Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 entirely in rhymeWe begin with Flutters asleep in her bed,
Rainbow wakes her up, full of much dread.
Flutters, quite groggy, asks Rainbow why,
And we find out the reason is one Pinkie Pie.
She binges on cider before RD gets her share,
But they soon discover Pinkie has beat them there.
The line of tents stretch as far as she sees,
And RD's want for cider this does not appease.
The next morning the ponies all stand in a line,
Waiting their turns to grab their own stein.
Flutters gets her cider, but it was the last drop,
Just before Rainbow the supply does stop.
The ponies are unhappy they now must abstain,
They begin to grumble and loudly complain.
AJ responds that it is made with heart,
It may take some time but it sets them apart!
The ponies still mumble but soon turn around,
As they begin hearing a peculiar sound.
A motive-locomotion is the source of the noise,
And as it lumbers forward Granny's fence it destroys.
Stopping in front of confused civilians,
Out pop a duo of vaudevillians!
They launch int
Party of One told entirely in rhymeTwilight is reading for a coming exam,Party of One told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
When she does receive a singing telegram.
For Gummy's birthday there'll be a celebration,
As each friend learns through a singing invitation.
There AJ and RD are playing a game,
When Pinkie announces it is far too tame.
If they only are going for the apples that bobbed,
They're missing the fun and are getting robbed!
They dunk their heads in and find a few jokes,
While Pinkie checks with the rest of the folks.
They all have their fun and say it's a blast,
And Pinkie bemoans that it cannot last.
Twilight remarks they should meet again soon,
Leading to a party the next afternoon.
She invites them all again to her social convention,
But each has something requiring their attention.
Twi needs to study, AJ needs to pick,
And Rarity's mane is now covered in "ick".
The fliers are housesitting for Harry the Bear,
Well, more like cavesitting his homey little lair.
Pinkie is stumped; all her friends are quite busy!
But she soon sees a scene that sends her i
Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhymeWe start with some photos of Spike and PeeWee,Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Though he is not in this episode, we'll see.
He's discovered by Twilight and at her behest,
The chick is returned to his parents and nest.
Owlowiscious appears, for some reason awake,
And we flip to Spike baking a gem-infused cake.
He munches on his gems as he makes his creation,
Finding them all gone he airs his frustration.
The owl indicates that the chef is to blame,
Causing Spike to sadden and loudly exclaim.
Fluttershy comes by to pawn off her pet,
And Spike soon accepts for her green garnet.
Angel is aghast and catches a ride back,
While Spike seeks to add some more gems to his snack.
RD and Rarity are two more to sway,
But Rainbow just laughs and promptly says neigh.
A series of crashes turns her view around,
With Spike soon promising to keep Tank off the ground.
Rarity does not even think to resist,
And Spike finds himself with a Twilight-sized list.
She leaves him in charge of her monstrosity,
Gem rather unfit for generosity.
Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.To start out this one they're enjoying a meal,Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
while Pinkie hops around with no shortage of zeal.
They take the time to spout some exposition,
as they all await Rainbow Dash's admission.
To the Wonderbolts Academy she has applied,
and we hear how she's awesome before an answer they provide.
At first she reports that she's been rejected,
before revealing the lie and saying she's been selected!
RD soon leaves to the Wonderbolt unknown,
and Pinkie calls out with a giant megaphone.
After the op'ning we look to the skies,
where into the camp Rainbow Dash now flies.
The new recruits end up all forming a line,
before Spitfire does her best to get them to resign.
She goes up to Rainbow and implies that she'll quit,
RD refutes her; to this she'll commit.
Back to Spitfire the final pony in the line snaps,
and to prove herself they all do five hundred laps.
Rainbow begins racing this new pegasi,
and their race to 500 ends in a tie.
The duo land and Spitfire commends,
leading the pair to become ra
It's About Time told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Spike and a house of ice cream,It's About Time told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Before Twilight's pacing wakes him from his dream.
Over her schedule she's anxiously scanning,
She's left herself no time for next month's planning!
She laments her choice in not planning ahead,
While Spike takes the chance to go right back to bed.
Still there in the morning, she checks every date,
When into the room someone does apparate.
Twilight is astonished; could this be a fake?
She's seeing herself dressed up as Solid Snake!
