GolfHere's my idea for a fucking sport! I'll knock a ball into a golfer hole!Golf10 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oh you mean like pool?
Fuck pool! Not with a straight stick with a little fucked up stick! I whack the ball and it goes into the gofer hole!
Oh you mean like croquette?
Fuck croquette! I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away!
Oh like a bowling thing?
Fuck no! Not straight I put shit in the way! Like trees, and bushes, and high grass, so you can lose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron; whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're going to have a stroke… Fuck! That's what we'll call it, a stroke cause every time you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die! Oh wait! Oh here's the better part! Oh fuck this is brilliant! Right near the end I'll put a flat piece with a little flag that gives you fucking hope; but then I'll put a pool and a sand trap to fuck with your ball again! You'll be there whacking at it; jerking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
Fuck no! 18
Creepypasta Survival Guide pg1 Mirrors and darkness don't mix.Creepypasta Survival Guide pg13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Actually mirrors are a general "NO", In creepypasta world, there is nothing more sinister.
There is zero chance of survival if you look at the thing that no one else can see or answer its question incorrectly.
If you are alone at night in a creepy mental institution, take some time to consider what are you doing there, then, if it is appropriate to do so, leave.
Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back or died inexplicably.
If someone stops your vehicle at night and asks to come with you, it would probably be in your best interests to politely decline.
Killing is the last method of survival, use it sparingly but without fear.
WHO WAS PHONE? is always a good thing to ponder. Also who answers a phone while kissing a dead person's sexy daughter. A moron is who.
Get a simple .38 revolver. Load it with 2 silver bullets. If you really feel there is no chance to come
Creepy pasta Isabella extended fic part 1Creepy pasta Isabella extended fic part 12 years ago in Horror More Like This
A CreepyPasta Isabella Story. Part 1:
Any who knows me knows I loved Phineas more than anything. But love you see is a madding thing. Every day I would ask him the same question "Whatcha doing?" that was my thing but the true reason I asked him was to hear his voice. To see him light up the way he did making our summer days the best ever. Phineas....why?? Why didn't you see it? Why didn't you love me the way I loved you? Why did you choose her over me?!!!? Remi....that bitch!!!.... But ultimately, I did love you. But sometimes...Love hurts. But I'm getting a head of myself...
After a day like any other of that summer; an amazing adventure with the whole gang lead by Phineas, we even had a new friend with us her name is Remi she seems nice , very pretty and kind of shy but now it was time for a good night's sleep. "Mom said that the weather channel called for a big storm tonight. Good thing I already ear
HH Short - Mortal Love 2HH Short - Mortal Love 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a good full week before Stu was seen again at school. Of course Sadako visited him whenever she could, and his many friends came to see him through his recovery. When he showed up at school he was greeted by applause from his homeroom classmates. Even Mr. Bates pulled him for a friendly hug.
“Now don't get injured again, you psycho,” he joked and he patted Stu's shoulder to get him to his desk.
“I knew he would make it,” thought Jason as Stu took his seat.
“He's beginning to remind me of me when I first started,” added Michael.
“Try being set of fire and then you can boast about being injured, you lunatic!” Freddy said slapping Stu's back.
Stu flinched at Freddy's slap. “O-oh, believe me. I don't plan to,” he said laughing.
“I-it's amazing he survived without a bullet proof vest like in Scream 3,” Matilda whispered to Michael.
“Well I've been shot six times, fallen from a second
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 2Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Next day at the academy
"Now we will start the test so take a deep breath and stay focused you have a full
Hour to finish it" Said Iruka
Then Iruka sensei gave the whole class the test papers
"Good Luck .. and now start" Said Iruka
After an hour
"That was a piece of cake" Said Sakura while heading to Sasuke, "How did you do in the test Sasuke-Kun?"
