MakeYourOwn FAT SHAKE -recipe-MakeYourOwn FAT SHAKE -recipe-4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
For one serving, you will need:
2 Hostess® Sno Balls® (one package)
1 cup vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup milk
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
Red food coloring
1. Place all ingredients in a blender. Use 8 drops of food coloring. Cut the Sno Balls® into quarters, and use only 6 quarters (one and a half Sno Balls® total--what you do with the last half is up to you).
2. Blend until smooth.
3. Serve in a tall glass with a straw, and enjoy.
White Chocolate Coconut Cookies RecipeWhite Chocolate Coconut Cookies Recipe3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1 cup butter (stick kind)
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon honey
1 cup shredded coconut
2 cups flour
1/2 bag of white chocolate chips or chunks
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Take the butter and place in a microwave-safe bowl. Heat until soft, or melted.
Add the butter, sugars, eggs, baking soda, salt, honey, and vanilla together in a large mixing bowl. Mix until well blended, perferably with an electric mixer, but a large spoon will also do. Add the coconut. Mix until blended. Then mix in the flour, one cup at a time, until blended. Then add the chocolate.
Spray a cookie sheet with non-stick cooking spray, then add a cereal spoonful of the cookie dough, arranged in 3X4 rows. Place in the oven, and cook for 9-10 minutes. The cookies will be done when their edges turn a golden-brown color. But if you want to play it safe, stick a toothpick into one of the cookies. If it comes out clean, t
Daylight's EndDaylight's End3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Solari marched decisively, heading to the Temple of The Sun. The crimson light of the late dusk reflected on her armor and colored her long curls in a ruby red. Soon, she entered the Temple, and wandered around the familiar corridors. Her steps led her to her final destination, the Main Room.
"Ask not the Sun, why she sets. Why she shrouds her light away. Or why she hides her glowing gaze..." a familiar, yet still captivating, voice echoed in the vast hall. A voice the woman expected to hear.
"When night turns crimson, gold to grey...I knew you would be here, Diana." Leona continued.
The other lady was standing in the middle of the Room. She was also in full armor but hers seemed almost otherworldly, as if it was tainted with blood. into the clear scarlet light of the sunset. Her white hair, a pale white, though blood-stained rose. Her dark eyes were its thorns.
"You still remember the song, Leona?" the fallen Solari asked, but
How to make Muffin-Tin PiesHow to make Muffin-Tin Pies3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
This is a really fun recipe I use for the Holidays and parties! ^-^
The steps listed below will make approximately one/one-and-a-half batches of twelve mini mixed-berry pies. Just use a regular muffin tin, and you can use paper muffin cups if you like, but if you don't I recommend spraying the ENTIRE muffin tin (not just the cups) before putting in the dough to help them come out easier.
The Oven will need to be pre-heated to 350 degrees before the pies can go in the oven.
2 1/2 cups flour
1/4 cup sugar
2 teaspoons of salt
1/2 cup shortening (I generally use Crisco)
3/4 cup butter (chilled)
6 Tablespoons of ice water
Making the dough:
1.) Cut up butter into medium-sized cubes and return it to the refrigerator for later use.
2.) Cut up the shortening and drop in chunks into a bowl of ice water.
3.) In a separate bowl (large), combine flour, sugar and salt and then mix well.
3.) After they are chilled, remove the shortening from ice water, the but
Recipe: Lightning Chocolate CakeRecipe: Lightning Chocolate Cake3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Ey, nice ta see yew folks again! This time I got one'uh my pers'nal fav'rites for ya: th' fastest dang chocolate cake yew ever made from scratch! Well, I mean, it takes a while ta bake an' all, but it only takes 'bout ten minutes ta throw t'gether.
Preheat yer oven ta 375 degrees. Fahrenheit a'course.
You will need:
~3 cups flour, sifted
~2 cups sugar
~2 teaspoons baking soda
~2/3 cup cocoa powder, not th' Dutch kind, th' regular.
~5/8 cup corn oil... What kinda measurement is that? Call it half a cup.
~1 tablespoon cider vinegar, or white vinegar if ya don't have th' cider kind.
~1 tablespoon vanilla extract
~2 cups medium-strong coffee, caffeinated or not
~Yew c'n add stuff like chocolate chips, nuts, fruit or whatever ya want!
