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Skylanders: Messed Up Ep100Eon appears in Darkmatter20's tvSkylanders: Messed Up Ep1006 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Eon: Darkmatter20, your Skylander is needed.
Darkmatter20: In a little while, I'm making the 100th episode now.
Eon: Wait, you create Skylanders: Messed Up the series?! I love that series! :)
Darkmatter20: I'm glad you're a fan. I have many. Sigh, its exhausting. So many things going on, so little time.
Eon: You're telling me. I've been appearing in everyone's televisions and bringing their Skylanders to Skylands.
Darkmatter20: Really? That sounds hard. We both have our problems I suppose.
Eon: Yes, but right now we need your help. The Skylanders from Earth needs a leader and you're the only one that ca
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep83Cynder and Whirlwind are at homeSkylanders: Messed Up Ep838 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So like I said, some guy named darkmatter is behind all of this.
Cynder: Wow, thats messed up.
Stealth Elf bashes through the door
Stealth Elf: GUYS, GUYS!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY!!!
Cynder and Whirlwind: WHAT?!
Stealth Elf: THERE'S A NEW FEMALE DRAGON SKYLANDER!!!
Whirlwind: ... Oh, really..?
Stealth Elf: YEAH, SHE GOES BY THE NAME FLASHWING!!!
Cynder: ... Uh huh... Well, we know whats going to happen right Whirlwind?
Whirlwind: Exactly...
Stealth Elf: What are you guys going to do?
Cynder: Oh nothing, just an initiation is all.
Cynder and Whirlwind leave
Meanwhile
Spyro: Wow, she sure
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep49Whirlwind is at Camo's restaurant with her friendsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep4911 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So I said to Eruptor, next time you puke on me, I'll send you to the worst possible place.
Hex: Worst possible place? What is that place?
Whirlwind: Its the worst place ever. Its filled with so many horrible things. Only I can open the door to that plane.
Cynder: Oh my. Has anyone ever went there before?
Whirlwind: Why yes the person that went there before was-
Drobot breaks through the wall
Cynder: What the?!
Drobot: Come with me if you want to live.
Whirlwind: Who me?!
Drobot: Yes you. Come with me.
Drobot takes Whirlwind
Hex: The hell was that about?!
Cynder: I don'
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep10Terrafin is passing by a Kaos vending machineSkylanders Messed Up: Ep102 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Terrafin: Hmmm... Kaos extra fun vending machine... I wonder what this is?
Description: Insert $5 and you'll gain whatever you heart desires
Terrafin: Sounds like a bargain to me.
Terrafin inserts the money in the vending machine.
Kaos vending machine: You're a LOSER!
Terrafin: HEY! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Kaos vending machine flies away.
Terrafin: Kaos owes me $5!
Slam Bam: And thats how Kaos owes you $5?
Terrafin: Yeah! I want my $5!
Slam Bam: You're an idiot...
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 35Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are going on a dateSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 351 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Stealth Elf: I'm really enjoying our date hun. I'm having loads of fun.
Flameslinger: Me too sweetheart. Want me to make it better?
Stealth Elf: Hmmm, what do you have in mind? ;)
Flameslinger: You'll see... ;)
Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are about to kiss
Hex: Stealth Elf! Stealth Elf!
Stealth Elf: Sigh, what mom?!
Flameslinger: Hello Ms. Hex.
Hex: Hello, little Flamy Wamy. :3
Hex pinches his cheeks.
Hex: You're such a cute little elf. I could just eat you up. X3
Stealth Elf: Mom! He's MY boyfriend leave him alone!
Flameslinger: Uuuummm...
Hex: I'm sorry Stealth Elf but he's jus
Skylanders: Messed Up miniTaruthekoopa arrives in McDonaldsSkylanders: Messed Up mini6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Taruthekoopa: Hi, I would like-
Kaos: YES! Thats right beg to the almighty KAOS for your order!
Manager: KAOS!!!
Kaos: Sorry... What would you like?
Taruthekoopa: O__O' ummm yeah. I would like a big mac meal, medium size with a coke zero. Please? ;)
Kaos: With or without ice?
Taruthekoopa: With please~ ;) And please don't mess up my order like you did to my desu Darkmatter20~ ;)
Kaos: That'll be $9.79.
Taruthekoopa pays for her food
Kaos: Here you go... He, he, he... Tell Darkmatter20 I said hi.
Taruthekoopa: Yeah, right...
