GolfHere's my idea for a fucking sport! I'll knock a ball into a golfer hole!Golf10 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oh you mean like pool?
Fuck pool! Not with a straight stick with a little fucked up stick! I whack the ball and it goes into the gofer hole!
Oh you mean like croquette?
Fuck croquette! I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away!
Oh like a bowling thing?
Fuck no! Not straight I put shit in the way! Like trees, and bushes, and high grass, so you can lose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron; whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're going to have a stroke… Fuck! That's what we'll call it, a stroke cause every time you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die! Oh wait! Oh here's the better part! Oh fuck this is brilliant! Right near the end I'll put a flat piece with a little flag that gives you fucking hope; but then I'll put a pool and a sand trap to fuck with your ball again! You'll be there whacking at it; jerking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
Fuck no! 18
Creepypasta Survival Guide pg1 Mirrors and darkness don't mix.Creepypasta Survival Guide pg13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Actually mirrors are a general "NO", In creepypasta world, there is nothing more sinister.
There is zero chance of survival if you look at the thing that no one else can see or answer its question incorrectly.
If you are alone at night in a creepy mental institution, take some time to consider what are you doing there, then, if it is appropriate to do so, leave.
Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back or died inexplicably.
If someone stops your vehicle at night and asks to come with you, it would probably be in your best interests to politely decline.
Killing is the last method of survival, use it sparingly but without fear.
WHO WAS PHONE? is always a good thing to ponder. Also who answers a phone while kissing a dead person's sexy daughter. A moron is who.
Get a simple .38 revolver. Load it with 2 silver bullets. If you really feel there is no chance to come
Creepy pasta Isabella extended fic part 1Creepy pasta Isabella extended fic part 12 years ago in Horror More Like This
A CreepyPasta Isabella Story. Part 1:
Any who knows me knows I loved Phineas more than anything. But love you see is a madding thing. Every day I would ask him the same question "Whatcha doing?" that was my thing but the true reason I asked him was to hear his voice. To see him light up the way he did making our summer days the best ever. Phineas....why?? Why didn't you see it? Why didn't you love me the way I loved you? Why did you choose her over me?!!!? Remi....that bitch!!!.... But ultimately, I did love you. But sometimes...Love hurts. But I'm getting a head of myself...
After a day like any other of that summer; an amazing adventure with the whole gang lead by Phineas, we even had a new friend with us her name is Remi she seems nice , very pretty and kind of shy but now it was time for a good night's sleep. "Mom said that the weather channel called for a big storm tonight. Good thing I already ear
HH Short - Mortal Love 2HH Short - Mortal Love 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a good full week before Stu was seen again at school. Of course Sadako visited him whenever she could, and his many friends came to see him through his recovery. When he showed up at school he was greeted by applause from his homeroom classmates. Even Mr. Bates pulled him for a friendly hug.
“Now don't get injured again, you psycho,” he joked and he patted Stu's shoulder to get him to his desk.
“I knew he would make it,” thought Jason as Stu took his seat.
“He's beginning to remind me of me when I first started,” added Michael.
“Try being set of fire and then you can boast about being injured, you lunatic!” Freddy said slapping Stu's back.
Stu flinched at Freddy's slap. “O-oh, believe me. I don't plan to,” he said laughing.
“I-it's amazing he survived without a bullet proof vest like in Scream 3,” Matilda whispered to Michael.
“Well I've been shot six times, fallen from a second
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - PrologueForgotten Past - Part 1 - Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagekao looked out at the sky. It was a beautiful blue, fluffy white clouds drifted by the hot sun lazily. Birds sang their happy songs joyfully as they swooped through the air. It was midday; too soon to go out and ‘play.’
Kage was sitting on the roof of a house, just thinking to himself. His hood was down and his black and white striped scarf was flowing in the wind. He felt odd, like something was there, but then again it wasn’t. The feeling made him feel depressed and sad. He felt like he was forgetting something important, and he desperately wanted to remember it.
Someone else climbed onto the roof and approached him. Kage turned his head to see who it was. He turned and looked back at the sky when he saw who it was. The person had on a beige fur lined gray hoodie along with a fox mask. The face on the mask was happy, even though that’s not how he felt.
“何か間違った、カイ？” (Is there
Merry Christmas Mikki-Chan!!Merry Christmas Mikki-Chan!!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a brisk winter morning, even the slightest breeze from mother nature would have been enough to make anyone huddle into their jackets for warmth. Walking down a sidewalk, was a girl wearing her school's green and white uniform, but considering how cold it was, the girl was wearing a pair of leggings under the skirt along with a pair of leg warmers.
“Man, Father winter really did give us a slap in the face this year.” The girl's name was Michelle, but most just tended to call her Mikki, she was the creative type, the kind of girl who had a sketchpad and a pencil with her at all times just in case inspiration would suddenly strike.
