The Tale of the Sexy AxelOnce upon a time, in the world of tomorrow, there was a purple trailer. In that trailer lived a viciously violent, sexified pyromaniac named Axel. He lived in that trailer, with only the company of Giovanni the incredibly moody, manically depressed goldfish.The Tale of the Sexy Axel8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
One day, Axel got up, wandered to the fridge, and consumed a placid breakfast of ominous frosted flakes.
He smiled sluggishly at Tony the Tiger, pensively drawing a little top hat on his head and a terse moustache on his face, with his favourite dainty purple magic marker.
SUDDENLY! The fashion police arrived on the scene, in a huge shrivelled pimpmobile. Yes, that same pimpmobile used by Princess Peach in the almighty Mario Kart Double Dash. Out of the pimpmobile hopped Waluigi and Baby Luigi. They raced over to Axel.
"DUDE! That leather body suit of yours is so yesterday! You need an upgrade! Right, Baby Lui?"
Baby Luigi would've answered, had he not been a baby, incapable of forming discreet, intelligent sentences ... just like
Sunflowers"Lith-u-a-ni-aaa~~"Sunflowers6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Russia opened yet another door, smiling widely before it instantly fell. Lithuania wasn't in here either.
He let the wooden door swing close with a sigh, "Where is Lithuania, da?" He mumbled as he made his way thought his house. He'd nearly searched every single room and yet the boy was nowhere to be seen, he hadn't spotted the other two Baltic countries all day either
Opening another door he didn't bother with the happy greeting, instead looking inside gloomily, "Lithuania?" He asked.
A small squeal followed and Latvia jumped out from behind a bookcase, shivering in fear as Russia sighed. "A-A-ah, R-Russia-san!" He hastily greeted as Russia made his way into the room.
"Na, Latvia, where's Lithuania?" He asked.
Latvia squeaked and jumped again. "I-I-I'm not sure, I haven't seen him all day." Latvia was jumpier than usual, more shifty eyed than natural, Russia reached out a hand in questioning and Latvia yelped before running away.
Russia let out another sigh, feelin
Charmant Cul RenjiXIchigo c.3 YAOICharmant Cul RenjiXIchigo c.3 YAOI4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ichigo looked at the ceiling as the bandanna laid across his neck, the wind from the night sky drifted into his room, making the young adult shake involuntarily. The strawberry rolled his head over to the right, glancing at his window and then he jerked the bandanna off of his neck. It's been two whole days since he's received the cloth, and he takes it everywhere with him, just in case the moronic man would actually come looking for it.
'That's absurd.' Ichigo thought to himself, rolling over completely on his right side. He held the bandanna to his nose, but it was gently touching his rose petal lips, making him close his eyes. Why did he feel so bad?
"It's not like I killed my lover." He said aloud, but it sounded weird, as if he was lying to himself. He opened his eyes awkwardly. "I'm not like that. I'm straight, I like women. I like women " He repeated this, but the cloth never once left his lips, the smell of the pineapple circled around his words and choked them from Ichigo
Gakuen SpamanoGakuen Spamano6 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Lovino wandered around the school grounds with his twin, Veniciano. Even with sporting the school outfits, the Italian brothers had added their usual touch of appeal to keep the saying of "The Italians are lovers". Though the whole school wore just about the exact same outfit, the Italian brothers somehow did something to themselves that added that special touch that made it work. It might've been the way that they would flirt with any girl they came in contact with. It also very well could've been that look in their eyes, the way they would half-dreamily look at their targets. They would say things like, "Che bellezza!" and "Sei irresistibile!" while capturing various hearts.
Sure, the boys were jealous that some of them had trouble hitting on the girls as well as the Italians did, but they couldn't get tips from them. After all, even though the school was extremely multicultural and had at least one person from every country, there were only two Italians, and they couldn't just give
Intro to PropmakingIntro to Propmaking4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
FX School of Hard Knocks: Intro to the world of Propmaking.
OK a lot of nice people have written to me saying they want to learn how to do what I do and was wondering if I can share some secrets over NOTEs.
