Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, please enjoy.
*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c
Mass Effect ReferencesSome time ago, I created a tumblr account (which can be found here). I'm not sure if I will ever get around to posting anything in it (or figuring out how to use it), but if anyone wants to make requests there, feel free to do so.Mass Effect References4 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Characters (Generic or nameless):
Asari Dancer - mature warning, sexual themeAsari head referenceBatarianC-Sec OfficerElcor
Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod...Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Yet again the Mass Effect Fandom proved that it will not leave the ending in the state it was presented in the game. A certain (fan!) mod was created (and is right now in the testing phase) a Happy Ending Mod for ME3. We can destroy the Reapers, Shepard lives (EDI and Geth too) and most importantly of all we don't have to worry about the Star Child.
Instruction how to install it and the mod itself can be found here:
You can also check how the mod works here on youtube:
And a few pictures:
( source of images-> http://lady-blackfish.tumblr.com )
The Leviathan and the Death of HopeWarning: contains spoilers concerning the Leviathan DLC, Mass Effect 3 and my notions about what good writing is. Duh.The Leviathan and the Death of Hope3 years ago in Personal More Like This
There are moments when I wish I could just turn off my writer's sense at a whim and "just go with it". Ignore that a story in a game, or a movie, or a book, or a TV show is flawed in my opinion, just to enjoy the views, get an adrenaline rush from all the flashing colors and have fun. And truth be told - it usually works that way... Just not for the universes I tend to care about. If you got me invested in your franchise, I will expect you to deliver the goods. 'Tis how the cookie crumbles.
Which brings me to the Leviathan DLC. I've seen a lot of positive reviews and emotions towards it popping up all over the internet before I was even able to check it out myself. My hopes were high, and, initially, I loved it. It had a sense of exploration Mass Effect 3 was seriously lacking and the TGES Mining Base really reminded me of Noveria... It was spot on.
N7 Day: Mass Effect (fan) artN7 Day: Mass Effect (fan) art2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Mass Effect Fan Art by Lizzy-John
Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong. by LemonSherman
Mass Effect Medieval by @DaveRapozaArt
Mass Effect: EDI by ruthieee
Mass effect 2 final shot by JJasso
Alistair and Sebastian - Mass Age by AndrewRyanArt
Commander Shepard by MagicnaAnavi
Mass Effect 2 - Asari by love-squad
Mass Effect 3 - Miranda by patryk-garrett
Ten 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect1- Irritated by Kelly/Samantha telling me that someone would like to talk to me on another deck even though I JUST CAME FROM THAT DECK.Ten 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect3 years ago in Personal More Like This
2- Irritated that my FemShep runs like she has a sausage and eggs between her legs even though she's clearly a woman.
3- Annoyed that Shepard is carrying a gun in a cutscene that I didn't equip him with (where did he get it from??).
4- Irritated that the piece of armor that would give me great stats is just plain ugly and would ruin my outfit.
5- Irritated that wearing a helmet would increase my stats but I refuse to wear it because I then can't see my Shepard speak.
6- Upset at having to kill defenseless pyjaks to get a discount from the Krogan store.
7- Irritated that to play Mass Effect 1 again I would have to sit through all that pointless driving around in the goddamn Mako.
8- Annoyed that Jack won't get together with my FemShep even though I thought for sure she'd be the one female in the game that would.
9- Annoyed at Liara for giving me fifty c
Shepard VI'sShepard VI (Male Version)Shepard VI's3 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Shepard VI (Female Version)
~*~Faberry Fanfics Page 1~*~Title: Love Enough series~*~Faberry Fanfics Page 1~*~3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Plot: What happens when the road to happily ever after reaches a detour? What will it take to find their way back to one another? Future Faberry must come to terms with the fact that their marriage isn't as perfect as they thought.
Title: Undeniable *Discontinued.* *download*
Plot: Rachel is just starting at NYADA and Quinn is at Yale. Explores the evolution of their relationship as they share their experiences of being freshmen in college while 80 miles apart. Established close friendship from Sr year.
Title: I've Been Trying to Reach You
Plot: After falling pregnant in sophomore year, Quinn Fabray plummets from the top of the teen hierarchy at McKinley High to the very
Character Feature: Shyla ShepardThe seemingly indomitable Shyla Shepard has lived a harsh and tragic past. After losing her family at sixteen to a bloody Batarian pirate attack on an Alliance colony, the young fighter joined the Alliance military only to lose her entire squad in a deadly thresher maw attack. In the years since, these early scars have forged a new identity out of the shattered ruins of the child whose family died on Mindoir. Known for her “tough but fair” approach, Shepard’s fight against the geth incursion broke new grounds for humanity when she became the first human Spectre on the galactic Council’s elite forces. But recent rumors have put in question Shepard’s loyalty to the Alliance forces. Our investigator setup an exclusive interview to delve into the truth behind the legend.Character Feature: Shyla Shepard4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Was the destruction of the Normandy part of an elaborate undercover setup, or an encounter with an unk
Unofficial Q and A With Patrick WeekesOver the weekend at PAX East a fan managed to get some face time with Bioware writer Patrick Weekes in order to talk about ME3's characters, endings, and the little things some fans might have caught while going through ME3.Unofficial Q and A With Patrick Weekes3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Here is the interviewer's original post.