At her other's attire Twilight is aghast,
When the other reveals a warning for the past.
Twilight wants to know how she managed this feat,
But they're soon recalled, their message incomplete.
Twilight starts to freak; what did she need to know?
What was worth altering normal time-flow?
She goes out to the town to share the remarks,
But ends up sporting glasses worn by Groucho Marx.
Her watchers laugh with no sense of urgency,
Before learning this is an emergency.
They set out to make their land disaster proof,
Spike at Your Service told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Twilight's books off the shelves,Spike at Your Service told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Stacked to the ceiling, they number in the twelves.
Spike looks and ponders how long reading will take,
When Twilight tells him he should go on a break.
The idea of a break gives spike a great pause,
But soon enough he's sniffing his own smelly claws.
We then hear the start of our ungulated cartoon,
Before Spike soon decides to ride in a balloon.
He finds out quickly that the rope is not taut,
For it doesn't take much force to untie the knot.
In order to catch it Spike takes to the skies,
But upon catching up on its own course it flies.
It lands in the forest with Spike in a fix,
As he's soon assailed by wolves made of sticks.
He's backed into a corner, wolves ready to attack,
When who should appear but our brave Applejack?
She bucks a few rocks at one lupine brute,
Before running for her life, wolves in hot pursuit.
While they're chasing AJ their numbers start dwindling,
And with a few fancy moves she turns them into kindling!
Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhymeWe begin with a scene from the last episode,Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
With Twi leaving Spike in their leafy abode.
They go to the train station and prepare to board,
While Dashie tells tales of when she was ignored.
Flashing back to the past we see her rather sad,
As she gives a great shout from the back of her dad.
She vows that the empire won't suffer that fate,
And they all board the train bound for Cadance' estate.
They practice, and practice, and practice some more,
But soon all six end up sprawled out on the floor.
Their train has arrived and they are quite enthralled,
The kingdom looks nicer than they had recalled.
Citizens are working, all eager to please,
The gamesmare's attention they all hope to seize.
They soon go to Cadance and help to prepare,
When in runs a clearly anxious mailmare.
She says that the stylist is sick with the flu,
Leading Rarity to offer, as next in the queue.
The crisis averted, she gives her the list,
And Rarity questions her want to assist.
The mailmare than spits out the othe
Apple Family Reunion told entirely in rhymeWe begin this ep in the Apple's old barn,Apple Family Reunion told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Where they're pulling out the quilt that her family will darn.
Applebloom is checking on the sent invitations,
Finding a response from each of her relations.
Granny's eyes widen as she does realize,
That the family has grown a considerable size.
AJ offers to run it as Granny's grown old,
Something Granny is quick to correct and to scold.
But AJ persuades her and begins to plan,
While Granny shows pictures from the event's long span.
She tells of the importance of having a knot,
And we get a cute scene of AJ as a tot.
Granny talks of her cousin and 7-legged racing,
Before we flip to a shot where AJ is pacing.
Applebloom asks why she is still awake,
And we see AJ's fear of making a mistake.
Cutting to the next morning AJ gathers her supplies,
Though the day brings with it more than one surprise.
She's covered in glitter and is even electrocuted,
But she does get some help from the lighter she recruited.
They're finally set as the all the family a
Winter Wrap Up told entirely in rhyme.Twilight and Spike are both hitting the hay,Winter Wrap Up told entirely in rhyme.2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
When Twilight awakes for Winter Wrap Up day.
Spike says to use magic and goes back to sleep,
but Twilight refuses; there's tradition to keep!
She gets herself reading and strides into the snow,
Before realizing she's missing the sun's morning glow.
Hours later she's running towards the town square,
As the villagers congregate to listen to the mayor.
As the mayor starts speaking her message becomes clear,
The ponies should strive to do better than last year.
Twilight then ponders where she does belong,
As we get our first full MLP song.
She first tires to help Rainbow's pegasi,
before being reminded that she cannot fly.
Twi looks for a group in which she can invest,
and tries helping Rarity in designing a bird's nest.
The nestmaking kit Twilight soon unscrambles,
but her attempt at nest-making leaves Rarity in shambles.
She then moves on to help out Pinkie Pie,
Who's a more graceful skater than her antics would imply.
