doomed.Your name is Dave Strider, but you are most commonly referred to as Davesprite. You were once 'another future Dave' and have prototyped yourself, helped your alpha Dave along, and since been liberated, only to find yourself tied down on a battleship for two years of absolute boredom.doomed.2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You have tried to make the best of a bad situation, as Striders are taught to do. You helped John prank the daylights out of a number of different consorts (mostly the nakodiles; you hold a special grudge to them), you have watched bottom of the barrel movies and you have even broken the heart of one dog tier girl. And yet you still find yourself bored. Waiting.
Waiting for more than they would ever know.
As a Sprite, you have gained immense knowledge of the Game. SBURB is not nearly as mysterious and grand as it once was, but this is probably more of a curse than a blessing. You have restrictions on what you can and cannot share and because of this you have had to try your hardest to put easy to find tidb
KarkatxSollux~ Karnival DaysKarkatxSollux~ Karnival Days2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Fuck, first he invites me to this shitfest, then he doesn't arrive on time!" Karkat cursed, checking his watch for about the fifth time in three minutes. Sollux had twisted his arm to get him to come to this stupid wriggler festival they called a 'carnival', with promises of fun.
Not to mention Cotton Candy.
After checking his watch twice more over a minute, he heard footsteps. His gaze switched from its stare down at his watch, to a pair of mismatched black and white shoes, continuing upwards to a pair of jeans, a t-shirt with the honey coloured Gemini symbol on it-covered by a golden honey-coloured jacket, and finally setting onto his friends face, addoned with 3-D style glasses covering one blue, one reddish, eyes and slightly mussed black hair.
"Hey there KK." He said, bringing a hand up in a lazy wave.
"You fuckass! You're late!"
"Dude. Chill. No, I'm not. YOU are actually five minuteth early" he replied. Karkat must've gotten the time wrong. Again.
"Oh. Well, you should've been
Kawaii Ass Fuck Dirk x Jake (Totally Hawt)Dick and Jake were the best bros. One day Derk took off his mask and he started to flop like a fish on the land of Tomb and Krypton. "Im fuggen dyin and shet!" Dirk cried out as he fell onto his back and curled his kawaii fucking legs like a spider. "Oh golly gosh dick you are so kawaii please touch my wanker!" Jake cried out as he shook his push booty short ass. "Lol okay Jake-sama just come on down here are we can play tug of war with our d's." Jake complied and rolled ontop of Dirk and they began to to sloppy makeouts. Jake then withdrew a can of tuna from his sylladex and smashed it into Dirks magnificent face. Dirk shrieked like a little girl and slowly deflated like a balloon Jake clawed at the ground as Dirk became one with mother nature and blossomed into a beautiful orange lily. "Oh Dirk my kokoro beats for you and goes doki doki I dont care if you are a flower you are my one true love! Golly!" He then held the flower close to his chest and caressed it.Kawaii Ass Fuck Dirk x Jake (Totally Hawt)2 years ago in Settings More Like This
homestuck pervy faces:iconpervynepetaplz: :iconpervygamzeeplz: :iconpervyvriskaplz: :iconpervysolluxplz: :iconpervyequiusplz: :iconpervykarkatplz: :iconpervytavrosplz: :iconpervytereziplz: :iconpervyeridanplz: :iconpervykanayaplz: :iconpervyaradiaplz: :iconpervyfeferiplz: :iconpervydaveplz: :iconpervydirkplz: :iconpervyjaneplz: :iconpervyjohnplz: :iconpervydavespriteplz: :iconpervylatulaplz: :iconpervymeenahplz: :iconpervycronusplz: :iconpervykurlozplz: :iconpervykankriplz: :iconpervymitunaplz: :iconpervyroxylalondeplz: :iconpervymeulinplz: :iconpervysignlessplz:homestuck pervy faces2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rejected [Solkat fluff]You sit at your desk, husktop placed in front of you. Seconds earlier, you sent Terezi a message over Trollian confessing EVERYTHING. And she shot you down like the sucker you are.Rejected [Solkat fluff]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your head is on your desk, hands placed on top, digging your fingers into your hair in frustration. GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! You've tried as hard as you can not to cry, but you couldn't. You had to let it out. You explode, crying your heart out. You were serious about Terezi... and she rejected you without even thinking about your feelings! You lean up and cover your eyes with your shaky hands, hoping to keep the tears from flowing. It's futile. They just keep coming and coming.
