The walk homeI was out and about with a few of my friends three of them being boys and one of them being a girl, it started to get late so we were all going to start walking home and my house was the closest so they were going to walk with me to my house. We started to walk but then one of the boys thought it would be funny to pull my trousers down just for jokes, so he pantsed me and i ended up tripping over my trousers and falling over flat on my face. He wasn't expecting that to happen but then he thought it would be funny to take my pants off so he did that and now the only thing that was covering my lower body was my winnie the pooh knickers. I was so embarrassed i tried to cover my underwear so that my friends wouldn't see but they already had so then I said "Give me trousers back!" and he wouldn't give them back so I tried covering my knickers by pulling my shirt down but i was only able to cover most of the front so the back was still exposed but it would have to do. My friends started to lThe walk home3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Kakashi's TaleOh. Yes. Hello. I know you want me to tell you about my students, but Im a little busy as you can probably see. Im sure youre not blind and I am reading a book at the moment Kakashi's Tale7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Okay, okay. Fine. No need to get violent. Ill put away my book.
Now...what do you want to know? These are my students after all, and I dont want to jeopardize their privacy, believe me, Ive done it enough for the both of us.
Well...if you put it that way, I guess I could tell you a little. There is one story in particular that stands out in my mind, but you cant tell anyone. Not that Im scared, but Ive been threatened with death. Im sure you can understand the seriousness this deserves, as well as the secrecy alright!, just keep your mouth shut. Ill tell you already.
It was just another day. Completely normal, hmmm, at least, it started off that way. I arrived, late (because of a frog that was in desperate need of my assistance)
Kakashi - Itachi- PunishmentThe Reason Itachi Hates Fighting KakashiKakashi - Itachi- Punishment6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Itachi panted, his body wobbling slightly. Sweat dripped down his face, his long silky black hair pulled into limp ponytail over his left shoulder. Training was something he wasnt too good at. And Kisame was taking his sweet time getting them something to snack on. Itachi stood up straight, grimacing a bit. He wiped the sweat away from his forehead with his hand, letting it land On a shoe? Itachi looked up, then frowned.
Kakashi Hatake He didnt need to say the name, but he liked the way Kakashi smiled hearing it. Kakashi Hatake was leaning on a tree, looking at him over the edge of his perverted green book.
Good afternoon, Itachi Uchiha. Working up a good sweat, I see. He commented. Itachi crinkled his nose, showing his distaste in Kakashis calm cool tone.
You seem to be pretty worn out.
And you ?
What have y
Why Kakashi is Gay~WHY KAKASHI IS GAY~Why Kakashi is Gay5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~CRACK~ Naruto is convinced Kakashi is gay And he tells Sakura why. Drabble? Crack? Romance? I really don't know.
T for mature themes
Yaoi and sexual themes and cussing.
Even if Naruto wasn't owned by Masashi Kishimoto which he does. I still wouldn't own it or its characters.
"I'm telling you Kaka-sensei is GAY!" Naruto shouted as he and the pink haired konoichi walked towards the academy grounds. They had promised to help Shikamaru and Iruka-sensei train the pregenin.
"Naruto hush! You shouldn't go around yelling things stuff like that, BAKA!" She huffed and gave Naruto a good chakra infused punch to the gut.
Naruto winced, "Ahh Sakura-chan that hurt " Naruto pouted. "I'm telling you he is!" Naruto ducked the next blow.
"You shouldn't talk like that in public! Think of Sensei's reputation!" Sakura seethed. "I'm sur
What If Ch 10 KxI ENDThe dark windows of his apartment stared down blankly at him as he mounted the stairs, and he squashed the disappointment crawling up his spine. Kakashi hadn't turned up for dinner for almost four days now and hadn't left any sort of reason for his sudden disappearance.What If Ch 10 KxI END5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto was still around, so it was unlikely that he was on a mission, but not absolutely impossible. Even so, Iruka couldn't just accept that excuse. His instincts said that, somehow or other, he'd blown his pseudo-friendship with Kakashi. He kept telling himself that this would be easier he'd been finding it harder and harder not to treat Kakashi the same way he had in his dream as the distinctive lines between the two became fuzzier. Besides, he was getting a little worried about Kakashi's motives for seeing him. This was probably for the best.