Okay, seriously, all ya gotta do is sift th' dry stuff t'gether, mix in th' liquids an' pour it inta a greased bakin' dish. This'n fills an 8x12" pan. Then ya chuck it in th' oven fer 35-40 minutes. Yew c'n tell it's done if ya stick a skewer in it an' it com
Red velvet cake recipe Rainbow Dash EditionRed velvet cake recipe Rainbow Dash Edition4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
How to make red velvet cupcakes out of Rainbow Dash
(No Rainbow Dashes were harmed in the making of these cupcakes)
This is a guide on how to make cupcakes that I think cupcakes made from pony flesh would look like. That is to say the cake itself is red, and the frosting is light blue, but not from pony hide or guts, from food coloring!! These can be made from scratch, and as such, do not have to be red if you are squeamish, but that is just the convention (though convention is with white frosting, not blue, and red sugar sprinkles, not rainbow, but shh!).
These are really yummy tasting and I recommend you make these, nao! This can also be used for a full on cake once you have the batter and frosting, but these instructions end in cupcakes, so sweet and tasty! This is also written for people who don't know baking very well, like me (even though I am somehow good at it). I also add some humor, so if you don't like that, why are you watching My Little Pony?
This is my cousin Susan's reci
I love youThrough the goodness that we knowI love you3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Through the cold and bitter snow
Even if this world will turn us insane
No matter how much pain
We will leave behind the problems of the past
Facing the future at a long last
New problems will surely arise
But when I look at your pretty eyes
That's the moment when I just know
Together we will always pull through
Because I love you
Sea-Salt Ice Cream RecipeSea-Salt Ice Cream Recipe3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sea-Salt Ice Cream
Wire whisk or fork
Medium sized saucepan
Medium sized bowl
1 cup measure
1 teaspoon measure
Ice-cream maker or ice-pop molds or a cooler of liquid nitrogen (optional)
1 heart (optional get it)
1 cup milk
1 cup sugar
1 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
blue and green food coloring (optional)
1. Re-arrange the letters of your name and add an X somewhere.
2. Crack 2 eggs into the bowl and whisk well for a few minutes. A wire whisk works best but a fork can do in a pinch.
3. Add the cup of sugar into the eggs and continue to whisk well until creamy.
4. Heat the milk in the saucepan over medium heat until warmish hot while constantly stirring with the wooden spoon (do not use a metal spoon it will scratch your pot and make the milk burn easier). The milk should be right before boiling, but do not
Drive Safe"H-Hey, um, President Vanellope?" Swizzle stammered, approaching the young president.Drive Safe2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They'd just finished the Roster Race; Vanellope had come in second this time behind Candlehead, but she didn't mind of course. He'd placed third, just behind her, but it didn't do damage to his ego like it normally would.
"Yeah Swizz?" she replied, turning to face him.
He felt a blush rising up, so he looked down at his shoes to hide it.
"Umm, I was just...wondering, Miss President-"
"You can just call me Vanellope, Swizz. It's only president if it's one of those formal meetings or whatever that Dad holds."
"Er, right, sorry; so, I was just...wondering if, I dunno, maybe you'd wanna, um..."
Her big hazel eyes blinked curiously, and he swallowed the lump in his throat.
"Would you wanna...h-hang out with me later? You know, go for a drive or something?"
She stared at him for a moment, and he feared she would say no, or laugh at him, or-
Or say ye
Acnewhen the world is dark, creep, turn on the lampAcne5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
undress in front of the mirror
although I know it will bring on the tears
I can't resist to look
Red. Black. Rancid White. Curse of the teenage years
for most, not so short lived for me
Scarred. Sickly. Disfigured. Hopelessly Hideous.
deterioration since double digits.
changing room rumours fly
as to why I
hide myself away.
why would I deny them?
wouldn't it be easier if my secret was
beautifully tragic, morbidly glamourous?
Indeed, an added pain to my nocturnal ritual does sometimes tempt me,
if only as a distraction.
