It's Always You (Derek Hale X Reader)It's Always You (Derek Hale X Reader)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"-And her hair, I mean seriously, it's like chinchilla fur, and that stuff is soft, don't ask how I kn-"
You swung your arm out and whacked Stiles in the stomach, making him come to a stop. "Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"Who's that?" You asked, motioning to the man leaning against an expensive looking car in a leather jacket that hugged his body perfectly. "Derek Hale?" Stiles asked, waving to the man. Derek just glared at him and you grabbed Stiles by the strings of his hoodie and dragged him behind a pillar. "Ow, ow, okay, what are we doing?"
"We're uh.....hiding." You whispered, peaking at Derek. His eyes met yours and he raised an eyebrow, you quickly whipped back, a blush on your cheeks. "...Do you have a crush on Derek?" Your best friend asked with a smirk. You frowned. "No."
You walked across the parking lot with your now clean basket of laundry. Sighing, you hauled that basket further up on your hip so you didn't spill it.
Suggestions (Avengers x Reader)Another one of those boring days started with a meeting. Fury had called the whole team in early in the morning and you could have sworn he did it on purpose. He didn't have to call you at five in the bloody morning.Suggestions (Avengers x Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The meeting was for a simple question: how can we make things better?
"Discuss it amongst yourself and I'll be back in twenty," Director Fury told the room before closing the door behind him.
The room went silent except for the cogs you thought you heard turning in everyone's head. "I say not making meetings this early."
"I agree, it should be closer to night with alcohol and strippers." Everyone rolled their eyes at Tony.
"He could always bring us some donuts or something." You would have expected that from Thor, not Steve.
"Maybe shock collars for stupid questions or ideas," Natasha said, earning her looks from around the room.
Barton piped up, "kinky. I'll remember that for later."
"Bruce what do you think?" You looked over to the fidgeting man.
"Well, I-I think he shou
How to annoy Ciel Phantomhive1. Steal his eye-patch.How to annoy Ciel Phantomhive3 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When he accuses you for stealing it, blame Sebastian, while wearing it.
3. Ask him what his relationship he has with Sebastian.
4. When he says something along the lines as "He's just my butler" scream "LIAR!"
5. Show him Sebastian x Ciel Fanfics, fanart, smut, etc.
6. Get his reaction on video.
7. Post said video on Youtube.com
8. Lock him in a room with Sebastian.
9. Refuse to let them out until they confess their undying love for eachother.
10. Place cats randomly throughout the manor.
11. When he scolds you for letting cats in, blame Sebastian but make it obvious it was you.
12. Replace his clothes with Alois' shorts.
13. When playing chess with him, stare at him with a straight face and without losing eye-contact, flip the game board over.
14. When he calls Sebastian to pick it up tell him he shouldn't be so dependent on his butler.
15. Repeatedly call him
Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 10 You took another bite out of the carmel flavored churro, the sweet treat hitting your tastebuds nicely. "Mmm, this is good Antonio, thank you." You smiled, swallowing it down and having no more churro left to eat.Prussia x Reader. Babysitter -part 102 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Si, anytime mi bella amiga. Now..." he leaned forward on the table, resting his cheek in his hand that was leaning on the tabletop. "Will you tell us the details of your little wedding?"
You shook your head, "One churro isn't going to change my mind."
His persuasive smile fell, replaced by disappointment as Francis piped in, sporting his own charming smile. They hoped that smiles and churros would loosen your tongue, but so far, the details of that night in Vegas were still locked. Even to you, seeing as you were drunk and blacking out at the time.
Francis -his hair looked quite shiny today, by the way- winked, "Come on, you can tell us. We're yo
First Time for Everything [Haruhi x Fem!Reader]~1“Good morning Miss [Name]. You must get up now, school starts in one hour.”First Time for Everything [Haruhi x Fem!Reader]~11 year ago in Romance More Like This
You pulled the covers over your head and groaned. Another day at Ouran Academy, one of the worst places on Earth. Only second to your own home. Your mother died five years ago and over time your father, the loving family man, grew distant and seemed to only care about work. Though to be honest, his distance wasn’t the reason you hated staying home. It was the look in his eyes whenever you walked into the room. You knew how much you looked like your mother. It was obvious your father tried to avoid eye contact so that he wouldn’t have to relive her death everytime he looked at his own daughter. And it was obvious you avoided his eyes for exactly the same reason.