Meanwhile
Taruthekoopa: This isn't coke zero! This is regular coke!!! T
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep72Its time for Cynder's sleepoverSkylanders: Messed Up Ep729 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Coming~
Chill: This is my first sleepover girl. I brought soda.
Stealth Elf: Really? Cynder always has sleepovers. I brought Skylanders Gone Wild vol.2. :D
Chill: Woah, why would you bring that girl?
Stealth Elf: You'll see. ;)
Cynder opens up the door
Cynder: Hey girls!
Stealth Elf: Cynder!
Cynder and Stealth Elf hug
Cynder: Hey Chill!
Chill: Whats crackin' dragette~.
Chill hugs Cynder
Chill: Oh, sorry for busting your girl Whirlwind.
Cynder: Meh, its fine. She's behind on rent anyway. So Stealth Elf, did you bring it? ;)
Stealth Elf: Big time.
Cynder: Great! Put it in!
Stealth Elf put
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep66Its the roast of Spyro :DSkylanders: Messed Up Ep6610 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Prism Break: Ladies and gentleman. Dragons and all. Welcome to The Roast of Spyro!!!
Everyone claps
Prism Break: Now introducing, the dragon of the hour, Spyro.
Spyro: Hey everyone.
Everyone: Spyro, Spyro, Spyro!!!
Prism Break: First up on this roast is Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt stands on the podium
Gill Grunt: Spyro, you've been the dragon to everyone around you. Everybody loves you. Boys, girls, people crazy for bestiality.
Everyone laughs
Gill Grunt: Seriously man, why the Kaos do you look the way you do now? At first, you looked cool, then you looked almost human and now you're an ugly Barney the dinosaur
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep68Spyro, Cynder, Chill and Terrafin are in a dark forestSkylanders: Messed Up Ep689 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Chill: Ummm, Spyro. Where are we?
Spyro: I have no idea. I think we took a wrong turn...
Cynder: All I see is a dense fog, trees and a truck.
Terrafin: Plus lots of crickets.
Spyro: OK, OK. All we have to do is just make it through right? I'm sure there is a way out.
Chill finds a piece of paper
Chill: Guys, look what I found.
Cynder: A piece of paper? What does this mean?
Spyro: Maybe its a clue to the way out.
Terrafin: I hear something...
Slender man is sneaking around
Spyro: I think we should get away from here lets go.
Chill: Hold on guys, I need to pee.
Cynder: Sigh, m
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep101The Skylanders of Earth are celebrating their victory at Camo'sSkylanders: Messed Up Ep1016 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Eclipse Maiden: I never seen an owl like Skylander before.
Aurora: I know. I never knew I had potential to be a Skylander at all.
Void: These banana berry smoothies are delicious! I don't get these on my planet.
Ragnarok: I suppose. Why does everything have to be fruit related?
Floren Bell: Overlord, what are you doing?
Overlord: Well, since we defeated Jack Thompson, I thought I would like to make a song for this day.
Animal: REALLY?! LET'S HEAR THE ****ING SONG!!!
The song plays...
Overlord: I was alone... Day after day... I thought I had to face the greatest threat. I
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep17Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are having a romantic momentSkylanders Messed Up: Ep172 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Flameslinger: Ohhh Stealth Elf, I love you with all my heart.
Stealth Elf: Flamesinger, I love you more than anything.
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are making out
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf: mmmmmm
Lightning Rod bursts through the roof
Lightning Rod: WAAAIIITTT!!!
Flameslinger: HOLY $#!+! Dude you burst through my roof!
Stealth Elf: What in the name of Eon are you doing?!
Lightning Rod: I have to warn you about something!
Flameslinger: You better have a good reason why I shouldn't sue you!
Lightning Rod: You're siblings!
Flameslinger and Stealth Elf: O_O'... AAAAAAHHHHH!!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep20Cynder is fixing up her house and sees a picture of SpyroSkylanders: Messed Up Ep201 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Sigh, Spyro, how I love you so much...
Cynder kisses the picture
Knock knock
Cynder: Who is it?
Whirlwind: Its me Cynder, open up!
Cynder: (Having Whirlwind as a friend is one thing but having her as a room mate is Outlands) You have the key use it.
Whirlwind: I lost it!
Cynder: Sigh...
Cynder opens the door
Whirlwind: About time! I need a drink!
Cynder: Whirlwind, are you drunk again?
Whirlwind: No I'm not! You're drunk!
Cynder: You need to stop going to Camo's.
Whirlwind: You need to stop eyeing on my boyfriend!
