AmericaXReaderXEngland: HOT KOOL AID"DRINK IT!!"
Oh great. Alfred was forcing someone else to eat whatever he has. By the sound of it it was Arthur. Usually you tend to stay away from any conflict, so you were peaceful, but knowing Al, he had a tendency to bring you in his arguments.
"________! Thank god you're here! Bloody Alfred's trying to make my drink one of his were concoctions!" Arthur called. You stopped at the door way to see Alfred in hand with to coffee mugs.
"Is he trying to make you drink coffee again?" You guessed.
"_______! Dude, you love me right?" Alfred gave you a puppy dog look. You hesitated but then gave a quick nod. "Well, how 'bout you try my new drink!!" He shoved it in your face, the foul stench wafting into your senses. You crinched.
"What is it?" you looked at the dark purple liquid.
"I made a pot of Kool-Aid!" He buffed his chest out proudly.
"uhhhh, Al, I don't think Kool-Aid is supposed to be hot?" You backed away as he pushed the cup further. He gave you
ItalyXReaderXRomanoTwas a peaceful afternoon in your house. You had just prepared pasta for lunch and your crazy neighbor and FINALLY stopped slamming all the doors in his house(I hate my neighbors...). You were currently waiting for your good friends: the Italian brothers, or as Iggy would say: Macaroni brothers. You sat down in front of your TV, you just couldn't wait to eat, you began to twirl the fort, picking up the pasta...you licked your lips almost succeeding in taking your bite util...ItalyXReaderXRomano2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
RING RING RING
You huffed, got up and picked up the phone. "Hello?" you said annoyingly, hopeful it wasn't a telemarketer.... oh god if it was, shit would just hit the fan.
"VE~ Ciao _____! It's-a me! Feliciano!" The bubbly Italian Said over the phone.
"Oh hey Feli, are you on your way over?" You asked sitting down with the phone, curling up next to the bowl of pasta.
"Yep! Lovi's driving us over." you heard faint 'DON'TA CALL ME THAT!' You laughed. Not at Lovino but the thought of shaken Kiku saying Italian
PrussiaXReaderXGermany: Come with us?You felt like crying; it was in 4 more days your German, and Prussian, friends will be leaving to their home country of Germany. they had moved to America there when they were in high school. And now they were going back after collage. You were planning to have a sleep over before you help the pack up. You knew that at the sight of the german brothers the water works would comePrussiaXReaderXGermany: Come with us?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
...and the did.
"Awwww come on Mädchen! Don't cry! That's so unawe-"
"Bruder, I think you should be more sympathetic to _______ current situation." Ludwig said with a sigh. "Thanks again ______ for letting us stay the night." It was no the taller brother to get tackled by you. You sobbed into his muscular chest.
"LUDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" you cried. He signed. Usually, you didn't cry for anything. But you were a mess. He lifted you up and began to push you inside.
"Bruder, could you get the stuff from the car?"
"AAAWWW!!! WHY?!" Gilbert whined. He stomped to the car and grabbed to bags.
SwedenXYaoiShipper!reader: Jealousy FAILHe didn't get it. This was supposed to make you jealous. But it never worked. Did he miss something? But instead...SwedenXYaoiShipper!reader: Jealousy FAIL2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Finnish man next to Sweden began to panic and blush wildly.
"Sweden! Don't start that with ______ right there!" Finland began to laugh nervously. You stared at the Swedish man with a poker face.
"Did you just say..." You trailed off.
"M' W'fe." He put his arm around Finland's shoulder. All the Nordics, save Sweden, waited for your reaction.
"EEEEEEHHHHH?!" You began. You threw your hands in the air. Iceland began to shake his head. 'They all act like this...' He whispered to Norway. Norway, in returned gave a small TINY microscopic smile.
"No, she's different..."
You turned to Denmark, then back to Sweden and Finland. "Eh hehehe hehehe OH MY GOD!" You fell on the floor. "I FREAKIN LOVE YOU GUYS!!!" You hugged both Sweden and Finland at the same time. "That. is. the. CUTEST thing I have ever heard!!!!!" You squeaked in delight cutely.
"But- but we are not even-"
F.A.C.E.xReader: Movie NightF.A.C.E.xReader: Movie Night2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Artie, get the popcorn!" you shouted. "The movie's starting!"
