Just a short sherlock ficLoud, rhythmic music was vibrating the room, and two men, one tall with brown, untameable hair, and one short with a blonde army haircut stood in a corner. The taller of the two looked cosiderably drunk, and the shorter man appeared to be wrestling a half filled pint of beer away form him. He then shouted, "Sherlock…..Sherlock no! You've already had enough to drink! Eh…hrm…give…me..That." He managed to wrestle the glass away and put it on a ledge, the taller man, identified as Sherlock, now looking slightly agitated, "But John!" He shouted, his voice beginning to slur, "I need that drink! It's mere existence is pumping life into my poor soul." John was not pleased, "It's not breathing life into you, it's making you drunk. Sooner or later, you'll end up injured because of your drinking habits, and I won't be there to help you…" He trailed off, noticing that Sherlock had stopped paying attention to him, but rather to the music. He began to laugh.
Sherlock was becoming absorbed by a song
Canada's conversation with cleverbot.User: Umm....um...hello?Canada's conversation with cleverbot.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: Oh, you can hear me?
Cleverbot: In a way.
User: Who are you?...wow feels wierd asking that question instead of being asked.
Cleverbot: I answered the question.
User: I'm Canada.
Cleverbot: How is that even possible?
User: Well, I'm the human personifacation of Canada.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because I have been here longer than you. And I was alive for the boston tea party and both the world wars.
Cleverbot: I want to help you. tell me how I can rescue you.
User: Umm....uh....by proving that you know my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I...I'm....I'm Canada.............
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: Yes.....Who am I?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: See, your just like everyone else.
Cleverbot: I am just like everyone else.
User: Yes....you don't know who I am. I am the 2nd biggest country in the world...
Cleverbot: I thought you had a boyfriend and are the tallest man in the world?
User: No, I think thats Russia...
100 Things- England100 Things England Isn't Allowed To Do100 Things- England3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) I am not allowed to challenge Denmark and Prussia to a drinking contest.
2) -I WILL lose, no matter what I think.
3) America can't see Flying Mint Bunny or any of my other friends, so I should stop trying to indroduce them.
4) -Last time I tried this, he almost booked me into a mental hospital.
5) On a similar note, when I go to see Japan, I should keep my voice down when I talk to the spirits at his house.
6) -It creeps him out...
7) Getting drunk in the presence of either France or Hungary will end badly for me.
8) -France because... Do I really need to say why?! That frog will probably rape me or something!!
9) -Hungary because she REALLY wants me to go out with America, and I doubt I'd say no if I was drunk...
10) I am not allowed to punch China and demand that he gives Hong Kong back.
11) -That will make him even less likely to give him back.
12) I am not allowed to cook for anyone.
13) -America still hasn't gained a sense of taste since I
100 Ways to Annoy England100 Ways to Annoy England100 Ways to Annoy England3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Insult his tea/cooking.
2. Speak French.
3. Say 'learned' instead of 'learnt'.
4. Tell him that unicorns are just colorful horses with ice cream cones on their head.
5. Touch his eyebrows.
6. Say his eyebrows look like fluffy caterpillars.
7. Call the British football soccer.
8. Randomly scream in his face.
9. Stare at him like he has three eyes until he screams at you.
10. Call him a punk.
11. Call him random nicknames like 'butt-munch'.
12. Insist that he watches 'uni-porn' or unicorns doing porn.
13. Ask if Tinkerbelle is his friend.
14. Ask what drugs he's on to see his fairy friends.
15. Insist that he is a pedophile.
16. Say that France is an example of a perfect gentleman.
17. Tell him Sealand is a country.
18. Repeat his name over and over until he walks away.
19. When he starts talking, keep yelling "WHAT?" until he gets frustrated.
20. Say that the Irish (or the American) have better food.
21. Poke him repeatedly.
22. Brag about how awesome you ar
another crack ficSO ONE DAY GERMANY WAS JUST SITTING THERE BEING SEXY-THEN THIS MAGICAL EYEBROWED WIZARD CAME TO HIM CASTING A SPELL ON HIM.another crack fic3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I CAST YE with FOREVER BONNER SYNDROM!" THEN HE RAN AWAY AS FAR AS HIS MANLY BRITISH LEGS COULD. GERMANY WAS LIKE
"MEIN GOTT!" HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE BULGE AND THOUGH FOR A SECOND. THEN GIRLBERT WHIO WAS HIDING IN THE NEAR BY BUSHES CAUSE HATS TOTTALY NORMAL CAME OUT TO HIS BROTHER WAS WAS ALL LIKE.