Sheltered and Spoilt, this suffering is the most I've had to bear.
oh to lie in a hospital bed, hairless, pale and perfect
the truth is I'd bare my back for the tyrant to thrash me
if only it wasn't
The reality conjecture. Monolithic dreamsWhen you live so long among dreams,The reality conjecture. Monolithic dreams2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
they start shaping your reality
When you live so long without...
reality shapes you
A Technicolor LifeA Technicolor Life3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Swirls of hue like memories
Taint the purity of the once white rose
Innocently prevailing a imagery
A image of the known
These rainbowish flurries of color
Paint a ignorant mindset once again
Covering over the corruption
With their technicolor ways
How my dreams fade
Dwelling beneath that rose of life
When they will ever bud again
I shall not be aware
A colorful life in a hand
That can be crushed by a simple grasp
Has a value of far more then such
Therefore resist the urge to touch
The technicolor rose of life.
The contract part 9The contract part 94 years ago in Emotional More Like This
The contract part 9
When I woke up, the ferryman, Jackie and Masami where standing around me "oh my Louise are you ok?" Said the ferryman trying to help me to my feet "w-what happened to me?" I asked hoping one of them knew. "Well I was talking to you and praising you on your skills, and when you walked away I grabbed your arm and wanted to reassure you that the demons won't be a match for you, but the second I touched where your scar was you became a mumbling wreck on the floor begging for mercy." Said the ferryman kneeling down next to me. "Oh that When I was hit by the car my left arm was crushed, they managed to mend all my bones and my arm healed great apart from one scar that stuck out like a saw thumb, when I went back to school a few months later one of the boys at the school grabbed my arm directly on the scar, the pain that shot through me was the single most painful experience I have ever endured as I told him to stop because my arm is still a in bad condit
CanadaxReader - Seven Minutes In HeavenMy fingers swan through random objects in the black top hat. I felt something cool and odd shaped hit my palm. Curious, I pulled at it. Out came a clear, plastic bottle filled with a deep golden topaz liquid, labeled with a red maple leaf. How something this big managed to fit in such a narrow hat was beyond me. I studied the liquid carefully.CanadaxReader - Seven Minutes In Heaven3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Okay, what up with the syrup?” America demanded, his eyes skimming the room.
“Um, that’s mine…” A timid voice answered behind Alfred, but he hardly took notice.
“Seriously, dudes, who put this in the hat?” He asked again, clearly becoming annoyed.
“I did, America.” The same small voice answered. I tilted my head to focus on the space behind Alfred. A blond with a stubborn spiral curl, and purple eyes, in a red Canadian flag hoodie came into view.
“Canada?” I brushed America aside, as I stepped back to meet him.
“Y-you can see me?” He asked, his blue-purple eyes
Devil in a TailcoatWritten by: Shinigami-no-MikoDevil in a Tailcoat3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
September 14, 2012
Devil in a Tailcoat
"Yes my Lord," the words roll off my tongue with ease.
In anyone's eyes I am a humble servant wanting to please.
Together we've created an impenetrable shell,
No one would believe when this ends I'll drag you to hell.
Enduring any and all humiliation,
I follow your commands with out protestation.
Together we're rising to the task,
Come now Lord, let's put on our masks.
I'll groom you, I'll guide you, I'll guard you,
But nothing is honorable in what I do.
Yours is the pure soul which must remain,
Something everyone seems too eager to obtain.
Time continues to ebb and flow
Not soon before long my efforts will show.
Watching from the shadows with arrogance and greed,
Not soon before long you'll fill my sinister need.
Various drabbles-----Various drabbles2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You scowled, slacking a sigh as the Danish duke stepped up to you. Why did it have to be him of all people! You grumbled, your cheeks flushing pink slightly. The blond had been teasing you for pretty much your entire life and now your mother asked him to be your dance partner?! Wat was she thinking?
Following the usual routine and scowling as usual at his arrogant smirk, which you wouldn’t admit made your heart skip a beat, you curtsied to him – though only sinking through your knees a micromillimeter.
He bowed, one of his hand reaching to embrace yours. Stepping closer to you, he placed his other on your waist whilst you softly touched his shoulder.