"Don't call me that!"
Alfred pulled you onto his lap. "Come on babe; move over so Artie can sit down."
Francis gave a pervyish laugh as your face turned red.
"Ohonhon, you don't want to sit on Alfred's lap, who don't you sit on mine?"
"Shut up you perverted frog!"
"Guys the movie's starting," Matthew whispered.
A small voice from Matthew's bear asked, "Who are you."
Matt sighed, "I'm Matthew…"
"Dude, Matt, I didn't see you there!"
"Be quiet Alfie," you said using the nickname you knew he hated. His face turned red and he shut up.
After the movie was over Alfred jumped up and shouted, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
You had fallen to the floor and on top of Francis.
"Mon cher, all you had to do was-."
"Knock it off," everyone said.
You ended up sitting on Francis's lap for the next movie which was England's choice. Casino Royale.
"That was pretty interesting," you said.
"My turn," Matthew said quietly.
Sweet Revenge BTTxReaderSweet Revenge BTTxReader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bad Touch TrioxReader
"FRANSIS BONNEFOY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!" You screamed running after the laughing frenchman.
Sliding around a corner, you jumped down the stairs of the small house you shared with the three members of BTT.
Francis had gone to far.
He could slap your ass, he could steal kisses, but he could NOT take your last bar of chocolate.
To others this would seem silly. Its just chocolate right?
You were a chocoholic and proud of it! And you deserved that chocolate damn it! You had a shitty day at work and you were looking forward to that bar all day.
For some reason it was the only one in your secret stash drawer. You were pretty sure you had atleast three in there. But before you could consider, Francis had leaned over your shoulder and snatched it away.
Running into the living room, your foot caught on something, causing you to fall face first onto to the floor.
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.Nutella England x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.
"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.
"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"
You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You grabbed a small silver spoon from your cupboard drawer. Then, reached up into the cabinet fumbling while trying to reach down a fresh jar of nutella. Arthur watched you with one of his bushy eyebrows raised.
You twisted off the lid and pulled back to paper seal. Which, much to your dismay, was harder than it looked to take off. Once off, you dipped the
Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.
"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"
You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."
"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.
"I said no." You put on your best serious face.
"But _____!" Alfred pouted, still holding Francis underwater, "We're gonna play football and we won't have even teams if you don't get in!"
"You could ask Arthur to play." You pointed out.
"But he's boring!" whined Francis, finally resurfacing.
"Hey!" shouted Arthur, looking from his book on the chair next to you, "I am not, Frog!"
"Oui… You are." Francis said seriousl
EnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny PlushEnglandxReaderEnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny Plush2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Flying mint bunny plush
It was a flying mint bunny plushie.
You stared at it dumbfounded.
"Who the hell sent you?" You muttered, staring at it.
With a shriek, you dropped the toy and fell backwards off your bed. It did not just speak. There was no way you had seen it's mouth move.
Peering over the edge of the bed, you stared at the little green rabbit.
"Please don't freak out! I need your help!"
It was talking. And it needed your help.
The little plushie moved stiffly towards you. You tried your best not to flinch away.
"I'm locked in this body, stuck in your world!!" It sounded panicked, it's voice going up in pitch with every word.
"How do I help?"
Yes, you were talking to it. Something about this was all to real to be a dream or a hallucination.
"Take my place."
"WHAT?! In the plushie? No thank you!"
The Flying Mint Bunny plush flapped it's wings, irritated.
"NO. Take my place in the
Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”Sexual Tension: England x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”
“At least I’m civilized, arse!”
“Well, your language begs to differ!”
“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.
But both of you turned to him in a rage and yelled, “FAT ASS!” which effectively sent him away to sulk.
I guess all of you must have been pretty boring, and with you taking care of fighting with England, France was dozing off before you screamed. He groggily opened his eyes, calling out, “I disagree with all of you.”
“SHUT IT, FROG!” you and England yelled again, onl
BTTxReader: DitchedBTTxReader: Ditched2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment before I throw you out!" You shouted.
Gilbert, hanging on one of these women, shouted, "We aren't done!"
You glared, "I. Want. Them. Out."
"We're leaving," the girl said and left.
"What was that fo-." You slapped him across the face.