She lets Twilight help h
Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhymeWe begin with Fluttershy singing her song,Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
"Hellfire" she sings... am I getting that wrong?
Anyway, she soon jumps backwards in fright,
As she comes face to face with a parasprite.
An adorable creature, colored sky blue,
And a bucket of apples it quickly eats through.
The creature finds itself being rather adored,
Something rather put off by an ominous chord.
We switch to the library where Spike is cleaning,
With Twilight all huffy and slightly demeaning.
She leaves him to go and check on the crowd,
Each working quite hard to make their princess proud.
Correcting a mare pair she heads to Pinkie's place,
Where she finds the pink pony just stuffing her face.
Flutters slides in with her partner in tow,
Though there are two now more than moments ago!
Twilight decides she wants one of her own,
While Pinkie leaves both to look for a trombone.
To Rainbow Rarity applies her technique,
When Twilight comes waltzing into the boutique.
They all hear a noise and her mane goes all rippled,
As they s
Sweet and Elite told entirely in rhymeIn Canterlot our episode does begin,Sweet and Elite told entirely in rhyme2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
With Rarity choosing to do better than an inn.
To stay the in castle the princess kindly offers,
It's not like it'll be a large dent in her coffers.
Rarity thanks her and goes into the town,
And gets an idea to make Twilight a gown.
She then meets Jet Set and his wife Upper Crust,
But when they find where she's from they leave in disgust.
Rarity can't forget what the pair of them thought,
So she creates something worthy of Canterlot!
She draws up her plans and heads out for supplies,
Before bumping into another, much to her surprise.
She's run into Fancypants and his wife, Fleur De Lis,
And she starts collecting the scattered parts for her piece.
She apologizes for the bump and the hassle,
She was just trying to hurry back to the castle.
Her residence catches Fancypants' attention,
And he invites her to a racing convention.
She agrees and arrives for the races,
Prompting shocked looks on two stuck-up faces.
She goes against Fancypants and comes home
'Twas the Night Before Hearth's WarmingTomorrow was Hearth's Warming, and all through the tree,'Twas the Night Before Hearth's Warming2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Not one creature stirred in that library.
The socks had been hung on the one fireplace,
In hopes that the princess would soon show her face.
In his bed sleeping sound was baby dragon Spike,
He was looking forward to tomorrow, the scaled little tyke.
Now I in my covers & Owlowiscious on his perch,
Both settled our brains from a day of research.
When out in the village a ruckus arose,
One that awoke me from my comfy doze.
I arose from my slumber and went to the window,
and looked out on the town that was covered in snow.
The moonlight gleamed bright on our quiet town,
All signs of yesterday the snowfall did drown.
When, what do my wondering eyes soon spy,
But a pure black sleigh pulled by eight pegasi!
The snow started swirling in a blinding typhoon,
And I knew it must be the princess of the moon.
Going into a dive they started their run,
With Luna now shouting the name of each one.
"On Flitter, on Chaser, on Soarin' and Surprise,
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!
So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,
Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!
You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!
A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,
Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!
[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,
Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?
You abuse your power, sitting high on above,
Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!
You still getting letters or did your pupils grow wise,
You are just a troll pretending to advise!
The whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves,
Ensemble Darkhorse, Tia, and you can't match these moves!
[Celestia] Oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?
Look into their dreams, yes you I implore!
For let us just say that you do get around,
Rather base for a princess who shouldn't be
Equestria's Beginning 1: The Sun RisesEquestria's Beginning 1: The Sun Rises2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the beginning, Equestria was a land without sun and moon, day and night. We had no harmony. We had no ponies! Ponies did not exist on Equestrian soil. They existed far, far away. They were ethereal beings beyond our imaginations. That is, until two of them came down from on high, bringing with them the first children of Equestria...
“Mother, please,” a little white filly whimpered, “my wings are tired. Why can’t we go home?”
“Your home will be here, little one,” a white mare said softly, helping her little one up higher as they soared through the dayless, nightless land that they had come to. There was nothing. All the filly saw below her was brown expanses of nothing. Why couldn’t they fly back home? Home was familiar and safe, and it wasn’t so... empty.
“Why do we have to stay?” the filly groaned as she flapped harder to stay aloft between t