Quotes"This story will have a happy ending. I promise."Quotes7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- Farid ~ Inkspell
"I wouldn't be paranoid if they weren't out to get me."
- Carlie ~ General Hospital
"It was a murder, but not a crime."
- Cell Block Tango ~ Chicago
"The best kind of prize is a sur-prize!"
- Johnny Depp ~ Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
"Don't mistake coincidence for fate."
- Echo ~ LOST
"The world hears through different ears."
- Paula Abdoul ~ American Idol
"Taking care of yourself is a matter of instinct. Taking care of your neighbor is a matter of spirit."
- News Lady ~ TV
"You want to see a miracle, Son Be the miracle."
- Morgan Freedman ~ Bruce Almighty
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben ~ Spider Man
"The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. As long as you hate me you still care."
- Bree Vandicamp ~ Desperate Housewives
"Dally didn't die a hero. He died violent and young and desperate, just like we all knew he'd d
70 qwazy quotes"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."70 qwazy quotes7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
~ Garrison Keillor
"The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch
There are very few things in life that cannot be solved by the proper application of high explosives.
I don't get distracted eas....HEY LOOK A FLY
"You have to be a real ass hat to quote yourself."-me
"When your back's against the wall, it's time to turn 'round and fight"- John Major
"Normal is just a setting on a washing machine." ~ Jeannine Freeborn
"I'm sorry, but I cant hear you over the sound of how fucking psycho I am."
"NO NO NO!!! It's step-kick-step-pivot! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano!?!?!"
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain...
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire. ~Robert Frost
Let's start laughing randomly!
...it scares them
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo
Quotes1: "Let the world know you as you are , not as you think you should be." - Fannie BriceQuotes8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2: " First defense against evil ..... Open your damn eyes" - Reese, Forever Knights
3: " All we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
4: " How typical of humans ... Your eyes are clouded so you can not see ...... Even though
the truth is always within you...." - Vampire Princess Miyu
5: " No one holds command over me.
No man, No god, No prince
What is a claim of age for ones who are imortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me." - Gunter Dorn, Das Ungeheuer Darin
6: " I was summoned to greet Death with open arms, but I was pushed aside to live forever in his shadow." - Jedidiah Knight
7: " Im not afaid of death! Whats it going to do? Kill me?" - unknown
8: " Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, thats REALLY BAD for you."
9: " Reality, has teeth and claws.
Silent ScreamsMisguidedSilent Screams2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to memories of love
If a tree falls
and there’s no one to hear it,
does it make a sound?
LoveIt doesn't come easyLove3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It doesn't come quick
It can make you feel happy
Or make you feel sick
It can make you feel powerful
It can make you feel "hip"
But can also make you fall
And make you lose your grip
When you meet him, you wait for the words
The words you hope are true
When he kisses your lips and tenderly says
"I'll always love only you"
10 Funny Quotes1. "Evil beware - We have Waffles." - Raven from Teen Titans10 Funny Quotes6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. "Pants are an illusion, and so is death!" - Hue the Swampbender from Avatar: the Last Airbender
3. "I am bike cheese!" - Eugene Mirman
4. "All destinations are final - that's what it means, destiny, final - if you haven't gotten where you're going....you aren't there yet!" - George Carlin
5. "The key to life isn't to set goals to achieve - the key to life is to set goals no one can take away from you! For example, tonight, my goal is to go to the bathroom outside my pants!" - James P. Connolly
6. "My motto is 'Shoot for the curve but everything above it is gravy!'" - James P. Connolly
7. "If you give a man a fish, he'll stink up the whole town, but if you teach a man to fish - ya, see where im goin' with this? - he'll poke his eye out." - a drunken citizen of Albion
8. "They say that 'Kids Say The Darnedest Things' - but so would you if you had no education!" - Eugene Mirman
9. "The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says 'It
Bottled Up EmotionsBottled up emotionsBottled Up Emotions2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sat on a shelf
Each collected dust
And memories of the past
A girl walked in the room
Her eyes were dark and stormy
In a rage she grabbed a bottle
And smashed it into a window
Happiness oozed out of the broken bottle
That smelled beautiful and sweet
In a shock the girl knelt down
And looked in her reflection
She saw a girl
So innocent and naive
That was so happy from day to day
That she almost forgot to breathe
The reflection of the past
Was full of joy and light
But the girl she had become
Had become dark as night
She out a cry of utter despair
When suddenly a light did appear
From the window she broke in her act of rage
A ray of light shone on her face
Perhaps... There was hope
For broken souls
The girl's stormy eyes grew brighter
Because she knew hope had come.