"That is for leaving me at the party."
Gilbert snickered and then jumped you. The two of you ended up wrestling on the floor
Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReaderToday was an extremely crappy day for you. You bombed an extremely important test in one of your classes, the lunch was pure shit… just about anything that could go wrong did. You were so grateful to get out of class that day.Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
But at least you'd get to hang out with Alfred now! He was your best friend, and as such always knew what to do to cheer you up. Though you kind of felt like he wouldn't be able to help you out this time, since this was a really bad funk, you figured it'd at least be fun!
Oh boy, how wrong you were. About him not being able to cheer you up that is. Alfred could sense your despair as soon as he saw you. For a guy who was often accused of not being able to "sense the mood", he sure could read you pretty well.
"Awwww, what's wrong, __________?" He asked, concerned.
"Nothing, Alfred." You lied, knowing it was pointless. He'd annoy the hell out of you until he got you to fess up. He was oddly sweet like that. Maybe that's why you were secretly in love with him?
AmericaXReader: Waking up in the morningWhere are you?AmericaXReader: Waking up in the morning2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Whats that smell? It smells like England trying to bake SOMETHING.
I hope not...
OH MY GOD WHO'S NEXT TO YOU?
You mentally scared your self as you pushed away from that person's warmth and rolled off the bed. Turns out, there was even someone on the floor, where you had just landed.
"OW! SHIT!" You heard them groan. You looked up too find out it was none other than Denmark. You then noticed he wasn't wearing any clothes. OH my god... You pushed yourself up and stood om front of him, luckily, there was a danish covering his you-know-what, heh, that's funny.
You smiled lazily as you stumbled through the many people who were scattered around the floor. You grumbled, man did your head hurt. You ruffled your messy (h/c) locks remembering, a little, of what happened...
You where on your way to America's house to celebrate his kick-ass 237th birthday party. He was young compared to other countries...
But anyway, you arrived at his house to be greeted by str
Jealous!ItalyxReaderxRomano~RequestYou sat there patiently, trying to mantain the straight face you had to use for the upcoming picture. Yes, finally! Today was the day you actually got your passport! Once it was completed, the hardest part came. Deciding where you wanted to go. It sounded a little dumb to you at first, but you saved up enough money to practically go anywhere, so you were already in a good position. After the woman took your photo, you gladly sat there quietly, restraining your face and smiling so your laugh lines were more visable now. It was the, you heard the swift buzzing of your celluar device, and scanned it without further ado.Jealous!ItalyxReaderxRomano~Request2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You had multiple texts from countries, says that you should come visit their contry. Since you could only go once place, it made it all the more harder for you to decide. However, one place in particular seemed most interesting to you. That, or course, was Italy. It wasn't just the person that made you happy, it was everything about the country in itself. Food, people, cen
CountriesXReader- I SHIP ITWARNING: Some cuss words and implications….CountriesXReader- I SHIP IT2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Standing on the front porch of the vacation house the nations were currently sharing, Germany took a sip of his coffee. ’Looks like it’s going to be a peaceful day’ he said to himself. The sound of shattering glass broken through the silence. Or not… Rubbing his temples, he headed back into the house.
“France, give me back my damn notebook if you want to keep your dick!!” ____________ screamed as she chased the Frenchman through the house.
England and America pressed themselves against the wall as the two ran past. Germany stepped through the door and watched the scene before him.
“Ohonhonhon~ You must have something very important in this book mon ami~” France laughed.
“Shut the fuck up Frenchie!!” ____________ screamed again.
She finally managed to drab the back of Fra
Owned (BTT x Geek!Reader)You sighed as you grabbed your books for the next 3 periods left at school. You carefully closed your locker and headed to class. Only to be greeted by the 'players' at your school. All vary tall. And pervy in the head. You didn't pay much attention to them. Which of course, gave them interest. You loved video games more then people. You were in the state of thinking about Amnesia when Francis, being the perv he is, smacked you butt making you blush a dark shade of red.Owned (BTT x Geek!Reader)2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Pervert.." You mumble as Toni winks at you and Gilbert laughs a bit. You glare and head to Social Studies, your favorite class. Social Studies was your favorite because well, All you have to do is memorize things, write it down, put it on some homework, and BAM! take a test. But that was all.