A sidestep here, a delicate twirl there – just the usual. It was so boring, making your mind race with possibilities to make it more interesting. Suddenly you had what you thought was a brilliant idea and you immediately set about to complete it. Tightening your gip on his shoulder, you smiled wistfully at him and p
AmericaxLonely!reader part twopart 2 YAY!!!!!AmericaxLonely!reader part two3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"If it makes you feel better i have something to tell you."
you looked up
"what," you asked
"_-______ I love you."
he pulled you into a bear hug, you started sobbing,tears gently stung your (e/c) eyes and blurred your vision,
"Please don't cry," He said brushing away the tears from your eyes and stroking your (h/l) (h/c) hair, with gentle hands, looking at you with his blue eyes pleading through his glasses,
"I love you too." You said looking down and stuffing your Ipod and ear buds into your sweatpants pocket, trying to avoid his eyes feeling if you looked up it would just be a dream and he wouldn't be there just like a hallucination.
With his index finger and thumb he lifted your head so you were looking at him, answering your question to if he was really there, he leaned forward and pulled you in for a kiss, you noted he tasted like chocolate despite all the fast food he ate,his kiss was gentle and loving,
his tongue gently brushed your bottom
Make Pasta Not War (Reader Insert)(Name) glared at the young master. She hated how he didn't let her and her brother, Feliciano, make pasta. The man wouldn’t even let her go near his piano! She paced back and forth, determined to get into that kitchen and make some pizza with her brother whether Roderick liked it or not.Make Pasta Not War (Reader Insert)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Now then, (Name), I am leaving to go do some things, and I will leave Elizabeta here to watch you. Do not go near my piano, or make pizza. Obey Elizabeta without any question. Now then do you have any questions?” Roderick explained.
“Oh great young master” She started sarcastically, “all I have to say is this: Give me pizza, or give me war.”
He just shook his head, “Elizabeta I am
Living with the Kirkland Brothers (KBXReader) Pt.3Splat, splat, splat. Your footsteps squelched loudly in the mud, raindrops pelting your head from this side and that. It just had to bloody rain the moment you left the library! You ground your teeth together and sprinted the last fifty meters, eager to get out of the sodding rain. Your wet hair clung to you, drops of water still sliding down your face as you stuffed your key in the lock and entered your house. You got rid of your shoes as fast as you could, your socks a sodden heap on the floor. You left a trail as you made your quiet way to the bathroom.Living with the Kirkland Brothers (KBXReader) Pt.31 year ago in Romance More Like This
Getting off your jeans was the hard part but it managed after a moment or five of insane hopping about. Towelling down your hair and body, you shivered as you snuck across the hallway and into your room. You instantly pulled on your flannel pyjamas and some woolly socks. You grabbed the headphones, which were connected to the small amp, hooking up your bass as you did so. You kept the towel on your hair though, listening as y
Party Games :USUK: Part 4Party Games :USUK: Part 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sappy flashback time!~
"England!" little Alfred ran up to the blonde haired man with a big grin on his face. He had just gotten out of the stubborn faze of calling him 'Engwand'. "You're back!"
A tender smile formed on the older man's face, and he bent down the reach the boy's eye level. "Hello, America," he cheerfully piped, ruffling the small mass of his hair. "How was your day?"
Though beneath his smile he was slightly worried and gloomy. Soon, perhaps even in the next few months, he was going to have to leave America for a long time to fend for himself. But he would tell him that later.
"It was okay. Kinda boring without you around," he pouted, trailing towards the new couch. "I played with Mr. Fluff today. Oh by the way, should I change his name? I've been realizing lately that name is really girly."
Arthur sighed, already having given up telling him to stay away from the buffalo. It was h
Accidentally in Love- Chapter One~~~Yao/IvanAccidentally in Love- Chapter One~~~Yao/Ivan3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I walked into my English language class today, looking quite superior to all the other students. I was older than all of them; strange, I know, but that only meant I was wiser. I sat down next to a tall boy with blondish hair. He had a faint smile on his face, almost as if it were permanently there. He turned to me and smiled, “Hello, I am Ivan Braginski.”
He looked very creepy, but I could tell from his accent that he was from Russia, so that explained some things. I sighed a bit, placing my books down on the table, “I am Yao Wang. Now listen here. I do not share answers. I do not pass notes. I do not-”
“I get it,” Ivan smiled at me, “I’m not here to cheat off of you. I’m smart enough to figure things out on my own.”
The boy’s interruption shocked me a little, but I nodded, opening up my book to the page on sentences. English was so confusing. Why couldn’t everyone just learn Mandarin? It’s easy