KakuHida Family Car TripOne day, Hidan and Kakuzu decided they should go to Six Flags with their three daughters, Ichigo (age, 7), Zakuro (age, 6), and Bridget (age 5 1/2) and this messed-up story happened:KakuHida Family Car Trip7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan: Why is it taking so long to get there?
Kakuzu: Hidan, I think we're lost.
Hidan: We are not lost!
Bridget: Are we there yet?
Kakuzu: No Bridget, we are not there yet.
Bridget: Why not?
Kakuzu: Because...your father is an IDIOT!
Hidan: I am not! I know EXACTLY where we are going!
Kakuzu: We're lost.
Hidan: NO WE ARE NOT!
Zakuro: Momma! I finished my book. Again.
Kakuzu: Then read it again.
Zakuro: But I've already read it three times...and translated it into six different languages!
Kakuzu: SUCK IT UP! Hidan, just pull over and ask for directions.
Hidan: I do not need directions, I have one of those built in GPS things.
GPS voice: Take a right turn here.
Hidan: See? We'll get there in no time!
Ichigo: I'm booooored! Can we listen to the radio Mommy?
Radio: /SOS please, some one HELP ME!