I don't want to seem like I'm blowing off you guys who are noobs to the Prop making but there are a few things you need to know before you waste money and time to find out this is not what you had in mind. So this is me giving you a basic picture of what it is like - in words.
First thing you guys need to know is "Prop Making" deals with making REAL LIFE PHYSICAL PROPS THAT ARE MADE WITH CHEMICALS AND A LOT OF MONEY COSTING MATERIALS THAT COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. We make Real Things that can be seen and touched. We are not making drawings or concept art or some imaginary thing. So anything that is physical will need a lot of production time, creative skill, mental energy and a Whole Lotta materials!
Materials cost money:
- If you want to get into prop making, yo
The End of EvilThe End of Evil4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The fears of our world,
Starvation, maladies, war,
All like a group of soldiers
Attacking our world, our home,
Taking the innocent away,
Making their loved ones grieve and despair
As if their hearts were ripped out of their chests.
But, one day, these soldiers,
This burden on our shoulders,
Will be uplifted.
For we will come together as one race,
And will make these fears disappear.
Not only to avenge the innocent,
But to mold a better future for our next generation.
Then, parents will no longer stay up at night,
Worrying about where they will get the food for their family's next meal,
Children will not cry themselves to sleep
Because of being made fun of at school,
And a family member will not need to pray every second of the day,
Hoping their loved one was not killed in the line of duty.
Because, for once,
Each and every one of us will stand,
Hand in hand, side by side,
To stand up for justice, hope, and joy,
And our home will be filled with peace at last.
would you see me ....would you see me ....4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
would you see me ....
if you see me
Do you see a girl,
actually quite pretty,
just something she grieved,
But you can not see what it is.
grübbelst and you think,
she is happy
It is sad,
But you're wrong.
you knew me,
just as no one knows me,
würdets you might see me,
just as no one sees me,
you would see
that it is painful,
The pain is so strong
that he almost eats me.
that there is fear,
The fear is so strak,
that she almost swallowed me.
and that it's desire,
The longing is so strong
that it kills you.
But why all this?
I hope that you think you can be yourself,
if you see me
I look like I can see no other
so clearly and distinctly,
that it can really only be one thing.
because only love brings these emotions high,
because I know
that they can never be.
it will never know
what's wrong with me,
what is going on inside me,
because the key to my heart he will not.
A Wolf's LullabyA Wolf's Lullaby10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Looking through my opened window
Unable to sleep at all
I hear a wolf's cry
Full of sadness and pain
At the sound of it I start to cry
Running into the forest with only my pjs
I follow the trails of wolves
Looking for wounded soul that cried
Finding the wounded animal
Knowing it's about to die
I get on my knees and craddle it's head
Singing a wolf's lullaby
Several years later unable to sleep again
I hear the sound of wolves crying
Full of happiness and rejoice
I fall asleep at the sound of a wolf's lullaby
Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P3Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P3
You walked out of school sad.
Even though you were a little bit closer to seeing Arthur, you didn't actually see him.
You kept walking down the street, kicking pebbles as you left for your house.
I hope I see you soon Arthur...
It was the end of the day and he still couldn't find _____.
What if she was hiding from me? He thought sadly.
He walked out the school, still in his thoughts when he finally saw you.
"_____!" He called your name, but you couldn't hear him over all the noise.
He changed his direction, and went to follow you.
You were pretty close to your house when you started hearing footsteps.
Because of all the horror movies you watched, you instantly thought he was going to kill you.
You walked a little faster but not by much, just so the person following you wouldn't notice it.
You sighed in relief once you reached your house, knowing that for tonight, you'd be safe.