Your Teacher Mr.J, got off topic and didn't really care about the rules. You could be in the middle of working on a paper and he'd start a conversation with everyone, have a rap battle, or a 'Yo Mama' face off.
He high-fived you o
Nice Guys America x Reader~'Nice guys finish lastNice Guys America x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
that's, why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do but
You only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try
to treat you the way you want me to'~
You were so excited for your with your long time crush, Alfred. He was always so sweet and happy all the time. You loved it! It would be good for you to get back into the dating game. It was a month after breaking up with that egotistic Prussian! He was considered a 'player' or a 'bad boy'.
You wore your (f/c) top with your (f/c) skirt and black heels. You curled your (h/l) (h/c) and put in your lucky hair clip.
Once you were ready to go, it was about time for Alfred to pick you up. He arrived about 30 minutes later and irritatingly knocked on your apartment door. You answered it with a smile but it faded in shock when you saw what he was wearing. His dress shirt was half open with a shiny gold chain attached. His ripped blue jeans falling off his waist and his nike sneakers covered in dirt.
Hetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle..Hetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle..2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle In The World
“OKAY QUIET! WE ARE THE ONLY CLASS THAT HASN’T DECIDED ON A CULTURE FESTIVAL PROGRAM!!” Germany yelled across the room. Everyone looked to face the German who sighed, rubbing his temples. “You dummkomphs are such slackers…”
The class looked to him one final time, and began talking, doodling, or texting in class. In other words, they weren’t paying attention to him at all.
Germany slammed the desk. “How zhe hell did I get stuck here with a bunch of idiots?!”
“Please Germany, take it easy”, Japan reassured.
England turned off his phone and looked to Germany with a grin. “Obviously we have to do a play. I mean, what else are we going to do for a culture festival?”
The class looked up to England with awe, actually taking his opinion into consideration. You agreed with him 100%. You wanted to do a play for Sleeping Beauty just so you could reach
Pick Up Lines: Drunk!EnglandXReaderAh, Sunday. In your opinion, it was the best day of the week.Pick Up Lines: Drunk!EnglandXReader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
No meetings, no childish fights with your Allies, no earth shattering migranes. Just silence, the morning newspaper, and a bowl of lucky charms.
Smiling, you took a sip of coffee. Oh yes, Sundays truely were the best day of the week. Nothing but golden silence echoed through the kitchen, and that was just how you liked it. That silence was soon broken, however, when your front door was violently thrown open and England stumbled into the kitchen.
You set down the newspaper and examined the Brit; judging by his flushed face and the way he kept swaying back and forth, you came to the conclusion that he was drunk on his ass. Why anyone would want to drink this early in the morning, you didn't really know; I mean, beer didn't exactly pair well with cereal.
Not that you really cared, of course.
"England, go home, you're drunk." You stated cooly, turning back to your cereal.
He ignored you and stumbled over to your chair, resting a
England X Reader: Much Different in PersonEngland X Reader: Much Different in Person2 years ago in Romance More Like This
England X Reader: Much Different in Person
You looked to Arthur with a look of surprise when he presented you a meal of a classic chicken cutlet, French fries and a huge bottle of sprite. You eyed the food that was so perfectly placed on the table and then back at him. It looked good. From the smell to even the way it was presented, not a spot of burnt meat was placed.
“What is it?” He looked to you with concern.
You shook your head and began to eat. “Nothing. It just looks really good.”
He laughed as he sat himself down. “Ha-ha, good thing I don’t cook as bad as my character.”
On YouTube, TV, Deviantart, and even fanfiction.net, news of the Hetalia nations were widespread. From their daring personalities to their simple means of racial foolery, you and everyone who watched was hooked. Your biggest crush was Arthur Kirkland, known as Britain or even England. From the way he acted on TV you were ce
Hakuna Matata-F.A.C.EHakuna Matata-F.A.C.E2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Well Ms. Everdeen, would you like to accompany me to the theatre tonight?" Your friend Arthur read off the paper in front of him.
"I-I, I cant do this!" You yelled crestfallen tossing your script to the ground and moping on the soft grass below you.
You and your for friends Arthur, Matthew, Francis and Alfred were all sitting on the lush field in a nearby park. The clouds painted the sky like fluffy marshmallows, birds chirped and squirrels scattered around clambering up trees. Arthur had been trying to help you with your lines for the past hour and you just couldn't seem to get the lines down.