Then I saw Sasuke lift his head while looking at Sakura with an annoyed face
"It's none of your business Sakura" Said Sasuke
"I answered all the questions believe it !!!" Naruto Yelled
"You look happy brother" I Said
"That's true , and its because I always sleep and fail but now I'm closer to be the next Hokage" Said Naruto
I was smiling to my cheerful brother then I sat again next to Sasuke
As I was looking at Naruko's smiley face (Do I like her? This cant be …) In Sasuke's Thought's
"Hmm? Is there something wrong Sasuke?" Said Naruko
"N-no what makes you say that?" I Replied
"Oh never mind hehe" Said Naru
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - PrologueForgotten Past - Part 1 - Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagekao looked out at the sky. It was a beautiful blue, fluffy white clouds drifted by the hot sun lazily. Birds sang their happy songs joyfully as they swooped through the air. It was midday; too soon to go out and ‘play.’
Kage was sitting on the roof of a house, just thinking to himself. His hood was down and his black and white striped scarf was flowing in the wind. He felt odd, like something was there, but then again it wasn’t. The feeling made him feel depressed and sad. He felt like he was forgetting something important, and he desperately wanted to remember it.
Someone else climbed onto the roof and approached him. Kage turned his head to see who it was. He turned and looked back at the sky when he saw who it was. The person had on a beige fur lined gray hoodie along with a fox mask. The face on the mask was happy, even though that’s not how he felt.
“何か間違った、カイ？” (Is there
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 2Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
About ten years pass by. Kurai, Yuki, and Kage were all doing well for themselves. Kurai and Yuki taught Kage many things over the years; skills and abilities that would aid him in his life. Kage was eager to learn, although sometimes forgetful of key attributes; such as when you climb a tree, you need to keep your claws unsheathed or else you fall, which he did; many times.
Over time he mastered his claws and climbing abilities, and had mastered his parkour skills as well. He wasn’t allowed to go out and ‘hunt’ like his father did in the city; so he spent a lot of his time chasing after animals and or birds. He never killed them unless they were big enough to eat though.
Kurai and Yuki had taken Kage to the city only a few times to teach him about it. Kage wasn’t allowed to go to the city unsupervised, so the visits were always fun and wondrous to him.
They didn’t allow Kage to go without one of them because of the dangers of the city. Humans could be arm
First Real Friend - Part 2First Real Friend - Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was an article in the newspaper titled “Boy declared insane; kills himself in cell.” This was part of the story released to the public:
“(. . .) After apparently going insane due to increased bullying at his school; the boy assaulted three other students, severely wounding two of them. The boy resisted arrest, but eventually police managed to capture him; after about a day in an insane asylum, one of the security guards was found murdered. Later that same day large amounts of blood were found on the floor of the boy’s cell. The boy’s body had mysteriously disappeared, and the only object other than the blood in the cell was a fractured wine glass. The body however, way never found. He is assumed dead, as there was much more blood on the floor than he could survive losing. A few days prior to his death, the boy’s family (. . .)”
The article was also accompanied by a photo of the boy.
“But . . . but that’s me . . !” Ryan p
What The Hell Are You Doing Here?What The Hell Are You Doing Here?2 years ago in Horror More Like This
It was nearing midnight. Jeff looked at the bright full moon surrounded by dark clouds. He smirked, time for another one. He approached the house that he had been watching for a while, he had been waiting nearly all day till the time that he felt safe to go inside when the resident was fast asleep. From the information he gathered by watching the house for a while, he knew that one man lived in the small house, but he didn’t know if anyone else lived with him.
Jeff looked around the outside of the house, looking for an entry point. He noticed that a window on the second floor was open, but he didn’t feel like climbing up. Jeff walked around the walls of the house, inspecting the windows to see if any of them were open. Finally getting sick of just observation, he tried to open one of the windows, it didn’t budge. He tried another, and another, all the same result.
