40 Ways To Annoy Rock Lee40 Ways To Annoy Rock Lee4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Shave off his eyebrows when he's asleep. When he wakes up, tell him he's starting to look more and more like Gaara.
2. Ask him if his hair really shines, or if he just has coloured it white there.
3. WARNING: I suggest you can eat strong food to do this! Get some Curry of Life and eat it like you really love it...in front of Lee. Tell him how good it is, but do NOT share. Absolutely REFUSE.
4. Tell him that you prefer GaiLee waaaay before LeeSaku. (You don't have to, really. It's just to annoy him).
5. Take a bottle of saké and shove it into his mouth, forcing him to drink. When he's drunk, take photos...and show them to Sakura.
6. Ask him why he likes Gai so much. After his long speech about how awesome he is, ask him again.
7. Constantly remind him he got completely pwned by Gaara, and that he broke his bones.
8. Imply that Neji is right; A Taijutsu user can't be a real ninja.
9. Glomp Lee every 30 second you see him.
10. Tell him that he's such a fool to waste his time on Sa
How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Tell him to stop staring at your ass (funniest if you're a boy).
2) Seduce him and steal his book while he's vulnerable.
3) Read the first page of it and call him a pervert, throwing the book at his face.
4) Say that you think Gai is cooler than him.
5) Draw a face on his mask.
6) While he's taking a shower hijack all of his masks.
7) Give him poorly drawn Yaoi featuring him and some absolutely random character for his birthday.
8) Ask to do his hair.
9) Cry when he says no.
10) Repetitively say "Please" In different voices until he says yes.
11) Dye it lime green.
12) Take his pants...or underwear if you prefer, and sell them on eBay.
13) Sneak into his room and blast Screamo while he's sleeping.
14) Steal all of his bedroom furniture and watch from a distance as he wakes up and gets an epic "WTF?" face.
15) Call him a pedophile for butt poking Naruto.
16) Tie him to a tree and spoil the ending of Icha-Icha Tactics for him.
50 Ways To Annoy Sabaku No Gaara50 Ways To Annoy Sabaku No Gaara4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. Get a bucket full of water and throw the water at him. When he gets mad and asks you why you did that, just say you wanted to find out if he wore eyeliner or not.
2. Write "LeeGaa 4ever!!!" all over his gourd. With a permanent marker.
3. Take a sticky note that says "YOUTH!" and stick it on to his back (if he doesn't wear a gourd, of course. If he does, stick it on to his gourd).
4. Buy a sandcest doujinshi, and lay it on his desk. Make sure his siblings find it.
5. Take his Kazekage hat and throw it out the window (make sure it's a blowy day).
6. Fill his gourd with water.
7. Ask him if he used to hump his teddybear.
8. Grab his arm, and tell him he's the cutest uke ever.
9. Similiar to previous #8. Grab his arm, and tell him he's the sexiest seme ever.
10. Ask him why the rings around his eyes hadn't disappeared though he can sleep now.
11. Constantly remind him why he has the kanji on his forehead.
12. Ask him what he actually meant by "I only love myself." *ba-du-bum-pssh*
The Fallen pt.8The Fallen pt.82 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Link. Wake up..Master Link.."
"Master Link, it's time for you to awaken."
"Link..Link..Link wake up!"
LInk's eyes opened slowly and he glanced up at you. Though what he saw was not you, but another woman. A woman with blue hair, and skin with a stone like face. Her body was the mixture of the colors blue and purple. She wore a purple dress that stopped by her thighs. She seemed to levitate above Link, just staring at him.
Her voice was light and weird like she was robotic. Her words were unclear and sounded like a foreign alien language yet Link understood every word.
"Who..are you..?"he mumbled. As Link's eyes refocused, the image of the woman slowly faded and your own face was clear to him again. You were looming over Link with a worried expression on your face.
"Link. Link can you hear me?"you ask, lightly slapping his cold cheek with your palm. Link coughed up a bit of water and nodded, sitting up as he did so.