You hear a "bleep" from your husktop. You part your hands, wiping away the annoying tears so you could see what the hell he or she wants.
twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TA: hey kk
TA: what2 up
You groan. You're not in the mood to deal with Sollux right now.
CG: SOLLUX LEAVE ME ALONE...
FrUk, Pirate Days-Chapt. 7"Feliciano, get me something to clean this off 'em.." He sits Francis down in his desk chair, making sure he could breath.FrUk, Pirate Days-Chapt. 73 years ago in Drama More Like This
Feliciano comes back with some wet clothes, "Vee, here you are Captain."
Arthur takes it and gently starts to pat at the wound. Francis hisses lightly, "Sorry.." Arthur mumbles, "Bloody fools..."
"Ah..." He twitches from the cloth, still coughing up bits of cleaning water. "I-It's a good...good zing you came when you did...I....I don't zink I could `old my breath any longer." he says breathlessly.
"I'm sorry they did that to you...I should've kept the damn door locked..." Arthur shook his head. "You should be thanking that boy Feliciano..he's the ones that woke me up."
Francis looks at the Italian boy, "Merci, zank you..."
Feliciano smiles, "Vee, you're welcome~"
Arthur looks at the italian and nods, "You may leave now"
"Vee, aye Captain" he waves at Francis before leaving the room.
Francis smiles and coughes again, "I...I can't remember all their faces though, it
John and Dave and Feelings▲: i'm not gay!John and Dave and Feelings4 years ago in Drama More Like This
▼: sure your not bro
▲: i'm not!
▼: its okay you know
▼: you can come out of the closet now
▲: everyone seems to think i am!
▲: what? no!
▼: everyone knows your not a homosexual john
▲: there are no closets to be stepping out of.
▼: except me
▼: i see the way you look bro
▼: no excuses
▼: just tell me
▼: im your bro
▲: no, but. dave!
▼: you can trust me
▲: i'm not.
▲: i'm really really not.
▼: and im not cool
▲: no but you are cool!
▲: you are the coolest of cool.
▼: and you are gay
▼: its okay dude
▼: just come out bro
▼: its just me
▼: im not gonna go around spillin your shit
▲: but i really don't think...
▲: i just get these weird feelings for uh...
▼: you like karkat
▲: i don't know!
APH: Secrets of an Icelandic TeeangerEmil sat in his seat completely dumbfound. Never in a million years did he picture this happening. This was something that only happened in his dreams. This was something he thought would only happen in the many fantasies he had.APH: Secrets of an Icelandic Teeanger3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Berwald Oxenstierna had kissed him.
For the last several years, he had been infatuated with the Swede. It all started when Emil was 13, Berwald was 16. He and his brother Lukas had been friends with him as well as with two other boys named Mathias and Tino. The five of them had been friends since they were children. Despite the personality clashes, the five of them got along well and it was almost impossible to separate them; a brotherhood that was like no other on the playgrounds of their small town. The kids at their school had dubbed them "The Nordic 5" as they were the only kids in town who had any Nordic heritage. It was a title that the five of them carried well into their adulthood.
It was at 13 Emil began to feel differently about him. He began noticin
Dave x John - Clouded Pt. 5“I’m scared,” I admit, tightening my grip on Dave’s arm.Dave x John - Clouded Pt. 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Everyone should be scared of high school,” he chuckles. “It’s full of nerds, dumbasses, bitches and drama queens. Otherwise known as Hell.”
“You are not helping me here!”
He laughs again, and I feel his hand pat me on the small of my back. “Relax, John. I’ll take you to every class. Even to your desk. And when we don’t have a class together, I swear I’ll be there to pick you up. Okay? I promise.”
I trust him. Of course I do. “Okay,” I say.
I nod affirmatively. “Okay.”
“Okay,” he ends, then he steps forward and I’m close to follow him, hand firmly around his arm. No way I’m losing him in this hellhole. I mean, I’ve always enjoyed school. I like making friends and I like learning in new ways, it’s just that not everyone is… nice.
When he leads us thro
Adventure2 Iin Baby2iitiingtwinArmageddons [TA] joined chat.Adventure2 Iin Baby2iitiing2 years ago in Humor More Like This
grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
TA: uh....2up, kiiddo.
CG: *LOOKS UP AT HIM THROUGH SQUINTED EYES* ...SKREEE..
TA: hehe. 2kree two you twoo.
TA: *look2 down, 2miiliing, clearly haviing no iidea that iit ii2 a grub ver2iion of kk*
CG: *BITES SOLLUX'S FINGER* ..SKREE....!
