The MLP Hater FanbaseThe MLP hater fan baseThe MLP Hater Fanbase3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1: The Sane haters
We have all seen them, there're actually sane haters out there. They mostly don't care if you watch mlp and won't judge for it either. They will give their opinion, answer some comments, and move on with their life. They are actually pretty good when you get to know them
2: The Show haters
These people hate the show and everything about it, the toys the characters, the music etc. Some don't care about bronys , but most do and will non-stop question people on why they like it? They also can't stand the past generation of mlp too. If you meet someone like this be prepare for a shit long of questioning. They just don't seem to understand.
3: The Anti-Brony
Ah here we come to the center of it the "Anti-Bronys". these guys hate people who watch mlp they the hate the brony community, the people, the fan music, the parodies, the fanfictions, the ponyfication of everything, the cross-overs of everything, the porn that is ma
cupcakes the fail versioncupcakes the fail version3 years ago in Horror More Like This
In the magical land of Equestria there was the small town known as ponyville. This village was home to the countries(not sure if its a country or not)
There lived six ponies who had saved there country many times. currently death had a horrible plan for the fastest flier in the land as she visited her friend.
"Here I made you a cupcake for when you got here." Said Pinkie pie with such enthusiastic she almost slammed the cupcake into rainbow dash`s face.
"Is this a taste test?" asked RD pinkie responded with excitement. "Something like that." barely containing her laughter.
Taking only a min or two she asked. "So what now?"
Pinkies innocent smile turned into a malicious evil grin as she spoke with a dark tone. "Now you fall asleep." Pinkie then began laughing dementedly.
Minutes laughed as Pinkie pie laughed she noticed Rainbow dash was still standing here with a glare.
"Oh buck I think I gave you the wrong cupcake..." RD slapped Pinkie then stated in a angry tone "listen if your going
The Ponification Intruder Song*Obviously we have a pony epidemic in our hands*The Ponification Intruder Song3 years ago in Humor More Like This
They're raping your characters, they're screwing your fandoms up,
They ponyfy, so you just have to
Hide your shows, hide your games,
Hide your cartoons, hide your books,
Hide your comics, hide your movies,
And hide your animes, 'cause they're ponyfying everybody out there.
We don't have to search for ponies, we don't need to find,
They're everywhere now, they're everywhere now.
So we're hoping you would just stop, hope that you'd stop, hope that you'd stop,
Stop, stop the pony epidemic.
You've ponified celebrities and religions,
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.
Turning everyone into colorful little ponies,
That look nothing like what horses should look like.
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so ..
They're raping your characters, they're screwing your fandoms up,
They ponyfy, so you just have to
Hide your shows, hide your games,
Hide your cartoons, hide your books,
Hide your comics, hide your movies,
And hide your animes, 'ca
Rant on InflationRant on InflationRant on Inflation7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Listen, I know you guys take a lot of shit. And I dont want to step on anyones likes or dislikes. So here we go.
Im just here to address a couple of things about Inflation that really bug the Hell out of me, especially here on DA. If you dont like people bashing Inflation or Weight Gain or Blueberry people or whatever the Hell, I suggest you leave, because you probably wont like what Im about to say. Especially since this rant involves logic.
Just a list of things about Inflation/Weight Gain/Etc. that are bothering me. These arent the only things that disturb me about it, but you get the idea. Starting with:
1. The concept. - For those of you who dont know, the idea and goal behind Inflation and Weight Gain is to get a girl (and sometimes guy, but trust me when I say 99% of the time, its a girl) really, really, really, unrealistically huge by many different means. In fact, those dif
Bronie questioningThere is something that I don't get about bronies (well some bronies since I had learned that life is full of exceptions; But taking the sociology approach, I will focus on statistics) Well I wonder lots of things about bronies but since I'm not an expert in the topic I will only make assumptions on the info that I had collected from random examples. The thing that puzzles me is "Why comment your straight disagreement on any My Little Pony hating deviation?" You don't see me going to a MLP fan art and telling you how much I don't like, I simply ignore it with a sad expression on my face. I is it because it is you moral duty to express that hating is wrong? Or that I 'm wrong? Or that you simply disagree? Nobody made you look at it, and while you are lousily writing me a novel using pacifist ideals, or using my bad spelling as part of your argument, I wonder why do you bother? Nothing you say will change my mind, and I'm sure that is the case with you. If it upsets you, nagging me willBronie questioning3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
The Brony fandom is a piece of shitSomething I always knew.The Brony fandom is a piece of shit3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I never really engaged in the fandom too much beyond the occasional FB group and fan work. I really just enjoy the show and that's it.
