Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven [Intro]You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.
As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.
You answered the phone. “Hello?”
“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, tha
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kankri1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.
You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.
“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at this party!” Kankri began to blab on and on. “This game is a violation of peoples’ privacy, especially women. I mean, who in the world would stick some drunken pig like Dave in a closet with someone as innocent as you?”
You blinked. Did he just say what you thought he just said?”
Kankri’s face turned a slight red. &
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - MitunaYou pull out a mini yellow skateboard and you immediately frown. Why would Mituna put a skateboard figurine in the box? That was usually Latula’s type of thing. He had been spending quite a lot of time with her lately…Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Mituna1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mituna, let’s go!” Dave called, waving the Gemini up to the front. You watched Mituna scamper up to the front and stand in front of you, his usual smile plastered onto his face. Dave shooed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
Mituna surprisingly started the conversation. “Do you like this game, [Name]? It seems like everyone else does.”
You slightly shrugged. “It’s okay; I guess… it just depends who you get stuck in here with.”
“Did you not want to come in here with me?” He suddenly asked. You froze. Oh no, you’d made him think that you didn’t like him!
“No, no! I-It’s nothing like that!” You quickly rebuttal, “I just thought you were
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obvious, it was painful.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Karkat1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.
“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and shut the door.
That’s when Karkat began his rant.
“Why the fuck do we even play this stupid game?! I mean, there’s nothing that you can fucking accomplish accept for making out with some probably nasty person that you don’t even like for absolutely no reason!”
You blinked. “…So you’re saying I’m n
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - TavrosYou pulled out a small plushie that looked almost identical to Tinkerbull. You giggled; it looked so adorable! You knew at that moment that it was Tavros.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Tavros1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Tavros, c’mon!” Dave shouted, waving the troll towards the front of the room. He maneuvered his way through the crowd. Your eyes looked up and down his new body. His legs made him look even cuter then he already had.
Dave carefully nudged you two into the closet. Each of you hesitantly looked at each other from across the closet.
You scratched the back of your head nervously. Tavros was already shy, and you had a pretty big crush on him. That didn’t help too much. You thought for a moment about what you could say to start a conversation.
“So, do you like your new legs?” You mentally face palmed. What kind of stupid question was that?!
Tavros chuckled. “I, uh, like them a lot. It’s a lot easier to, um… get around, y’know?” He smiled his innocent smile at you. You coul
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EridanYou pulled out your hand, realizing you were holding a soft patch of purple cloth. You knew immediately that it was a piece of fabric from some seadweller’s clothing.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Eridan1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Eridan, get up here!” Dave shouted into the crowd. You noticed Eridan’s hair stick up from the crowd as soon as his name was called. He pushed through the people and stood in front of you. He had a big smirk plastered on his face.
Eridan lifted your hand and kissed it gently. You blushed furiously, surprised and yet heated by his gesture at the same time. Before you could react with words, Dave pushed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Eridan began leaning towards you. He was certainly getting close and didn’t stop until your noses were touching. He had a lustful look in his eyes. You hadn’t been in the closet for even a minute and he was already coming onto you! Most of the girls would feel sorry for you, but you thought that you were
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JohnYou raised your hand from the box and pulled out a small hammer. It seemed to be a replica of the hammer John had always used as a weapon. You smiled to yourself, knowing that being in the closet with your goofy friend Egbert would certainly be a time to remember.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - John11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Aye, Egderp! Get your ass up here!” Dave shouted, nearly tripping over himself. Dave was pretty hilarious when he was drunk, and gog damn was he drunk.
You watched as John navigated his way to the front. He stood in front of you, the usual toothy grin plastered on his face. “Oh, hey [Name]! Are you excited?”
Before you could even think of answering, Dave pushed the two of you in the closet and shut the door. You muttered ‘yeah’ under your breath to answer John’s question, but you were pretty sure he didn’t hear.
“So, what do you want to do in here for seven minutes?” John asked. This couldn’t help but make you giggle. John was so clueless to stuff like this. Y
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Gamzee1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”
You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.
Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked around until you met each other’s eyes. The two of you shared eye contact for almost a minute. It didn’t make you laugh, however. It made you nervous. You liked Gamzee a lot, but he always made you nervous. You knew what he was capable of, and sometimes, it scared you.
A cold touch on your leg surprised you out of your thoughts. You quickly l
Homestuck x Reader: 7 Buckets in the Closet IntroHomestuck: 7 Buckets in the ClosetHomestuck x Reader: 7 Buckets in the Closet Intro1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You grinned and laughed along with the rest of your friends as Kankri lectured Mituna on the dangers of triggering anyone, not noticing that this was triggering Mituna. Sometimes people are stupid.