You know how people say that people who are in love start to look like each other? Well it’s true, You thought to yourself. They shared the same laugh lines and their eyes were the same almond shape
Bull"What's wrong?"Bull3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Phil's gentle, slightly worried voice rang through the room and met Dan's ears, making the younger flinch as he was yanked away from his thoughts. He'd been caught and he knew it.
They'd been in the middle of having a brief conversation during dinner when Dan went completely silent and zoned out, gazing at his flat mate in a way that made the older squirm. He didn't know what was going on, but he'd find out.
"What? Oh...uhm.... Nothing." the brunette blinked, shoving a spoonful of noodles into his mouth and chewing absently. He shrugged, "M'just tired, that's all."
Rolling his eyes and staring pointedly at his friend, Phil muttered, "Bull. Tell me what's really on your mind."
Dan swallowed, his chocolate-colored eyes laced with slight nervousness as he shrugged again. He could tell the truth, just not the whole truth. Avoid a few details and make everything painfully vague and he'd be in the clear.
"Well, to be honest, I was kind of thinking about someone. It's just a s
Kind Of AmazingTitle: Kind Of AmazingKind Of Amazing3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Genre: Fluff with a bit of sexy-ish innuendo. But mostly fluff.
Warnings: uhm slight hickey-causing and some suspicious noises from Phil
Disclaimer: I do not own Amazingphil or danisnotonfire and this is fiction and yes
Author's Note: Second story posting tonight. Which is fun. And stuff. And yeah so be kind I guess and enjoy.
Phil grinned, moving to turn off the camera before tackling Dan to the floor once again. They'd just finished filming what he'd call 'Phil is not on fire', which would be their first video together. And it went surprisingly well, considering how much of a train wreck he expected it to be.
"Everyone's going to love it and love you," Phil insisted, a hand on either side of Dan's head as he swooped down to steal a quick kiss, "We did it, Dan!"
The younger only giggled and stretched to capture Phil's lips in another kiss, shrugging, "I'm not so sure they'll love me. Think of what your fangirls will do when
Soul Eater: Day 2 You finally had finished Kid's pancake and he sat their taking his sweet time cutting and eating. You take a seat in front of Kid and take a glance at the clock. 6:00 am. You had spent 30 minutes to make Kid a SYMMETRICAL pancake. Kid looks at you. "(Y/N) you look distracted. Whats wrong?" Kid said taking another bite. "Its just about work" You said staring into space. Kid turns you head to face him. "If you need some help we'll give it to you, so whats wrong?" Kid says with a soft smile. "Its just I dont think my the payment of my job is enough to keep my apartment" You say with small sigh. "We can get jobs to help you out" You shot of your chair. "Really?!" Kid gave a soft nod. "We'll even start job hunting today, but until then you should get ready for your job." Kid says putting plate in the sink with the rest. You skip over to Kid and pull him into a hug and then ran to your room to get ready for work.Soul Eater: Day 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
(LE TIME SKIP)
It was 7:00 It wa
Friends are Better (Natasha X Reader) (One Shot)(Name) was putting on her coat to go greet her "date" for Valentine's Day, Natasha. The two friends were tired of trying to get dates on Valentine's day, so they had decided to be each other's "Valentine." Give each other gifts and do everything Valentines do, but they were only friends.Friends are Better (Natasha X Reader) (One Shot)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"For you," (Name) said as she handed Natasha the red roses and chocolates she had bought on her way to the café.
"How thoughtful!" Natasha said as she reached to her bag. She produced a small bouquet of strange looking flowers and an extra large bag of chocolates for her Valentine. "Bacon roses and chocolate. I have to be honest though. I bought the roses.."
"Damn. You still beat me there."
"Figured. Don't worry though, you have the whole day to make it up."
"So dinner then the club?"
"Sounds good," Natasha agreed as they grabbed their belongings and headed to a restaurant.