TA: o-ow! jeez! *pull2 hii2 fiinger out, but chuckle2 liightly* you've....you're pretty iirriitable, liittle '2kree'.
CG: *HUFFS AND CLIMBS ONTO SOLLUX'S SHOULDER* SKREEEEE..
TA: hehe. *let2 hiim re2t there, 2omewhat puttiing the piiece2 twogether iin the meantiime* ....you're karkat, aren't you, 2kree?
CG: *NODS HIS HEAD, SLOWLY BLINKING HIS EYES* SKREE SKREEE..
TA: hehe....knew iit. *griin2* only that 2ort of 2piiriit would come from kk...ii'm 2ollux.
CG: *NODS HIS HEAD AND CLIMBS DOWN SOLLUX'S SHOULDER AND TO HIS HAND, SMUGGLING HIMSELF UNDER IT*..SKREEE..
TA: *2miile2, lettiing kk re2t under hii2 hand, pattiing hiim liightly* you're a cute liittle thiing though.
Cool And Sweet :: JadexDave :: HomestuckCool And Sweet :: JadexDave :: Homestuck2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jade Harley sighed as she walked through the park. Being at the young age of 16, everyone at her age already had love in their lives. Jade felt alone, unwanted when she was with her friends. As much as she loved them, and they loved her, she felt left out when they all walked together in pairs. She was always in the back without a partner and always the wheel of her group. Jade kicked the nearest tree trunk in frustration; she was steaming from embarrassment. Her parents had humiliated her in front of her friends saying why they thought she couldn’t get a decent guy. Of course, she faked a smile and excused herself as “the nice girl” would. Everyone was at the park, everyone that was invited were holding hands and hugging. All. Except. Her. Jade continued to walk around the park, muttering and keeping her head down. She wasn’t looking where she was going and suddenly crashed into someone unexpected…
Dave Strider was looking down at his phone, grimacing a
Sexy Brow PowerTitle - Sexy Brow PowerSexy Brow Power3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was an Allies meeting. So far only France and America had shown up. They were painfully getting tired of each other's company.
"Dude why are you so old and disgusting!" America moaned.
France whipped his head back. "I'm as young as a baby and disgusting? Moi isn't the one shoving hamburgers down his throat!"
Before they could continue a wind came in, throwing the door open. A fog covered the doorway until one man stepped in.
England wiggled his eyebrows and the door shut behind him. France and America were forced to stare in amazement. His eyebrows were blasting them with sexiness. It was too much for them. They couldn't handle it.
America's iPhone flew out of his pocket and into England's outstretched right eyebrow. It began playing the Lonely Island song 'Jizz in my Pants.'
It was too much for them. Their pants became soiled with jizz as the lyrics 'Yes I jizzed in my pants' played and his eyebrow wiggled to it. Good, desi
HS: BiteYour name is Tavros Nitram, and you are about to kill your best friend.HS: Bite2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It’s something you’d thought you would never have to do. But here you are, in a small field in the forest far away from the camp, a pistol shaking violently in your hand, and Gamzee, whose looking more worst every minute he’s still breathing, propped up against a log, breathing harshly like he’s just smoked a full pack of cigs. Fate likes to fuck with you like that.
Your eyes trail across his weakened figure to the hideous bite on his arm, tears threatening to spill over. He’s like this because of you. Because your reflexes are shit and he had to come and save you. Those things latched onto his arm like a dog to a bone. Gamzee killed it; crushed it’s skull with his juggling pins. But his only spoils was an affliction that will kill him and make him one of them.
He does’t blame you. He never does. And never will. Even when dying against a dead tree. You do, how
more than friiend2--- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--more than friiend24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
[CG]: OH JEGUS FUCK WHAT IS IT THIS TIME.
[CG]: DID YOU SMASH UP YOUR HIVE STEM IN ONE OF YOUR PSYCHOTIC RAGES AGAIN.
[CG]: EAT MORE OF THE MIND HONEY OR SOMETHING.
[CG]: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CAPTOR.
[TA]: kk ii ju2t need 2ome company
[TA]: could you ju2t
[TA]: ju2t don't call me a piiece of 2hiit liike you u2ually do let2 ju2t talk about 2omethiing el2e
[CG]: ARE YOU HAVING ONE OF YOUR DEPRESSIVE CYCLES AGAIN OR WHATEVER.
[TA]: no fuckiing 2hiit
[CG]: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT.