He made a cup of instant ramen, and wondered just exactly when he'd become like Naruto. As he pushed the noodles around, he had to keep reminding himself that he was gla
Lonely Mr. UkkiSummary: What with all the missions, Kakashi spends little time at home, and his plant must get awfully lonely. Iruka's remedy for that doesn't go as smoothly as he'd hoped.Lonely Mr. Ukki3 years ago in Humor More Like This
AN: Posted over on LiveJournal for Sejitsu's birthday. Finally have time to post it here!
Ire filled him. He chose to take the long way through the streets to the Hokage Tower rather than teleporting simply so he could stomp his way there, casting menacing looks at anyone ill-fated enough to glace his way. The fact that the crowds parted before him, however, had less to do with the expression on his face and more to do with the spiked implement tucked carefully under his arm.
His apartment was sparse to the point of being barren. He liked it that way - he always knew where to find something even in the dark and half-poisoned. No one was supposed to move items around in his apartment. He didn't even move things around in his apartment.
Okay, so nothing had technically been mo
Vindicated - Chapter 16 - FinaleTitle: VindicatedVindicated - Chapter 16 - Finale1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: I don't own the turtles.
Summary: He finally has Donnie, but Raph can't let the past go so simply.
Warnings: Donnie cusses. And fluff. lots of yummy fluff.
Leonardo unfolded himself from his meditation and stood slowly, stepping from the dojo with his ears pricked as he listened to Raphael’s voice rise. He rolled his eyes and shook his head, steeling himself to try and calm his volatile brother down. He half expected Mikey to come tearing through the hallway having pulled some prank or done something to piss his brother off. But, there was no one else yelling, no lights, and no other sound in the lair but for the muffled shouts. Frowning, he paused in the entryway of the main room – and he turned abruptly, feeling someone behind him. Glancing up at the balcony, Mikey leaned upon the railing, looking over the edge at him, tense and worried.
“Dude, Raph is, like, letting him have i
KAKASAKU: B and DBBubblegum.KAKASAKU: B and DB7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Old man hair.
Hey, now. That was cold.
Puh-lease. Bubblegum? Cotton candy? What am I? Made of sugar? A medic nin asked indignantly.
Should we find out? A certain jonin asked casually, making the young woman blush.
About ten feet away, Naruto groaned in boredom. His sensei and teammate had been at it since this morning and he had barely gotten any training done.
They had previously been making fun of each others hair... Can we get going? Its almost time for lunch already!
Shut up, lemon head, Kakashi and Sakura both told him simultaneously, each, in turn, laughing at his scowl.
Naruto growled. Never mind! Ill go find Hinata! He said, even though he sounded a little put out.
Sakuras still-crimson face brightened slightly as her friend walked away in a huff. Kakashi noticed and grinned underneath his mask.
Break and Bend: EpilogueCome home.Break and Bend: Epilogue5 months ago in Romance More Like This
Michelangelo sat on the edge of the porch outside the studio. He swung his legs out in front of him, kicking up bits of snow and frozen dirt. His mouth was numb with cold, but he ignored it as he continued slurping noisily on his Popsicle. It was grape, his favorite.
He heard the door open and swing shut behind him.
We have found him at last.
“How’s your eye?”
“Feeling pretty sexy.” Mikey said with a grinned as he glanced back over his shoulder and lifted his Popsicle, “Do you want some?”
“No. Thank you.”
Donatello’s voice was quiet as usual. But there was something extremely different about it now. There was something different about all of him.
He is still too unstable. We must fix him again.
With a shrug Mikey turned back around, flicking his gaze out to the street. It was empty, a bit strange but he’d seen stranger. Especially in New York. Don’s soft footstep
Two's Company - chap42Two's Company - chap423 years ago in Drama More Like This
Two's Company, Four's A Crowd
Warning: mild turtlecest
"Do you have to stay in here?" Mikey grumbled, and Donnie glared at him as he sat on the bed beside him.
"We're going to fix this, Mikey."
"You can't just fix someone," Mikey exploded, standing and pacing around the room angrily. "You can't just fix him. You can't get out your little tools and twist something in his brain and make him change. Leo is Leo and he'll always be Leo."
Donnie sighed, rubbing his eyes with his palms. "You know, psychologically, a person changes every five years-,"
"I don't give a shit what your fat fancy books say!" Mikey snapped. "I don't want him to change, I just I just "
Donnie stood and wrapped Mikey in a gentle hug, nestling his head against his shoulder.
