GolfHere's my idea for a fucking sport! I'll knock a ball into a golfer hole!Golf10 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oh you mean like pool?
Fuck pool! Not with a straight stick with a little fucked up stick! I whack the ball and it goes into the gofer hole!
Oh you mean like croquette?
Fuck croquette! I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away!
Oh like a bowling thing?
Fuck no! Not straight I put shit in the way! Like trees, and bushes, and high grass, so you can lose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron; whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're going to have a stroke… Fuck! That's what we'll call it, a stroke cause every time you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die! Oh wait! Oh here's the better part! Oh fuck this is brilliant! Right near the end I'll put a flat piece with a little flag that gives you fucking hope; but then I'll put a pool and a sand trap to fuck with your ball again! You'll be there whacking at it; jerking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
Fuck no! 18
Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off▲: sUP BABY };)Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: What Is Up Son
▼: Kanaya West Is In The Hizzouse
▲: aWWW DAMN, lOOKS LIKE WE ON OUR WAY TO A SWAG OFF
▼: Yes So It Seems That Way
▼: You May Begin It Is Ladies First After All
▲: wEAK, wEAK ASS BURN, tHAT THING'S BEEN WORKED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES, jUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTOR
▼: Last Time I Recall Your Ancestor Died First
▼: Too Bad You Arent As Strong As Your Ancestor
▲: bITCH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU IS FLAPPIN YO OVER SIZED MOUTH OFF TO
▲: i'M THE ONE AND ONLY SWAG ASS SUMMONER
▲: yOU STANDIN IN THE PRESENCE OF SWAG ROYALTY
▼: Well Step Aside Young Jester And Make Way For The Swag Queen
▼: All The Subjects Best Be Stepping Aside Because My Swag Burns Those Who Touch Me
▼: Dont Be A Fool And Get Out Of The Way Son Our You Will Get Burned
▲: yO SWAG IS COLD AS ICE COMPARED TO HOW HOT MINE BE
▲: yOU AIN'T NOTHIN MORE
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 2Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
About ten years pass by. Kurai, Yuki, and Kage were all doing well for themselves. Kurai and Yuki taught Kage many things over the years; skills and abilities that would aid him in his life. Kage was eager to learn, although sometimes forgetful of key attributes; such as when you climb a tree, you need to keep your claws unsheathed or else you fall, which he did; many times.
Over time he mastered his claws and climbing abilities, and had mastered his parkour skills as well. He wasn’t allowed to go out and ‘hunt’ like his father did in the city; so he spent a lot of his time chasing after animals and or birds. He never killed them unless they were big enough to eat though.
Kurai and Yuki had taken Kage to the city only a few times to teach him about it. Kage wasn’t allowed to go to the city unsupervised, so the visits were always fun and wondrous to him.
They didn’t allow Kage to go without one of them because of the dangers of the city. Humans could be arm
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 2Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Next day at the academy
"Now we will start the test so take a deep breath and stay focused you have a full
Hour to finish it" Said Iruka
Then Iruka sensei gave the whole class the test papers
"Good Luck .. and now start" Said Iruka
After an hour
"That was a piece of cake" Said Sakura while heading to Sasuke, "How did you do in the test Sasuke-Kun?"
Then I saw Sasuke lift his head while looking at Sakura with an annoyed face
"It's none of your business Sakura" Said Sasuke
"I answered all the questions believe it !!!" Naruto Yelled
"You look happy brother" I Said
"That's true , and its because I always sleep and fail but now I'm closer to be the next Hokage" Said Naruto
I was smiling to my cheerful brother then I sat again next to Sasuke
As I was looking at Naruko's smiley face (Do I like her? This cant be …) In Sasuke's Thought's
"Hmm? Is there something wrong Sasuke?" Said Naruko
"N-no what makes you say that?" I Replied
"Oh never mind hehe" Said Naru
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - PrologueForgotten Past - Part 1 - Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagekao looked out at the sky. It was a beautiful blue, fluffy white clouds drifted by the hot sun lazily. Birds sang their happy songs joyfully as they swooped through the air. It was midday; too soon to go out and ‘play.’