[TA]: two be hone2t iit2 a pretty temptiing optiion riight now
[TA]: JU2T TWO 2HUT UP THE2E FUCKIING VOIICE2
[TA]: iit2 non2top kk iim 2iick two death of iit
[CG]: JEGUS WOAH HEY.
[CG]: I DON'T ACTUALLY SEE WHY YOU DON'T JUST STOP BEING SO FUCKING MOODY. JUST BRUSH IT OFF AND DO SOME CODING AND SHIT.
[TA]: you dont fuckiing get iit do you?
[TA]: my miind ii2 liiterally deformed ii cant even thiink properly
Mon Dernier AdieuMon Dernier Adieu3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
But though it cruel what fate must hand...
To rid us of our given land.
Though our future may be bleak,
and from our eyes tears may leak;
I'll love you, protect you, through it all,
Even if my eyes are growing dull.
My life, slowly seeping away...
With you, till my last breath, I will stay.
And though our deaths may soon to be,
Where sorrow only awaits us, no matter where we flee,
My heart is yours, my soul as well.
So mon chér, I bid you farewell...
I only hope that we'll find each other once more,
Where it no longer matters wether you're rich or poor.
Wether you're beautiful, which you surely are.
Or if you were nobody, or perhaps a star.
Our pain, our suffering, will leave us for good,
Yet, I don't want to leave you, not even if I could.
But the world around us is fading, blurring to black...
Your eyes though, emerald and bright as as a star, hold me back.
Your voice, pleading, tears rolling down your cheeks,
Leaving in their path little wet streaks.
With a shaking hand I wipe
HS__Truth or dare--GamTavHe´s walking along the playground on his way to the school office, younger kids getting in his way while playing around. This is the first time you´ve actually seen him walking alone, considering his best friend Aradia is always with him. You have known Aradia for quite some time now, and actually consider her to be a pretty good friend to you. You want to punch yourself for being such a coward. She was the perfect excuse to have gone up to him and actually tried to be friends with him, but he is still (and you fear will forever be) just an acquaintance. You sigh softly, shaking your head, suddenly remembering that the boy you have been following for quite a while around the school is getting closer and closer to the school office, and you might lose your chance to complete your task. You hurry towards him by pushing yourself, obliging yourself, making your legs move for themselves or else you would stay planted right there in the middle of the playground. You get closer from behind, hHS__Truth or dare--GamTav2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Love Is a DiseaseFandom: Hetalia - Axis PowersLove Is a Disease3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tittle: Love Is A Disease
Pairings: CanxAmeri (unrequited/one-sided), PrusxCan (unrequited/one-sided), RussxCan (main)
Warnings: Angsty, verbal abuse, possible physical (idk, still working on it), smex!
Summary: Matthew's gaze was always on the guys, he never found girls attractive. When he accidentally confessed his love to one of his classmates, it's the end of the world for him. Now Matthew is in a new school with a new personality. He plans on not repeated what happened to him at his old school. But what happens when one of his new classmates see right through him? Will the past repeat itself or will the past actually come face to face with him?
Initials / Abbreviation / Nicknames: LIAD, L.I.A.D, LiaD
FrUk, Pirate Days-Chapt. 3Francis looks at him, "Arthur...I.." he couldn't finish, for a clothes was tied tight around his mouth. "Can it French slime" one of the men said, getting a rope to tightly tie his hands together, getting more rope to tie his arms to his body. The man grabs him back the hair and pulls him up, "Come on!" Francis groans and holds back tears of pain.FrUk, Pirate Days-Chapt. 33 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Gentler!" He snapped, following them. "He's no use to us dead!"
"Aye Captain!" they say, pulling Francis along. Francis' crew growls at them as they come up from the lower deck. "What do you think you're doing Brits?" Francis' first mate them, pulling out his sword.
He sighed, and took a pistol offered by one of his men. "Stand down, and I'll consider letting you live." He took Francis from his men and said slowly, "There's been a little change in plans. The frog comes with me. You go off on your own little voyage to meet Davy Jones."
The man glares, "I'd rather die then let you brits take our ship and our captain!" he shouts. Francis makes
PoemstuckGreen bloodPoemstuck2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
All these colors are emotionally linked
They show their blood proudly
With the acception of Red
Who hides his color in his head
With their pale, grey skin
That makes then unique
They stand out in crowds
Interests at the top of their peeks
The "trolls" they are called
With a triumphant roar
They come from a planet...