Looking around, Mikki noticed that every house she set her forest green eyes on were all decorated for Christmas. Considering that it was only a few days until the promised day that filled her heart with joy every year when it came around, she wasn't surprised and often found herself getting distracted by some of the more extravagant displays
Escape the AsylumEscape the Asylum2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff sighed angrily. He was disappointed with himself. A few days prior he had been captured when attempting to murder someone; he now sat in a padded cell bound with a strait jacket. He didn’t like having to sit still, he wanted to go out and see others bleed. They would pay. They would all pay.
Jeff didn’t know where he was, but he knew that he was not in the same town that he had been captured in. He hoped the others knew where he was, he was sick of this place. Jeff kicked the wall angrily.
An alarm went off outside of his cell. Jeff turned his head to look at the door. Maybe someone tried to escape and idiotically set off the alarm.
“Idiot.” He scoffed under his breath, even though he himself couldn’t figure out how to escape.
* * *
“Hey what happened!? Where’s the security breach!?” A guard ran into the security room. He glared at the one sitting on the chair watching the monitors. He had heard that there was someone new working
Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off▲: sUP BABY };)Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: What Is Up Son
▼: Kanaya West Is In The Hizzouse
▲: aWWW DAMN, lOOKS LIKE WE ON OUR WAY TO A SWAG OFF
▼: Yes So It Seems That Way
▼: You May Begin It Is Ladies First After All
▲: wEAK, wEAK ASS BURN, tHAT THING'S BEEN WORKED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES, jUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTOR
▼: Last Time I Recall Your Ancestor Died First
▼: Too Bad You Arent As Strong As Your Ancestor
▲: bITCH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU IS FLAPPIN YO OVER SIZED MOUTH OFF TO
▲: i'M THE ONE AND ONLY SWAG ASS SUMMONER
▲: yOU STANDIN IN THE PRESENCE OF SWAG ROYALTY
▼: Well Step Aside Young Jester And Make Way For The Swag Queen
▼: All The Subjects Best Be Stepping Aside Because My Swag Burns Those Who Touch Me
▼: Dont Be A Fool And Get Out Of The Way Son Our You Will Get Burned
▲: yO SWAG IS COLD AS ICE COMPARED TO HOW HOT MINE BE
▲: yOU AIN'T NOTHIN MORE
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 2Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
About ten years pass by. Kurai, Yuki, and Kage were all doing well for themselves. Kurai and Yuki taught Kage many things over the years; skills and abilities that would aid him in his life. Kage was eager to learn, although sometimes forgetful of key attributes; such as when you climb a tree, you need to keep your claws unsheathed or else you fall, which he did; many times.
Over time he mastered his claws and climbing abilities, and had mastered his parkour skills as well. He wasn’t allowed to go out and ‘hunt’ like his father did in the city; so he spent a lot of his time chasing after animals and or birds. He never killed them unless they were big enough to eat though.
Kurai and Yuki had taken Kage to the city only a few times to teach him about it. Kage wasn’t allowed to go to the city unsupervised, so the visits were always fun and wondrous to him.
They didn’t allow Kage to go without one of them because of the dangers of the city. Humans could be arm
What The Hell Are You Doing Here?What The Hell Are You Doing Here?2 years ago in Horror More Like This
It was nearing midnight. Jeff looked at the bright full moon surrounded by dark clouds. He smirked, time for another one. He approached the house that he had been watching for a while, he had been waiting nearly all day till the time that he felt safe to go inside when the resident was fast asleep. From the information he gathered by watching the house for a while, he knew that one man lived in the small house, but he didn’t know if anyone else lived with him.
Jeff looked around the outside of the house, looking for an entry point. He noticed that a window on the second floor was open, but he didn’t feel like climbing up. Jeff walked around the walls of the house, inspecting the windows to see if any of them were open. Finally getting sick of just observation, he tried to open one of the windows, it didn’t budge. He tried another, and another, all the same result.
Jeff glared at the house in frustration; he really didn’t want to have to climb up the side of the
In The Land of Aaa Chapter 1In The Land of Aaa Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fiona The Adventurer/Human couldn't stand waiting for Gumball to get back from his meeting with the R.O.A.U (Royals of Aaa Unite).
Fiona was bored out of her mind fighting this goblin dude who stole some lady's honey buns. "THESE HONEY BUNS ARE MINE!!" The goblin screamed hoping onto the stones sticking out of a rushing river. Cake, being a magical stretching cat, pushed the evil goblin into the russhing river and grabbed the buns just in the nick of time."NOOO!" He screamed as he floated down the river.
