40 Ways To Annoy Link40 Ways To Annoy Link3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as
Song of HealingSong of Healing10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Day to night, dark to light,
Fall the sands of time.
Let the years like the gears
Of a clock unwind
In your mind walk through time
Back to better days.
Memories, like a dream,
Wash your tears away.
Like a star in the sky darkness can't reach you.
Light the night, joy is light 'til the new dawn.
Cast away your old face
Full of gloom and spite.
With this mask I will ask
To borrow your light.
Link to MidnaI see a tear roll down your cheekLink to Midna7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
As you vanish from my sight
Why is my heart in so much pain
Its a feeling I cannot fight
This sadness that feels so sharp to me
I feel it has pierced me through
It is the fact I cannot stand
The thought of losing you
Why do I just stand like this
With words I struggle to say
I want to run and grab your hand
Why do I feel this way
You never seemed to have faith in me
Just your quest I had to complete
Youd put me down and push me on
And my feelings Id never speak
But somewhere throughout our travels
I saw a change within you
And deep down inside I still feel
That you know its true
You told me your real intentions
That at first you didnt care for me
But after all we had been through
I didnt care, dont you see
I saw the kindness in your heart
You tried so desperately to hide
You had experienced so much hurt
And still you never cried
I remember the careless words you said
When we both first met
I wanted to say that meetin
Midna to LinkMidna to Link8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
While you and I stand here
I have to say goodbye
Im so grateful for all youve done for me
Im fighting the urge to cry
But I have finally made a choice
I know what Ive got to do
I must destroy the only link
I do it to protect you
At first I didnt care for you
You were my way out
But I saw how much you had to risk
And you never had a doubt
In my desperate hour of need
You could have left me there
But you took me back and saved my life
I saw you did actually care
You fought through all the challenges
You got back up if you fell
You fought for peace and your land of light
But you fought for me as well
Ill never forget how much you did
And what do I give in return
All Im doing is leaving you
And a love for you to yearn
But please understand how much this hurts
To leave you so confused
I dont think Ill ever see you again
But please do not feel used
Through our travels I felt something
And I hope you felt it too
Your courage, kindness and
For HerSkin so pale and so innocent; yet warm and soft.For Her2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Bright is her eyes, always lit by day or by night.
Her warm embrace; like a maiden of the heavens taking the late life of a man.
The way I feel with her, is a way I have so little felt;
Tis love! The bittersweet fruit that drives an able bodied person;
To the very end of their sanity or to their discovery of true happiness!
Oh god who art in heaven, why must I love!
For she the vile woman that fate has bestowed upon my desires;
Feels not the same as I.
you x harry styles part2you x harry styles part23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You wake up to the sound of footsteps upstairs. You lean up on one arm and say," I guess the boys are up." You wanted to just lie in bed, but you wanted to know what they doing. So you inch your way out of bed, but fall face first on the floor. You lay there for a minute then get up and remove carpet from your mouth. Then you walk over to you closet and got outfit to wear. After you put on your clothes then you brush your hair until it is absolutely perfection. Once done with your hair you walk back over to your closet and put on your favorite bobs. The n you go straight to the guest room to see if any of the boys are still sleeping, but to my surprise not even zayn was still sleeping.
So you went upstairs you knew where to find niall, so you walk into your kitchen where the boys sitting at the table they all were in their boxers. Then harry got and walked over to you kisses you on the cheek, then asks," So what do you want to do today?" you think for a minute then reply," w
So Easy (GhiraLink Oneshot) I lay curled up on my side, cradling my wounds on the cold stone floor. All I could feel was pain. Gashes littered my chest and stomach, while whip marks covered my back. My left arm was shattered, leaving me helpless to fight. I couldn't remember what it felt like to be free of agony. I let out a small whimper, thinking I was alone. How wrong I was. The laughter from across the room sent chills down my spine. Footsteps echoed loudly, riccocheting off the stone walls. I opened my eyes, revealing electric blue eyes filled with venom. My vision was blurred, but I could still make out two white boots heading my direction. I felt my heart drop and my pulse quicken. This was it. He was finally going to kill me. But no, he wasn't that merciful. He wanted to make me suffer.So Easy (GhiraLink Oneshot)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ghirahim stopped in front of me and bent forward at the waist, hands clasped behind h
A Castle Dark Link x ReaderA Castle Dark Link x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The sun was high in the sky, making it impossible for you to dodge its hot rays, even when you were completely surrounded by tall, shady trees. It might not have been so bad if there was a breeze, but the wind had been completely still all morning. Being snuggled up behind Link on horseback didn't help the situation either. When all of these things were combined, they equaled a very grumpy, very whiny you. “Do you have any idea how long we've been on this horse? It's been at least two hours now. If we don't get where we're going pretty soon, I'm going to start walking back home.”
“Would you stop complaining already?” Link looked back at you with a displeased, but slightly amused look in his bright, red eyes. “Honestly, you've been grumbling since we set out. Just give me another ten minutes or so and we'll be there.”
“Fine, but I do have a right to complain. You didn't warn me that this little trip was going to take
Britney and Alinea Vore story.Britney and Alinea vore storyBritney and Alinea Vore story.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Based on a RP with a friend Alinea belongs to that friend, Karina and Britney belong to me.
Hope you all enjoy it.
One day in felarya, Britney was relaxing in a clearing near Karina's home. She was by herself, and alone.
Meanwhile, Alinea the succubus was walking through the forest careful not to make too much noise as she was out hunting. Though prowling as a 120ft tall Succubus was not easy, the use of sneaking magic's gained from a rather tasty rogue last week have been coming in handy at capturing those ever squirmy humans. Britney frowned, and looked around, feeling unsafe all of a sudden; she carefully slipped on her protective ring.
Sensing a strong magic user nearby; Alinea started to use her stealth spell and worked her way closer to the source, knowing a good mage for lunch could boost her own magical abilities. Meanwhile, Britney also sensing a powerful being said. "I know your there, TRUE SEEING!" She scanned the area, piercing any
Chapter 2 Lucky ChanceChapter 2 Lucky Chance3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Holy crap! i cant not belive that we just went to a One Direction concert Peyton!" I yelled at her.
"Niall was amazing!" she squealled in delight.
"Louis was epic!" i yelled at her. She laughed and stared out the window with a smiled plasterd on her face.
"Who knows mabey we will meet them this weekend. They have another concert Sunday, so they will be around." she said.
"Calm down Peyton, its only the seond day after high school ended. We have till we start college to dream." i reminded her.
I pulled out of the parking space and into the back lot. I have lived here long enoguh so i know how to get out of here faster. We rounded the couner and we saw five guys with hoods sitting on the curb of the building. "Should i pull over?" i asked her.
"Sure, we are in the good part of town so it should be ok." she said looking at them. The light above them shone down on their hoods so a shadow covered their face.
"Hey guys it was a good concert tonight, wasn
I ChangedTrying to cover the tears, trying not to show my fears.I Changed9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why do I keep it all inside? My pain getting harder to hide.
I used to be cheery, it used to be real.
But now it's different, and they're making some big deal.
Saying "Why are you so sad?" and "You look depressed."
Can't you just leave me alone, let it rest?
So maybe I've changed...what's that got to do with you?
Just because I've changed? Well maybe you have too.