"Okay, here is what I asked Patrick Weekes, and his answers as best as I can remember them. I've paraphrased but I'm doing my best to stick to what he said rather than introduce any interpretation.
THESE ARE NOT DIRECT QUOTES.
-Is there still a setting to explore after the ending? Is everything ruined?
The setting is definitely not ruined. We still have a big, lively galaxy.
-Will long-distance superluminal travel still be possible post-Ending? (will Tali or Wrex or Garrus see their homeworlds again? Will everyone starve?)
Galactic civilization will rebuild. The mass relays were not necessary for interstellar flight. Remember, what does it say in the Codex about the speed of ships? That's right, 12 lightyears per (day? hour?
No Extended Cut News for the Bioware show at E3Sure to be a downer to many readers, there will be no coverage on the Extended Cut DLC shown at this year's E3. As it stands, it simply isn't ready yet.No Extended Cut News for the Bioware show at E33 years ago in Personal More Like This
In response to some agitated posters on the BSN, Chris Priestly said:
"If the Extended Cut was ready to have an announcement on a date or similar the PR team would likely want to announce, However, since the Extended Cut is not yet ready to be announced, there is no date for E3. It is that simple."
Going on, in another post;
"The Extended Cut is being worked on. The team has been listening to what fans have asked for and are using suggestions to help create it. It is too soon to talk about it yet. I have seen some early work (no I will not give details) and what is being done is very good. When the product is ready to be discussed (as decided by the team making it), then there will be details, release dates, etc."
Although I haven't seen any official statement, I assume Bioware--and possibly Mass Effect-- will be featured at E3 to some
Mass Effect ReferencesTools usedMass Effect References4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Autodesk 3ds Max 2012.ActorX Plugin.uModel.
Requests can be made, within reason, for certain scenes to be rendered (a scene from a piece of fan-fiction, for example) and will be completely free. However, the models themselves will not be uploaded in any format. Requests for any model from the game to be rendered in any pose from either game will be completed as soon as possible, bearing in mind that human heads can't be done.
Troodon80 - As the author of the reference sheets, all I can do is hope that they are at least somewhat useful to someone; whether that be to make a costume, a model prop, a figurine, or drawing some fan art. So far, the list contains over a hundred reference sheets and it's still unfinished.
To Each His OwnOncest is cool, if you like it. And personally, I think its an okay thing for people to express their feelings about it.To Each His Own3 years ago in Personal More Like This
And also, personally, I love the Once-Ler himself, and him with ANYONE just seems a bit odd.
But heck, ship all you want, who am I to judge? I love the Once-Ler, I love Ed Helms.
I love Paul McCartney, and I also love breathing.
So do what you please, this is the internet, you are all its slaves, and I am just a brain in a jar.
Please don't flood me with hate mail, and I favorite it because the art is great itself.
I'm just a girl who wants to speak her mind.
Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios...Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Drell female officially revealed - Irikah Krios in ME Foundation
Do you remember lieutenant Abrudas from ME:Evolution comic? Yes, that was the first Turian female even shown during the cycle of Mass Effect trilogy.
And now a preview of a new issue of ME: Foundation #12 has appeared... and inside... First official appearance of a Drell Female.
This time they showed Thane's wife that is known to the players through Thane's tales about his past.
So for the time being I'll upload the screens from the preview:
What do you think?
Abrudas was shown several months before Omeda DLC and the official design for Turian females didn't stray far from the comic version.
Maybe that means ME4 will have Drell Females. Who knows. If so, they probably will be similar to Irikah.
Take Earth Back Cinematic Trailer, web-lengthCheck this one out.Take Earth Back Cinematic Trailer, web-length3 years ago in Personal More Like This
A beginning that made me think of Firefly, for some reason.
British Sniper, again, finally!
Oh, my goodness, sweet Makos!
Ashley, making her CGI return from the ME1 Distress Call trailer.
Ah yes, and... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o3_250.gif
The Thane MOD *Keep Thane Alive***FINAL UPDATE**The Thane MOD *Keep Thane Alive*2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The day has arrived, and users are now able to download the ThaneMOD from nexusmods , and moddb . *Remember: the Installation Guide included with all packages is your friend.* There is yet one more surprise....Ottemis, one of the original creators of the Thane inspired Hoodie, has graciously extended her Texture library by creating brand new (and exclusive for the ThaneMOD) Thane-centric HR Hoodies. These are available for BOTH genders. Currently they are being offered through the nexusmod site, along side of the ThaneMOD. We will eventually include them directly with the "packages", in our next version release. Thank you for this wonderful addition.