Time (Addressed to Civilian Girls)Time (Addressed to Civilian Girls)Time (Addressed to Civilian Girls)4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You think you know it all
That what we have isn't as good as you
Your men come home at the end of everyday
Your love is iron clad so you say
But for me time is valuable
For my love is gone from me
And I treasure every moment
When you complain that they don't listen or spend enough time
I can tell you I would give anything to be in your shoes
To be allowed more time
For time with a sailor is anything but easy
But I wouldn't give it up for anything
Or trade a single second
So I continue waiting
Christianity and HomosexualitySo a lot of times, the reason people are against homosexuality (or bisexuality, etc), it has to do with religious beliefs, namely the Abrahamic trio (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam), and, most vocally in the West, Christianity.Christianity and Homosexuality3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
I would like to do some exploration of that.
First, let’s talk about what is said in the Old Testament.
A student essay I’ve read revealed that a verse in Levitcus, one most often cited, was mistransliterated to mean to be against homosexuality, when it was originally against sleeping with your partner for reasons other than sex;
The National Gay Pentecostal Alliance (NGPA) has analyzed the Leviticus verse in great detail to produce a word-for-word translation of the original Hebrew. In English, with minimal punctuation added, they rendered it as: “And with a male thou shalt not lie down in beds of a woman; it is an abomi
EnglandxReader: Family MorningsEnglandxReader: Family Mornings3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You smiled as you sat up in bed. Pulling the sheets closer to your body you looked over at your sleeping husband. He was snoring. Mouth hanging open, drooling on the pillow.
Brushing a bit of hair out of his face you leaned down and kissed him gently on the cheek. You always got up this early to make him tea and breakfast before he woke up. Slipping out of bed you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.
He was trying to pull you back in his sleep. Gingerly you disentangled his arms from you and slipped on your bathrobe.
You made him his tea and some eggs and toast.
Mama, a little voice from the kitchen whispered. You turned to see Matthew.
What is it baby?
Matthew was holding his toy bear to his chest, Im hungry can we have pancakes?
You shook your head, How about toast?
The ten year old sighed, but nodded and sat at the kitchen table rubbing his eyes.
A few mintues later rapid footsteps were heard, MA!
America's IndependenceAmerica's Independence5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
England came up to a house, his emerald eyes narrowed and his hands clenched into tight fights. He glared at the house, anger pulsing up inside of him. This was madness! It had to be stopped. England marched up to the door and knocked on it, rather hard. It was more of a banging than a knocking. England waited outside of the house for a few moments. Soon, the door was answered. The one who answered the door was the owner of the house. A blond haired boy opened the door and he looked at England. The blue eyed boy stared at England for a moment, his eyes wide with shock, but then they narrowed as they stared at the elder country. "What do you want?" America asked, his voice icy.
England was slightly surprised by the ice in America's voice, but, he didn't drop his angry gaze. "I wanted to talk to you." England said, his voice cold as well. "I want this fighting to stop! You can't survive on your own. This is insanity." England said. America glared at England, his blue eyes fil
Chapter 1 American fun! APH fanfiction by meChapter 1 American fun! APH fanfiction by me4 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
"Carousel? Uhh, how about the rides? Oh! And the burgers...You're gonna love it!" Alfred said in excitement, while Arthur was dragged by his hand. "Hold on a second! I don't even eat burgers..and rides? I don't have any clue what rubish that is!" He answered to himafter trying to keep up with him. Alfred's expression went blank and he suddenly stopped walking, instantly grasping his sholders and firmly shook him. "Wait! You've never been to the fair or anything like that, huh? Duuuuuude! Your totally missing out!" Grumbling and letting his eyes close in annoyance, Arthur shoved him off and sighed.
"I've heard of them, yes...but I have never gotten into such things."
As they took a bus there England wasin't gonna let 'them riding on a bus' slide past Alfred. "Why did we take the bus, it stinks and people keep staring at--don't you drive!?" Alfred chuckled and placed his palm atop Arthur's head. "This, is faster..And did you think I knew how to get there yet? They just opened Bro'." Arth
sasuke thingsasuke thing4 years ago in Settings More Like This
S-save me from this madness!!
My mind is going insane!!'
It h-hurts so much!
S-so much regret!
SO much sorrow!
Please..someone save me..
from my own madness..
I'm tired of shedding so much blood..
I've had enough..
My eyes are wide open..
I'm sitting up looking at my blood stained hands..