After that ordeal with the goblin and Bun lady they walked back to their tree house located in the Grasslands.
"I'm going to go crash at the tree house Cake; I don't really feel like fighting anymore."
"Okay Imma visit Mocro. You sure you'll be okay Babycakes?" Cake said walking alongside Fiona. They weren't the same species but they were always together, since they were babies. As close as if they were related siblings.
"I'll be fine Cake, dun worry 'bout me." Fio
First Real Friend - Part 2First Real Friend - Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was an article in the newspaper titled “Boy declared insane; kills himself in cell.” This was part of the story released to the public:
“(. . .) After apparently going insane due to increased bullying at his school; the boy assaulted three other students, severely wounding two of them. The boy resisted arrest, but eventually police managed to capture him; after about a day in an insane asylum, one of the security guards was found murdered. Later that same day large amounts of blood were found on the floor of the boy’s cell. The boy’s body had mysteriously disappeared, and the only object other than the blood in the cell was a fractured wine glass. The body however, way never found. He is assumed dead, as there was much more blood on the floor than he could survive losing. A few days prior to his death, the boy’s family (. . .)”
The article was also accompanied by a photo of the boy.
“But . . . but that’s me . . !” Ryan p
The Road Not Taken Part 2 - ROTG Black x IceThe Road Not Taken Part 2 - ROTG Black x Ice2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"This, is what I do."
Pitch held his arms out wide, indicating the town in front of them. He avoided the particular town Jack was fond of, and instead went to some other close-by neighborhood. Looking closely, Nightmares jumped in and out of windows. By closer inspection one could tell that the Nightmares were not only just in the shapes of stallions, but other horrific creatures as well. Ones with distorted faces and crooked bodies. Truly horrific.
"You see, Jack, fear is necessary for children to grow into mature adults. Without fear, children are all cutesies and fairies and bunnies.."
He paused for a second, balling his fists. Jack pretended to not notice and stared out at the nightmares.
"Fear is real and cannot be ignored. That's whats wrong with children today. Too sheltered by the Guardians and their parents. They need to be prepared for what life is really like, right?"
"And whose to say we can't have a little fun with this thing we do, right? Haha." he clasped an
Lena InterviewLena Interview2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Interviewer: Hello folks! Today we're here with one of WWE's most popular Diva's of today. A former VS Angel: Lena! Lena, thank you for taking the time to answer some questions today.
Lena: Its my pleasure.
I: Alright. So first question: Do you love to cook?
L: I adore cooking. Its a lot of fun! It actually helps me relax and its my favorite thing to do with Teddy.
I: Well isn't that cute. So, does it frustrate you that some people see you as eye candy?
L: Honestly, it used to piss me off. But now, whenever someone says that, I just mention my accomplishments and they drop it.*smiles*
I: Very good idea. Now, how do you get your hair to look so awesome?
L: *smiles and chuckles* Why thank you! Honestly, I do it myself. When I was modeling, it annoyed me when someone fixed my hair or did my make-up so I swore to do it myself. I took the streaks out of my hair for now since its my face thing and I'm heel now so the bubbliness wouldn't make sense.
I: Well that's neat. Since we mentioned it,
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 15Later in the morningNaruko Uzumaki - Chapter 152 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Okay it's morning already and we need to do something" Said Naruto
"Idiot what can we do?! Did you hear what she said yesterday?" Said Sakura
"I know but .." Said Naruto
"We need to go and look for Kakashi sensei" I Said
"What can he do for us Sasuke-kun?" Sakura Asked
"He's our sensei I think he can do something .. So who will go?" I Said
"I will She's my sister and I'm ready to do anything for her" Said Naruto
"Right , so go now Naruto hurry" Said Sakura
(I'm having a very bad feeling .. like I will lose her what will happen?) In My Thought's
"Sasuke-kun? Where did your head leave and left you?" Sakura Asked
"Nothing " I Said
"Sasuke-kun do you think that .. you know , what Naruko said last night
Is the reason why people treat her badly?" Sakura Asked
"B-but Sasuke-kun .." Sakura Replied
"You're really annoying , everyone deserves to be happy and live in peace not in the darkness!!" I Said
"As you like Sasuke" Said Sa
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 2Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Next day at the academy
"Now we will start the test so take a deep breath and stay focused you have a full
Hour to finish it" Said Iruka
Then Iruka sensei gave the whole class the test papers
"Good Luck .. and now start" Said Iruka
After an hour
"That was a piece of cake" Said Sakura while heading to Sasuke, "How did you do in the test Sasuke-Kun?"
