AmericaXReaderXEngland: HOT KOOL AID"DRINK IT!!"
Oh great. Alfred was forcing someone else to eat whatever he has. By the sound of it it was Arthur. Usually you tend to stay away from any conflict, so you were peaceful, but knowing Al, he had a tendency to bring you in his arguments.
"________! Thank god you're here! Bloody Alfred's trying to make my drink one of his were concoctions!" Arthur called. You stopped at the door way to see Alfred in hand with to coffee mugs.
"Is he trying to make you drink coffee again?" You guessed.
"_______! Dude, you love me right?" Alfred gave you a puppy dog look. You hesitated but then gave a quick nod. "Well, how 'bout you try my new drink!!" He shoved it in your face, the foul stench wafting into your senses. You crinched.
"What is it?" you looked at the dark purple liquid.
"I made a pot of Kool-Aid!" He buffed his chest out proudly.
"uhhhh, Al, I don't think Kool-Aid is supposed to be hot?" You backed away as he pushed the cup further. He gave you
ItalyXReaderXRomanoTwas a peaceful afternoon in your house. You had just prepared pasta for lunch and your crazy neighbor and FINALLY stopped slamming all the doors in his house(I hate my neighbors...). You were currently waiting for your good friends: the Italian brothers, or as Iggy would say: Macaroni brothers. You sat down in front of your TV, you just couldn't wait to eat, you began to twirl the fort, picking up the pasta...you licked your lips almost succeeding in taking your bite util...ItalyXReaderXRomano3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
RING RING RING
You huffed, got up and picked up the phone. "Hello?" you said annoyingly, hopeful it wasn't a telemarketer.... oh god if it was, shit would just hit the fan.
"VE~ Ciao _____! It's-a me! Feliciano!" The bubbly Italian Said over the phone.
"Oh hey Feli, are you on your way over?" You asked sitting down with the phone, curling up next to the bowl of pasta.
"Yep! Lovi's driving us over." you heard faint 'DON'TA CALL ME THAT!' You laughed. Not at Lovino but the thought of shaken Kiku saying Italian
PrussiaXReaderXGermany: Come with us?You felt like crying; it was in 4 more days your German, and Prussian, friends will be leaving to their home country of Germany. they had moved to America there when they were in high school. And now they were going back after collage. You were planning to have a sleep over before you help the pack up. You knew that at the sight of the german brothers the water works would comePrussiaXReaderXGermany: Come with us?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
...and the did.
"Awwww come on Mädchen! Don't cry! That's so unawe-"
"Bruder, I think you should be more sympathetic to _______ current situation." Ludwig said with a sigh. "Thanks again ______ for letting us stay the night." It was no the taller brother to get tackled by you. You sobbed into his muscular chest.
"LUDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" you cried. He signed. Usually, you didn't cry for anything. But you were a mess. He lifted you up and began to push you inside.
"Bruder, could you get the stuff from the car?"
"AAAWWW!!! WHY?!" Gilbert whined. He stomped to the car and grabbed to bags.
Sweet Revenge BTTxReaderSweet Revenge BTTxReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bad Touch TrioxReader
"FRANSIS BONNEFOY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!" You screamed running after the laughing frenchman.
Sliding around a corner, you jumped down the stairs of the small house you shared with the three members of BTT.
Francis had gone to far.
He could slap your ass, he could steal kisses, but he could NOT take your last bar of chocolate.
To others this would seem silly. Its just chocolate right?
You were a chocoholic and proud of it! And you deserved that chocolate damn it! You had a shitty day at work and you were looking forward to that bar all day.
For some reason it was the only one in your secret stash drawer. You were pretty sure you had atleast three in there. But before you could consider, Francis had leaned over your shoulder and snatched it away.
Running into the living room, your foot caught on something, causing you to fall face first onto to the floor.
F.A.C.E.xReader: Movie NightF.A.C.E.xReader: Movie Night3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Artie, get the popcorn!" you shouted. "The movie's starting!"
"Don't call me that!"
Alfred pulled you onto his lap. "Come on babe; move over so Artie can sit down."
Francis gave a pervyish laugh as your face turned red.