It's a fandom that glorifies the act of being a complete and utter retard no matter what section of it you look at. A fandom that completely turns lives upside down, usually for worse than for better.
A fandom that really needs a fucking reality check.
0/10 worst fandom. I hope the fad dies down soon.
"BUT TOMMO IT WON'T EVER DIE"
Remember O RLY owl memes? No? Exactly.
This Video Should Be BannedYes, This Video Should Be Banned.This Video Should Be Banned6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
2-19-09 to 2-21-09.
The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me. A few minutes before I started writing this, I watched the dumbest video I've ever seen. It's called "Should This Video Be Banned? YOU DECIDE!". I say yes, it should be fucking banned because I find it highly offensive. Not because of its religious blasphemy, but because it insults my intelligence. It's composed of a scene from the movie Zeitgeist and text that the poster threw in. The video starts with a message saying "research everything stated in this video to confirm for yourself that it is indeed the truth".
Now let me explain something: if you are about to make something up, an easy way to convince idiots to believe you is to tell them to research it, because you know they won't. They will assume that since you're challenging them to do the rese
The Conversion Bureau: A message to the PrincessHello, Princess Celestia.The Conversion Bureau: A message to the Princess3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I have no doubt you are watching or listening to this message. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Kane. I am sure you have heard that name before.
I speak to you today on the freedom of my people from bondage.
I have seen from afar your treatment of my people.
You have made them second-class citizens.
You have refused to rebuild their shattered homelands.
You have converted the bodies of many, and warped their minds until they are no longer the men they once were.
You have forcibly transformed them without their will or permission.
You have turned brother against brother, encouraging others to hunt down those who have resisted.
Those who do not or can not be fully transformed have been horrifically mutated, and you allow these extermination to continue.
You have bombed public areas in the name of these pogroms.
You have branded all who resist as criminals and terrorists who must be stopped and executed.
And you commit these atrocities for the supposed go
The Butthurt RavenOnce upon a midnight drearyThe Butthurt Raven4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I sat upon my bed with thoughts of a good night of dreaming
Reading pages of a book of heroic lore
When I heard a banging upon my door
A bang, bang banging upon my bedroom door
T'was only this and nothing more
I took it only as a joke brother dear
Until fits of rage were all I could hear
There was someone yelling at my door
A scream, scream screaming at my bedroom door
For several hours and many more
Deprevation of sleep was what I feared
I opened the door and a loathesome troll's face was reared
"For what reason do you see fit to bang on my bedroom door?
It is five past seven, why do you pester me in this early morn?"
To which I received a rant, rant ranting nearly waking all on this floor
All of which I had no need for
"You've made a mockery of what I hold dear!"
Said the man who found it hard to hear
What I was trying to convey outside my bedroom door
"You take your criticisms back, you scandalice whore!"
Was all I could hear, and nothing more
True Freedom--A Five Nights At Freddy's StoryThe spotlights turn off all over the area, leaving only the barest of light. The people still in the building by now, all of them working in maintenance, leave for the night. They don’t inspect me, and they never will. It was always the band that got the most care. And even then, there was still the occasional complaint about the blood oozing from their eye sockets.True Freedom--A Five Nights At Freddy's Story8 months ago in Drama More Like This
But there’s always one person here with us. I almost never see him, but I know he’s there. He’s human like we once were, but he has more eyes than all of us combined. It’s in the cameras. I always hated the cameras ever since I found out what their purpose was.
Even while knowing that, I wait for a certain time of the day. I’ll know it’s here when the clock strikes twelve times. And then it happens. The twelve strikes arrive, ringing bells throughout the our home It brings me joy like few things do, because I know what it means for me. It means I’m free again. I can run free t
BannedMy mind is a libraryBanned1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Lined with banned books.
I've been copying them down
In fear that someone
Will Burn them down.
