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- A S t r e e t P h o t o g r a p h y F e a t u r e -
One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals
and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vain and glorious;
all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly when he's aroused,
but since you've been complaining,
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things
like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be too smart,
so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...
So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
Just remember, it's our little secret ...
...you know, woman to woman."
Summer Contest RulesI like to offer another contest to our members .for the summer contest!!!
The theme is simply summer. I have been having a bit of trouble figuring out how to make the rules/ details, that I am kind of wasting time you could be out getting the best pictures lol.
This contest I want to last a while and not just July but until the end of August cause summer is this miraculous season and I want to see summer inspired art. I want to see what summer means to you, I want to see the mood, the setting, a picture that captures, the heat, the humidity, the feeling of this season's effects on the weather, the thunderstorms, the beach. what does summer mean to you? Is it bbqs? fireworks? a particular part of a season, and a description in your entry of the significance of how the picture represents summer. This is a contest where animals, nature, pets, people are allowed. It does have to represent summer somehow though. It can be a color, a landscape something that depicts the season but that way is open for you to