"Ohonhon, you don't want to sit on Alfred's lap, who don't you sit on mine?"
"Shut up you perverted frog!"
"Guys the movie's starting," Matthew whispered.
A small voice from Matthew's bear asked, "Who are you."
Matt sighed, "I'm Matthew…"
"Dude, Matt, I didn't see you there!"
"Be quiet Alfie," you said using the nickname you knew he hated. His face turned red and he shut up.
After the movie was over Alfred jumped up and shouted, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
You had fallen to the floor and on top of Francis.
"Mon cher, all you had to do was-."
"Knock it off," everyone said.
You ended up sitting on Francis's lap for the next movie which was England's choice. Casino Royale.
"That was pretty interesting," you said.
"My turn," Matthew said quietly.
SwedenXYaoiShipper!reader: Jealousy FAILHe didn't get it. This was supposed to make you jealous. But it never worked. Did he miss something? But instead...SwedenXYaoiShipper!reader: Jealousy FAIL3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Finnish man next to Sweden began to panic and blush wildly.
"Sweden! Don't start that with ______ right there!" Finland began to laugh nervously. You stared at the Swedish man with a poker face.
"Did you just say..." You trailed off.
"M' W'fe." He put his arm around Finland's shoulder. All the Nordics, save Sweden, waited for your reaction.
"EEEEEEHHHHH?!" You began. You threw your hands in the air. Iceland began to shake his head. 'They all act like this...' He whispered to Norway. Norway, in returned gave a small TINY microscopic smile.
"No, she's different..."
You turned to Denmark, then back to Sweden and Finland. "Eh hehehe hehehe OH MY GOD!" You fell on the floor. "I FREAKIN LOVE YOU GUYS!!!" You hugged both Sweden and Finland at the same time. "That. is. the. CUTEST thing I have ever heard!!!!!" You squeaked in delight cutely.
"But- but we are not even-"
Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.
"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"
You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."
"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.
"I said no." You put on your best serious face.
"But _____!" Alfred pouted, still holding Francis underwater, "We're gonna play football and we won't have even teams if you don't get in!"
"You could ask Arthur to play." You pointed out.
"But he's boring!" whined Francis, finally resurfacing.
"Hey!" shouted Arthur, looking from his book on the chair next to you, "I am not, Frog!"
"Oui… You are." Francis said seriousl
BTTxReader: DitchedBTTxReader: Ditched3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment before I throw you out!" You shouted.
Gilbert, hanging on one of these women, shouted, "We aren't done!"
You glared, "I. Want. Them. Out."
"We're leaving," the girl said and left.
"What was that fo-." You slapped him across the face.
"That is for leaving me at the party."
Gilbert snickered and then jumped you. The two of you ended up wrestling on the floor
EnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny PlushEnglandxReaderEnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny Plush3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Flying mint bunny plush
It was a flying mint bunny plushie.
You stared at it dumbfounded.
"Who the hell sent you?" You muttered, staring at it.
With a shriek, you dropped the toy and fell backwards off your bed. It did not just speak. There was no way you had seen it's mouth move.
Peering over the edge of the bed, you stared at the little green rabbit.
"Please don't freak out! I need your help!"
It was talking. And it needed your help.
The little plushie moved stiffly towards you. You tried your best not to flinch away.
"I'm locked in this body, stuck in your world!!" It sounded panicked, it's voice going up in pitch with every word.
"How do I help?"
Yes, you were talking to it. Something about this was all to real to be a dream or a hallucination.
"Take my place."
"WHAT?! In the plushie? No thank you!"
The Flying Mint Bunny plush flapped it's wings, irritated.
"NO. Take my place in the
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.Nutella England x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.
"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.
"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"
You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You grabbed a small silver spoon from your cupboard drawer. Then, reached up into the cabinet fumbling while trying to reach down a fresh jar of nutella. Arthur watched you with one of his bushy eyebrows raised.
You twisted off the lid and pulled back to paper seal. Which, much to your dismay, was harder than it looked to take off. Once off, you dipped the
CountriesXReader- I SHIP ITWARNING: Some cuss words and implications….CountriesXReader- I SHIP IT3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Standing on the front porch of the vacation house the nations were currently sharing, Germany took a sip of his coffee. ’Looks like it’s going to be a peaceful day’ he said to himself. The sound of shattering glass broken through the silence. Or not… Rubbing his temples, he headed back into the house.