"Ma Cherie, of course you can." Francis cooed from beside you, pulling you down to him and holding you close to him.
"Why did they cast me as the lead? I can't pull this off." You quietly said, hiding your face from the four pairs of eyes that were on you.
"Dude! You were amazing at your audition! You'll do fine, it's probably Arthur throwing you off-"
"You wanker! It is not!"
"I'll be your her
Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Punk!EnglandxReaderWARNING: Punk!Iggy, being sexy as hell, but with quite a potty mouth. Not that you don’t love it, my lovelies. I butt in once, but it’s Prussia’s fault. So don’t judge. And if you don’t like this song, you do not deserve Punk!Iggy, and can just leave. This is classic British Punk, where they took Pop and vomited all over it. Enjoy! ^^Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Punk!EnglandxReader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Oh and bear with me here, I’m trying to write a French accent this time.
h-> ‘ (feedback on this would be great, is it too hard to read?)
“Bloody frog!” Arthur hollered at the blond fellow that seemed to be diving for treasure in some bimbo’s mouth.
Breaking away with a glare, Francis looked up at the punk. “What is it? Can you not see I’m busy ‘ere?”
“Whatever, slime, I need to chat.” he said, grabbing the fancy blue dress shirt’s collar and dragging him away from the girl who didn’t really seem to care much that she’d lost her
Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jerk!AmericaxReader Oneshot Classroom Callouts...
Censor for language is already on. Please use your imagination if you'd like to use other words. Thank you!
Today sucked royally for you. First, you slept through your alarm so you were almost late to school. Next, another jerk from [second least favorite class] tripped you in the hallway. You also forgot your homework for third hour in your locker and your teacher wouldn't let you go get it. And now, you're just having a bad day. In a permanent bad mood until you get home.
And the worst part is that all your friends are just running away from you claiming "They know how you get when you're angry and they don't want to mess with it." It figures. You're a nice person. Life of the party when you go out(which isn't very often) and a sarcastic, crack up. Very funny person in short. But the one thing people can never see past to this "cool" side of you is the fact that you take school seri
Italy x Reader x Romano: Sleepover!"But fratello~ I want (name) to sleep with me!" Italy whined. Romano twitched.Italy x Reader x Romano: Sleepover!2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No! You always get to sleep with (name), it's my turn!" he yelled. You sweat dropped, this is what happened every time you slept over with the Italy brothers, which always ended up in Feliciano crying and Lovino stomping away angrily.
"Now come on guys, can't we just eat pasta and deal with this later." you tried to settle things.
"No! My idiot brother always gets you to sleep with him by crying! Let me get out of my brothers shadow for once!" he turned red, and looked like he was about to cry. Not to mention Feliciano did too.
You sighed and ruffled both of their hairs, avoiding the stray curl**. (Yes, you know what it does)
"You know what, I love you both equally boys." you smiled. "But Lovi is right Feli, I slept with you last time." his eyes start to brim with tears. "BUT. I will settle this equally."
"How?" they both ask.
"We'll sleep together in the living room! Will just watch a movie, eat popcorn, a
Pirate!EnglandxReader: Good Men GonePirate!EnglandxReader: Good Men Gone2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Al, Mat, get back here!" you shouted trying to call back your five year old twin sons.
Alfred and Matthew had run ahead on the beach, and out of your sights. "Ma! Ma! Look what I found!"
Alfred and Matthew soon came back within sights, Alfred holding in one hand, his brother's hand, and the other a sea shell. "It's beautiful Al."
"It's for you," he said putting it in your hand. Matthew let go of his twin's hand and grabbed onto your skirt.
"Mama, I wanna go home," he yawned, "I'm tired."
You looked up at the sun, "Well it does seem time for your nap."
Alfred jumped up and down, "I don't need a nap!"
Matthew reached up for you to carry him. "Mama…"
Making sure he had his teddy bear you picked him up and held him on your hip. With your other hand you took Alfred's hand, "Time to go Al. The beach can get mighty scary if you don't have someone to protect you."
"I'm not tired," he complained.
"You still need to get a nap while I make dinner," you said.
On the way back to your small cottage