Hetalia: Norway's Letter To DenmarkDenmark,Hetalia: Norway's Letter To Denmark3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Happy Birthday. You must be so proud of yourself, being one year older. How old are you now? Six hundred and seventy-two?
Anyway, my troll wishes you the best on this special day. Keep drinking, and your lifespan will slowly decrease. I'm not too sure how many more birthdays you're going to have. You might as well make the most out of this one.
Your present is on the table. I'm sure you'll find it quite lovely
It's surprising really, how long we've known each other.