"I'm fine."he mumbled as he
Ciel - Light and DarkCiel - Light and Dark2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Where were you when our hearts divided?
You said we’d always be united!
You were my breath into my mouth
The name I use to shout
But in your eyes is blood
Your sins over-flood
I struggle just to breathe
My skin tears beneath your teeth
I am your everlasting victim
Your DNA runs throughout my system
My body is completely yours
But this is what I endure
You’re the enigma in my life
Continuing to thrust the knife
I am dying with apathy eyes
I’ve been filled with filthy lies
For I am your entity
Your incessant chemistry
Bound by the lies in your veins
My existence is trapped in chains
But to you…I am your light
I’m what makes your heart ignite
I’m the antidote to your innocence
I am your very synthesis
You’re in forever stagnation
And I’m your only salvation
Trapped by innocent, trapped by pain
Trapped by torture you can’t sustain
We are a unity, we are one
The only something you can’t outrun
I am you and you are me
Innate for al
TightRope Thanks for reading! It's long.TightRope4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stretching my legs out, I popped any bone in my body that could pop. I was tricked into thinking it would make me lighter--the tiny thread I'm supposed to nimbly scamper across is a lot weaker than most people thought. I wasn't supposed to do this act, I was heavy and clumsy. I leaned my back against the cobblestone wall and stretched, scraping it and causing the naked skin to rip and bead with blood. I groaned, and wiped it off. After stretching my arms, legs, back -anything that would loosen up-, I stood up and shook out the fear welling up in my stomach. The acts before me were performed with utmost perfection, if I messed this up we would lose our entire reputation. Id never done this before, nor had I even touched the tightrope until now.
I climbed the ladder, my hands shaking and sweaty. The crowd stared at my body, how I wasn't like the dainty little Miss Violet that
Kill Me Softly Part 22-Ashley's Point of View-Kill Me Softly Part 224 years ago in Romance More Like This
Andy landed next to me. He ran his fingers lightly over my wings and I unfolded them. "Start flapping your wings slowly," he whispered in my ear and I did just that. Slowly I started lifting off the ground and he joined me in the air. He stretched out his arms and began flying in circles and I followed him and did the same. My hair was blowing around my face and I was laughing. "This is fun!" I shouted giggling like a little kid. Andy smiled and he said, "Says the person that flipped out the first time I took them flying!" I stucked my tongue out at him and his smile just grew wider. He flew over next to me, our wings lightly touching every now and then. Eventually Andy swooped down and picked up our bags and handed me one. "We need to get going," he said and I nodded my head. Soon enough we flew out the shattered window of the warehouse and into the bright blue sky.
We flew for a few hours and stopped at a small cave. "This should give us protection for the ni
Finding Your Dragon (Hiccup X Reader) 7You feel a rush of adventure in your veins, and your stomach was tied in knots from excitement.Finding Your Dragon (Hiccup X Reader) 72 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Let's test out my wings, yeah (Dragon Name)?" You ask him, patting his head.
"Go for it!" He says with a smile.
You stand up on his back, and spread your arms out. You simply let yourself slide off his back and fall. Moments later, you quickly spread your wings to catch yourself from falling. You balance yourself upright, and before you know it you're flying towards Burke without the use of your dragon.
It felt amazing to have wind flying through your hair, your wings stretched out in the air like that.
"This is amazing!!" You shout through the wind. You swing yourself from side to side a little, and then suddenly you start spiraling downward. You fly underneath an archway made of rock, and you fly back up onto your dragon.
"That was amazing. Now to tell Stovick." You say, and Hiccup shouts down.
"Hey Dad! I have something to tell you!!" Hiccup shouts with a smile.
"...Hiccup?" He says curi
Blazing Temptation 2Blazing Temptation 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
I could see a person in the corner of the bar, sitting on a couch, alone....Andy? Fuck. I thought when he invited me to come to Latin America in his tour with Black Veil Brides, I thought, he might forget the problems, but I see, it's not what I hoped.
Andy is my best friend, I still live with him and the other guys in the same house, we decided to call it 'Rebel's House' haha we are crazy, but... whatever... I went with him and I kept in front of the table.