The had a pleasant uneventful dinner, and were soon at a club. The music was thudding in everyone's ears as the
1D: Zarry Tickle Fanfic Req"Harry! Wheeerrreeeee arrreeee youuuuuuu?" Zayn sang as he woke up, Harry was downstairs on the couch, listening to his iPod, oblivious to Zayn's calls. Zayn took a quick shower, and changed into shorts and an orange cutoff. He slowly made his way downstairs, not sure whether or not Harry could hear him or not.1D: Zarry Tickle Fanfic Req2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Perfect. He can't hear." Zayn thought. Oh he was wrong. Harry could now hear, as he felt slight steps, as he pressed pause on the song "Some Nights" Harry waited for Zayn to get a little closer. Zayn slowly raised his arms expecting to be able to pin down the youngest lad no problem. He had never been more wrong in his life. Suddenly out of nowhere Harry pounced on Zayn pinning his arms above his head.
"WHAT THE HELL. HAZ GET OFF." Zayn struggled as he came up with a plan. Let Harry have a bit of fun. Zayn knew exactly what to do.
"Well. I just so happened to remember how you've been tickling me and bullying me into doing whatever you want, otherwise you'd do THIS." Harry cooed
Phan - 'Tease - r"Dan. Stop looking at me like that."Phan - 'Tease - r3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No! We spoke about this Dan. You have been getting spoiled recently."
Dan slumped back on the sofa and cuddled a Totoro into this chest. Phil wasn't gionng to give in. Dan glanced at the older boy, he was occupied tapping away on his laptop...
"Don't even think about it." Phil said without looking up.
"What? What do you mean?"
"I can see you looking at me. It's not going to happen."
Dan looked over his shoulder, if he ran he might be able to make it. He jumped off the couch and ran towards the kitchen, heading straight for the top cupboard.
"Dan, no!" Phil shouted launching himself at Dan.
They fell to the ground, Phil on top if Dan.
"I told you no!"
"But Phil, they're so good."
Dan looked pleadingly at Phil who's eyes softened. He pressed a kiss to the younger boy's mouth.
"Just one." Phil said moving off Dan.
Dan squealed as he got up and went to the cupboard.
Slowly, he reached for the malte
Jack Frost x Reader chapter 1: A Perv..?Jack Frost x Reader chapter 1: A Perv..?2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Name] sat silently on her rooftop, stargazing like any other night. The cool crisp air on her skin making her shiver slightly. It was expected when one was only wearing a baggy t shirt and pajama pants, but the [h/c] girl didn't really mind it. Her attention was focused only on the stars and the moon. She always seemed a little attached to the moon, being the somewhat 'spiritual' girl she was. She always believed in things others found ridiculous or childish. She found them to be a more happy place.
A place where one could think and act as they please without any judging stares.
Where a person could be themselves without hesitation.
That's the kind of world [Name]'s dad had dreamt about.
That is, before he died.
Sure, it had been only a few years ago that –
"Hey, you know you're gonna catch a cold dressed like that." A voice warned. A very familiar voice.
"I'm use to it Jack. Nothing to worry about." [Name] said with a smile, eyes staying fixed on the twinkling stars.
Smiling softly, J
I want to know you. Part 3 (NaLu)Well, it was nice having a warm hand grabbing my frozen one… But where the hell is it taking me?!I want to know you. Part 3 (NaLu)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
With small steps I walked behind him, his hand softly pulled me next to him and I looked at his calm face which gave me a heartwarming smile. I didn’t know how but his smile rubbed off on me and the corner of my lips slowly raised itself.
After a couple of minutes in silence, we halted in the middle of some park.
For the whole period that I walked next to Nastu I was watching my feet not daring to meet his face for even a single second. I heard a sigh from the pink haired male and I felt a warm finger under my chin. He slowly pushed my face out of the soft scarf and raised it so I could see the beautiful sight in front me.
Yellow, orange, red and many more colors of autumn! It was a park full of massive trees and a peaceful pond in the middle of it all. There weren’t a lot of people, the white benches were empty and the only sound came from the ducks who were swimming ha
Narry: Niall Tickles HarryHarry and Niall were spending their day in Niall's flat. The five membered boy-band had been given the day off. Louis, Liam, and Zayn had all stayed in their own flats, but Harry was alone and bored so he decided to hang out with Niall for the day. The two boys were playing a game of monopoly in Niall's living room. Harry was currently winning.Narry: Niall Tickles Harry2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"This game sucks," Niall huffed as he was thrown in jail for the third time in the last ten minutes.
"You're just mad 'cause I'm winning," Harry said passing go and collecting his $200 from the back.