Kage was sitting on the roof of a house, just thinking to himself. His hood was down and his black and white striped scarf was flowing in the wind. He felt odd, like something was there, but then again it wasn’t. The feeling made him feel depressed and sad. He felt like he was forgetting something important, and he desperately wanted to remember it.
Someone else climbed onto the roof and approached him. Kage turned his head to see who it was. He turned and looked back at the sky when he saw who it was. The person had on a beige fur lined gray hoodie along with a fox mask. The face on the mask was happy, even though that’s not how he felt.
“何か間違った、カイ？” (Is there
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 15Later in the morningNaruko Uzumaki - Chapter 153 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Okay it's morning already and we need to do something" Said Naruto
"Idiot what can we do?! Did you hear what she said yesterday?" Said Sakura
"I know but .." Said Naruto
"We need to go and look for Kakashi sensei" I Said
"What can he do for us Sasuke-kun?" Sakura Asked
"He's our sensei I think he can do something .. So who will go?" I Said
"I will She's my sister and I'm ready to do anything for her" Said Naruto
"Right , so go now Naruto hurry" Said Sakura
(I'm having a very bad feeling .. like I will lose her what will happen?) In My Thought's
"Sasuke-kun? Where did your head leave and left you?" Sakura Asked
"Nothing " I Said
"Sasuke-kun do you think that .. you know , what Naruko said last night
Is the reason why people treat her badly?" Sakura Asked
"B-but Sasuke-kun .." Sakura Replied
"You're really annoying , everyone deserves to be happy and live in peace not in the darkness!!" I Said
"As you like Sasuke" Said Sa
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 4Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the academy
Naruto's pov :
"Naruto where are you going?" Sasuke's asked me
"Sasuke.... Naruko is late i must go I'm worried" I answered
(I have a bad feeling myself) Sasuke thoughts "I'm going with you loser" Sasuke told Naruto
"Ok lets go!!" I shouted
On the way we saw a guy with black coat and a laying body on the floor and there was a lot of blood
"wha-what happened here?" I shouted
Then me and sasuke went to see what happened here then we saw …
Naruto&Sasuke said: "NARUKO !!!"
Naruko's pov :
"ugh sas... sasuke na ... naruto ... stay away" I said
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NARUKO?!!" Naruto screamed even tears was falling by I could say that Sasuke was shocked
"Naruko ... You bastard you are going to pay for this" Said Sasuke
P.S (Naruto and Sasuke didn't see Itachi's face they couldn't just Naruko)
"hahaha pay for this? You are joking she is going to die ... but i guess i should kill you two first" Said Itachi with a cold voice
(I must move or else ...) I thought to myself
What The Hell Are You Doing Here?What The Hell Are You Doing Here?2 years ago in Horror More Like This
It was nearing midnight. Jeff looked at the bright full moon surrounded by dark clouds. He smirked, time for another one. He approached the house that he had been watching for a while, he had been waiting nearly all day till the time that he felt safe to go inside when the resident was fast asleep. From the information he gathered by watching the house for a while, he knew that one man lived in the small house, but he didn’t know if anyone else lived with him.
Jeff looked around the outside of the house, looking for an entry point. He noticed that a window on the second floor was open, but he didn’t feel like climbing up. Jeff walked around the walls of the house, inspecting the windows to see if any of them were open. Finally getting sick of just observation, he tried to open one of the windows, it didn’t budge. He tried another, and another, all the same result.
Jeff glared at the house in frustration; he really didn’t want to have to climb up the side of the
First Real Friend - Part 2First Real Friend - Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was an article in the newspaper titled “Boy declared insane; kills himself in cell.” This was part of the story released to the public:
“(. . .) After apparently going insane due to increased bullying at his school; the boy assaulted three other students, severely wounding two of them. The boy resisted arrest, but eventually police managed to capture him; after about a day in an insane asylum, one of the security guards was found murdered. Later that same day large amounts of blood were found on the floor of the boy’s cell. The boy’s body had mysteriously disappeared, and the only object other than the blood in the cell was a fractured wine glass. The body however, way never found. He is assumed dead, as there was much more blood on the floor than he could survive losing. A few days prior to his death, the boy’s family (. . .)”