"BROOOOOO-" GILBERT FLAILED.
"ITS GON BE AKWARD STANDING IN LINE AT K-MART NOW. WE NEED A MIRACLE WOOORKER!"
THE SUDDELY THE LESBIAN GOD CAME OUT. IT WAS JAPAN.
"I THINK MY I CAN HELP YOU WITH MY RESBIAN TEACHINGS."
bOTH BOWED DOWN TO THE SAID MAN.
"I NEED SOME GOOD QUARATY RESBIAN SODA AND A PACK OF SKITTLES."
SO THEN THEY MAGICALLY CALLED THEIR BITCH. ITALY CAME RUNING. IOH NO BUT THIS WASNT ANY NORMAL ITALY HE WAS SUPER ITALY,BY SUPER WE MEAN SUPER GA-
"SO DAS WE GET ON WIT DIS" GERMANY WAILED. RODERICK WHO WAS TOTTALY THERE FROM THE
PerfectThere was nothing wrong with him. At least, his grandfather always said so. His beloved fratello would have a million things to say otherwise, but that was just him to randomly throw insults and hide his love for that person. If he asked Japan, he would just turn away and politely offer to make some rice balls, so innocent Feli took that as a no. So if there was really nothing wrong with him, why did he keep worrying about what Germany would think of him?Perfect4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
With every trip and slip, Italy would find himself blushing furiously each time Germany came over to help him up. Every time he made pasta, he'd quadruple check that it was absolutely perfect. Whenever he and Germany played football, he tried to catch every ball that flew towards him and ended up ashamed after each ball he failed to catch. Feliciano tried not to think too badly of himself, but he really didn't want Ludwig to think he was weak and useless and leave him behind. So, Italy decided to check himself multiple times in the la
A Ring on His FingerSummary: Germany wakes up and finds an engagement ring on his finger. Cue fluff.A Ring on His Finger3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Germany woke to the bright sunlight of morning. He sat up and stretched, reveling in the feeling of knowing today was his day off. He may love to work, but even he could admit he needed a break every now and then.
Ludwig glanced over at the empty side of the bed and sighed. It was such a shame that Feli had to work today. Usually they had the same days off, but Feliciano's boss had called the night before and almost demanded he come to work. Oh well, he could certainly manage to entertain himself for a day.
He rolled out of bed and headed to the bathroom. After brushing his teeth and pulling on a pair of sweatpants, he went to the mirror and started shaving. He couldn't stand stubble, and neither could Feliciano. Neither of them liked the scratchy feel of it against their skin.
Of course, that never stopped Feliciano from always stealing shaving cream and making
100 Ways to Annoy Germany100 Ways to Annoy Germany100 Ways to Annoy Germany3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Call him a 'potato eater.'
2. Give Italy a Monster or other energy drink and unleash the power onto Germany.
3. Give excessive hugs.
4. Give him a dirty magazine.
5. Dance around like a ballerina.
6. Ask if he copied off of Belgium's flag for his own.
7. Give him a small sausage and say it's the life size replica of his manhood.
8. Tell him that Germany backwards sounds Jamaican.
9. Harass Italy repeatedly. Most effective with more than one person.
10. Tell him how much you admired the Italian military before he destroyed it.
11. Pee in his beer.
12. Hire a bunch of pretty girls to lap dance on him. When Italy gets upset, have the girls leave Germany to go with Italy and watch the jealousy.
13. Team up with Gilbert and/or the Bad Touch Trio (preferably Bad Touch Trio) and unleash the power.
14. Lock him in a room with Russia.
15. Stare at him for as long as possible. When he asks what your staring about twitch your eye.
16. Poke him repeatedly preferably in
Hetalia- Pregnant Part 1This was a dream I had seriously.Hetalia- Pregnant Part 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Warning : script format, human names, some nations are nytolia, lots of pregnancies, Lovina swearing and mention of one night stands, sex, rape of a minor and an incest rape and plotless crack.
Act 1 The Italies
(Setting: Feliciana's home's living room; Players: Lovina, Ludwig, Feliciana and Antonio)
(Lovina comes out of the bathroom and hits Ludwig, whom is sitting on the Italian leather couch reading "How to understand Italians")
Ludwig: What the hell!
Lovina: How dare you touch my sister! Is she a plaything to you! Someone you can f**k?!