My mind..It's going..it's going..
China X Reader: Crush (Oneshot)You're in the middle of World Conference, as usual, noisy, and no agreements have been made. They're talking about your country, the (Insert country name) They've been thinking whose country you'll merge...China X Reader: Crush (Oneshot)4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Russia would say: "Become one with me, da?" or England would say: "She'll become my underling!"
Since you're a new country, you're so nervous because they might arrange a war with you if you don't follow them, so you just stay quiet if possible...
A certain Chinese sat beside you, actually your long time crush
"They're really noisy aren't they?" he said
Wolf's CryWolf's Cry8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A wolf basks beneath the night,
Gasping the air below the moons light,
Howling at the rays of midnight sky,
Bewildering the moment with an inner sigh,
I stand alone
In the darkness of this rugged land,
Where nothing can go hand in hand,
Staring into the sky through eyes wistfully,
Into a realm where I can never be truly,
Be on my own
Once I belonged to a pack,
Where trails of footprints go in track,
As we ventured into the mountains bliss,
Where nothing can be seen in the abyss,
I felt so alone
At a time when I needed them most,
My brethren were in the forest lost,
As I journeyed through the woods of Faerie,
Lost in the sensation of a moonlight ferry,
For all the brethren who had lied,
For every lone wolf who had died,
For the hunt where we never succeeded,
For the forest we had never seceded,
For the lost that will never be bribed.
As I wail a lupine howl through the night sky,
An answer to the moon, this is my wo
The Light in the DarknessThe Light in the DarknessThe Light in the Darkness4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She panted, heart pounding as she stood in the center of town. She could hear the blood coursing through the veins in her ears, sounding like the roar of a distant ocean. Her mind was numb, barely registering where she was or that she was covered with a sticky red substance, the pungent scent of copper filling the air. Her eyes slowly fell to an object on the ground: a stained knife that glinted in the midday sun. Next to it was a growing red pool. Her eyes trained on the pool and slowly moved to its source.
The deed had been done.
Luna's Moon hung high above Equestria, its gentle rays bathing the countryside in an eerie glow as it slowly trekked across the cobalt-hued sky. Near Ponyville, the light illuminated a lone figure winging somewhat less gracefully than normal above the town. It was very late and she was exhausted, but Rainbow Dash didn't ca
Much Of MuchnessMuch Of Muchness4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am not who I was yesterday.
I'm afraid I don't know who I am today.
I t h o u g h t I knew this morning,
But I'm afraid I'm not so sure anymore.
I'm not certain my muchness, isverymuchatall.
If you ask me to explain myself,
That's just a task that I cannot do.
Is it because Iammad?
Or am I?
You see, that question is like a riddle,
Maybe we'll n e v e r know.
Just like we'll never know why a r a v e n is like a w r i t i n g - d e s k.
Yaoi Slave ShopYaoi Slave Shop7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Allow me to take you back to a world that no longer exists. A world that had such cruel segregation that children of unwanted traits were treated no better than abused animals, doomed to only know the dark existence of slavery. Slave shops loomed every corner, selling the innocent for work, sex, fighting, or anything the master wished them to be. In this realm, those born with light hair and blue eyes were considered people, but those unlucky enough to be born with dark hair and brown eyes were worse than dogs.
The story I am about to tell, brings us back to a boy better known as Sami. We find him locked in a dirty cage at the far reaches of a slave shop. The boy had recently been sold from an abusive owner, who bought a new slave to take his place. Sami's pale and scared skin reflected the type of life he had lived. On him were nothing but a pair of dirty shorts three sizes too big, only held on by a sl
100 Themes Art Challenge100 Themes Art Challenge100 Themes Art Challenge5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
13. Mother's love
15. Phone Call
24. Water Nymph
25. Bad Priest
31. Black Board
32. Long dress
34. Creamy Wash (It's facial foam that will turn into a creamy thing when used. If you have no facial foam like this in your place/city/country, just change it to regular facial foam.. = =
38. Little girl
46. Angel of Aurora
53. Love in the air