This is a PoemThis is an exposition.This is a Poem3 years ago in Other More Like This
This is a shocking simile.
This is clever repetition, a hint at the title.
Here is some personification, maybe of something like a telephone or a dying rose.
Here is an allusion to my non-conformity. (This poem was written on the back of a receipt for Pad Thai and Cherry Cream Soda.)
Here, we have an irregular rhyme scheme to push the point that anything can be poetry.
This is sly juxtaposition. (Oh, so that's what the title means!)
This is a metaphor for a heartbroken, society-induced identity crisis; in so many (too many) words.
This is a poem, believe it or not.
(Why are you still reading?)