“France, give me back my damn notebook if you want to keep your dick!!” ____________ screamed as she chased the Frenchman through the house.
England and America pressed themselves against the wall as the two ran past. Germany stepped through the door and watched the scene before him.
“Ohonhonhon~ You must have something very important in this book mon ami~” France laughed.
“Shut the fuck up Frenchie!!” ____________ screamed again.
She finally managed to drab the back of Fra
AmericaXReader: Waking up in the morningWhere are you?AmericaXReader: Waking up in the morning2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Whats that smell? It smells like England trying to bake SOMETHING.
I hope not...
OH MY GOD WHO'S NEXT TO YOU?
You mentally scared your self as you pushed away from that person's warmth and rolled off the bed. Turns out, there was even someone on the floor, where you had just landed.
"OW! SHIT!" You heard them groan. You looked up too find out it was none other than Denmark. You then noticed he wasn't wearing any clothes. OH my god... You pushed yourself up and stood om front of him, luckily, there was a danish covering his you-know-what, heh, that's funny.
You smiled lazily as you stumbled through the many people who were scattered around the floor. You grumbled, man did your head hurt. You ruffled your messy (h/c) locks remembering, a little, of what happened...
You where on your way to America's house to celebrate his kick-ass 237th birthday party. He was young compared to other countries...
But anyway, you arrived at his house to be greeted by str
Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReaderToday was an extremely crappy day for you. You bombed an extremely important test in one of your classes, the lunch was pure shit… just about anything that could go wrong did. You were so grateful to get out of class that day.Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
But at least you'd get to hang out with Alfred now! He was your best friend, and as such always knew what to do to cheer you up. Though you kind of felt like he wouldn't be able to help you out this time, since this was a really bad funk, you figured it'd at least be fun!
Oh boy, how wrong you were. About him not being able to cheer you up that is. Alfred could sense your despair as soon as he saw you. For a guy who was often accused of not being able to "sense the mood", he sure could read you pretty well.
"Awwww, what's wrong, __________?" He asked, concerned.
"Nothing, Alfred." You lied, knowing it was pointless. He'd annoy the hell out of you until he got you to fess up. He was oddly sweet like that. Maybe that's why you were secretly in love with him?
Jealous!ItalyxReaderxRomano~RequestYou sat there patiently, trying to mantain the straight face you had to use for the upcoming picture. Yes, finally! Today was the day you actually got your passport! Once it was completed, the hardest part came. Deciding where you wanted to go. It sounded a little dumb to you at first, but you saved up enough money to practically go anywhere, so you were already in a good position. After the woman took your photo, you gladly sat there quietly, restraining your face and smiling so your laugh lines were more visable now. It was the, you heard the swift buzzing of your celluar device, and scanned it without further ado.Jealous!ItalyxReaderxRomano~Request3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You had multiple texts from countries, says that you should come visit their contry. Since you could only go once place, it made it all the more harder for you to decide. However, one place in particular seemed most interesting to you. That, or course, was Italy. It wasn't just the person that made you happy, it was everything about the country in itself. Food, people, cen
Punk!EnglandXShy!Reader Chapter 1Punk!EnglandXShy!ReaderPunk!EnglandXShy!Reader Chapter 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
You alarm went off and you peacefully opened one of your eyes to see what time it was. It said 5:30, and your high school starts at 7:15. You didn't want to be late for your first day of school. You slowly got up and turned off your alarm clock. You decided to wear the red plaid jumper as a corset-style back in addition to its suspenders with the petticoat underneath it. You grabbed them from the hanger, grabbed clean panties and walked to your bathroom to talk a shower. The water felt so warm and refreshing. Once you were done, you grabbed your towel and got out of the shower. You looked at yourself in the mirror, you decided to put a little bit of blush on your cheek, and you thought it looked cute. You dried you hair with another towel and started to brush your (h/s) (h/c) hair until it was silky smooth. You decided to put a small ribbon in your hair, much like Lilli when she puts ribbons in her hair. You two would always do each other's
Nice Guys America x Reader~'Nice guys finish lastNice Guys America x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
that's, why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do but
You only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try
to treat you the way you want me to'~
You were so excited for your with your long time crush, Alfred. He was always so sweet and happy all the time. You loved it! It would be good for you to get back into the dating game. It was a month after breaking up with that egotistic Prussian! He was considered a 'player' or a 'bad boy'.