Odysseus Meets the MobThe average canines intelligence quotient is twenty, the average humans is one hundred and Einsteins is considered immeasurable. Thats wonderful for Einstein, but what does it signify for you-the average human? Well, it means, frankly, that your intellect is closer to a dogs than to a genius. Now, think about that discrepancy.Odysseus Meets the Mob7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Imagine the difficulty in explaining the sofa is off-limits to your pet, and imagine Einstein attempting to elucidate the Theory of Relativity to the mail man. And, do you suppose your dog acknowledges your superior homo sapien intelligence, do you believe it realizes its own inferiority. Does the dog thinks to itself, Gee my master is so smart, they know so much and always whats best? No, more likely if the dog has an idea its when itll next hop onto the couch. Even to recognize brilliance requires an uncommon intelligence.
I grew up in the town of Tugatagut, a palindrome of equal social sym
Build Your Own New World Order Conspiracy Theory!1. Who are the villains in your theory? Choose one or more of the following.Build Your Own New World Order Conspiracy Theory!2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
-Skull and Bones
-Council on Foreign Relations
-Jews(If you don't wanna sound anti-semetic,just use the term "International Bankers" instead)
-Bohemian Club and/or Bohemian Grove
2. What's their progress so far?
-Already control the world
-Trying to take over the world and they must be stopped!
3. How are they gonna take over the world or reveal that they own the world? Choose one of the following.
4. What other evil things are they gonna do/already doing? Choose one or more of the following.
-Bring the Antichrist to power
-Persecute Evangelical/Fundie Christians
-Bring about sexual immorality
-Fabricate/Create global warming(If you chose this,read up on question 4a.)
-Brainwash us(If you cho
AsexualityI am not in denial.Asexuality4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I am not a secret lesbian/gay.
I am not afraid of sex.
I am not a prude.
I am not a religios freak.
I am not hiding.
I am not constantly pleasuring myself.
I am not depressed.
I am not crazy.
I am not a freak.
I am not dead.
I do not have a creepy fetish.
I am not the result of a traumatic past.
I have not been raped.
I do not hate people.
I do give hugs/kisses.
I am not playing hard to get.
I am not looking for attention.
I am just not interested.
I am human.
I am asexual.
The Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship ReportThe Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship Report2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dear Princess Celestia,
So I ended up in this world (which looks like a rainbow fucked a candy cane, gave birth to some fucking rainbow candy cane baby, and that baby puked all over the Earth, by the way) weird as fuck dimensional portal or some shit, and, having learned about the "magic of friendship", and I have to say....I don't like it.
No, I don't just not like it, I fucking hate it! There's no fucking shitty games here! What a fuckball of shit! How can there be a dimension where shitty games don't exist!? It's fucking bullshit! So, I have to say Princess, that this world is not for me. My life demands shitty games. I'd rather suck down a bowl full of day old sloth jizz than stay one more fucking minute in this piece of shit world. So, all that friendship fuck is nice, but I can't stay here.
As such, this letter is less about what I've learned about friendship and more about how, by the time you get this letter, I'll have constructed an interdimesonal time portal to he
Commentary Concerning the Mecha Sally Story ArcBefore I get started I wanted to say that this is in part a response to Skythehedgehog47's “Too Much Sally?” article. I was going to post this as a comment but as you can see it turned into something more than that. I wanted the commentary below to be a demonstration of what I consider to be the baseline standard of character development not only for the Archie Sonic series and SatAM, but also any story or any kind that one were to write.Commentary Concerning the Mecha Sally Story Arc1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
As for the too much Sally question, it's not that there is too much Sally, it's that there is not enough development of the other characters. What has been done with Sally in the past should be the gold standard of how other characters should be developed. As an example, Penders did this sort of development with the echidna characters and their families, as well as their society and culture. It is unfortunate that this standard was not applied to Bunnie, Antoine, and especially Rotor, as well as other characte
Are We Meant To Be? Chapter 1 (SonTails)Today's been another horrid day. Tom pushed me into the bushes at break time and everyone laughed. I can't fight back, because the teacher says I will be the one in trouble if I did. I did hang out with Cream on lunch break though, so I wasn't completely alone.Are We Meant To Be? Chapter 1 (SonTails)7 months ago in Romance More Like This
As usual, my mind's been on Sonic all day. I dazed off in Maths today and Mr Marsh yelled at me. Again. Sonic gave me a hug before I went off to school this morning. It felt so... nice. Yet, I cannot tell him. He'll think I'm weird. I know, I've gotta let it out eventually, but, what if he throws me out, or doesn't feel the same way?