"I want him to love me like I love him," Mikey wailed.
"He does," Donnie said quietly, patting his shell soothingly. "Remember what I told you? This is a lot for Leo to experie
The Mysterious Kitty part 2"That was a nice shower wasn't it Jess?" Amy saidThe Mysterious Kitty part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ummmm sure" Jessica replied. The two girls then walked out of the bathroom and noticed that Jessica's room was completely wrecked. "What the hell. Kitty!" Jessica said in rage. "Where are my clothes gone? Don't tell me she stole all of my clothes" Jessica said.
"Hey mine are missing to" Amy said.
"Do we at least have towels? Damn it she took them to" Jessica said.
"Hey Jess there's a note" Amy said pointing at it.
"Dear little girl and stupid friend, I decided to take all your childish clothes to teach you how to grow up otherwise you will never find a boy, love Kitty :3."
"That damn cat. Amy we need to get to yours and get some clothes then hunt down this thief" Jessica said.
"Right but how are we going to get to mine when we are completely naked?" Amy asked.
"Hmmmmmmm how about we borrow some of my dad's clothes?" Jessica suggested.
"Ewwwww why not your mums or something?" Amy asked.
"Nah she will notice. Besides my dad's barely ever
Sibling Rivalry - Sasuke x Reader x ItachiSibling RivalrySibling Rivalry - Sasuke x Reader x Itachi10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sasuke x Reader x Itachi
After a day of long training and dealing with Naruto's enthusiasm, you started to head back to your house before being stopped by Sakura begging Sasuke for something.
Sasuke saw you and walked over to you, grabbing your arm and pulling you away to get away from Sakura. You looked back and saw the envy in her eyes, even though there was nothing special between you and Sasuke. He just used you to get rid of all his fan girls.
Looking up at his emotionless face, youpulled away from him and started walking towards your house before he grabbed your wrist forcefully causing you to cringe.
"I didn't say you can go."
You glared at him before pulling away and lightly rubbed your wrist before walking off. "Deal with the fan girls yourself, I got you past Sakura." You called out as you felt him grab both of your wrists and pulled you against him again.
"I said. You couldn't go" He hissed with his teeth
Kiss On FingersKiss On Fingers3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Kiss on fingers
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but it is fun to play with the characters so I do. It'd be nice if I got paid for it but I don't.
Dedicated to: Jingko on DA because it was her prompt in the KakaIru group AND O-b-s-e-s-s-e-d because her picture inspired me to go this way with it.
A/N: This is another Collab with Kita because while I knew where I wanted to go with it I got stuck and then couldn't get there so I got her to poke it with a stick and she added stuff and then I added a little more and then she added a touch more and it just worked out so much better.
They laid there naked on Kakashi's bed, dripping sweat and both completely spent. It wasn't the first time they'd had sex, but it was the first time at Kakashi's and the first time neither moved to leave.
Iruka laid there, his head on Kakashi's shoulder, almost afraid to move.
Partners in Crime - Ch.1 - KxIMist Village? Kakashi cocked his head to one side as he took the scroll from the godaime. What do they want with us?Partners in Crime - Ch.1 - KxI6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Im not sure. Tsunade laced her fingers together, But the whole mission request stinks to high heaven.
You think so?
When was the last time you can remember a village requesting an independent review of their training program? She snorted. When was the last time you can remember Mist Village requesting anything from us?
Maa, point taken. Kakashi carefully rolled the scroll closed. You want me to be careful.
Are you ever not careful? I want you to be more than careful; I want you to be on your guard. She rose to her feet. I want you to find out why theyre requesting something like this.
Ill be on my way, then. Kakashi pocketed the scroll.
Not on your own.
Eh? I thought you somewhat were worried a
Animal Instincts Chapter 3Animal Instincts Chapter 37 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sorry for the short chapter earlier my fans but it is very hard to write in Raph aka Shellback's perspective!!! Seriously, it is. You try it. I dare ya'll. XD
Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT. All I own is my OC.
It was roughly an hour later and Don sat on the rim of the tub, glaring at what used to be nail clippers. Raphael was still in the sunk in tub, lazily swimming. The tiger was laying on the other side of the room, not getting anywhere near the tub. Don grumbled, flicking a finger at the now ruined nail clippers. It seemed that Raphael's nails were stronger than Donnie's own. The purple banded ninja managed to clip Raphael's nails but at the cost of the nail clippers. The poor thing barely lasted. Don sighed and looked over a Raphael. The larger turtle was resting in the water now, with his shell pressed up against the wall. A small smile came over Don's face as he looked at the other mutant. Life for Raphael was going to be better.