Funny QuotesFunny Quotes5 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. "
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
Other Funny Quotes;
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh 'cause I just farted!"
"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died".
"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."
"Men should be l
Runner's DeathRunner's Death6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In other words, the time of the year my parents put their everything's-alright smiles on and Anabelle fills the toilet with puke so that she can pretend to be filling her stomach with food when all our relatives come over--the time of the year we all pretend to be normal.
It's also the anniversary of Runner's death. But, like they always do, my family has covered the events of December twenty-fifth, one year ago, the same way they did the cracks in our living room wall--in a layer of bright paint and wallflowers.
Like usual, my mom will make an excuse: when my beautiful Aunt May asks in that discreet way of hers why the space in the corner of the dining room beneath the three-pane window is empty, my mother will reply, "Oh, poor Runner contracted kidney disease. We decided to pu
Empty WordsWords can not describeEmpty Words2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
How empty I feel inside
Without you by my side
To complete me
Colors can not explain
The blue I feel
When I'm without you
Feelings can not feel
When you are not around
To make me feel real
That's what my world is made up of
Last Ride"Ticket, please."Last Ride3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The man sighed in irritation. "Ticket. Please."
Blinking his way out of his daze, Danny searched his pockets. "Wha- I- I don't have a... ticket."
Danny watched the man silently as different expressions crossed his pale face. "Listen, kid. I don't know how you've gotten here, and I don't really care. What I do care about, however, is. Your. Ticket." He hold his hand out as a silent command. "Without it, I can't ride this train for you."
Train? Why was he on a train? Danny frowned. For the first time he was here, he looked around properly. Empty, dark blue seats filled the long train car. GZ1056, a sign that hung above him said. No paper, no used soda cans, no unidentifiable goop lying on seats. Way too clean.
Then he gazed out of the window.
Dozens of them. Ghosts. Dozens of ghosts. Walking, no, more like floating around, waiting on the platform.
Blue eyes watched in fascination.
"Are you going to give it or not?"
Right. Ticket. This was ser
Bite me."BITE ME!" She screamed at him, her arms shaking in anger at him.Bite me.4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He gave her a grin, sliding his hands into his pockets as he walked over her. Leaning forward he whispered in her ear and her face flushed at the heat of his breath on her skin.
Be a ManPlease read the author's comments after reading this. This was meant to be an equal rights piece, not just women's.Be a Man4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I might not be hot.
I might not be skinny.
Hell, I might not even be the girl your father wants you to bring home.
But that's not my problem.
It's not my desire to be your slut, your whore.
I know I'm not the girl the team talks about in the locker room.
And don't you for a second think I wish I was.
I wear what I want, do what I want, go and say what I want because I'm me.
I'm me for myself, I'm me for God and I'm me for life.
Nothing you say or do will ever change that.
And if you're reading this and you're one of the boys that I find myself lucky enough to call a friend?
Don't hurt me.
Don't give me a reason to believe that you're all the same, that the good I see in you is fake and exists nowhere in your gender.
Don't treat me with less because I have more.
Attraction is one thing, but don't try to tear down my beauty because I don't suit what
Edge of InsanityTip me to the edge of insanityEdge of Insanity3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And watch my heart
Watch as the mask I so carefully placed
Shatter to a million pieces
Under your beautiful eyes
Which caused all the pain
Look into my eyes
That hide pain in them
From the outside world
And yet not a soul knows
...not even I know, at times
Watch as I slowly go numb
Shoving back memories into
My bleeding heart
Wishing back for the days
That I was happy and oblivious
Can't you see how much I hurt?
Perhaps my mask hides me
A bit too well...
things that go unspoken(you love this body - this diseasedthings that go unspoken3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
vessel, for more than it is worth.)
i am only a dead star with
a pretty name;
the afterglow of us
is still my most flattering light.
i can no longer open my mind
like a gift, cram meteors
into my chest to smash the logic
you put there.
i am icarus,
resin-winged in memory:
flying at the thought of
bending and bending and
for something louder than
longing to explore
the crevices of clouds
and brush past your fog
(as if it is simple, like
catholic school cursive
feelings that lift
from the canvas of my lips
and paint promise
on their own--
i challenged myself
to sum up passion in one sentence,
no longer retains
Barbaric TreatmentLate summer, 2261 AURCBarbaric Treatment7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The noontide sun gleamed off Hrothgar the Northmans rippling thews, and his shaggy mane of golden hair shone. The cheap tunic he wore could not conceal the hard, rangy lines of his frame as he stood astride the path through the narrow pass he had made his own.
Voices reached his ears; ears that, although attuned to the clash and clangor of battle, had never been deafened by the clatter and bustle of what men called civilization and so remained alert to the slightest threat: the padded footfall of the wolf, or the quiet hiss of a blade drawn from its sheath. But these were careless voices, chattering and laughing, heedless of the peril that loomed before them in the barbarians mighty person. His grip tightened upon the hilts of the sword which he held before him, its point resting upon the stony earth; and his nostrils flared in fierce anticipation.
Up the slope before him they came: Two youths walking side by side. The one was tall and well-bui
Ghosts of Youghosts of you are everywhere;Ghosts of You3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
remInding me, alwayS There.
i dIdn't mean to say goodbye;
was just afraid to ask you why:
why you bLushed and why you sighed;
we didn't rushthat's why we died.
the gLow faded, our Love fought;
i wish i'd knOwn what you thought.
i neVer knEw what You wanted;
nOw i'm stuck with being haUnted.
Percabeth ch. 10Percy's PoV.Percabeth ch. 104 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I don't even remember when I start to wake up. All I know is that somebody is feeding me ambrosia. Maybe nectar?
"What happened?" I rasp out.
"Shh!" She shushes. "You were attacked. It was scary and you better stay in bed, now. Don't use too much energy!" Annabeth, I immediately recognize.
"You you look.. pretty." I say. I can't hold it in. Even though she's a bit blurry now, I know she's pretty because she's always been pretty.
"Percy, shut up." She says, forcing another spoon of something into my mouth. This spoonful doesn't taste like ambrosia or nectar and I start to spit it out. My vision clears, and I'm no longer dizzy.
"What the hell was that?" I yell. She smiles.
"Just something " I glare.
"Never do that again."
"Whatever you say."
"So what happened?" I ask. Her smile fades and she drops her head, frowning. She plays with her hands and refuses to look at me.
"Something attacked you. Nobody saw exactly what it was because it came really fast. But we know
Lord, I Am Ashamed.Sleep and ILord, I Am Ashamed.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Have grown distant lately.
Back when the air I drank
Was more naïve,
We were friends sometimes
And sometimes enemies.
We bickered and loved
The taste of the wind,
The song of the chickadee,
The color of dreams
To warm my life.
The acres of that country
Are now reduced
To a single small lot
Encircled by a
Gray cyclone fence
That holds bitterness
Rather than keeping out
The worries of the world.
But I suppose
I don't really notice it,
Trees used to whisper to me
Of an earnest jay
Building her nest
Or of two squirrels
Caught up in the heat
But who really detects
Over so many
My own skull throbs
As if I'm diving
Down, down, deep
Into a scummy lake.
What breaks my heart
More than anything else
Is that I don't recall
My familiarity with the sky.
With silly and necessary things
To realize I've forgotten
How to Insult PoeticallyOnce I happened upon a callow young lass,How to Insult Poetically2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.
And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;
Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.
Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,
She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.
Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,
Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.
So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.
While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.
She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,
About never idolizing the keen writer's mind...
If that is the case, then why ape my technique?
Why submit to several galleries; is your brain on the leak?
You are writing to be seen; you seek attention as I do,
What are we if not performers, is that not true?
Did you believe that you could use your past as a shield?
It counts, I'm afraid, for nothing, I feel;
For you see, I'm a killer, as bold a
Sayings and Quotes: 11Real friends dont stab you in the back, they stab you in the front where everyone can see it happen.Sayings and Quotes: 116 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.
I heard a rumor that I died in a car crash.
We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit. ~ (I found this depressing)
An animator is a person who sacrifices their butt for the sake of your entertainment.
W-Wait...you guys aren't fighting anymore?
But...how? I mean, you guys were trying to kill each other and now you're friends again?
It's the manly thing to do. Guys beat the hell out of each other to resolve a conflict. The fight is very short and does not last long.
Sounds barbaric to me.
Can you really see me fathering and nurturing a baby? I'm an adult, but we both know that I am childish and im