The article was also accompanied by a photo of the boy.
“But . . . but that’s me . . !” Ryan p
Revenge Part 3Revenge Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Revenge Part 3
A few days later Christine left for the Halloween party at her brothers house. She had dressed up as a witch, which was a little ironic, considering the things she and Melissa wanted to do that evening.
The moment she arrived at the party Steve saw her and came to her to greet his girl. Wow, you look stunning in that costume. He had dressed up as a vampire lord. You look great too. Christine replied. They went on talking about minor themes, such as the weather and the costumes of other guests. After a while Christine excused herself for a moment and searched for a toilet.
Locking the door behind her she took a deep breath. Suddenly her hand started moving in strange patterns. Hey stop that Christine thought. Melissa asked. Christine smiled. Of course. I know how hard it is to break old habits. Melissa said. You dont have to be, silly. And I think that it might be better, if you do the whole m
I'm the type...to try and smile when they're gunning me down andI'm the type...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I won't tell you until I'm full of empty shells that
the world wasn't built on land but on
a lack of better term for human desire for satisfaction that does not exist.
To be optimistic when one's soul is a realist but
it doesn't matter how many petals you count because
the last draw will always end with a dead end that
takes you to a new beginning where at first you feel..
this is it. And I'm going to make this my
home.. If not for the eyes that prey on your identity while perched on
trees that take root on ground made of greed and
Is happiness a paradoxical conspiracy that finds salvation in the dreaming minds of those awake. Or perhaps just
something I have only caressed but never tasted to
Is suffering that which is beyond the first dream that
we all awaken to after sleeping that first sleep when
we break free of Innocence.
Or are my words not but images that you have unconsciously
Don't give upDo you realize it?Don't give up1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Our lives will end someday
Nothing can be done
To change that fact
Ghosts we will become
Invisible we'll be
Void is our fate
Emptiness is all we'll feel
Unlike you might think, however
Push the wall hard enough and you'll find happiness before that
The Forward MovementThe Forward Movement2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Tragedy, abrupt to my very soul,
that left me far from whole.
The withered memory born unto my dreams again,
refreshed and once more binding me by chain.
The reopening scars I once upon a time, thought healed,
gape wide to open for the flood gates, red and revealed.
My witnessing eyes bleed out old tears from a rusted well,
Attempting again to put back out the fires of this age old Hell.
The rising waters find my feet and climb,
the two floods meet, where their cause is rhymed.
My heart from which the blood and tears flow,
now at where the pain does ever grow.
Close these outpouring wounds, build back up the walls...
Make for my feet, the forward movement from where my future calls.
Once again I will shed my skin,
leaving behind the marks of where I've been.
HH Short - Mortal Love 2HH Short - Mortal Love 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a good full week before Stu was seen again at school. Of course Sadako visited him whenever she could, and his many friends came to see him through his recovery. When he showed up at school he was greeted by applause from his homeroom classmates. Even Mr. Bates pulled him for a friendly hug.
“Now don't get injured again, you psycho,” he joked and he patted Stu's shoulder to get him to his desk.
“I knew he would make it,” thought Jason as Stu took his seat.
“He's beginning to remind me of me when I first started,” added Michael.
“Try being set of fire and then you can boast about being injured, you lunatic!” Freddy said slapping Stu's back.
Stu flinched at Freddy's slap. “O-oh, believe me. I don't plan to,” he said laughing.
“I-it's amazing he survived without a bullet proof vest like in Scream 3,” Matilda whispered to Michael.
“Well I've been shot six times, fallen from a second
.did you ever stop.1 year ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
to think, that maybe the stars
are gazing at you
Origin of Eyeless JackOrigin of Eyeless Jack2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Click… click… click…
Jack continued pressing the button on the remote, idly watching the different channels pop up before changing again. Nothing really came on during the weekends, surprisingly. Nothing but 'Paid Programing' and other TV shows he didn't enjoy. Sighing, the college student rose up from his sofa, making his way to the desk resting against the wall next to his bed. He was already done with homework, finishing most of it in class that day. Unlike his roommate, Jack could get his shit done fast enough to have the rest of the day to himself to do whatever.