Jeff glared at the house in frustration; he really didn’t want to have to climb up the side of the
Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off▲: sUP BABY };)Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: What Is Up Son
▼: Kanaya West Is In The Hizzouse
▲: aWWW DAMN, lOOKS LIKE WE ON OUR WAY TO A SWAG OFF
▼: Yes So It Seems That Way
▼: You May Begin It Is Ladies First After All
▲: wEAK, wEAK ASS BURN, tHAT THING'S BEEN WORKED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES, jUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTOR
▼: Last Time I Recall Your Ancestor Died First
▼: Too Bad You Arent As Strong As Your Ancestor
▲: bITCH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU IS FLAPPIN YO OVER SIZED MOUTH OFF TO
▲: i'M THE ONE AND ONLY SWAG ASS SUMMONER
▲: yOU STANDIN IN THE PRESENCE OF SWAG ROYALTY
▼: Well Step Aside Young Jester And Make Way For The Swag Queen
▼: All The Subjects Best Be Stepping Aside Because My Swag Burns Those Who Touch Me
▼: Dont Be A Fool And Get Out Of The Way Son Our You Will Get Burned
▲: yO SWAG IS COLD AS ICE COMPARED TO HOW HOT MINE BE
▲: yOU AIN'T NOTHIN MORE
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 4Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the academy
Naruto's pov :
"Naruto where are you going?" Sasuke's asked me
"Sasuke.... Naruko is late i must go I'm worried" I answered
(I have a bad feeling myself) Sasuke thoughts "I'm going with you loser" Sasuke told Naruto
"Ok lets go!!" I shouted
On the way we saw a guy with black coat and a laying body on the floor and there was a lot of blood
"wha-what happened here?" I shouted
Then me and sasuke went to see what happened here then we saw …
Naruto&Sasuke said: "NARUKO !!!"
Naruko's pov :
"ugh sas... sasuke na ... naruto ... stay away" I said
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NARUKO?!!" Naruto screamed even tears was falling by I could say that Sasuke was shocked
"Naruko ... You bastard you are going to pay for this" Said Sasuke
P.S (Naruto and Sasuke didn't see Itachi's face they couldn't just Naruko)
"hahaha pay for this? You are joking she is going to die ... but i guess i should kill you two first" Said Itachi with a cold voice
(I must move or else ...) I thought to myself
Escape the AsylumEscape the Asylum2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff sighed angrily. He was disappointed with himself. A few days prior he had been captured when attempting to murder someone; he now sat in a padded cell bound with a strait jacket. He didn’t like having to sit still, he wanted to go out and see others bleed. They would pay. They would all pay.
Jeff didn’t know where he was, but he knew that he was not in the same town that he had been captured in. He hoped the others knew where he was, he was sick of this place. Jeff kicked the wall angrily.
An alarm went off outside of his cell. Jeff turned his head to look at the door. Maybe someone tried to escape and idiotically set off the alarm.
“Idiot.” He scoffed under his breath, even though he himself couldn’t figure out how to escape.
* * *
“Hey what happened!? Where’s the security breach!?” A guard ran into the security room. He glared at the one sitting on the chair watching the monitors. He had heard that there was someone new working
In The Land of Aaa Chapter 1In The Land of Aaa Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fiona The Adventurer/Human couldn't stand waiting for Gumball to get back from his meeting with the R.O.A.U (Royals of Aaa Unite).
Fiona was bored out of her mind fighting this goblin dude who stole some lady's honey buns. "THESE HONEY BUNS ARE MINE!!" The goblin screamed hoping onto the stones sticking out of a rushing river. Cake, being a magical stretching cat, pushed the evil goblin into the russhing river and grabbed the buns just in the nick of time."NOOO!" He screamed as he floated down the river.
After that ordeal with the goblin and Bun lady they walked back to their tree house located in the Grasslands.
"I'm going to go crash at the tree house Cake; I don't really feel like fighting anymore."