Over the past 10 months, the ThaneMOD team has had Eurekas! and set backs. We
10 MORE 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect1- Frustrated that in the dream sequences my Shepard seems to be running through jelly. OMFG PICK UP THE PACE SHEP! WE GOT PLACES TO BE!10 MORE 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect3 years ago in Personal More Like This
2- Annoyed that my Shep seems far more upset at the kid dying than at any of his best friends dying. I don't remember any dream sequences about Shep 'jelly running' after poor departed Legion.
3- Magnetic walls. Here I am trying to resurrect my buddy by pressing A and yet because of my proximity to a wall I get slammed against it instead. Sorry buddy…I tried…RIP…
4- Embarrassed at my Shepard dancing in ME2 to try and attract Morinth when I am clearly a much better dancer than that.
5- Irritated that I just got message from someone saying "Come meet me on the Citadel" when I JUST LEFT THERE.
6- Diana Allers. That is all.
7- Frustrated there was no Drell, Geth, Salarian or Krogan choices for my squadmates in ME3. Not even a new race. Wrex was even on the damn Normandy for the whole game for cripes sake! Y U NO LIKE FIGHTING, WREX???
8- Annoyed at charac
Stop Using Subscript in Your LitOr, Why Tiny Text Is Bad.Stop Using Subscript in Your Lit2 years ago in Literature Features More Like This
(FACT: It's not just because some of us have crappy vision.)
I know some of you like the effect, but here's the deal: do whatever you want on your own monitor and keep your hands off mine.
Did you know that, in Windows, holding Ctrl and moving the scroll wheel up or down changes font size? You do now, and it's not much harder to change zoom size on a Mac (I hear it is most likely cmd++ or cmd+- , cmd+0 reverts it to the original size). I know it's just as easy in Linux, anyway.
I already have my browser's text size display set to what I want, thank you very much.
Anyone who uses Word must be familiar with the concept of font size in points: 12pt Times New Roman, especially, when it comes to turning in essays for teachers. (And 13pt periods for those of you who couldn't hit that minimum page count )
Well, here's the deal: Web display doesn't work quite the same way. You can force all text to be 16
new comicThank you so much to everyone who commented on my last journal entry! I've decided that I will start a new comic series called "Citadel" that will take place on, you guessed it, Kahje! ...Then the Citadel! It will focus on a few nobodies living on the citadel after the Reaper War, including a sheltered drell, a salarian sanitation worker, a ditzy asari, and more!new comic3 years ago in Personal More Like This
But since so many of you wanted more After the Black, I will also be doing about.... 5 more pages of it. including Shepards reaction to Garrus and Tali's hot sexy love affair! dun dun dunnn.
Excited? Dissappointed? Let me know!
P.S. I still haven't named the new charecters yet but I am open to suggestions!
*hint hint im lazy and im coercing you to make up names for me*
Coming February 2015Find out how Gumball and Penny 1st metComing February 20151 year ago in Personal More Like This
Penis(EDIT: Thank you so much for all this wonderful feedback and support! It proves me that I have the best watchers one can have.Penis3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Also - check out this journal every now and then since more pictures of this kind are being created at the moment and I am gonna feature them all within this entry.)
You know what makes me sick and tired?
Why is it ok to depict nude women, sometimes quite blatantly (those make it on the front page…), but if you show MALE nudity… some people get their panties in a twist.
I get a lot of positive feedback, don't get me wrong. My watchers are cool and overall very nice and they watch me for a reason... I mean, look at my gallery... men, men and even more men, dressed and (half) naked men.
BUT then there is those people that have never even talked to me before... they send me notes, try to tell me how to do MY art, telling me I create porn and that naked men are ugly... I instantly delete shit like that, otherwise I would have a few quotes
Sailor Moon Licensed for US Release!IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!Sailor Moon Licensed for US Release!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Viz Media announced at ACen today they have licenses for the original Sailor Moon anime, all of it including movies and specials http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-05-16/viz-licenses-original-sailor-moon-anime-franchise
AND they got Crystal, too. (the new series) http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-05-16/viz-licenses-new-sailor-moon-crystal-anime
I AM SHOCKED AND ALMOST DEAD.
And here's the trailer for Sailor Moon Crystal:
UntitledLast night, I wrote a message to Amy Keating Rogers, the writer of "The Last Roundup" who made a statement last night about the changes to the episode uploaded to iTunes.Untitled3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I wrote to her to thank her for the statement, and for considering the perspective of those who had found issue with the character.Like her, I am caring for a mentally disabled family member, and I told her my personal experience with how ableism has affected their life, and how they were bothered by the portrayal. I also told her how I was introduced to the issue via my mentally disabled friends, whose posts I reblogged on the subject.)
I also linked her to just a sampling of the harassment and death threats I have recieved from people who seem to think I'm personally responsible for the changes. I think she should know what sort of fans she was pressured into pandering to.
Let me repeat this one last