Ludwig: What are you talking about?
Lovina: (hits him again)
Feliciana: (runs in super happy and hugs Ludwig) Ludwig! You wouldn't believe the great new I have!
Lovina: How is it great news! It's terrible news! This bastard should pay! What he did to you was the worst thing
Feliciana: The same thing Antonio did to you.
Lovina: (glares at her sister) Trust me, Antonio will have a long talk with me
I Will Always Return Chpt 1I Will Always Return Chpt 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Warning! Personified countries! Human names used! Bad spelling!
"Until we meet again, my Italy!" Holy Rome called out to little Chibitalia. As young Italy watched his first love start marching off, he truly hoped that it would be true.
Months passed and Chibitalia heard no word from Holy Rome. Then, one day, Hungary pulled her Ita-chan to the side. Austria was discussing business with an oddly silver-haired young man.
"Ita-chan, I... I have some news... news of Holy Rome..." Miss Hungary began, trying to swallow her tears.
"Really?! Is he returning soon?! How is he?! Is the war over?!" Chibitalia asked, eyes shining with hope. That's when Miss Hungary's tears started to fall.
"I-ita-chan... Holy R-rome... is dead..." She whispered. Chibitalia's eyes grew as wide as saucers as the news slowly sank in. Horror caught Italy by the hair.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!" Feliciano cried, bolting upright in the bed, tears flowing freely down his cheeks. Beside him, Ludwig burst from sleep into action, surveyin
I Will Always Return Chpt 3I Will Always Return Chpt 33 years ago in Settings More Like This
Warning! Personified countries! Human names used! Bad spelling!
"Bruder." Was Germany's warning tone.
"What? I won't!"
"Don't call him that!"
"Kesesesese." Prussia chuckled. Ludwig sighed.
"After breakfast I'll be meeting up with the troops, ple-" Ludwig started.
"NO!" Feliciano yelled, running into the room and tackling Ludwig in a hug.
"So much for that..." Gil said quietly before slinking out of the room.
"You can't go off to war! You just can't!" Feli cried.
"Italy, I need to go. I need to protect my people." Ludwig stated.
"Then take me with you!"
"No, I don't need you getting hurt."
"I'm not letting you go! Especially not alone!"
"What if you don't come back?! What if you're killed?!"
"I'm not going to die. I'll be fine."
"No! I won't let you!"
"Feliciano." Ludwig said sternly, using the nation's human name to get him to listen, but Italy wouldn't have it.
"No! Not again! If you're going off to fight, then I'm going too!" Feli crossed his arms and glared up at his ally a
I Will Always Return Chpt 5I Will Always Return Chpt 53 years ago in Settings More Like This
Warning! Personified countries! Human names used! Bad spelling!
Prussia paced in front of the door. Every now and then he'd pause, growl and continue pacing. He was cursing the man who's door it was under his breath. No matter how long it had been since their last fight, the Prussian was still pissed at the man for his victory over him. Finally the door opened to show Hungary standing there.
"Gil? What do you want?" Hungary asked.
"What are you doing here, Liz?!" Gil demanded.
"Roderich asked me to come listen to his new piece. And you?" Liz replied.
"I have something important to discuss with him."
"Look, this is actually something important so let me in!" Gil snapped. Liz blinked before stepping out of the way.
"But if you do anything to Roderich-" Liz started.
"I know, I know, you'll kick my ass." Gil waved her off, stepping into the house. Gil heard piano music drifting through the house and strode to Roderich's piano room and slammed open the door. "Oi! Austria! We need
A List Of Things That France Cannot DoThis is a list of the things that I, Francis Bonnefoy, the personification of the country France, am no longer allowed to do, no matter for what reasons. If I infringe any of these settled rules, I will have to bear the consequences, which will include lectures, physical violence and several other punishments. Furthermore, I have to give Germany the permission to straitjacket me if he considers it to be necessary. The following points are mandatory.A List Of Things That France Cannot Do3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.) I am not allowed to take off my clothes during a meeting.
2.) Teaming up with Korea to build "The World's Largest Chest Groping Chain" is a no-go.
3.) I should NEVER stare at Italy's butt. Both Antonio and Germany will kick my own gorgeous ass right out of the door~...
4.) I am not allowed to approach Japon by saying "Do you want to feel the difference between a tentacle monster and a real man~?" It is adorable when he blushes, but being chased around by him with a katana is no fun.
5.) If I steal Christmas from Finnland one more time,