Cynder: Who Sunburn?
Whirlwind: Not that red chi
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep46(Since the release of Skylanders Giants is underway, I decided to put the few I know in the comedies and it goes a little something like this. ;))Skylanders: Messed Up Ep461 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Drill Sergeant encounters Bouncer
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY?
Bouncer: Ummm, what?
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY, ITS ME DRILL SERGEANT! :D
Bouncer: I have a son? Woah little dude. I'm not sure if I even known or met you kid.
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DON'T YOU REMEMBER DADDY? YOU'RE AN ARKYEAN ROBOT LIKE ME. YOU CREATED ME SINCE YOU'RE A GIANT.
Bouncer: All I remember is that I used to be a basketball player and I went pro. That is until the Arkyean factory shut down. :S Then, the
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep80Its a happy moment in SkylandsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep808 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Say Spyro, whose getting married?
Spyro: Flameslinger and Stealth Elf are getting married. :)
Cynder: Awww, thats romantic. :D
Lightning Rod: I always cry at these moments. :')
Stealth Elf is walking up the altar
Voodood: It is my pleasure to bring these two to holy matrimony.
Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are smiling at each other
Voodood: May I have the rings?
Whisper Elf brings up the rings... and trips cutely
All: Awwww...
Whisper Elf: :3
Voodood: Thank you. Now, whoever disagrees with them being together, let them speak now or forever hold there peace.
Jet-Vac suddenly comes out
Jet-Vac
Skylander Pre-School Ep1Its Skylander Pre-School :3Skylander Pre-School Ep16 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Trigger Snappy: Ms. Boom, Ms. Boom!!!
Sonic Boom: What is it Trigger Snappy? ^__^
Trigger Snappy: Where do babies come from?
Sonic Boom: Oh that. Well, when a man and a woman really like each other, they hold hands and then monthes later, the woman's belly gets really big and a baby is born. ^__^
Trigger Snappy: WOW!!! Thats so cool. You're a woman right?
Sonic Boom: (This little kid) Yes Trigger Snappy I am. ^__^'
Trigger Snappy: C'mon... Get fat... :(
Sonic Boom: Trigger Snappy, it'll only work when you become a man yourself. ^___^'
Trigger Snappy: But, I thought I was a man? :(
Sonic Boom: You're a l
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep64Its Skylander pre-school :3Skylanders: Messed Up Ep6410 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Sonic Boom: OK kids. We're going to the Skylander zoo. ^__^
All: Yay!
Terrabite: I can't wait to see the sheep. They're my favorite animal.
Whisper Elf: I don't like sheep. They have big teeth. :O
Gill Runt: What's a sheep?
Trigger Snappy: Its a green thing with big teeth!
Terrabite: Nooo. Its a black thing with white cotton balls on its butt.
Gill Runt: Do they have wings?
Whisper Elf: YES! They have... one, two, green, purple, four!
Whisper Elf sticks up 6 fingers
Gill Runt: Wooow~. :O
Sonic Boom arrives with lunch bags
Sonic Boom: OK kids. Here are your sandwiches. ^____^
Trigger Snappy: Are there
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 97Eon appears in snivy9000's tvSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 976 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Eon: snivy9000, Skylands is under attack from Jack Thompson and we need your help!
snivy9000: OMG, my snivy is evolving!!! :D
Eon: snivy9000? Are you listening?!
snivy9000: Shut up! This is an important moment for me! My cute snivy is evolving into a servine!!! :3
Eon: Thats not important! Skylands-
snivy9000: EXCUSE ME?! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?!!! Just for that, Skylands can be destroyed for all I care.
Eon: If you don't help us, Jack Thompson will attack the world of Pokemon.
snivy9000: ... So, my snivy will be in danger as well?
Eon: Yes.
snivy9000: Jack Thompson is as good as dead then! What d
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep63Its raining again...Skylanders: Messed Up Ep6310 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Kaos: Glumshanks! What is THIS?!!!
Glumshanks: Sigh, it looks like a music video.
Kaos: I know that you idiot! How can the Skylanders have more views on their videos than me?!
Glumshanks: Well, you don't have a music video sir.
Kaos: Hmmm, a music video. YES! I'm so INTELLIGENT! I'll make a video so much better than those Skylander fools that everyone will start worshipping ME! You hear that ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Glumshanks: Yeah, whatever...
Video begins
Kaos: Let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the ground, let the Skylands hit the... GROOOOUUUUUNNND!!!!
