40 Ways To Annoy Link40 Ways To Annoy Link3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as
Link to MidnaI see a tear roll down your cheekLink to Midna7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
As you vanish from my sight
Why is my heart in so much pain
Its a feeling I cannot fight
This sadness that feels so sharp to me
I feel it has pierced me through
It is the fact I cannot stand
The thought of losing you
Why do I just stand like this
With words I struggle to say
I want to run and grab your hand
Why do I feel this way
You never seemed to have faith in me
Just your quest I had to complete
Youd put me down and push me on
And my feelings Id never speak
But somewhere throughout our travels
I saw a change within you
And deep down inside I still feel
That you know its true
You told me your real intentions
That at first you didnt care for me
But after all we had been through
I didnt care, dont you see
I saw the kindness in your heart
You tried so desperately to hide
You had experienced so much hurt
And still you never cried
I remember the careless words you said
When we both first met
I wanted to say that meetin
Midna to LinkMidna to Link8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
While you and I stand here
I have to say goodbye
Im so grateful for all youve done for me
Im fighting the urge to cry
But I have finally made a choice
I know what Ive got to do
I must destroy the only link
I do it to protect you
At first I didnt care for you
You were my way out
But I saw how much you had to risk
And you never had a doubt
In my desperate hour of need
You could have left me there
But you took me back and saved my life
I saw you did actually care
You fought through all the challenges
You got back up if you fell
You fought for peace and your land of light
But you fought for me as well
Ill never forget how much you did
And what do I give in return
All Im doing is leaving you
And a love for you to yearn
But please understand how much this hurts
To leave you so confused
I dont think Ill ever see you again
But please do not feel used
Through our travels I felt something
And I hope you felt it too
Your courage, kindness and
For HerSkin so pale and so innocent; yet warm and soft.For Her3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Bright is her eyes, always lit by day or by night.
Her warm embrace; like a maiden of the heavens taking the late life of a man.
The way I feel with her, is a way I have so little felt;
Tis love! The bittersweet fruit that drives an able bodied person;
To the very end of their sanity or to their discovery of true happiness!
Oh god who art in heaven, why must I love!
For she the vile woman that fate has bestowed upon my desires;
Feels not the same as I.
What We HadWhat We Had3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What We Had
I think it was the lack of connection.
The lack of... touch?
I didn't mean for it to happen.
My desire for love was too much.
He was right there,
In my peripheral vision.
The party was intense.
Nothing but flashing white lights
Filling the room.
He walked up to me,
Wanting to dance and I said
I was with someone.
It's not like it was a
We only ever kissed and said
A whole year of just
Maybe he didn't love me
Like I loved him.
Maybe he was straight.
Maybe he didn't think of men
I still loved him.
I didn't want to let him go.
But I desired something.
I desired something more than
I wanted to touch.
Wanted to be touched.
I wanted to feel another's skin on mine.
I was feeling too much desire to care
I woke up that morning next to a
I never knew his name.
I never asked for it.
Because I didn't
I just got up and
Days after that night,
Britney and Alinea Vore story.Britney and Alinea vore storyBritney and Alinea Vore story.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Based on a RP with a friend Alinea belongs to that friend, Karina and Britney belong to me.
Hope you all enjoy it.
One day in felarya, Britney was relaxing in a clearing near Karina's home. She was by herself, and alone.
Meanwhile, Alinea the succubus was walking through the forest careful not to make too much noise as she was out hunting. Though prowling as a 120ft tall Succubus was not easy, the use of sneaking magic's gained from a rather tasty rogue last week have been coming in handy at capturing those ever squirmy humans. Britney frowned, and looked around, feeling unsafe all of a sudden; she carefully slipped on her protective ring.