The Green one that claws and jumps and preys
Sleeps in the night's and plays during days
Her playmate, the Blue one, watches over her
Stares through cracked glasses
And likes her purr
The Brown one's eyes strongly begs
For the chainsaw-user
Not to chop off his legs
The Indigo one who drinks Faygo
WeLcOmEs YoU tO tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl, BrO
With all these trolls and SO many more
You'll get rattled and shook down to the core
WE LOVE YOU GILBERT"HNNNNGH WAAAIIIT GILBERT-KUUUN, DON'T REAAAVE MEEEE!!" Canada cried as he chased after his love. who was shipping off to war.WE LOVE YOU GILBERT5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"BUT I MUST. FOR MY COUNTRY. YOU CANADIANS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND." A manry tear fell from Prussia's eye. He turned around and got on the train.
Three young girls stood behind the heart broken Matthew and began to sing
"WE LONG YOU GIIILBERT, OH YES WE DOOO
WE LOVE YOU GIIILBERT AND WE'LL BE TRUE"
"WAIT!" Arthur cried, and the entire train station went silent, perhaps, the entire world.... "How about ONE MORE performance?" he asked Gilbert, who nodded.
Prussia pulled a microphone and a stereo system out of his ass and music began to play.
"DON'T CRY FOR ME EVERYOOONNNNE
THE TRUTH IS, I NEEEEVER LEFT YOU
ALL THROUGH MY AWESOME DAYS
MY SEXY EXISTENCE
I KEPT MY--"
BUT THEN SUDDENLY, A BOMB WENT OFF.
In walked Russia, with his trusty bear companion. "I won't let you ruin my plans, Gilbert! I will kill you right now!" he yelled, with that same creepy smile on his face.
I wish I could say Good-ByeI wish I could say Good-Bye2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Everyone knows that her death was unfair,
Coming from the one whom most cared,
I never wanted to leave her side,
Now I run with pain to hide,
What is love with this agonizing force?
Since then I've been living in this remorse,
Pain springing from the pass source,
We argued the day before her demise,
It was the sight of ruby tears that I realize
That it was the last glimpse of her breathing,
Followed by days of endless grieving,
How do I deal with this regret?
I hoped that this fate wouldn't been met,
Sorrow spinning in roulette,
I should have covered my eyes so I couldn't see,
Knowing that this sensation isn't me,
Wincing at the substance I did eat,
I began to sweat from pressure and heat,
What will the Thief do by my will?
Yes, ordering the absent me to kill,
Only one task to fulfill,
With golden substance in my hand,
I was bursting with strength that life can't stand,
Justice and balance was out of my vision,
I am sent on an exterminating mission,
Why did I ever ascend?
She never kne
Their First Noel"Oh my God, it's CHRISTMAS!"Their First Noel3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The whole house was roused at 6:28am on December 25th by an exultant cry. Nick groaned and covered his head with a pillow. Coach muttered about kids not respectin' anybody else's rest, and turned over in bed. Rochelle had been slowly waking up for an hour already, and gave up trying to fall back asleep. She groggily stumbled towards the bathroom, but was intercepted by a flying ball of muscle in red-and-green boxers.
Ellis, grinning hugely, nearly picked the woman up with his hug. "Come on, Ro, there's presents!" She staggered when he put her down and danced down the hall, calling for Nick and Coach to come out and celebrate.
Rochelle nearly smiled when Nick opened his door to throw a pillow at the exuberant young man and then slammed it again. She blearily continued down the hall, half-listening to them argue through the door behind her.
"Hey, what was that for? Nick, it's Christmas, we gotta open presents!"
"Well I didn't get you one,
Reasons to Support CanUsThis is just like my 'Reasons to Support FrUk' list. But this time, it's for CanUs. I've been wanting more love and attention for this pairing, so I'm putting it out there. But sadly, I will probably not make a video for it.Reasons to Support CanUs3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. A high volume of trade and migration between the United States and Canada has generated closer ties, especially after the signing of the Canada United States Free Trade Agreement in 1988.
2. Canada and the United States are currently the world's largest trading partners
3. Canada remains Americans' favorite foreign nation according to a recent polls
4. There are close cultural ties between modern day Canada and the United States
5. Canada was a close ally of the United States during the Cold War.
6. As Britain's influence as a global imperial power declined, Canada and the United States became extremely close partners.
7. The two nations cooperated closely in World War II
8. The two leaders also announced the creation of a Regulatory Cooperation Council (