The Mad Lord SombraThe Mad Lord Sombra2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[The cover for the book is a black as night, and the book is bound by a magic seal which only shadow magic can open. The pages aren't even weathered, despite the book being obviously old. This is evidence of magic weaved into the pages. The entries are in a dead language known as Old Equestrian. The first entry reads:]
Hours. Endless hours, pouring over every ancient, dusty tome of knowledge I could find. I am so close, but so far...
My name is Lord Sombra of the Crystal Empire, "loyal subject" to the Crystal Queen. Pah. She is not worthy of the title of ruler. She is weak. She spends her time fawning over the peasants, and catering to their every whim. A proper Queen would rule her subjects! Dominate them! No... she is no Queen. She is a peasant like the rest of them. Nay, worse than a peasant. She is dirt on the face of this Empire.
But a new day approaches! The Queen knows not of the studies I have conducted in my personal library. I am beginning to learn the art of shadow magic fro
Symphonia fetish story ch 1"Thanks Colette." Sheena said, smiling as Colette did her hair. The chosen's group had stopped for the night and set up camp. Sheena and Colette were now in the tent that they shared. It was the way things had been since Sheena had rejoined the chosen's group at Sybak and they met up with Raine and Genis on the bridge. She was with Colette, Lloyd was with Zelos and Genis, while Raine was with Presea. It might have been unusual for all the males to spend time together and not the females, but it was mostly due to the fact that Colette and Presea's sleeping habits could only be tolerated by the people they were currently with.Symphonia fetish story ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"No problem, Sheena." the blond girl giggled. This was the one thing that she had never messed up. "What do you think Genis is making for dinner?"
"Not sure. Smells good, whatever it is." Sheena answered. "Probably curry or Miso Soup. I'd be glad if it was curry. I haven't had any since we were in Sylvarant."
Colette noticeably tensed, though Sheena was too busy th
Gas Dancing Partners“You know Hayley…” Trish begins, “When you suggested going to a dance club…”Gas Dancing Partners2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hayley is suddenly cut off by the vocals of a full grown, southern accented man. The lyrics he sings are complimented by acoustic guitars and the subtle thundering of leather boots thumping across the dance floor in a repeated pattern.
“…You could’ve told us it was a LINE DANCING CLUB!” She exclaims annoyed with Hayley’s lack of information on the location.
Shiani, Trish, and Eva sit at a round wooden table as Hayley warms up on some basic line dancing steps next to them. Ying stands by a railing nearby, sipping her milkshake as she watches the people dressed in western attire, dancing rhythm with each other.
The girls are in the small refresh and relax area which is a slightly elevated level of the club. Though only recently arrived, Hayley has managed to down a couple milkshakes through the energy she feels in the atmosphere. Trish on the o
Gas Attorney: First case - Part 3First case: Is this really all you can eat?Gas Attorney: First case - Part 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Third part: The calm before the storm
10:36 PM, Conference Room C42
Even though it had been some time since Ronja finished her buffet meal, well only about seven hours, she still felt like her belly was ready to pop. It was big, much bigger than she had ever remembered it to be, and had since long significantly pushed her teal suit to the sides, (breasts). Never before, not even during hers and her sister's contests, had it been so swollen and aching. If that wasn't enough, this time around she became VERY acknowledgeable of her own farts.
The chair was downright tortured, it's back crying out in pain by the immense weight and the seat smelled rotten due to the constant bombardments from Ronja's chubby tush. With each loud *CREEAAAK* and every wet *BLLLRRRFFRT* she just got more and more tired, her only desire being to go home and deal with it all while curling up in her snuggly bed. That, of course, had to wait. She had a case to worry
Bigger and Gassier Margaret( Warning: Story contains stuffing/gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Bigger and Gassier Margaret3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tony watched Margaret as she happily ate her fifth bowl of icecream. Tony was Margaret's new boyfriend, and she was crazy about him. They had met at the mall just last year.