Then I saw Sasuke lift his head while looking at Sakura with an annoyed face
"It's none of your business Sakura" Said Sasuke
"I answered all the questions believe it !!!" Naruto Yelled
"You look happy brother" I Said
"That's true , and its because I always sleep and fail but now I'm closer to be the next Hokage" Said Naruto
I was smiling to my cheerful brother then I sat again next to Sasuke
As I was looking at Naruko's smiley face (Do I like her? This cant be …) In Sasuke's Thought's
"Hmm? Is there something wrong Sasuke?" Said Naruko
"N-no what makes you say that?" I Replied
"Oh never mind hehe" Said Naru
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 4Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the academy
Naruto's pov :
"Naruto where are you going?" Sasuke's asked me
"Sasuke.... Naruko is late i must go I'm worried" I answered
(I have a bad feeling myself) Sasuke thoughts "I'm going with you loser" Sasuke told Naruto
"Ok lets go!!" I shouted
On the way we saw a guy with black coat and a laying body on the floor and there was a lot of blood
"wha-what happened here?" I shouted
Then me and sasuke went to see what happened here then we saw …
Naruto&Sasuke said: "NARUKO !!!"
Naruko's pov :
"ugh sas... sasuke na ... naruto ... stay away" I said
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NARUKO?!!" Naruto screamed even tears was falling by I could say that Sasuke was shocked
"Naruko ... You bastard you are going to pay for this" Said Sasuke
P.S (Naruto and Sasuke didn't see Itachi's face they couldn't just Naruko)
"hahaha pay for this? You are joking she is going to die ... but i guess i should kill you two first" Said Itachi with a cold voice
(I must move or else ...) I thought to myself
I'm the type...to try and smile when they're gunning me down andI'm the type...11 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I won't tell you until I'm full of empty shells that
the world wasn't built on land but on
a lack of better term for human desire for satisfaction that does not exist.
To be optimistic when one's soul is a realist but
it doesn't matter how many petals you count because
the last draw will always end with a dead end that
takes you to a new beginning where at first you feel..
this is it. And I'm going to make this my
home.. If not for the eyes that prey on your identity while perched on
trees that take root on ground made of greed and
Is happiness a paradoxical conspiracy that finds salvation in the dreaming minds of those awake. Or perhaps just
something I have only caressed but never tasted to
Is suffering that which is beyond the first dream that
we all awaken to after sleeping that first sleep when
we break free of Innocence.
Or are my words not but images that you have unconsciously
Revenge Part 3Revenge Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Revenge Part 3
A few days later Christine left for the Halloween party at her brothers house. She had dressed up as a witch, which was a little ironic, considering the things she and Melissa wanted to do that evening.
The moment she arrived at the party Steve saw her and came to her to greet his girl. Wow, you look stunning in that costume. He had dressed up as a vampire lord. You look great too. Christine replied. They went on talking about minor themes, such as the weather and the costumes of other guests. After a while Christine excused herself for a moment and searched for a toilet.
Locking the door behind her she took a deep breath. Suddenly her hand started moving in strange patterns. Hey stop that Christine thought. Melissa asked. Christine smiled. Of course. I know how hard it is to break old habits. Melissa said. You dont have to be, silly. And I think that it might be better, if you do the whole m
Leave your past behind.Leave your past behind.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I know that you remember all of those bitter moments
But what is it worth for to keep those memories working
They’re not making you happy; they’re just making you hopeless
Then follows depression from the feelings that you’ve let lurking
Because you went through it, but you relive it every moment
When it’s all in your mind and you’re making it a necessary component
It’s just jarring to your heart, yet you keep it for your mind is uncertain
Many broken hearts, from family to friends, something you won’t admit was certain
I’ve been like you, for months to years, having a mind that’s unclear
And so I’ve shed so many tears, all which came from fear
Though it could be hard to move along, no one ever said you cannot
So please, don’t give up, I believe in you, even if you do not
There Almost GoneI need to stopThere Almost Gone10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
they are disappearing
I need to stop pushing them away
soon I will be
cold and broken
lost in the abyss
I promised myself I wouldn’t do this
but it feels so,
to just watch them drift away
it hurts to much to keep my emotions in check
better to let them drift off
better to be broken
(Don’t let me do this.)
Better to stop caring
then to be hurt more.
It’s just so much easier this way
to destroy them all
to never feel again
to never care again
and so simple to destroy them.
(Someone stop me.)
Even those I care about
it would be simpler to just forget about you
and live on
cold and broken
its so much simpler
to destroy my emotions
they hurt to much to keep.
(Someone please stop me from doing this)
I could destroy them
and never feel again
never care again
never hurt again
never wish to die again
never feel happiness
(Please I’m begging you I just need one reason)
No one will
I don't know whyHey, see the sun is shining,I don't know why1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
but you are not smiling.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see me always trying,
but you are not smiling.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see your passion glowing,
but it is not showing.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see that you are growing,
but it is not showing.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.