"What are you doing?" I asked, his gaze got up, he stirred the glass of whiskey in his hand in signal of he was drinking "Andy-" I took away (almost with violence) the drink from his hand "- You should NOT sink down in the liquor"
"Thank you- "He said sarcastic "- I will take your advice" He took the drink from my hand, and served another drink.
"Andy, please, I know what happened, I can't imagine for what are you happening-"
"Yeah, NOBODY can" He said and drank the whiskey. I sat down with him
"Andy, please hear me-"
Eddie Rath Itachi LyricsInstrumentalEddie Rath Itachi Lyrics5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Mangekyo in 'da eyyyyez!
Only see blood when a ninja cryyyyyys!
Wanna kill me?
Then you betta get--
Mangekyo in 'da eyyyyez!
Only see blood when a ninja cryyyyyys!
Wanna kill me?
Then you betta get--
Yes, look in mah eyyyyyys!
Sharingan user in disguiiiiiise!
Gimme any ninja!
Vag imma pillage! (i really don't know what they said)
Plus I'm a renegade, so-
F*** THE LEAF VILLAGE!
Ka-ka-shi wanna hate when I rooooll!
So I'mma put his one-eyed a** in a hooooole!
Some motherf***ers just wanna act laaaaaaame!
F*** around and end up in the f***ing black flaaaaame!
Mangeyko in 'da eyyyyyyyes!
Only see blood when a ninja cryyyyyys!
Wanna kill me?
Then you betta get--
Mangekyo in 'da eyyyyyyyes!
Only see blood when a ninja cryyyyyys!
Stay with me (Rin x reader x Sousuke)Stay with me (Rin x reader x Sousuke)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You,Rin and Sousuke where heading back to your individual homes since it was the end of school. Sousuke and Rin were babbling on about something that you weren't interested in
"Guys..." You broke into their conversation. They both turned towards you signaling that they were now paying attention to whatever you were going to say
"What...do you guys plan on doing in the future?" you finished off looking up to the cold grey sky
They both looked at each other and smiled as if they had already knew the answer
"I want to be an olympic swimmer" Rin confidentally said showing off his shark teeth
"Me too" Sousuke grinned
You smiled at how sure they were about their future "Thats great but what happens if that doesn't work out?" you hated being negat
Exploding feelings. DeidaraXReaderExploding feelings. DeidaraXReader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You'd been in the bombing corporation for a while, working undercover for the Akatsuki. The only member you'd met was Tobi, the one who recruited you. Today, you were going to the first meeting and initiation. You were eager and ready.
You heard from Tobi that his senpai was an artist who was also into bombs. You were the same as him. Everything Tobi had explained appealed to you. You weren't afraid to tell him when you met him, either--you were ready.
You were riding your ninja panther to the rendezvous location and were surprised to see a woman with the cloak also on her.
"I'm Konan, I'll be leading you the rest of the way." Se faded into paper and drifted in a directional path, you followed and hoped to keep up.
"You seem to have arrived in one piece. Tobi has told me all about you. " a man with several odd piercings waved for you to come into the eerie cave.
"There you are!" Tobi waved to you and hugged the leg of your panther. Several other members emerged from the shadows.
Uzumaki Life: She's EvilUzumaki Life: She's Evil4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a bright and quiet day at the Uzumaki home. In the kitchen, twelve year old Ichigo Uzumaki was looking around for something to eat. He then walked over to the kitchen counter and opened out of the cabinets. He then pulled out an instant ramen cup and closed the cabinet door. Ichigo then walked over to the trash can to go through away the lid that he tore off the cup and then made a u-turn toward the sink.