"Margaret..." Tony said. "I know you really like icecream, but aren't you lactose-intolerant?"
She nodded. "Yep!"
"But you're not supposed to really eat that if...."
"Oh, hush. Don't worry about it! Nothing ever happens when I eat icecream. Nothing except--"
"That." she giggled, after letting out a fart.
Tony couldn't help but smirk. "Of course..."
Margaret continued to eat icecream, for a good while now. Tony sat across from her, enjoying every second of it. He loved to hear her fart, and if he loved anything just as much as he loved Margaret, it was a much bigger and gassier Margaret. He took notice to Margaret's stomach bulging slightly, as she continued to stuff herself. And that's pretty much all Tony
Homade Gas:normal eats Homade Gas:Normal EatsHomade Gas:normal eats3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBTTTTTT! a major heated fart erupted out of Jen as more and more heated gas kept producing in her stomach. Uhhhhhhggg, jen moaned as sweat dripped off her forehead
as she lifted her right asscheek and grunted. PHRRRRBBBBBBTTTTTT, another hot fart ringed out of jen, she sniffed the air, ewwwwwww smells like rotten eggs
she said as she got off the kitchen chair and walked towards the living room letting go small farts each step. She finally made it to the living room, she carefully sat down on the couch and extended her
legs out and relaxed while rubbing her sweat covered stomach. Uhhhhh its too hot, she said as she took off her t-shirt, she was now laying on the couch, full of gas, covered in sweat and only wearing
a white bra top and a miniskirt. Jen groaned as she lifted her legs in the air and PRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTTTTT!, a big hot fart ripped(she did'nt even need to grunt). Jen realized from the last fart that th
Klonoa A Ripoff Of Sonic? *READ*NO, he isn'tKlonoa A Ripoff Of Sonic? *READ*1 year ago in Drama More Like This
A stupid war on the internet:
klonoa is a copy of Sonic
Okay, while i was searching stuff on google i've found a thing on a forum that said: [Comparacion] Klonoa con Sonic ( [Comparison] Klonoa and Sonic )
Okay they made me hate the fandom more, because their stupid "Reasons":
-Klonoa has Tails(Sally, fiona,*any character*) whiskers and face
-The same hairstyle of Tails
-Uses gloves, and Clothes
And there's more....
-Same pose as Sonic (I haven't noticed, because Sonic has many poses ¬¬)
-He copied the.... finger? WTF PEOPLE!?
-Again, he copied the gloves...
-KOS Boss is a copy of Sonic Heroes/Sonic 2 Bonus stage (Oh!, And Sonic didn't Copy the idea of the heroes game c: )
-The style is almost the same (Have you ever heard of Lolo, Popka, Pango, Janga, Hewpoe c: ?)
-He copied the eye style ( Klonoa eyes are slightly different, and in the manga you could see that his eyes were like guntz's and on Klonoa Heroes you could shee that they were a b
Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Poor Hinata...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
She continued walking slowly through the halls, as they were empty and quiet. Her stomach began grumbling again, and she gasped a little. She looked in every direction making sure no one was around. When she was finally sure she was alone, she relaxed and slightly let out a small fart; it didn't make too much noise, but it made her uniform skirt rise a lit
Gas Attorney: First case - Part 2First case: Is this really all you can eat?Gas Attorney: First case - Part 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part two: This is part of my investigation
8:45 AM, Conference room C42
After Peggy had left, the atmosphere somehow felt thinner. Maybe it just was Ronja's imagination or for some weird reason, that blob of a woman indeed fattened up the situation no matter where she waddled. Either way, there was no time thinking about that even though it WAS an interesting line of thoughts. It was time to get investigating to find a way to make her client victorious. And what better way to start than in the restaurant itself? There was only one teeny problem though:
"Where is it located? I barely found my way here oh no "
Anxiety mixed with a teeny bit of stress. Not a good combination. Spice it up with some inner turmoil and there you go; Ronja's reaction in a nutshell. She got up from her chair and jogged lightly towards the cracked doorway, getting boost from a quite unexpected *PFFFRRROOooORRRRFFT* which made her fly right out of
Chloe's Stinky Shower "WHEW!!! THAT was a great game ladies! Well played!" exclaimed Chloe, as she stormed into the girls locker room, the rest of her team following behind her. Chloe was a 16 year old girl with a very tom-boyish personality. She had a tough exterior, but inside she was one of the sweetest, kindest girls out there. She had long, straight black hair that draped down to her middle back, brown eyes, and lightly tanned skin. And as for her figure, Chloe was VERY voluptuous, with c cup breasts and a 50" booty. She was athletic and enjoyed playing volleyball on her school's team, and is a likely candidate for winning the MVP award. Sounds like she has it all, however, she has a dark side....Chloe is extremely flatulent. even if she doesn't consume any gassy foods she still gets incredibly gassy. Surprisingly, she doesn't really mind, and owns up to her farts with pride. She even sort of enjoys her foul odors. Fortunately, she has held her farts in around her teammates....until now.Chloe's Stinky Shower2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ying's Gas ChamberYuki joyfully walks down the halls of her school, excited to start another education filled week. She happily greets her friends and other friendly students as she walks by.Ying's Gas Chamber2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Good morning Allie!" Yuki calls to greet her earliest friend.
Allie is standing with her group of friends when she hears her. She turns to Yuki and says, "Hi Yuki! Oh! Would you like to come with us to hangout after school today?"
"Sure! That sounds like a great idea!" Yuki excitedly accepts. "Let’s talk more about it at lunch. I'm heading to my locker."
"Sure thing, See you in class!" Allie says before returning to her conversation with friends.
Yuki soon arrives at her locker; she quietly sings the lyrics of one of her own songs to herself. Upon opening the locker door and reaching in, she is approached by a not so happy classmate.
"Hey new girl!" says the unfamiliar voice.
Yuki leans back to see who is possibly addressing her on the other side of her locker door.
"Who me? Yes?" She replies curiously.
Work Release Work Time FunWork Release3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"PERVERT!!!!!!", Tsunade exclaimed as she punched the self-proclaimed "super pervert" out of her office window and into
the women's side of the hotsprings, where he then got pounded on by the other peeved women. Tsunade sighed as she
walked back to her desk to once again do paperwork. She was not in the mood this work day, especially now since her
perverted fellow Sanin tried to grope her ass. The stress of being Hokage can sometimes be too much, she just some-
times want to have some fun and let loose. Unfortunatly, such attitude is looked down upon in the political buisness.
But Tsunade was never the one for rules.
It was nearing noon meaning one thing, lunchtime. Tsunade smiled at the clock when she realized what time it is. She's not
the only one who needs some 'release' frome work. As she finished that thought, someone knocked on the door "come in"
she said smirking as she know who it was. Her prediction was right as her apprentinc
Homemade Gas:I Miss It Homade Gas:I Miss ItHomemade Gas:I Miss It3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jen rested as she digested her meal. Hmm this feels weird, jen said to herself, i havent doe anything sice the begining of summer but testing allergys and ripping monster farts, she
giggled to herself when she said that. I kind of miss it jen thought, wait what, she said aloud, did i just said that i miss farting like some fat chick. Although it does feel pretty
good letting a good one go, as if on cue jen felt a gas bubble in her stomach. She slightly bent over and PRRRBBBTT, a smallfart came out, jen sighed not in relief, but in enjoyment,
oh yeah i miss it, she said with a smile.
Jen came into the kitchen, she wasnt hungry, she just wanted gas. Instead of making a big meal, she just opened the fridge and just took out everything dairy(if you dont understand read Homemade as the first story)
she took all of the cheese and a large glass of milk. She chowed down on the dairy products, she had about 2 glasses of milk a
Sakura's Gassy Attitude( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )Sakura's Gassy Attitude3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape her body. She ran into the house and ran quickly upstairs without bothering to remove her shoes. She threw her books onto her bed while dashing passed her bedroom. She rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, and quickly situated herself onto the toilet. Still holding her stomach, she relaxed a bit, letting out a long fa
Gas Attorney: First case - Final PartFirst case: Is this really all you can eat?Gas Attorney: First case - Final Part3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fourth/last part: OBJECTION! *PRRFT*
7:55 AM: Courthouse, outside courtroom 3
It had been such a pleasant morning. Weather was nice; not a single cloud in the sky and the sun shined so brightly. The bed felt so nice and extra snuggly as the alarm clock rang. The morning coffee somehow tasted better than it usually did. Heck, even the regular bathroom visit felt even smoother than usual. Despite having emptied the worth of an entire Mexican buffet into the toilet, all the foul explosions sounded like a sweet symphony in her ears. Everything was just perfect or maybe it only felt like it because of the upcoming nerve-wrecking court session.
The prosecutor lounge was so quiet but far from peaceful. For Ronja, who had passed gas constantly since she entered the courthouse, it was a living hell. It felt like they were preparing for her execution in the next room. Maybe they actually were and had just forgotten to
Amelia's Elevator FunAmelia speed walked toward elevator that was opening, her stomach rumbling. She had just gone through a large dessert, only to find the bathroom on that floor was closed. She stepped inside the opened elevator, seeking salvation on the 4th floor. There was only one other person in the elevator, a woman about half Amelia's size, no older then 20, standing beside the buttons.Amelia's Elevator Fun3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"4th floor, please," Amelia asked, feeling the gas in her stomach trying to bust out.
"Sure thing. What's your name?" The woman asked.
"Amelia, what about y-you?" Amelia asked, feeling a bit awkward. The gas was trying to get out.
"I'm Maria. Hey, are you feeling alright?" Maria replied.
"Oh, I just need to f-," Amelia was saying, when she heard a pfffffffft coming from her butt. Her cheeks turned red like cherries. Maria giggled a little as the gas filled the
"Ooh, have to rip a big one?" Maria asked, smiling. "Just go ahead, I don't mind." Amelia was confused, and was still blushing. Almost as though her
Gas Attorney: First case - Part 1First case: Is this really all you can eat?Gas Attorney: First case - Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part one: Bite the burrito
8:23 AM, Conference room C42
The conference room was so huge, even bigger than Ronja's room back home. Heck, it would make for a pretty sweet home if it was decorated with some cozy furniture, some nice paintings or a fireplace. This line of thoughts made it pretty difficult to focus on the case, she just couldn't help but thinking of how to remake the dull business room into a stylish abode.
A loud sigh escaped Ronja's lips when she went back to the case file. It was interesting to say the least, probably one of the weirdest she'd laid her eyes upon. She thought that she'd seen some pretty messed up cases during her studies, but this one just had to take the cake. Flipping to the first page she once again quietly read the description once more
"February 1st, 2012. A woman named Peggy Anderson is said to having demolished an entire 'all-you-can-eat-buffet all by herself at the Mexican restaurant Viva la
Requiem for a Roommate, Part 3.Warning: The following story contains mildly humorous moments, and some adult themes. I'm not sure about the age rating, so I'll just leave it up to you.Requiem for a Roommate, Part 3.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rachel glared at her computer's loading bar, now at a pathetic 50%.
"I've told you about that Possum, right, Jade?" She called out.
Jade lay back on the bed, smiling at her. "Yeah, you did."
"Ok, what about that Cat?"
"Hah! Oh yeah!"
Rachel turned around, and smiled back. "Great, because this next one was even worse."
"Worse than that Possum? Oh man, I can't wait to hear what you did to her!"
"Actually, she wasn't that bad, compared to the rest. Her boyfriend, however..."