Sonic's never had a girlfriend. But gets off the subject when I bring it up. He doesn't seem to want to discuss it. I know there's no chance Sonic could possibly be gay too, but man, do I wish he were.
I know, I'm getting my hopes up for nothing. Sonic loves me as a little brother, that is all. But, what if he's hiding it too, what if he feels the same way? There's never a right time to tell him, an
Ponyfied shit.Okay, I know I said I wouldn't type this up again but I was wrong. I have been to a rabid bronies house, originally though he was a friend, all I did was look at him, said "Good day and goodbye.", turned, and left. Didn't look back. Sure he was my friend but that show turned him into a rabid brony. Therefore, I could not be friends with him. If I stayed, he would've gone ON and ON and ON about mlp being the best thing ever. If I stayed, it would've been letting Godzilla loose in a japan shop. I tried to reason with him after that day I left but he wouldn't shut up about if you don't like mlp, then go kill yourself. So, I basically just told him to go fuck himself and left. A year, maybe a couple, had passed and I thought that the mlp shit was going to die. I was wrong. It's only gotten stronger and started ruining fandoms. They already got Goku, Abraham Lincoln, Naruto, etc! God! There's a limit people! Stop at the history! You fucked up one of the greatest people known to America andPonyfied shit.2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
The WolfabooThe Wolfaboo4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Once upon a forum dreary, while I browsed weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious post of forgotten forum lore,
While I flicked through hotlinks clicked suddenly there came a barking,
As if someone were posting, gently posting on page four.
'Tis a roleplay', I muttered, 'posting there on page four-
Only that and nothing more.'
Oh how it buzzed my lone computer, connected there via the router,
It thrilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating, of my heart I stood repeating,
'Tis a roleplay taking place on this thread's page four-
Some late roleplay taking place on this thread's page four-
That it is, and nothing more.'
Presently my will grew stronger, hesitating then no longer,
'Sirs' said I, 'or by chance madam, your forgiveness I implore'
But the fact is I was browsing, and your posts they had me rousing,
Though so faintly you came playing, roleplaying on page four,
That I barely thought I saw you.' Here
How Barney and Friends ruined a whole lotIn 1999, Ted Giannoulas quoted:How Barney and Friends ruined a whole lot1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
"His [Barney] shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it, the real danger from Barney is 'denial: the refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. For along with his steady diet of giggles and unconditional love, Barney offers our children a one-dimensional world where everyone must be happy and everything must be resolved right away.'"
I agree with him
This purple abomination has ruined little kids television and possibly America. It has ruined little kids television by being too perky, too awful and too retarded. Now I know you all know that about Barney but how does one show effect the rest of a television demographic? Well how is because it had WAY too much influence. The reason it had influence is because PBS kept airing it (Don't ask me why they kept it, I don't know, I never worked for PBS). Thus, the other networks like Nick Jr., BBC completely ignored the
Bella: DPDWe've all read Twilight, the tween book that reinvented the vampire into a sparkly douche. the main character Bella, love her or hate her, has become common name when bring up the term Mary sue. I feel that her actions and personality runs deeper than that.Bella: DPD4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I read a post on the internet about how Edward emotionally abuses Bella.Edward is a predator and we wonder why Bella can't see what he does to her is wrong. Bella might not be able to recognize the abuse because she has something called Dependent personality Disorder or DPD. DPD is where a member of a relationship is very dependent on their partner and usually appears in young or mid adulthood. People with DPD tend to display needy, passive, and clinging behavior, and have a fear of separation. Link for the test and info
Common symptoms of dependent personality disorder:
Inability to make decisions, even everyday decisions, without
Blank Character Bio TemplateBasic StatisticsBlank Character Bio Template4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Meaning of name:
Origin of name:
Socioeconomic level as a child:
Socioeconomic level as an adult:
Describe their dwelling/house:
Most important childhood event that still affects him/her:
Other memories/events that still affects him/her and why/how:
Past failures s/he would be embarrassed to have people know about and why:
Biggest role model:
Describe their smile:
Who does s/he take after: