KakuHida-Bloodloss"Hidan, Hurry your ass up!" Kakuzu yelled before stealing the person's heart he was strangling, and threw him to the ground with a thud.KakuHida-Bloodloss5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"FUCK YOU!" Hidan yelled back at his partner as he raised his head off the ground. He was in his ritual circle, with a stake through his heart, and multiple kuni in different parts on his body."DON'T MESS WITH-"
"-Your Retarded ritual.... blahblahblah... Jashin-whatever, herd it before, I could care less about what YOU want you spoiled brat." Kakuzu snapped back.
Hidan violet eyes narrowed and he snarled at him.
Kakuzu walked over to the bounty that Hidan had mutilated. His leg was twisted, and an arm was broken. He was bleeding in several different spots on the body, and his chest gushed blood. His eye was black, and his lip was bleeding, as was his nose.. There was blood everywhere. Kakuzu wrinkled his nose a bit. It was disgusting.
"I think you may of overdid it this time." Kakuzu said disgustedly.
"That what your so pissed about?" Hidan asked as h
Kisame's Sick- a KisaItaKisame was sick.Kisame's Sick- a KisaIta7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And no, I dont mean coughing occasionally and snot thats a yucky green color sick. Were talking about head about to explode from massive fever and constant puking sick. And when someone is as sick as this, its almost impossible for said person to fend for themselves, seeing as theyll puke if they try to move enough to get out of bed. Which means theyll need someone to take care of them. And the only other person in the base at this time was Kisames partner, Itachi.
Kisame wasnt just sick. He was doomed.
Ne, Itachi-San? Kisame did his best to keep his voice from sounding too feeble, so it wouldnt annoy the Uchiha. Hed considered his attempt a brief success before succumbing to the coughing fit from hell. Itachi merely stood in the doorway, doing his best not to twitch as he waited out his partners episode. When it was finally over, he considered it safe to respond.
Hidan X ReaderI have been in the Akatsuki for a while now. A crazy guy who enjoyed it when I stabbed him kidnapped me. Apparently his name was Hidan. We sometimes go on missions together. Even though most of those missions end up with Hidan bending over in pain from a kick in the crotch, and me being the one who gave out the kick. We often messed with each other like that. Like one time, Hidan replaced all of my black tank tops with pink frilly dresses. He got another kick in the crotch for that. It was now a month since I came here, and I was searching through my room to try and find my book on herbal medicines.Hidan X Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'Wait...' I hung my head down. 'I left it in Hidan's room, just great.' I left my room as I headed down the hall to find his bedroom door open. I poked my head in and searched for Hidan. 'Good, I can find my book and leave without him picking on me.' I walked in as an overwhelming smell of blood rushed by my face. 'He just got done doing a ritual so he should be taking a shower.' I looked u
Exploding feelings Deidara x reader [part3]Exploding feelings Deidara x reader [part3]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As you approached Hidan he yelled out to Deidara. "Hey man! Be careful, these people are actually a bit of a challenge! It's about fucking time, right!? Any way, get your ass over here and make this more interesting!" Hidan went back to fighting. He was so fast, like lightning, it made yo feel inferior. But you wouldn't accept that, you decided to jump right in.
You concentrated I to your genjutsu, you placed your bombs discreetly so no one would notice, then looked to Deidara. "You gonna help your friend?" You urged.
"As though you had room to talk, you've done nothing!" He ran forward, not noticing the bombs you had placed.
"I got you man!" Deidara came in contact with the rouges who were standing in the sidelines. With each touch, they exploded. Deidara was shocked, he didn't understand the bombs were DNA bombs. As soon as someone else's skin, DNA, or biochemical tissue touched the bomb, it was to explode.
Soon, the battle ended. Hidan thanked Deidara and hugged him. "Who's the girl
Sugar Sweet-SasoSakucollabo1Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto.Sugar Sweet-SasoSakucollabo15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tsunade was going to have a killer headache in the morning. Sakura could be sure of that, as she watched her teacher shake a cup of dice yet again as she chugged sloppily from a sake bottle, grinning like an idiot. The young kunoichi rested her head in her hands and sighed quietly, watching as Tsunade almost fell over as she moved to sit down.