Rachel lay down on the sofa, using the round end of her TV remote in a way that certainly wouldn't have been covered by the warranty.
"Yo, Rachey!" She recognized that voice. The tone, the intonation, it could only be Toby.
"Ladies and gentlemen" He announced loudl
Requiem for a roommate, Part 2.Warning: The following story contains mildly humorous moments, and some adult themes. I'm not sure about the age rating, so I'll just leave it up to you.Requiem for a roommate, Part 2.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rachel firmly pressed the "ON" button on her ancient computer, continuing with the story as she watched the loading bar slowly creep up.
"You know, that possum actually wasn't that bad. At least I got rid of her, nice and quickly."
"Yeah, I don't think she's ever coming back!"
She proudly stroked her tail. "Yeah. Well, the next one was even worse."
Rachel lay down on the floor, watching the clock, using the handle of a soup ladle on herself to pass the time.
There was a knock at the door. Rachel threw the ladle into a corner, stood up, cleaned herself up with a tissue, and opened the door.
Standing at the door was a cat. She was about as thin as Rachel was, but about 2 inches taller. She had white hair, green eyes, and she was holdi
Homemade Gas:Gas from bothways Homemade Gas: Gas from both waysHomemade Gas:Gas from bothways4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jennifer spent the whole afternoon letting out both huge farts and burps(she was in her living room in a cute miniskirt that made her cute butt show). Everytime when she tried to hold back a burp, it came out as a fart. BUURRRRRRRRRPP she let out a huge burp as she rubbed her bloated belly. Uhhhhhh jen moaned, she took her list and put a check next to peanut butter. Even though she was bloated and full of gas, jen still tried to go to the kitchen to test her next allergy. As she hobbled towards the kitchen( her bloated belly made it hard to walk without the movements making more gas) she released some major farts on the way. PRRRRRRT PRRRRRRRBBBT PRRRRRRRRRTTTT!, it seemed that every step made jen fart, PRRRRRRBBBBBTTTT!, every step had a louder longer more potent farts. Jen finally made it to the kitchen still full of gas. She took her list and checked what allergy was next, eggs, she opened the fridge and took
Gas Attorney: ProlougeGas Attorney: Prolouge3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
*WARNING! CONTAINS FLATULENCE!*
*cue elevator music*
It was eight AM. The young lawyer Ronja Regel frequently checked her watch from time to time, sweating and shaking all over. It was her first day at work ever. Having recently graduated from the University of Gothenburg she was lucky to find a job right away. It wasn't just at any firm though; it was Trenchard & Smith, probably one of the most successful law firms in eastern US. Even at this point she was still flabbergasted that they accepted the application she sent for just shits and giggles.
So there she was, standing beside some of the best lawyers in the country. She was so in such high spirits that she could barely restrain herself from simply hugging the person closest to her. Even if she did they would probably not appreciate it, judging from the serious expressions they all wore. Ronja understood that from here on she would have to put away her happy go lucky behavior at work and just mean business.
There was somethin
REQUEST: A Smelly ContestThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: A Smelly Contest4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I can't believe she kicked me out of the house...AGAIN!" Jade screamed to the air. Her mother, Amy, forced Jade to leave after a big argument.
(Whatever...I don't need her)
Jade was still her blue pajamas with red polka dots. She had socks on her feet, and had on a blue shirt with a pink panda on it. Unfortunately, it was 8:00 in the morning, and Jade had not taken a shower yet.
(Il...just take a walk, I guess)
Jade began walking away from her house, and into the local park.
(What's everybody lookin, at?) She thought to herself. (Acting like they never saw a girl with pjs on before..) Just then she let loose a very loud bassy fart. Her pajamas even rippled from the force.
(Ooh, that one might have left a mark.)
Jade was kicking a rock on the ground, not paying attention, and accidently walked into someone.
"Hey, watch where your going!" The young girl said.
"Jeez sorry! Who put a beehive in your