You're at Dave Strider's house for a huge Christmas party. Somehow he was able to rig the universe so all the trolls and kids could come. Honestly, his shit confused the fuck out of you, but you were able to see your friends, so you were happy.
"Yo! People! We're going to play a game, so sit in a circle and don't flip your shit!" your oh-so-elegant host yelled. After a few minutes of scrambling around, all the guests were arranged in an oval-like shape. "People, this is not a circle. But whatever. We're playing Seven Minutes in Heaven!"
All the humans snickered while the trolls looked around in confusion. "HEY, FUCKASS. WE DON'T KNOW THIS STUPID HUMAN ACTIVITY." Karkat yelled.
"I was about to explain the rules until you decided your voice was more important
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EquiusYou reached into the box and pulled out a little statuette of a dumbbell. You thought to yourself about how completely adorable it was, and you thought even more deeply about the fact that you were now going into the closet with Equius.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Equius10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Equius, come on down!” Dave cried, laughing afterwards. He was pretty damn slurred.
You watched as Equius carefully made his way to the front. He looked down at you from his tall stature with no expression. You could see that he was sweating pretty badly. He seemed to be almost... trembling?
Dave shoved the two of you in the closet and locked the door. Once the door was shut, everything was sort of quiet.
“So, what do you want to do?” You asked casually.
Equius didn’t move. “I don’t think we should be doing things of the lewd nature, [Name]...” He muttered, turning his head away from you.
Of course Equius wouldn’t do anything with you. That was just his nature. He wanted to be a gentlemen, or at lea
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JakeYou pulled out your hand to see that you were holding... a gun! Your eyes went wide and you immediately dropped it back in the box, cringing with fear.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Jake10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave chuckled. “Calm down, [Name]. It’s just a dart gun. It’s Jake’s.”
You peeked in the box, realizing that what Dave said was true. The gun looked similar to a real gun, only it was plastic and had some darts loaded inside. You sighed, feeling like a complete idiot already.
Jake walked up to the front and stood next to you, his usual fangirl fainting smile plastered on his face. Of course, his smile just made you feel all the more nervous. You didn’t know Jake too well, but you did know that girls tended to freak out over him. You also knew he had guns, and not just the good time.
Dave shoved the two of you into the closet, slamming the door shut.
“Hey there, Miss [Name],” Jake said, still smiling politely. “We seem to be alone. What do you propose we do?” You could
What a Cute Card (Reader X ...) IntroWhat a Cute CardWhat a Cute Card (Reader X ...) Intro1 year ago in Romance More Like This
~ OKAY so this will be a homestruck reader insert but this is just the intro. The idea is that you tell me which homestuck character it is that you want me to pair the reader up with. You leave a comment with who and I will try to come up with a cute little (hopefully short) story for that character. Just leave your comments and I will create by demand. You can ask for gender bent versions and if you want it to male or female insert. I will even make for both if I can. TIME TO BEGIN
You stumbled into school still tired from the night before. You stayed up a bit later than usually to talk with you friends. You ended up opening a chat with them while they all rambled and argued. It was annoying plenty of the time but with them being your friends you don’t really care.
You shuffled through the crowd of smartasses, idiots, and assholes. That was always the biggest challenge of the day. But fuck it, you made your way to your l
Kankri x Reader: WTF DID I WRITE (LegitI'mSerious)In this story you are a human or troll whatever I don't care!Kankri x Reader: WTF DID I WRITE (LegitI'mSerious)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You and your partner in crime , Mituna, were being lectured by Kankri. . . AGAIN! This was because you two wanted to make a nice microwaveable pizza. However, since you both suck at cooking, you made the microwave explode 'magically'. The kitchen was then and now covered in sauce and cheese; along with you and Mituna.
"Do you know how triggering this is? Someone can walk in and see what a horrid mess you made! You do NOT want to trigger people! Just look at it! What if the person was lactose intolerant? Or allergic to the human wheat? God this is stressful. You both should clean up this mess immediately!"