"Okay Imma visit Mocro. You sure you'll be okay Babycakes?" Cake said walking alongside Fiona. They weren't the same species but they were always together, since they were babies. As close as if they were related siblings.
"I'll be fine Cake, dun worry 'bout me." Fio
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 15Later in the morningNaruko Uzumaki - Chapter 152 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Okay it's morning already and we need to do something" Said Naruto
"Idiot what can we do?! Did you hear what she said yesterday?" Said Sakura
"I know but .." Said Naruto
"We need to go and look for Kakashi sensei" I Said
"What can he do for us Sasuke-kun?" Sakura Asked
"He's our sensei I think he can do something .. So who will go?" I Said
"I will She's my sister and I'm ready to do anything for her" Said Naruto
"Right , so go now Naruto hurry" Said Sakura
(I'm having a very bad feeling .. like I will lose her what will happen?) In My Thought's
"Sasuke-kun? Where did your head leave and left you?" Sakura Asked
"Nothing " I Said
"Sasuke-kun do you think that .. you know , what Naruko said last night
Is the reason why people treat her badly?" Sakura Asked
"B-but Sasuke-kun .." Sakura Replied
"You're really annoying , everyone deserves to be happy and live in peace not in the darkness!!" I Said
"As you like Sasuke" Said Sa
I'm the type...to try and smile when they're gunning me down andI'm the type...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I won't tell you until I'm full of empty shells that
the world wasn't built on land but on
a lack of better term for human desire for satisfaction that does not exist.
To be optimistic when one's soul is a realist but
it doesn't matter how many petals you count because
the last draw will always end with a dead end that
takes you to a new beginning where at first you feel..
this is it. And I'm going to make this my
home.. If not for the eyes that prey on your identity while perched on
trees that take root on ground made of greed and
Is happiness a paradoxical conspiracy that finds salvation in the dreaming minds of those awake. Or perhaps just
something I have only caressed but never tasted to
Is suffering that which is beyond the first dream that
we all awaken to after sleeping that first sleep when
we break free of Innocence.
Or are my words not but images that you have unconsciously
Don't give upDo you realize it?Don't give up1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Our lives will end someday
Nothing can be done
To change that fact
Ghosts we will become
Invisible we'll be
Void is our fate
Emptiness is all we'll feel
Unlike you might think, however
Push the wall hard enough and you'll find happiness before that
Origin of Eyeless JackOrigin of Eyeless Jack2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Click… click… click…
Jack continued pressing the button on the remote, idly watching the different channels pop up before changing again. Nothing really came on during the weekends, surprisingly. Nothing but 'Paid Programing' and other TV shows he didn't enjoy. Sighing, the college student rose up from his sofa, making his way to the desk resting against the wall next to his bed. He was already done with homework, finishing most of it in class that day. Unlike his roommate, Jack could get his shit done fast enough to have the rest of the day to himself to do whatever.
He wasn't feeling to play any video games. Didn't really want to drive out anywhere. Swiping his black hoody off his chair, Jack slipped it on and grabbed his dorm keys shoving them in his pocket after closing the door behind him. A nice walk around the campus should do the trick. Fresh air usually calmed him, if not helped him think. Lately he'd been feeling… different. He knew it wasn't his b
There Almost GoneI need to stopThere Almost Gone1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
they are disappearing
I need to stop pushing them away
soon I will be
cold and broken
lost in the abyss
I promised myself I wouldn’t do this
but it feels so,
to just watch them drift away
it hurts to much to keep my emotions in check
better to let them drift off
better to be broken
(Don’t let me do this.)
Better to stop caring
then to be hurt more.
It’s just so much easier this way
to destroy them all
to never feel again
to never care again
and so simple to destroy them.
(Someone stop me.)
Even those I care about
it would be simpler to just forget about you
and live on
cold and broken
its so much simpler
to destroy my emotions
they hurt to much to keep.