You wore your (f/c) top with your (f/c) skirt and black heels. You curled your (h/l) (h/c) and put in your lucky hair clip.
Once you were ready to go, it was about time for Alfred to pick you up. He arrived about 30 minutes later and irritatingly knocked on your apartment door. You answered it with a smile but it faded in shock when you saw what he was wearing. His dress shirt was half open with a shiny gold chain attached. His ripped blue jeans falling off his waist and his nike sneakers covered in dirt.
Three Wishes BTTxReader one-shotThree WishesThree Wishes BTTxReader one-shot3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You really hated the little town you lived in. It was a sleepy, half-dead kind of town. What your family and the other 78 residents thought was fun, you considered to be sleep inducing. You knew EVERYONE in the frickin' town. You wanted excitment, Fun something out of the norm for this place. Little did you know, a whirl wind of excitment was headed your way.
"So. Hows school?" Your father asked you, like he did every morning.
You bit into a peice of toast.
"Have you heard the news?
You rolled your eyes. In a town like this, gossip spread like wild fire. If there was anything new your nosiy neighbor wold have already called by now.
He frowned at you."Don't be like that. This is actually something of some importance."
You raised an eyebrow. Yo
PrussiaxReader Drabble oneshotPrussiaxReaderPrussiaxReader Drabble oneshot3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A heavy weight was crushing your chest. You tried to shift out of the way, knowing without opening your eyes what it was.
"Get off Gilbert."
"Nien." He mumbled, tightening his hold on your waist.
You propped yourself up on your elbows, frowning down at the man.
His face was pressed in between your breasts, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist.
He did this every night. Sneaking into your bed, leaving you to wake up extremely pissed.
Gilbert had been doing this for two years now.
You could lock your door, set up booby traps and even a burglar alarm. The Prussian managed to get past all of them without waking you up.
"What will your girlfriend think Gilbert?"
He scowled, nuzzling his face against your chest. You blushed, trying to hide it with an angry glare.
Okay. Maybe you liked waking up with him at your side. Maybe you forgot to lock your door every now and then.
You liked Gilbert, more tha
Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”Sexual Tension: England x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”
“At least I’m civilized, arse!”
“Well, your language begs to differ!”
“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.
But both of you turned to him in a rage and yelled, “FAT ASS!” which effectively sent him away to sulk.
I guess all of you must have been pretty boring, and with you taking care of fighting with England, France was dozing off before you screamed. He groggily opened his eyes, calling out, “I disagree with all of you.”
“SHUT IT, FROG!” you and England yelled again, onl
AmericaxReader: I Don't Wanna Grow Up!AmericaxReader: I Don't Wanna Grow Up!3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I Don’t Wanna Grow Up!
“Hey Alfred!” you hollered and waved an arm after patting some more snow on you and your little sister’s snow man.
“Hey, ______! What’s up, brah?” Alfred answered, jaywalking from his mailbox to your side of the street, but he still looked both ways.
“Nothing much; Maddy and I are making a snowman.” You answered as he walked into your front lawn, leaving fresh tracks.
“He’s ruining the snow!!!” Your sister, Maddy, gasped, pointing at him accusingly.
Alfred stopped where he was and held up his hands in defense. This was common between them and you knew what was next. He got his sneaky smirk on his face and shrugged his shoulders.
“Oh my, seems I have officer Maddy. BUT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH ME COPPER!&
Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...
Censor for language is already on. Please use your imagination if you'd like to use other words. Thank you!
Today sucked royally for you. First, you slept through your alarm so you were almost late to school. Next, another jerk from [second least favorite class] tripped you in the hallway. You also forgot your homework for third hour in your locker and your teacher wouldn't let you go get it. And now, you're just having a bad day. In a permanent bad mood until you get home.