After a minute of him rambling nonstop, you were able to tune the preaching Troll out. Instead you were thinking of the poor pizza that you killed. However, as you dozed off in your imagination, Mituna was having some trouble igno
Homestuck x Girl!Reader: 7 Buckets in HellYou sit laughing with all your friends. You in Dave's house cahtting your ass off. Kankri is giving a lecture to Mituna and Equius is showing off. John was ranting about movies while Dirk was talking about Lil Cal.Homestuck x Girl!Reader: 7 Buckets in Hell11 months ago in Personal More Like This
You were talking with Rose and Jade about animals and how trolls had such strange guardians. Dave soon walked to the middle off the room holding a blow horn and pushed its button makinga really loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Everyone shuts up and looks at him. "Ok listen up people! Were about to play an amzing game called 7 Minutes in heaven!" He yells. All the trolls look at each other confused while the humans snicker and giggle. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS IT SOME STUPID HUMAN GAME?" Karkat asks. "I was about to explain just a moment ago if you had shut up!" Dave yells. He explains the rules to the trolls and they nod. "Oh 2o liike 7 bucket2 iin the clo2et?" Sollux asks. "Yup!" John says. "______? Would you like to go first?" Dave asks.
He holds Spades Slick's fadora out to you
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - CronusYou reached into the box, grabbed something rectangular, and pulled out your hand. It seemed to be that you had grabbed a package of candy cigarettes, similar to the ones that Cronus had hanging out of his mouth all day. You opened the package and stuck one in your mouth. It made you giggle, seeing how completely off one simple cigarette made you look.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Cronus7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
There was a tap on your shoulder. You turned around to see Cronus was behind you.
“You makin’ fun of me?” He asked in an accusing tone.
You quickly shook your head, not wanting him to be upset with you.
He leaned in close and used his teeth to take the cigarette from your mouth. “Good,” He muttered, walking past you and towards the closet. You blushed and quickly followed. The two of you smushed into the closet and Dave shut the door behind you.
“...You’re not going to smoke in here, are you?” You suddenly asked.
Cronus snickered. “My cig’s are just for show, you should know tha
Kankri x Reader BACK OFF"Come on doll face! Vwhy not?" She sighed and rolled her eyes at the highblood, "BECAUSE OH GREAT STUPID ONE! I don't want too."Kankri x Reader BACK OFF1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was spying on them from behind the bushes. I glared at Cronus. How dare he! We all know that I called dibs on the adroable human girl. The sight of him FLIRTING with her! God! it's 100% triggering! But then again.... Why would _______ want to go on a date with me.... I'm just an annoying troll who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut!
"I'll take you to your fawvorite resturant!"
"Not until you go on a date vwith me doll face." He wrapped a arm around her shoulder and ______ scrunched up her face in disgust.
EVEN WHEN SHE DOES THAT IT'S ADORABLE!! I kept mumbling to myself, "God..... Go away Cronus..... Can't you see that she isn't interested!?"
RANDOM MITUNA POV:
UWHIFBUIDCYGVTYWCFSVXYUJGSFYUEIKBXHYUWGVIUVEUCVIDVISX I COULDN'T B-BELIEVE MY EYTH!!!!!!!11!!! CRONUTH ITH FLLLIRTING WITH _____?!?!?!!!11! RDYTUFYIGKU
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and SignlessYou reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and Signless6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”
You blinked. “Um, both?”
Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.
“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a ligh
Loads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDaveLoads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDave1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.
Your eyes widened and you ran over to them, nudging past the dense pact of bodies circling around the boys. You finally arrived to the middle where both of the boys were immersed in their fight. “John! Dave! Stop it you two!” You shouted dodging the punches from both boys.
“I am so gonna kill you Strider!” John yelled drawing back his arm, about to punch Dave.
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - RufiohYou reached into the box and pulled out a miniature pair of wings. The seemed to be some kind of accessory that would be placed on a doll. With not a moment of thinking, you knew the item was Rufioh’s.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Rufioh8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
That’s when everyone began whispering.
You knew for a fact that almost everyone at the party either had a slight crush on Rufioh, or had already made a move on him. However, he hadn’t accepted anyone’s gestures of affection... so who could he like?
“Rufioh, get on up here!” Dave slurred, nearly tripping over his own feet. Oh, how drunk he was.
“Bangarang!” You heard him say. He navigated his way through the crowd to make it to you. Once to the front, he waved at you, a huge grin on his face. “Hello, doll.” You shyly waved back and Dave shoved the two of you into the closet.
To be honest, you were pretty nervous. You weren’t really too sure what to say, so you just held your hands in your lap and awkwardly twiddled your thu
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KurlozYou hesitantly reached into the box, and pulled out a pair of gloves designed with the bones of a hand. Examining them for a few seconds, you figured they were Kurloz’s, since they did indeed match his outfit.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kurloz8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kurloz, up here!” Dave called out, his voice cracking in the process.