Glums
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep89Eon appears in 678walleby's tvSkylanders: Messed Up Ep898 months ago in Comedy More Like This
678walleby: What the? Is this a glitch?
Eon: This is not a glitch young portal master. Skylands is in grave danger and we need your help!
678walleby: Whats wrong? I can buy more Skylanders. :O
Eon: The Skylanders aren't strong enough to face this new evil. Skylands is under attack by a villain called Jack Thompson and we need Skylanders from Earth to help us!
678walleby: But, Earth doesn't have Skylanders.
Eon: You can create one. Think of your greatest Skylander. Who will help us against this new threat?
678walleby: Hmmm, I know! Hazzelle, she'll help you! She's my greatest Skylander!
Hazzelle is create
Skylanders Messed Up: Ep 12Spyro and Cynder are out on a dateSkylanders Messed Up: Ep 122 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cynder: Oh Spyro. I missed you so much.
Spyro: Cynder. I couldn't think of a single moment without you.
Spyro and Cynder are about to kiss until...
Boomer: Awww how cute... BLOW IT UP!!!
Spyro: Boomer?! Dammit can we have some privacy?
Cynder: Stop trolling Boomer! Just go away!
Boomer: Nahh. Don't feel like it! I just feel making your special night A BLAST!!!
Boomer conjures up a big bomb and gives it to Spyro.
Boomer: This autta BLOW HER MIND tonight! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Boomer runs away laughing
Spyro: Boomer! You son of a-
BOOM!
Cynder: Ummm Spyro?
Spyro: Sigh, I hate trolls...
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 32Its the Skylanders versus the Elder ElementalsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 321 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: They take, steal, and rob everything from us and they get to live priveleged lives while we law abidding Skylanders work hard for Skylands and pay high taxes for upgrades!!!
All of the Skylanders:
Spyro: Will we let them continue?!
All of the Skylanders: No!
Spyro: Why?!
All of the Skylanders: Because we are the 99%!!!
Eon arrives
Eon: Skylanders! Skylands is under attack! You all need to-
Terrafin: No way fool! We are not working till we get equal tax breaks!
Eon: What are you talking about?
Whirlwind: The Elder Elementals are paying fewer taxes than us yet, they're not doing a
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep99Eon appears in Whattheheckz's tvSkylanders: Messed Up Ep996 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Whattheheckz: What the heck?!
Eon: Whattheheckz, Skylands is under attack and we need your help!
Whattheheckz: OK, whats going on?!
Eon: A villain by name of Jack Thompson is trying to destroy Skylands and we need Skylanders from Earth.
Whattheheckz: But, Earth doesn't have any Skylanders. Where can I find them?
Eon: You have to create one from your deepest thoughts. Who is the strongest Skylander you can think of?
Whattheheckz: Solarburst is my strongest. He's extremely powerful.
Solarburst is created
Solarburst: I am a being of pure energy!!!
Whattheheckz: WITHOUT PANTS!!! D:
Solarburst: Yes... So
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep67Its Skylander pre-school :3Skylanders: Messed Up Ep679 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Sonic Boom: OK kids, its story time. ^____^
Everyone: Yay!
Trigger Snappy: Whats the story called?
Sonic Boom: Its called Burnout's Big Party.
Everyone: Ooooh...
Sonic Boom: Once upon a time, there was a dragon. Her name was Burnout. She enjoyed eating pizza and spending time with her best friend Wrecking Ball. One day, it was Burnout's birthday. Wrecking Ball wanted to surprise her. He was thinking long and hard on what to get her. Hmmm, said Wrecking Ball, what should I get for Burnout for her birthday? He thought of pizza but, she ate that last week. He thought of a blue butterfly, but he had no money. He
A Skylander ThanksgivingLightning Rod tells the young children of Skylands a storyA Skylander Thanksgiving6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Lightning Rod: Gather around kids. I'm going to tell you all a story. :)
All: Yay!!!
Whisper Elf: Whats the story this time?!
Lightning Rod: Its the story of Thanksgiving. ^__^
Gill Runt: You mean the day when we eat sheep?! I LOVE SHEEP!!!
Terrabite: ME TOO!!!
Lightning Rod: Thanksgiving is not all about eating sheep, fruit and turkey legs. Its about being thankful, family, and joy. :)
Trigger Snappy: Really? :O
Lightning Rod: Yes. It goes like this. Once upon a time when Skylands was nothing more pieces of land...
Spyro: Cynder. Are you ready yet?
Cynder: I'm ready... Jus
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