"Sak-u-ra, have a drrrink!" Tsunade said, shoving the bottle at Sakura's face. When Sakura did nothing, she lost interest after a few moments and drunkenly waltzed back to the mat where everyone was currently placing bets. Sakura looked on in silence as Tsunade lost another round.
A small tap on her shoulder startled her from her reverie, and she whirled to see Shizune crouched behind her, Ton-Ton nestled in her arms. "What is it, Shizune-san?" Sakura asked.
"I've got it covered, Sakura," Shizune said, glancing to Tsunade, "Why don't you go out and enjoy yourself a bit?"
"Just go, Sakura. You de
Kisaita - Tower of terrorItachi clung onto Kisames arm when the TV went out unexpectedly. Kisame looked down at Itachi, surprised. Itachi . . .? He asked. Itachi looked up at him, face flushed. He had to think of an excuse and fast, he couldnt let Kisame know that he, the fearless Uchiha that murdered his whole clan and many others, was scared of a ride. A ride that even an eight year old wasnt afraid of.Kisaita - Tower of terror7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A guy eyed me and he was checking me out. I just wanted him to think that Im off limits. Itachi replied. Kisame shrugged, he didnt mind.
Everyone in the room began walking through the doors and Itachi was still clinging to his partners arm. They found themselves once again waiting in a line. Itachi watched as the people ahead of him went into the elevators. He didnt want to go on. He never wanted to go on but Kisame insisted that theyd go on. Unfortunately if he had told him that he didnt want to go on, Kisame would suspect him of b
Exploding feelings DeidaraXReader part 2Exploding feelings DeidaraXReader part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You spent your first night in Deidara's room. He didn't come to his room that night, though.
The next morning, everyone was in a kitchen-like setting. You expected life here to be so much different because of who they were; yet it was as if you lived in a multi-family housing development.
Deidara and a red head were making toast. Deidara burned his and sat down angrily.
"Good job there, brat." The read head's piece of toast was unburned and somehow looked appetizing.
"Shut the hell up Sasori! It's just damned toast, hm!" You sat next to Deidara and ate your simple cereal.
"It's nothing to get worked up over." You pointed out. "You should work on calming your temper." You sat and ate, happy with your statement, trying not to show any interest in Deidara.
"What the hell,mi don't even know you, hm! I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you!" He crossed his arms and stomped his foot.
"Whatever you want." You smiled sarcastically.
"I like this one..." The blue man walked up to you. "I'm Ki
KisaIta Babies are HomeKisaIta Babies are Home5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
AU: Yay~!!! Another update on Itachi's and Kisame's babies~!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!
Itachi and Kisame walked into the base, the later carrying two bundles of joy and a smile. Itachi walked weakly to the couch, still exhausted from the birth a day ago. Kisame smiled and walked over to him, sitting next to him.
" You did such a wonderful job koi, they are both beautiful..." Kisame said, nuzzling their little noses. Itachi smiled lightly, leaning against his husband.
"Arrigato.....but...I couldn't.....have done it without....you...koi..." He mumbled tiredly, nuzzling his arm. Kisame chuckled and kissed his head, holding the twins close.
"Ne~ I wish we wouldn't have had so much confusion at the hospital though...." Kisame said, earning a glare from his weasel.
"That was your fault...I don't even remember what happened now, but I know you had something to do with it!" Itachi said, growling slightly.
"Koi~~~ Can't we change the girl's names to Aki and the boy's na
ADVICEITACHI!! Sasuke yelled, bursting through the door. Ive come to-I, err, ahh... Sasukes face turned beet red. Hed just walked in on Itachi and Kisame, and caught them in a VERY compromising situationADVICE7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Now, Sasuke, I think I should explain to you what you saw-Itachi began,
I SAW MY OLDER BROTHER GETTING SCREWED BY A GIANT SHARK!!! He was sitting across the room from Kisame and Itachi, who had the decency to put on their shorts in his company. His face flushed again as he spoke.
Itachi tried again. Yes, were aware of that, but maybe if we explain-
EXPLAIN WHAT?!? WHY YOU TWO WERE DOING IT?! YOU ARE FREAKIN S-RANKED CRIMINALS, BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERERS, AND GUYS!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELVES?!?!
Sasuke would have gone on, but he was out of breath.
Itachi moved over and sat on Kisames lap. Simple. Were i
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven ItachiNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Itachi2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jiraiya glanced around the room, then without any warning, took your hand and pulled you to your feet. "It's going to be your turn next. Good luck, I have a feeling you're going to need it."
"Oh, well, thank you, I think." You felt around the bucket for a moment, trying to identify at least one item. Suddenly a thin cord wrapped itself around your wrist. Deciding you were probably taking far too long anyway, you lifted that item up and out of the bucket. It was a necklace, with circular pendants on it. You knew you'd seen it before, but you can't place the owner. "Not sure who's this is, sorry."
"Hey, Itachi, she got your item. Stop playing with the cat and go play with the lady." Kisame took the cat from Itachi's lap and nudged him off the couch.
Itachi walked over to you and took the necklace. "I thought I chose something rather obvious. But I suppose I was wrong." He placed the necklace back on his neck and continued in the direction if the closet.
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven OrochimaruNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Orochimaru2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey, which one of you beautiful young ladies wants to play next hmm?" Jiraiya looked around the room, then pointed straight at you. "You, I think it's high time you had a go at this. Step right up and pick an item out of the bucket of love." He laughed.
You placed your hand in the basket and pulled out the first item you touched. It was a small rectangular box with a red nob on one end of the top. You slid over the knob only to have something pointy launch at you from the box. "What the heck is this? Some kind of finger torture trick?"
"No, it's just a snake in a box. People used to put venom on the tips of those tiny little fangs to easily kill their enemies. But now it's just a child's toy, what a pity." Orochimaru sighed, giving you a wicked grin.
Jiraiya was standing next to you protectively. "I don't think I want to let you go anywhere alone with him. He has no regard for anyone but himself."
"Oh come now Jiraiya, don't steal away our fun." Oroc
SasoSaku- Sasori's birthdaySasoSaku- Sasori's birthday4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My name is Sakura Haruno, I'm your average woman you know the one who gossips, works cook's cleans but the one thing I' am missing is a boyfriend. I use to date a man named Sasori he was such a good man, caring, understanding, funny and charming. I met him when I was in the coffee shop, I spilt my coffee on him yes embarrassing I know but he asked me out and well I said yes. It only took a few dates for me to fall for him we official started going out when one night he took me home I remember it like it was yesterday
"Sasori I've had a great time tonight thank you"
"No worries by the way Sakura come her please you have something on your face" he pulled me closer "Close your eyes it's just above" I then felt to warm soft lips press on to mine, time standing still. I stroked his soft yet messy hair letting out the smallest moans but sadly after about three minutes later our lips departed as we both needed to catch our breath
But sadly just over two weeks ago
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven SasoriNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Sasori2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jiraiya called you up to the middle of the room and held out the large bucket for you. You pressed your hand through the items and felt around for only a few seconds before something rather interesting got your attention. After removing it from the bucket, you gave it a closer look. It was a small piece of wood, with very intricate carvings on it. The detail and time, that some had put into this amazed you. As you looked up to ask who it belonged to, Sasori appeared in front of you. You jumped. "God, you scared me."
"That's my item. You can keep it though. I couldn't get it how I wanted it." Sasori began walking to the closet. "No matter, I can always try again."
Jiraiya placed a hand on your shoulder as he walked with you to the closet. "Careful of that one. He's a smooth talker, I wouldn't want to lose you to him." He gave you a serious look as you walked into the closet. "I'll see you in seven minutes, don't disappoint me." With his warning, he shut and locked the door.
Request : Itachi x Reader - New RecruitRequest : Itachi x Reader - New Recruit3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR NARUTO
Itachi looked in interest at the new recruit, (Name). She seemed distant ... and quiet. Then again, she was now branded as an S Rank criminal and Deidara was trying to get her to spill the beans on what she did, but no matter what he tried ... she remained silent. Itachi had to admit that he was curious, too ... but it wasn't in his nature to pry into people's business, especially during a training session
"Come on, (Name). You can tell us ... I mean, Itachi over there killed his whole clan in a single night! ... Apart from his brother Sasuke" Deidara said
Itachi flinched at the name. He really did care for his little brother ... and it hurt so much to be forced into making Sasuke hate him. But, if he hadn't done it, then Sasuke would have ...
"Deidara cut it out" Itachi said, slightly shaken
"You guys are no fun, you know that?" Deidara groaned
Itachi noticed that (Name) was looking at him. Clearly, he had piqued her interest ...
MadaDeiTobi: Unrequited LoveMadaDeiTobi: Unrequited Love3 years ago in Romance More Like This
is a beautiful, wonderful, terrible thing."
"How so?" The two-toned man asked the swirled masked nin beside him.
"Hm? Oh nothing. Just thinking to myself Zetsu-san."
The black and white man stared at the masked ninja with a neutral expression on his face, then turned back to his current task at hand.
"Alright." Zetsu responded as he ripped off a piece of a dead woman's heart with his bare teeth, and proceeded to chew, swallow, and devour her.
Tobi stood, watching, with a solemn expression on his face, if you could see his face. An orange swirled mask covered all of any expression the Child-like ninja held.
As I said, Unrequited love, is a such a terrible, yet so beautiful thing.
An unrequited love is love that is not returned.
Whether you are the one who loves or is loved, it can be a painful experience
"Hey! Senpai! Look Senpai! Lookit! Lookit! Did you see my jutsu!?"
The blonde haired teen groaned. "Yes, Tobi. I saw it, un."
"Wasn't it AMAZING~?
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KimimaroNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kimimaro2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey, hey, hey. Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time for your turn my dear.” Jiraiya grabbed your arm and pulled you to the center of the room. “Go ahead and pick an item. Good luck. You're going to need it.”
“Right, I'm sure.” You placed your hand inside the bucket. You had only been feeling around a few seconds when something sharp jabbed you in the palm of your hand. “Ouch, what the heck is this?” Lifting your hand from the bucket you notice a small shard of what looked like bone, sticking out of your palm. “Is this bone?”
“Yes. My clothing doesn't exactly have pockets, and I wasn't expecting to do this. Therefore I brought nothing to give.” Kimimaro took the bone from your hand and tossed it in the trash.
“Okay, that's weird. But whatever works for you.” Jiraiya scratched the back of his head awkwardly. “Let's just go ahead and get you two in the clo
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Rock LeeNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Rock Lee2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Let's see here, who's next?" Jiraiya scanned through the room and stopped at you. "Hey, it's your turn to play.” He smiled wide at you and waves you over to him. “I really hope you get someone good.” He laughed perversely.
Now in the center of the room, you prepared to draw your item. Before you even have a chance, you saw Lee running towards you. He barely stopped before the two of you collided. “Be careful Lee, you almost hit me.”
“I am sorry, but I got here late, and did not have time to give Jiraiya my item. If I put it in there now everyone will see it. So, you will just have to pick me now.” He smiled wide and gave you a thumbs up. “It is the only way.”
“I'm not so sure it's the only way, but it does make sense.” Jiraiya stroked his chin and shrugged. “So I suppose if there are no objections, you and Lee will go to the closet next.
Lee looked at you with pleading eyes. “Okay, sounds good to me.&
Hidan X Reader Might be loveHidan x ReaderHidan X Reader Might be love3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Aurthor's notelease Don't Hurt Me!!!!Just saying if you don't like the anime naruto don't read this and as I said DON'T KILL ME *waves white flag*
'I don't care what
they say i'm in
love with you they
try to pull me
away but they
don't know the
You woke up from the cat nap that started 2 hours ago with a firm hand covering your mouth fallowed by yelling out side.Your (e/c) eyes trailing up the arm to see a man with sliked back hair that was silver or was it grey.You didn't care at that point because just as you were about to see his face he picked you up not knowing your the hokage's daughter. After the yelling had stoped.You and the man came to a stop in a bloody court yard with an organization of men with black robes and a red cloud patern on it.A man of the uchiha clan and he had black hair came to say to the man carriying you "Hidan! You don't go catching random girls!" the ma
Itachi x Reader: Under the Forgotten Sakura TreesWARNING: For those who like happy endings, don't read this.Itachi x Reader: Under the Forgotten Sakura Trees2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Under the Forgotten Sakuras
A gentle breeze blew throughout the quiet night, rustling the Sakura tree's branches ever so lightly. The flowers danced in the wind for a short moment before floating down on to the silver lake, lightly disturbing the reflection of the pale crescent moon.