You watched as Kurloz made his way to the front. He finally stopped in front of you, signing you a quick ‘hello.’ You shyly waved hello to him as well. Dave then shoved the two of you in the closet, slamming the door behind.
The closet was a bit darker than you expected. You watched as Kurloz moved his hands, obviously trying to sign, but you couldn’t see very well. “Wait a sec, Kurloz...” You quickly reached into your pocket and grabbed your phone. The screen didn’t emit too much light, but just enough that you could at least see Kurloz.
“Okay, can you sign that again?” You asked with a smile.
*I said ‘it’s a bit dark in here’
A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..
There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the emotions going through him at the time…
~flashback two weeks. Nyeh.~
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 04:13 –
TA: great. what the hell do you want kk?
CG: WHOA. WOW. SUCH HOSPITALITY. HOWDY FUCKING DO TO YOU TOO SOLLUX.
TA: …ii2 there a rea2on you're botheriing me?
CG: SHUT THE HELL UP CAPTOR. YOU AND ________ ARE IN A
Silent Apartments (ReaderXHomestuckMaleTrolls)The silence from the apartment next to yours made you incredibly nervous. You sat there, nibbling your bottom lip until it was bleeding. Usually you would have welcomed silence over the usual noises that leaked from your neighbor’s abode but now the lack of sound threw you into worry. It was never quiet. Even in the middle of the night it was never quiet. You had always held back any complaints about the noise, after all, you thought that your neighbor was… well, suffice to say you had somewhat of a crush on the troll across the hall. It didn’t matter to you that he had gray skin most other people in the building found weird, it didn’t matter that he had candy corn colored horns, hell you would go so far as to say that the noises from the flat next to yours comforted you. Plus you got a discount on rent because of the ‘undesirable’ neighbors. Now all you were greeted by was silence. God how you missed the sound of…Silent Apartments (ReaderXHomestuckMaleTrolls)9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)There you were, once again listening for the lectures of the ranting boy.Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Despite... Actually..." You could only catch fragments of his sentences. You stepped forward, attempting to maneuver your way through the people, but were thrown back. You landed on your butt.
"Ow..." Soon the warning bell rung, causing the people around you to disperse and more or less trample you.
After long enough, you were able to stand up without being pushed back down. You carefully lifted your things and looked at your watch.
I'll be late!
You were planning on rushing off to your class--you were already failing it at this point--when you heard him sigh and mutter, "no one ever listens to me..."
Maintaining a calm demeanor, you slowly walked towards him.
"I listen," you said simply, before the late bell rung and you ran off, apologizing and mentioning that you were already fail
VantasxReader (Choose your sweater!)VantasxReader (Choose your sweater!)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Your name is (F/N) (L/N) and you just made a pretty big mistake.
You’d been washing clothes and had accidentally kinda sorta button mashed the alchemizer in the process. Thinking it’d be no big deal, you’d just shrugged it off and let it continue its wash, forgetting about the button sequence that- you thought- you’d accidentally pressed.
So, that left the problem at hand. You’d switched the clothes over to the dryer, not really thinking anything was wrong-the washer always made clothes seem so much small than they actually were! But digging around the dryer now, you could clearly see the problem.
You pulled up a bright red sweater, then a black one with a cancer sign, then finally, a dark gray one with a hood on it. All of them were majorly oversized- they looked like they could go down to at least each of the guys knees! Man, that’d be adorable…
Okay, so, you basically just supersized the Vantas families sweaters. You were the only female in
Homestuck X Reader - Late Night VisitAuthor's Note: Alrighty my various bros and brosettes, if you hadn't guessed it already, this is an AU where the trolls had already played Sgrub but hadn't run into Jack and their planet wasn't destroyed. That way, a majority of their hives are still intact and no one (or at least most of them) haven't died yet. I hope you find this setting to your liking as you read, and be sure to READ THE DESCRIPTION~Homestuck X Reader - Late Night Visit7 months ago in Settings More Like This
It was Saturday, 12:10 to be exact. You were out taking a walk through one of your favorite spots on the trolls' planet: a large, dense woodland full of the whispering of leaves, the calls of many hidden birds, and the quiet steady crunching of your shoes on the brown gravel path you were following. The large leafy bushes that flanked your path were filled with the scufflings of tiny creatures darting about looking for food while trying to avoid detection. A cool breeze lifted your (h/l) (h/c) hair behind you as you kept on, the strange brigh