"You're only winning 'cause you're cheating," Niall said crossing his arms. "And where the hell are you getting all those pink 50s!!" Harry smirked at the boy and just rolled the dice again. Niall caught a glimpse of something pink in Harry's left sleeve as he moved his piece seven spaces around the board. Without warning, Niall jumped up from his spot and pounced on Harry. He wrestled Harry to the ground and pinned his arms above his head.
Rebellion Love1 month agoRebellion Love2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It been a year since Eggman had been defeated by the Freedom fighters. People were believed and thanks the honor to a certain blue hedgehog that always save the day. His friends cheering and clapping for his wonderful time he saved those people that were in danger.
"Thank You Mr. Sonic for saving the day again" said a little rabbit that was holding her mothers hand.
"Anytime Cream. Just call me when you need help alright" said the Hero of Mobius Sonic with a smile that everyone likes.
"Oh SONIKKU! I THOUGHT EGGMAN WAS GOING TO KILL YOU! I WAS SO WORRIED!" cried a certain pink hedgehog that tackled Sonic and hugged him really tight.
"A-Amy......Can You Let....Go C-Can't Breathe"
Amy pulled away as she had sweat drops and giggles alittle. Then Sonic little buddy came and land while he was flying .
"Sonic....I don't want you to get lost and be careful we you go and see Sally again" said a two-tails fox giving Sonic his stuff ready to go.
"Hey Tails Chill..I'll Be fi
Harry's TicklishIt was a rare time when the five members of One Direction had full week off. Louis, Harry, Niall, Liam, and Zayn were all in the living room of Harry's dad's flat out in the secluded country where they were sure no paps would find them. Liam, Niall, and Zayn were snuggled up on one side of the couch while Harry and Louis were on the other end practically wrapped up in each other. They were watching 'Toy Story 3' as requested by Liam and seeing how the others were beyond bored, they all agreed to watch. Louis tried to reposition himself and Harry on the couch accidentally gripping Harry's side. Harry involuntarily flinched and let a giggle escape his lips. Harry silently wished that Louis or his other band mats hadn't noticed. Unfortunately for him, they did. A devilish grim flashed on Louis' face as he moved his hands to poke at Harry's sides. Harry couldn't help but laugh out loud this time trying to get away from his best friends tickling prodding fingers. Harry was able to pusHarry's Ticklish2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Brick x Baby!ReaderBrick x Baby!ReaderBrick x Baby!Reader10 months ago in Humor More Like This
Brick sighed, plopping back on the couch. He pulled his cap down to where it was covering his face. Slowly, his eyes drifted shut and sleep slowly began to drift over him. However, it was sadly interrupted as the wail of a baby girl reached his hyper sensitive ears. He tried to ignore it, but eventually he groaned out in annoyance and sat up, correcting the cap on is head before standing and making his way to the other room. He walked in, and went straight to the crib and peer in at the wriggling, crying little girl. Her wails quieted down to whimpers upon seeing the red clad man staring at her.
“What's wrong?” Brick muttered, almost like he expected her to answer.
Things went silent for a minute or so, then he heard a low rumble come from the little girl, pulling a small smile to his tired looking face.
“Hungry?” he said, picking her up and carefully cradling her to his chest before walking out of the room and towards the kitchen, where he p
BlanketDan grunted, whining, "Why won't he run, Phil?! Make him run!"Blanket3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The pair was on the couch, squished against each other, a light blanket draped over their knees. Their original plans for that night, which included going to the park and laying under the stars, got rained out. Disappointed, they trudged back to the flat, Phil suggesting they play Sonic again. Dan had agreed, and they'd been in the same place since then.
"I don't have the ability to control hedgehogs!" Phil responded, giggling when Dan died again.
After a few more tries, which turned into fails, Dan made a displeased noise and chuckled the controller at the floor, dramatically falling against the sofa. "I hate this game."
Phil got up and shut the console off, crawling back next to Dan and giving him half a hug. "Then why do you play it so often, hm?"
Rolling his eyes and leaning into the embrace, the younger sighed, "Because I like to slowly kill myself, obviously."
"Oh, it's not so bad. I'm here, after all, and my
KickTheStickz - Dance With MeAuthor; BreffskiKickTheStickz - Dance With Me3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Warning; Nothing c:
Author's note; This is a reaaaally long one shot ^__^ Just to apologise for not uploading in a while!