He wasn't feeling to play any video games. Didn't really want to drive out anywhere. Swiping his black hoody off his chair, Jack slipped it on and grabbed his dorm keys shoving them in his pocket after closing the door behind him. A nice walk around the campus should do the trick. Fresh air usually calmed him, if not helped him think. Lately he'd been feeling… different. He knew it wasn't his b
.everything i hold dear.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
i hold too tightly;
i am so sorry you were
marked when i had to
let you go
Sad PoemI went to a party,Sad Poem5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the Paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
Swing BattaNothing sicknessSwing Batta6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and a weakness
just a witness
This is not a test
but offensive circumstance
thinking you're the best
then step up and take a chance
blank and staring
just the witless
not the caring
cold and heartless
This is not a test
but offensive circumstance
thinking you're the best
then step up and take that chance
Yaoi Story 4Part 4Yaoi Story 47 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I woke up in the infirmary and heard whispering voices behind the white curtains. My head was still dizzy and I had a bad headache. I turned my head over to where the voices were coming from. Two dark shadows appear on the curtains. One was Mr. Min and the other was Mr. Alvin.
No, you cant have him, Mr. Min said, pointing at him. An itch was tickling my nose and I tried to rub it away.
If I cant hav- Mr. Alvin stopped.
Ah-coo!!! I sneezed, as if a gun had just gone off.
The lager shadow came closer and opened the silky white curtain. I looked up at Mr. Alvin and then Mr. Min. Mr. Alvin sat down next to me and patted me on the head. Did you hear what we said? was the first thing he asked me when I had just woken up.
I shook my head and said, I just woke up. I didnt really hear anything at all. He smiled.
Are you alright, Pet? the other teacher asked, worried. He came closer.
My head hu
Before Going Home-frazzledmageBefore going homeBefore Going Home-frazzledmage7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I crawled back into our bed
Pulling your pillow to my face
Inhaling each scent.
A blend of dark chocolate and throaty sighs
Pleading whispers and cinnamon apples-
Permeates throughout this wing
And down to the molecular level
Here in this chamber.
I have no plans
To make this bed
In which I lie,
Where we lay.
So I disentangle my soul
From the sheets
And drift down the hall.
In each room I let my fingertips
Swirl the memories
Pooled on every surface.
Gripping the hemmed edge
I softly snap out the new sheets
To cover each piece of furniture
Leaving misshapen snow drifts in my wake.
I pull the door shut behind me
And turn the key
Before going home.
Fuck ItFuck all the words you saidFuck It9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Fuck the love we shared
Fuck the pain you feel
Fuck your pathetic attempts
Fuck your stupid smile
Fuck your fucking lies
Fuck the tears i shed
Fuck this stupid poem
Fuck what i mean
Fuck trying to understand
Fuck off out of my life
Fuck your fucking comments
Fuck you and your fucking heart
Fuck your addictions, yes theres more then one
Fuck your fucking mind games
Fuck your fucking hugs
You know what mate.....FUCK YOU!!!!
Fuck YouFuck you to every teacher who said you're fucking stupid.Fuck You10 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Fuck you to every dad who said you'll never make it
Fuck you to every asshole who called you a freak,
and fuck you to all the stereotypes, desensitized by TV.
This is our anthem of open defiance.
We won't give in to this fucking tyranny.
We stick our middle fingers in the air with you.
I'm standing up to take back what is mine.
Fuck you to the people who said "You'll never be a rockstar."
Fuck you to those who said your views don't mean a thing.
Fuck you to the people who judge you by what you wear
Fuck you to those fucks who said "boys can't wear make-up."
I won't listen when you tell me that my rock n roll's too loud.
I won't listen when you tell me that I need to cut my hair.
I won't listen when you say that rock n roll is dead.
And I won't listen when you tell me how to conduct my life.
I won't listen, I won't listen, I WON'T LISTEN!
Don't tell me what I can and can't do.
Fuck you and everything you stan