Mass Effect ParodyDisclaimer: The following is a parody. I do not own or claim to own the property Mass Effect. Mass Effect is a product of the Bioware company. Please support the official release.Mass Effect Parody5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: In the Fanfiction world, there are two types of parodies. The first kind uses insightful wit to entertain an intelligent crowd. The other just throws in as many jokes he thinks are funny until one of them emits a slight chuckle. This is the later
A/N 2: Due to the short amount of time I have, I was not able to beta-read this properly. If anyone would like to volunteer their services, please leave a private message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Mass Effect: The Things that Need to be Parodied
As a lone figure watched from space, several men could be heard chatting in the background.
"Well, what about Shepard? He's mostly lived on Earth, but his parents served with the Alliance."
"I met them, lovely couple. You should try their recipe for Meatloaf."
"He handled that mission to Lost
The List, 101-200101. Psijics do not have ESP, nor do they know Miss Cleo.The List, 101-2006 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
102. Dremora do not have a sense of humor.
103. Neither do the Mazken.
104. And dont even ask about Xivilai.
105. Slow-walking ghostly Blades dont like to be told to move their bloomin asses already.
106. Punt the Scamp will never catch on as a popular game.
107. Neither will Punt the Bosmer. Except maybe in Elsweyr.
108. Not allowed to summon Fire Atronachs inside of castles, no matter how drafty it is.
109. Not allowed to read The Real Barenziah in front of Alessia Ottus.
110. Especially the Daggerfall version.
111. At the top of my lungs.
112. Not allowed to ask Umbacano what the hell is up with his hair.
113. The ghosts in my house in Anvil cannot be trained as servants.
114. Not allowed to instigate snowball fights in Bruma.
115. Especially if it involves the Mages Guild.
116. Raining out the Annual New Sheoth picnic is only funny the first time.