Behind Ichigo, his little sister Kiki came walking into the kitchen with a stool that she used in a bathroom that her and her siblings shared. Kiki walked over to the same kitchen counter that her brother was at moments before and placed the stool down, making sure it was in a good spot. She then jumped onto the stool and then looked around the counter when she was eye level with it. Kiki then jumped up and pushed herself up on the counter and stood up straight. She looked back to see if her brother noticed her, he was too concerned with putting the instant ramen cup in the mic
Amaimon x Reader: Remember (5)Amaimon x Reader: Remember (5)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The sun was long gone as you took a glance outside the bedroom window. While looking out the window, you started thinking about what had happened since you woke up. Apparently your dorm room was on fire, have a friend name Shiemi, and a boyfriend named Katsu. But wait, why did your room burn down? Why can't you remember anything before that?
"Oi, (y/n). It's time for bed, you could sleep with me" He said as he hugged you from behind,
"or you could sleep on my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. It's up to you, but I thin-"
"That's fine, I'll sleep by myself on the bed." You told him rather quickly, cutting him off. Again, where did this sudden boost of confidence come from?
"Oh, alright then." Katsu says as he prepares himself a bed on the floor. "Can't lose her now" He says to himself.
As you got into bed, you quickly began to fall asleep. So much had happened, you didn't realize how great it felt to be on a bed again, under the blankets on a cold stormy day. As soon as you drifted to sl
Pon FarrSummary:Pon Farr1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
- Spock x Reader
"Commander Spock?" you asked, noticing your boyfriend for a year and half was no where to be seen. Although you two had been dating for a while, Spock was never one to show personal affection in public, or often for that matter. He was always busy with paper work.
You mentally ran through reasons why Spock wouldn't be working at his station. Was he ill? Probably not, Vulcan's rarely got sick plus you were with him all day yesterday. Was he in another sector? Perhaps, but he would have returned by now if he was.
"He's off today (Y/N)." Kirk explained, before sitting in his seat.
"Is he ill?" You asked, walking toward him.
"No. He called in stating he had personal matters to attend to." You pulled a face. What personal matters did he have to attend to that he didn't tell you about?
"May I visit Spock personally?"
"I suppose but I do want you
December Adventures: 1 - BeginningCHAPTER 1: Dec 1 - BeginningDecember Adventures: 1 - Beginning3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sakura walked through the grand hallways of the Uchiha mansion, following behind Sasuke and looking around, observing the many paintings of the Uchiha ancestors.
"Hey, keep up already slow poke. Wouldn't want you getting lost," Sasuke urged, half his body turned towards Sakura.
"Sorry, sorry. Just looking at the pictures. They all look so pale and freaking pretty. Are you sure your family aren't vampires?" Sakura joked, walking faster to catch up the dark haired teen.
"Hah, if we were, we'd be sparkling in sunlight."
"Hey, don't diss Twilight and I won't diss Assassins Creed," she warned, lightly smacking his arm for more emphasis.
Sasuke muttered while rubbing the sore spot, walking forward towards the living room where the other person from their trio would be conversing with his family.
"Besides, what took you so long?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't even try to take away shihou's sake when she's drunk. No matter how important the situation is..." Sakura rep
GrimmIchi: In SicknessTitle: In SicknessGrimmIchi: In Sickness6 years ago in General More Like This
Author: Black Storm Van Pendragon
Pairing: Grimmjow / Ichigo
Rating: T [some swear words]
Genre: General romance
Summary: Ichigo and Grimmjow rediscover their feelings for each other, in a small way...
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach and I make no profit from this. I write purely out of fun and sheer boredom of it all -that and the lack of a GrimmIchi fix.
"GOOD MOOOOOOORNING I~CHI~GOOOOOO~!!!"
"Rise and shine my so---"
More silent pause.
"You've a fever".
Damn Keigo from the pits of hell -doesn't his family know better than to send their sick son to school? Ichigo cursed and rolled around to get comfortable, almost forgetting about the cooler pack on his forehead as it slid off and fell down to the floor. Ichigo sighed with an inward groan, he pulled out his hand from the confines of his blanket weakly and proceed to
Levi x Reader MU! | I love youAs many times as it had been done before, only this one time mattered. It was for once, he realized that the feeling in his gut resembled remorse, and not lust. But sadly, the deed was done, and neither you nor he could go back in time. And it hurt.Levi x Reader MU! | I love you1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Silence resided in the room when you walked in on them naked. A mop of black hair shifting as a voice that wasn't yours giggled under the covers. Blinking was the only movement your body could condemn, as shaky sighs told the story before you.