A man was sat on the floor, waiting for someone. She warned him that she would take a while. She was a strong leaf ninja, and she might've even been able to assassinate him.
The man was Itachi Uchiha.
And he was waiting for you.
You stepped out in to the beautiful landscape, and Itachi stood up.
"Itachi..." you whispered. You quickly glided over to him, and he embraced you, taking in everything: The smell of your hair, the scent of your skin, the feel of your smooth skin, the beat of your heart.
"(y/n)..." He whispered back. You both sat down, and he covered you in his cloak. You both silently enjoyed each other's p
Help from GenmaSakura quietly rapped on Genma's door, stepping back to wait for him to answer. She bit her lip in anxiety as she waited for the door to open. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. She was going to kill Ino for daring her to ask Genma to help her with her "problem".Help from Genma2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It wasn't a "problem" per say for Sakura, but just a dilemma of her falling in love with men that would never take any notice of her. She sighed as she thought of her secret love interest. Her former sensei.
This was different than when she had been in love with Sasuke. Hell, her "love" for Sasuke wasn't even love, it was just an obsession. But this feeling she had whenever she was around Kakashi or even just thinking about him or listening or speaking about him, this fluttering in her stomach at the mere mention of his name-this was real.
Sakura didn't even know when she had fallen for the Copy Ninja. Her love for the ambiguous ninja crept up on her slowly, like a flower in bloom. She didn't even realize she was attracted to
You stole my heart, Rock Lee x Thief! ReaderYou stole my heart, Rock Lee x Thief! Reader9 months ago in Romance More Like This
You causally flipped your hair away from your pretty face and smirked, you approached the house you had been eyeing up all day, there was training equipment sitting in the window which you could sell for a good price to nearby villages, there was weapons filling up shelves which you could probably trade to rouge ninja and best of all there was no-one home which couldn’t make you happier.
Making your way slowly to the house doing your best to keep out of sight, you focused your chakra to your hands and feet and started to make your way up the side of the house continuing to use the shadows as your shield.
As you came to the window, it was evident it was locked so you made a single-handed hand sign and the lock popped open. Grinning as you entered the house ‘everything is going perfectly’ you thought smugly. Well of course everything would be going perfectly, you had been doing this for a long time.
You were an orphan who was raised by a thief who caught you trying to s
The Words -a KakuHida oneshot-***WARNING!! WARNING!!***The Words -a KakuHida oneshot-6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI, SEX AND MATURE LANGUAGE
IF YOU DONT THINK THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT, PLEASE, STOP READING NOW!!!
By: Ayimei Tsukishiro
* 8 9 10 that makes 17,000 * Kakuzu thought to himself as he sat on the floor of his room and counted out the money he had earned from his latest bounty hunt. He sighed behind his mask and shifted slightly at the lack of comfort that the wooden boards provided. He lifted his head and looked longingly at the padded chair that stood beside the wooden table across the room. How much he wanted to do his work there but he knew that the small table didnt have nearly enough space to hold all of his money. So the medic sighed and returned to his work, *1 2 3 *
Suddenly, the door flung open and there was only one person who never bothered to knock.
A soft smile touched Kakuzus lips as he slipped his mask off over his head h
Chances part 55Chances part 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yo Blondie your early" Hidan Called To His Blonde Friend as He rounded the corner; laughing as he watched his panting friend. "glad you could make it Deidara Chan"
"Hey Hidan. You Needed something, un?"
"Well I was Wondering... Would you go out with Me Asshole?"
"Just Hear me out. I like this guy but he's a fucking money obsessed heathen who pays no attention to me... So will you help me?"
"... So you want me to help make some guy jealous so he will pay more attention to you, un?"
"Pretty much yeah" Hidan said looking at Deidara nervously, while quietly drawing circles in the dirt with his feet. "So will you...?"
"Sure, un" Deidara said his trademark Grin covering his features.
"I don't see why not, un."
"That's Awesome Dei-Chan!" Hidan Shouted Tackling the blonde sending them both to the ground.
"Oww Hidan it hurts Your heavy!" The blonde cried from underneath the other.
"Hidan Get off the brat" Deidara and Hidan Both looked up to see Sasori h