(Someone please stop me from doing this)
I could destroy them
and never feel again
never care again
never hurt again
never wish to die again
never feel happiness
(Please I’m begging you I just need one reason)
No one will
I don't know whyHey, see the sun is shining,I don't know why1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
but you are not smiling.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see me always trying,
but you are not smiling.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see your passion glowing,
but it is not showing.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
Hey, see that you are growing,
but it is not showing.
And I don't know why, and I don't know why.
So, have you ever wondered...?Have you ever wonder what your child learned at school?, oh sure, your child tells you everything that happened at school, am I right?So, have you ever wondered...?1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
I was one of those parents as well, I know what you're thinking. " what kind of parent would not know what they learned at school?", well, if you don't believe me, then you can stop reading and go somewhere else to waste your time...you stayed?, well since you stayed I might as well tell you what happened.
It was a normal week, the sun is shining and the bird are singing, I'm a single mother with a only child. We moved a month ago, and everything was normal as usual. My son Mike as always obedient yet rather lonely, he did not get along very well with the others so most of the time he's alone but always smiles happily, even if he is alone. What I find odd is that strange stuffed black and white monkey, Mike seemed to talk to the monkey about...something. I wasn't sure what he was whispering about, I'd wish I would have noticed by then.
Mike loves to sin
Human CreationLabel each other as he has labeled you through his wordsHuman Creation2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
as he has constrained your mind with his opinions
and forged you with his hands
all over, his fingerprints over your words
as they choke you from life
as they kill the thing inside
the one that can love
so your mere existence is a shadow
following his flashlight
through the dark that you have made around yourself
created while he sat on his throne
you gave all of you to him
but hes still not concrete
with you inside him
he’s crumbling and cracking through time
for he is made of human creation
you plead to hold his hand
but you and him are merely little lies
and as your eyes open
he looks down at you
as only superstition does
dying is living in reality
and you have lost everything long ago
just a little book with a dead man
judge yourself before you label
If this was my last poemIf I died tomorrowIf this was my last poem2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
would you be okay?
would you finally cry
if I died?
I hope you wouldnt lose
I hope you wouldnt
you're the only one
in the world that knows me
you're the only one
I consider family
I hope my death
won't be a tragedy
though I know it will
I hope you dont join me
if you hear that I've died
I hope you would live on
you have to be strong
I hope you succeed
in accomplishing your dreams
Even in a world without me
well my time is up
I have to go
they are calling me
HeartlessThere's nothing in my chestHeartless2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
but empty dreams
people say I have no talent
and I should give up
no matter what I try to do
they tell me I don't have the heart for it
I should just quit
They treat like a monster
Never let me dream
when I try
they bring me back down
They say I'm heartless
that I will be nothing
I'm so down, I'm starting
to believe them
I admit it recently I thought
about killing myself
The knife's still in my room
they don't what I planned to do
It's so hard trying to keep my cool
it doesn't really matter though
they wouldn't believe me, they treat me like a fool
Trying so hard to be happy
I smile in the mirror
but happiness won't appear
I feel like my death is near
I'm so scared of myself
scared of how they make me feel
why did they give me life?
when they just make feel like giving it back?
I've been looked down on all my life
they call me stupid, I can never do anything right
there's never been someone nice in my life
my grandfather calls me a puss
for writing out all m
Wishing StarStarlight, star bright,Wishing Star2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
See there's a boy out there tonight.
Wish I may, wish I might
Have him here to hold me tight.
Star, shine. Star, glow.
I miss him more than you can know.
Wish denied. Wish only grows
That I won't have to let him go.
Star so far, star above,
Lead me to the one I love.
Wish candy sweet, wish pure dove.
We're made to be, like hand and glove.
Star lovely, star divine,
If starlight fades, then I'll be blind.
Wish I may wish to find
Him in this night and call him mine.
Star, burn. Star, blaze.
One star peaks through darkest grey.
Wish to end night. Wish I may.
He's the sun. Please bring the day.