PJ stared aimlessly at his computer screen; he'd just finished editing his newest video for his subscribers. He rubbed a hand across his eyes and yawned, checking the time in the corner of his laptop screen. 2:30AM.
Checking that Chris was still awake since he was sleeping over, he creeped over to his room and peeked around the door. "Chris?" He whispered, attempting to keep his voice quiet enough not to wake him if he was asleep, yet loud enough to hear if he was awake.
"Oh, Hi PJ." Chris replied, smiling and turning around in his chair to look at PJ. "You alright?" He asked, closing down the tabs on his computer to make sure nothing embarassing would be discovered.
"Yeah, I was just going to ask if you wanted a cup of tea before bed?" PJ queried, opening the door fully to take a step inside
CuriosityDan and Phil were sprawled out on Phil's bed, each claiming his side as they talked. It was nearly eleven o'clock, but this wouldn't be the first time they'd spent hours on end just talking.Curiosity3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Do you ever.... think about things?" the brunette inquired, rolling onto his side and looking at Phil curiously.
Chuckling, the older locked his arms behind his head comfortably, shrugging, "I think about things quite often, yeah."
Dan rolled his eyes, kicking Phil in the shin gently, "You know what I mean. Things no one else would ever think of. Like.... what would happen if the sun randomly exploded or if Lion started talking back?"
The older just shrugged again, letting his eyes slip closed as he shifted slightly on the mattress, "Dunno. I think everyone has those off the wall thoughts from time to time."
"Can I ask you a question, then?"
"Go on," Phil blinked his soft blue eyes open, turning his head to face the younger.
A small, barely noticeable blush crept on to Dan's cheeks as he tried to
iPod Commotion (The Ninth Doctor x Reader)iPod Commotion (The Ninth Doctor x Reader)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
(The Ninth Doctor x Reader)
"And why not?"
"Because I don't like the name Jones."
"Well then what's wrong with the name Frank?"
The Doctor peered up at you, his Sonic Screwdriver still shining a deep blue light across his thin face. He gave you a humorless look before replying, "Those are human names. Why can't you just call me The Doctor?"
"Because," you sighed. You leaned against the console, but quickly backed away as it let out a sort of metallic groan. The Doctor gave you another significant look. "Okay, fine...I'll go play Solitaire or something."
"That a girl..." The Doctor gave you a tight smile before returning to his work on the TARDIS. You stared at him for a moment and shook your head slowly. You enjoyed traveling with The Doctor, but sometimes you wished he would pay you a bit more attention...no, you wished he wou
Prescription Heartsight: TwoYou've been talking to this Egbert kid for months, but you've still only seen him once- when you were half blind without your prescription sunglasses, so you still haven't really 'seen' him, and you guess you'd really like to change that. So you suggested a meetup place in town, and it all went pretty smoothly from there.Prescription Heartsight: Two2 years ago in Humor More Like This
TG: hey so you know that little kiddie park by the mall
GT: the one with the ridiculously large double slide?
TG: honestly i think it should be bigger but yeah that one
TG: wanna meet up there and figure out something else to do when we get there
GT: you mean you haven't figured out something for us to do already?
GT: haha, lame dave. i thought you were supposed to be good at this kind of thing!
TG: bitch pls
TG: check your privilege
TG: your fucking
TG: labeling people is wrong
GT: whatever. yeah, we can meet up there.
GT: just let me ask my dad.
TG: aw you need permission thats cute
GT: shut up.
Larry: Just Like HomeHarry sighed as he went through several pictures on his laptop, smiling sadly as the images brought back fond memories of his family. When was the last time he gave his mom a hug, or pranked his sister? The curly-haired boy could smell the fresh scent of bagels and muffins as images of his happy family in front of their bakery popped up. Tears started to form in his eyes as he realized how much he missed working behind the counter.Larry: Just Like Home2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Hey, Haz,” called a familiar voice from behind the boy.
Harry quickly wiped his eyes of any tears and turned around to meet a smiling Zayn. The brunette totally forgot that his friends invited themselves over to his flat. The raven-haired boy’s brown eyes met Harry’s green eyes, but Zayn seemed oblivious to what Harry was going through right now.
“Louis wants to walk around town,” Zayn continued. “I just came to ask if you wanted to go with us. Sure, the big happy family isn’t complete without Niall around, bu