccoons. I never heard anything about men who