You were being cheated on.
As if life timed it out just for you, both heads peaked from beneath the covers; one pair of eyes staring lovingly at someone you once called yours, and another directly caught in your gaze. Their eyebrows creased as a frown ensued. Letting your work bag fall unto the floor, your eyes couldn't stand the burn they received from looking at that disgusting sight before you. Yuck.
More like ouch.
Bursting from the bedroom in search of a temporary s
Beautiful Hangover [Draco Malfoy x Reader Part 26]-:-Normal POV-:-Beautiful Hangover [Draco Malfoy x Reader Part 26]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey Draco,” you spoke quietly as he carried you along the hallways, making sure to tug his robes to get his full attention “hey, put me down, I need to--”
“No, you don't need to anything.” Draco cut your words off. “If I put you down, you'll run back to the danger and I wont let you do that.”
“Typical Gryffindor...” he blond muttered under his breath, making you sigh. Draco took a sharp turn and headed down to the dungeons, where the Slytherin common room was located. As you were getting closer to your soon-to-be prison, you felt a deja-vu creep in the back of your mind, making you uncomfortable. Yes, Potions was held in the dungeons, but it wasn't in this direction.
“Have I been here...?” you muttered, more to yourself than Draco.
“I feel like I've walked here, but Potions is the other way.” Draco said nothing, so you looked up at him and
The Day He Loved, DracoxFem!Reader The Day He Loved, DracoxFem!Reader 11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You looked around with wide eyes. It was the same nightmare. Only, this time, your parents were there. You looked at them, horrified, “No! Go away, you have to run!”
They looked at you, confused. “We came to get you, what do you mean?”
“Mom, Dad you need to leave! Hurry! He’ll get you!”
As the monster grew closer, it was as if they remembered something. Your mother smiled sadly, “We love you. We’re so proud of you.”
Your father nodded in agreement and you saw a tear roll down his face, “I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry. Please, be happy. We’re always watching over you.”
You collapsed to your knees as darkness enveloped them, crying out for them. “I love you,
Beautiful Hangover [Draco Malfoy x Reader Part 25]“Miss (L/n), you need to get to your common room.” you heard McGonagall speak, but only barely as your heart was beating so loud, that your hearing was drowned in the beats. Even for you, who was certainly not a doctor, could tell that your heart beat was too fast, both from fear and anger.Beautiful Hangover [Draco Malfoy x Reader Part 25]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
A tug on your shoulder made you snap out of your trance of staring at (Father's/n) and listening to your heart pump blood, and you looked behind you at McGonagall. The look in her eyes told you you needed to learn to listen to orders, and that now would be a better time than any to start doing so.
“No, Professor, you don't understand.” you shook your head furiously “Your magic won't work, I can tell.”
“Miss. (L/n), I am saying this as your professor, get inside now.”
“Ladies, ladies...” (Father's/n) spoke up “If you don't mind, I would like to get what I came for and leave, I'm a very busy man and don't have all day
Breathe Me (Punk!Levi x Reader) [AU] Part 3Breathe Me (Punk!Levi x Reader) [AU] Part 39 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next few days at school were spent trying to get to know Levi a little more. Of course, this required you to talk to him which he didn’t really enjoy. He often would make a rude remark about how ‘you follow him all day’ and how ‘you're getting to be an annoying brat.’ You never do leave though since he never makes you.
You often just say something along the lines of, ‘I’m not going to the dance with a complete stranger.’ Sure, you knew his face by memory, down to the last eyelash from your constant staring, but you knew nothing of him: Levi’s personality, his hobbies, his habits. You learned he was actually quite the neat freak. You often wondered how one person could be so clean seeing as you’re not very organized yourself; your locker looks like a tornado blew through it.
Then there’s his smoking habit.
He would usually accompany you to the café on most days now. Not without smoking at least two cigaret