And the worst part is that all your friends are just running away from you claiming "They know how you get when you're angry and they don't want to mess with it." It figures. You're a nice person. Life of the party when you go out(which isn't very often) and a sarcastic, crack up. Very funny person in short. But the one thing people can never see past to this "cool" side of you is the fact that you take school seri
RomaniaXReader: MASHALL EFFING LEEYou had lost all control of your hands. They were spazzing out in different directions as you tried to breath for precious air.RomaniaXReader: MASHALL EFFING LEE3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You, my friend, were currently fangirling.
"ASDFGHJKL!!!!" You rolled off your friends couch as you failed around. The strawberry blonde next to you gave you a worried look.
"Uhhh...______? Are you ok?" The Romanian asked as he stared at you. Giving you the "whydoievenbother?" look. You gasp and ran to the T.V. screen, slowly petting it like a creep.
"OOOOOhhhhhh my god, I love you Marshall Lee~" You giggled insanely as you heard his voice. "You're the SEXIEST vampire alive~" Romania crossed his arms in response. He cleared his throat to catch your attention.
"Uh, excuse you? I believe your boyfriend has this title." He growled out. You turned away form the T.V. screen and laughed. You laughed so hard, even someone like Romania, who never blushed, began to grow red.
"Jealous much?" You walked over to your boyfriend and sat down next to him, snuggling closer to
Italy x Reader x Romano: Sleepover!"But fratello~ I want (name) to sleep with me!" Italy whined. Romano twitched.Italy x Reader x Romano: Sleepover!3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No! You always get to sleep with (name), it's my turn!" he yelled. You sweat dropped, this is what happened every time you slept over with the Italy brothers, which always ended up in Feliciano crying and Lovino stomping away angrily.
"Now come on guys, can't we just eat pasta and deal with this later." you tried to settle things.
"No! My idiot brother always gets you to sleep with him by crying! Let me get out of my brothers shadow for once!" he turned red, and looked like he was about to cry. Not to mention Feliciano did too.
You sighed and ruffled both of their hairs, avoiding the stray curl**. (Yes, you know what it does)
"You know what, I love you both equally boys." you smiled. "But Lovi is right Feli, I slept with you last time." his eyes start to brim with tears. "BUT. I will settle this equally."
"How?" they both ask.
"We'll sleep together in the living room! Will just watch a movie, eat popcorn, a
America X Shy! ReaderAmerica X Shy! Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was Christmas Eve and as usual, you were alone…again.
This always happens to you every year. You wished and hoped for someone to be there and accompany you all the time. But, all the people you knew were all busy.
Sighing, you went to your living room with a blanket draping on your shoulders to keep yourself warm from the cold Christmas and a hot chocolate to keep your temperature high.
You carefully set the mug on the coffee table in front of you then plopped down on the couch behind you, hugging your knees and resting your head on your knee caps.
You didn't have much to do other than staring at the crackling fire to your side. You felt cold. Not the kind of cold you feel on the weather, the kind of cold that you feel when you are alone, lonely and depressed. You thought you'd be used to this by now.
Suddenly a knock on your door snapped you out of your trance.
You stand up letting your blanket fall on the floor then going over to the door, opening it.
You were surprised
Rock, Paper, Scissors, DATE?!~ - AmericaRock, Paper, Scissors, DATE?!~ - America3 years ago in Romance More Like This
- How This Mess Started -
"ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE TAKEN ANYWHERE BY ANYONE! I AM MY OWN PERSON! SINCE YOU CAN'T BE MATURE ABOUT THIS, WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE THE CHILDREN THAT YOU ARE AND SETTLE IT WITH ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!?"
The countries looked at you in surprise before sighing and nodding, they formed a circle around the meeting room.
"ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS! SHOOT!"
At that, half of the countries groaned and dropped back. This went on for another few minutes until only America and England were left.
The two "brothers" glared at each other fiercely, murmuring profanities under their breathes. England smirked and stretched.
"Wanker, as if I would actually let you win and take _____ out on a date. She deserves better than you."
America rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Come on dude, let's just get this over with."
You watched with interest until a tall Russian man came in front of you and blocked your view. You sighed and listened anyway, there was a distressed cry from