The smaller male
Land MinesA faint buzzing against his cheek interrupted a truly bizarre dream that he couldn't quite remember once awake. Iruka freed his hand from Kakashi's interlocked fingers and raised his head just enough to deactivate the watch before it woke his companion.Land Mines4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He typically adored moments like this: curled within Kakashi's arms who knew that a scarce inch difference in height and a slightly smaller build would make him feel so safe wrapped in those arms with a slight tickle on the back of his neck from where Kakashi had burrowed his face between Iruka's shoulder blades, and enough faint dawn light filtering through the window to just highlight the tips of silver hair sticking up over his cheek.
Any other morning and not even the threat of destruction and chaos, likely perpetrated on his classroom, could have convinced him to move.
Any other morning and he would have finished his lesson plan the previous night, but sadly the source of the relaxing heat at his back was also
Jeff the Killer x Reader - Sweet Dreams (Part 1)Jeff the Killer x Reader - Sweet Dreams (Part 1)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Having a dry throat and the urge to drink something I woke up in the middle of the night. With tired eyes I was looking for the alarm clock, reading almost three o'clock in the morning. Shifting the sheets away I stood up and made my way through my room, down the stairs to the kitchen. I tried to turn on the lights but nothing happened. Maybe my parents had forgotten to pay the bill? Weird, they had never forgotten it. But it was too late at night to think about it. Knowing my house well I went to the fridge and stepped into something wet. Curious I looked downwards to see in the light of the shining moon that it was red liquid running out of the fridge. Was it tomato juice? But we never bought some, do we? I opened the fridge and tumbled away a bit to see that it was a separated head which looked like my mothers. With a shocked expression I looked at her closed eyes, blood streaming from her neck like if she was murdered just before a few seconds. Which means tha
Turtle Story: Confessional 8Title: ConfessionalTurtle Story: Confessional 88 months ago in Drama More Like This
Pairing: One-sided DonxRaph, confused/denial RaphxDon
Disclaimer: I don't own the turtles.
Summary: He rode into town on a Thursday...
Warnings: Cowboys! Guns! and Raph's mouth.
"The lumber is in the barn. I ordered it last week and Joel dropped it off just this morning. It’s perfect timing really. Months ago-"
"Then why were ya beatin' my ass at poker for cash?" Raphael asked as he limped after the priest. He had swapped his holy clothes for some pratical ones that he held up with a modified gun belt that he had made to hold all his tools. It was genius, all the various pockets and loops to hang all the necessary things they would need for the roof. He almost wanted one just for the hell of it.
Donatello smiled, his eyes still red and tired looking, but he had cheered up some and the prospect of getting to work had certainly put him in a right pleasant mood.
"Because I had a generous l
50 Ways to Piss Off Kakashi1. Run up to him and yank off his mask50 Ways to Piss Off Kakashi7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Stare at him for a minute, then pull it back up and say You look better this way
3. Tell him Gai is way sexier than he his
4. Tell him his Sharingan is just a cheap rip off, and he shouldnt go around ripping other peoples eyes out
5. Go up to him and ask, Who cuts your hair? Beavers?
6. Tell him he forgot to put on matching eyes this morning
7. Ask if hes old because he has gray hair
8. Show him GaiKakashi
9. Show GAI GaiKakashi
10. Steal all his Icha Icha books
11. Replace them with Encyclopedia Britannica
12. Ask if he has gray hair...down THERE
13. Ask why he spends his mornings talking to rocks (the memorial stone)
14. If he tells you, pause for a moment, then ask why he talks to dead
15. Whenever he enters a room, play Sex Bomb
16. Sick Zabuza fangirls on him
17. Ask WHY he molests Naruto in their first training episode
18. Call Sasuke his mini-me
19. Proclaim t
Generation Xerox(formerly Morgainedeshone)Generation Xerox1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Summary: No one ever accused Kakashi of being a hopeless romantic.
AN: Written for Seigyoku-wolf for the Pick-A-Number game at the Kakairu group. Her prompt was "Generation Xerox." Definitely a fun trope that I hadn't heard of before, and I enjoyed thoroughly writing it. Hope this fits with what you were looking for and sorry it took me so long to finish it! Beta'd by the wonderful Kiterie.