Sensing a strong magic user nearby; Alinea started to use her stealth spell and worked her way closer to the source, knowing a good mage for lunch could boost her own magical abilities. Meanwhile, Britney also sensing a powerful being said. "I know your there, TRUE SEEING!" She scanned the area, piercing any
So Easy (GhiraLink Oneshot) I lay curled up on my side, cradling my wounds on the cold stone floor. All I could feel was pain. Gashes littered my chest and stomach, while whip marks covered my back. My left arm was shattered, leaving me helpless to fight. I couldn't remember what it felt like to be free of agony. I let out a small whimper, thinking I was alone. How wrong I was. The laughter from across the room sent chills down my spine. Footsteps echoed loudly, riccocheting off the stone walls. I opened my eyes, revealing electric blue eyes filled with venom. My vision was blurred, but I could still make out two white boots heading my direction. I felt my heart drop and my pulse quicken. This was it. He was finally going to kill me. But no, he wasn't that merciful. He wanted to make me suffer.So Easy (GhiraLink Oneshot)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ghirahim stopped in front of me and bent forward at the waist, hands clasped behind h
Lyrics: 'Babs Seed Song' | CMC [MLP:FiM S3][Cutie Mark Crusaders]Lyrics: 'Babs Seed Song' | CMC [MLP:FiM S3]3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet.
A new friend to have and it seemed like such a treat.
But then,we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east.
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast.
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead.
[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
Babs Seed. Babs Seed. What we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail. Gotta hide, we gotta bail.
Babs Seed. Babs Seed. If she's after you, gotta run.
We gotta flee. Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Babs Seed. Babs Seed. She's just a bad,bad seed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hidin' from a bully, we know it isn't right.
But the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we aren't lookin' for a fight.
Oh,she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again;
But for now,we're staying out of her way till then.
Everywhere we tu
I ChangedTrying to cover the tears, trying not to show my fears.I Changed9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why do I keep it all inside? My pain getting harder to hide.
I used to be cheery, it used to be real.
But now it's different, and they're making some big deal.
Saying "Why are you so sad?" and "You look depressed."
Can't you just leave me alone, let it rest?
So maybe I've changed...what's that got to do with you?
Just because I've changed? Well maybe you have too.
A Castle Dark Link x ReaderA Castle Dark Link x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The sun was high in the sky, making it impossible for you to dodge its hot rays, even when you were completely surrounded by tall, shady trees. It might not have been so bad if there was a breeze, but the wind had been completely still all morning. Being snuggled up behind Link on horseback didn't help the situation either. When all of these things were combined, they equaled a very grumpy, very whiny you. “Do you have any idea how long we've been on this horse? It's been at least two hours now. If we don't get where we're going pretty soon, I'm going to start walking back home.”
“Would you stop complaining already?” Link looked back at you with a displeased, but slightly amused look in his bright, red eyes. “Honestly, you've been grumbling since we set out. Just give me another ten minutes or so and we'll be there.”
“Fine, but I do have a right to complain. You didn't warn me that this little trip was going to take
The TeacherWhen I see your smile my day instantly brightens,The Teacher4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For that smile that you have does not appear often.
When you laugh my heart races and I can't help but wish it were me that made you laugh like that.
Though I feel mainly like a nucence to you so I keep out of your way.
I see your determined walk,
And know nothing will stop you from getting what you want.
I listen as you teach me something new everyday.
I listen to you loud heartbeat when we embrace.
I understand I am too young,
And it kills me to know it.
You are my teacher
A father figure in a sence,
A crush that will never become anything more.
You have a life and a family.
I feel sick when I think about it,
You belong with your wife and kids.
Though my heart throbs to have you as my own.
I wish to be older.
I wish you to be younger but I love you how you are.
I wish I never thought this way.
I wish we sometimes never met.
You raise me up and you bring me down.
You make me smile,
And you make me frown.
I am your student and nothing m
Estonia x Reader: Above Anyone Else...Part 2Estonia x Reader: Above Anyone Else...Part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The weeks following your rejection by Estonia were possibly the slowest, emptiest, and most painful weeks of your life. During that time you never visited Estonia. You didn't even talk to him. Honestly you didn't want to. How awkward was it going to be when you finally did have to see each other? He knew now that you had deep romantic feelings for him things would never be able to be the way they were not even close.
'He's going to hate me forever' you thought painfully. 'I've lost the one I love most just because I HAD to go admit my feelings! Why why did I do that?'
You started to tear up again for the millionth time it seemed when would the tears finally stop? When would you ever get over this? And WHY did it seem like Estonia felt the same way?! Did you misinterpret it?
One of the oddest things though, was that even though all of this hurt you almost didn't want to get over Estonia. You weren't entirely sure why. Perhaps it was because you had just l