The dawn light cast soft shadows across the worn stone stairs around the Hokage tower. From above, voices filtered down punctuated by a few bursts of laughter. He glanced up, identifying the voices out of habit, and he smiled broadly when a third voice chimed in, light and teasing. If he sped up a little, well, no one was around to notice.
Iruka turned the corner, spotted him, and called out, “Good morning, Kakashi-sensei.”
“Morning, Iruka-sensei.” He stumbled for a moment, searching for something else to say so that this wouldn
Turtle Story: Odd Men Out 3Title: Odd Men OutTurtle Story: Odd Men Out 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
Pairing: LeoXMikey, One-sided Raph+Leo, One-sided Don+Mikey, RaphxDon
Disclaimer: I don't own the turtles.
Summary: Sometimes things aren't perfect cookie cutter portions in life. Sometimes the one you love doesn't love you back. Sometimes you have to settle. Sometimes, that isn't enough.
~Odd Men Out~
Two days prior:
“Let us begin.” Splinter said and motioned for Leonardo to lead their opening katas.
“Father, Raph and Don aren’t here yet.” Leo’s brows knotted up, glancing toward the door.
“Are they sick?” Michelangelo bounced on the balls of his feet, fidgeting in place with little wiggles of his fingers and tail.
Splinter shook his head, his hands settling upon the top of his staff reverently. His whiskers twitched and his tail swept the floor before he released a sigh. “No, my sons, Raphael and Donatello will not be joining us. I do not know how long they
CHAPTER 1 ESCAPE!!!!CHAPTER 1 ESCAPE!!!!1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mikey groaned as he slowly rolled over onto his back. He tried to busy himself with the things around him. The sound of dripping water, the whistling of the wind passing through the caves. The sound of some unseen animal crawling amongst the rocks. Yet try as he might he simply could not take him mind away from his predicament. Sighing Mikey sat up, wincing as his back popped several times. His current situation was this; several days ago he’d been making his way to Keln’s keep the local castle when he’d been jumped and kidnapped by bandits. They had taken away his belonging and clothes and had tossed him inside this cage with the intention of ransoming him off to whoever would pay for him which would probably end up being slavers since his family had no idea where he was.
Groaning again Mikey stood up and began to pace back and forth between the walls of his cage. He could try and break out. Not something that was likely to happen since the bandits ha
CHAPTER 8 MEMORIES AND TESTSCHAPTER 8 MEMORIES AND TESTS5 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In front of them the cave stood; enormous in size and eerie in atmosphere. Glancing at Donatello Mikey spoke.
“what is this place?”
Donatello looked to him and spoke.
“this is the tunnel of Yubi. It was carved out of the mountain centuries ago and represents the darkness that must be overcome in order to see light.”
Next to him Mikey felt Leo shift uncomfortably. “and we have to go through it?” Donatello nodded.
“yes. It will take us to the castle. But it will not be easy.”
Mikey cocked his head.
“what do you me-”
but his words were cut off as a dull roar passed by them carried on the winds.
“I will explain more; but we must keep moving.”
Stepping into the cave Mikey felt his skin crawl; it was unnaturally cold and damp; and every step he took it felt as though he was being pulled deeper and deeper into oblivion. As though they were stepping into an entirely new world. Glancing back he found himself
The Grand List of Japanese...The Grand List of Japanese...11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
NOTE: Sorry about the formating; this is the best I could do. There is NO OFFICIAL spelling for Romanjii.
The Grand List of
Japanese Word (Romanjii) - English Translation/Definition
Aibou - Partner (often in a loving sense)
Hikari - Light
Yami - Dark, Darkness
Mou hitori no boku - Literally: "My another of me"
Mou hitori no (name) - The other (name)
Kawaii - Cute
Konnichuwa - Hello
Ohiyo - Hello; more specifically, "good morning"
Daijoubu desu ka? - Are you all right? (formal)
Daijoubu? - You all right? (informal)
Daijoubu - I'm all right
Hai - Various meanings; mostly used as "yes"
Ne - Various meanings; mostly used to confirm something, or to draw someone's attention to something.
Oshii! - Delicious!
Itai! or Ichi! - Ouch
Mou hitori no oré - Literally: "My another of I"; a very loving way to refer to a person.