Kawaii Ass Fuck Dirk x Jake (Totally Hawt)Dick and Jake were the best bros. One day Derk took off his mask and he started to flop like a fish on the land of Tomb and Krypton. "Im fuggen dyin and shet!" Dirk cried out as he fell onto his back and curled his kawaii fucking legs like a spider. "Oh golly gosh dick you are so kawaii please touch my wanker!" Jake cried out as he shook his push booty short ass. "Lol okay Jake-sama just come on down here are we can play tug of war with our d's." Jake complied and rolled ontop of Dirk and they began to to sloppy makeouts. Jake then withdrew a can of tuna from his sylladex and smashed it into Dirks magnificent face. Dirk shrieked like a little girl and slowly deflated like a balloon Jake clawed at the ground as Dirk became one with mother nature and blossomed into a beautiful orange lily. "Oh Dirk my kokoro beats for you and goes doki doki I dont care if you are a flower you are my one true love! Golly!" He then held the flower close to his chest and caressed it.Kawaii Ass Fuck Dirk x Jake (Totally Hawt)1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Discord (Bec Noir)I'm not a fan of puppets here, even though I'm god tierDiscord (Bec Noir)1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Someone else is screwing up my time
Started out as a computer game, but we were never the same
And nothing ever turned out fine
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all…
Bec Noir, just a single prototype
Wrecking everything as you struck out and took a swipe
Bec Noir, we're running far from you
As we leave our session away
Bec Noir, we're fighting through it all
Scratching up the game to start it over and to stall
Bec Noir, we won't take it anymore
So take your red miles away!
We're escaping to the Alpha zone, but I don't really know
So it's been told by the Seer of Light
They're having their own problems too, but we don't have a clue
The Prince started his own riot war
I wait for three years, yeah, waiting through it all
I curse the name, the one behind it all…
Bec Noir, how long has it been now?
We're playing chess but everything was switched and flipped around
Bec Noir, omnipote
speak no evil just for youspeak no evil just for you1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Speak no evil
speak no evil
A heavy vow that was made
a vow of love
a vow of pain
a sign a signal to show he cares
not a single word drew from his lips ever again
Thats the way he liked it
speaking with expressions signs, hands, emotions
words meant nothing
words are nothing
Nestled Like SpoonsThe innumerable stars punching holes in the lacy black skies and the big grey disk of the moon are the only source of illumination for the small room. The shades are up, letting the soft, redwhitegold light coat the messy wood floor, with its four carefully placed, threadbare rectangles of carpet, the scratched wooden desk with its cluttered, colourful surface, and the full-size bed, the dominating piece of furniture in the room, the only concession to the occupants' new coupleship.Nestled Like Spoons1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Everything is covered with a quiet radiance, a sheen of ice, which freezes the moment in time. Nothing moves not the image on the dark computer screen, not the small, solitary dust bunny under the bed, and certainly not the people lying on top of it, who are nestled together like spoons. In this crystal moment, they appear barely to be breathing, but then one of them sighs softly and that thought is gone.
The air is cool, smooth, and still. The only thing that rustles is Jade's hair as Dave breathes
Far BetterI hope you enjoyed the Dolorosa while she was yours, Mindfang. Pretending to love her was the closest you ever came to knowing anything beyond the narrow borders of your lowly criminal life. What is an endless caliguous dance in all quadrants – make no mistake, your red quadrants were never truly red, or you would not have had to force your so-called matesprits into them – compared to the pure, boundless love of a mother for her children?Far Better1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The only troll on Alternia ever to feel this quiet but fierce warmth, and all you found in her mind when you took her was her fear. All you looked for in her was whether she could unbutton fast enough and if her horns were still sharp. If only you had known how easily she could be lead to love without any manipulation at all!
But you didn't bother to check. You assumed that she, like you, had a heart as black, destructive, and volatile as an oil slick, instead of a heart as clean and wide as the oceans you sailed over. But then, what was the ocean to
Of Thorns and WolvesWe came first among the gods of TimeOf Thorns and Wolves1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sing of all her briars in the Night
Of golden eyes and golden light
Of the devils' might
Of the dust that falls
It's all that's left
Look at the dust floating round your head
Who's afraid of the big Bad Wolf?
Who's afraid for the big Bad Wolf?
All the power
In all the Worlds
Couldn't save them both
And so he died
To fulfill an oath
The Lord died for his goddess
And they left
As new man
And girl, no longer goddess
(Never mind who they left behind
A Captain in a lonely Time)
But who could say
That Bad Wolf wouldn't strike again
There was a far off land
Where she would stay
And the Lord would leave
And mourn until this day
He would grieve
Why did you ever go away?
Bad Wolf's briars
Poke and prick
Far and reaching
Even when he dies again
He always will wonder when
He had forgotten how long it's been
This time he doesn't want
Feeling's MutualYou love the way she glares at you whenever you force her to her knees, her jade rimmed pupils, dark and dull, are gateways to her soul, showing you all of the burning hate in her mind. You can't help but grin a toothy grin as you yank on the chain that connects to the steel circle around her neck. She hisses and growls and spits at you like a dog. Like a pet. Because that's all she was, a pet.Feeling's Mutual1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
At least, that's what you used to think.
Now whenever you gaze at those gates in her eyes you don't just carelessly play with her feelings; you enjoy the pleasure of the fact she feels this way for you. You revel the thought that she hates you, that she wants to bite and claw and hit you. But at the same time, she burns for you. She wants to pin you down, tear you apart, grind against you, feel you all over, move with you until the floor is covered with your colors and you're mixing together in a pail with a slick, black spade painted on it's side.
She wants you just as much as
Young Love and Girl Cooties (Ch. 2)Your name is Meulin Leijon, you're six years old and your best friend is Kurloz Makara.Young Love and Girl Cooties (Ch. 2)1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
You're waiting outside at his front door on the highest and last cement step and you're raising yourself right up on the very top of your tippy toes and lowering yourself back down over and over as you wait. There's a large and almost bare tree beside you and a few burnt coloured leaves fall and end up tangling themselves up in your hair and your nimble fingers work to pull them out one by one. They crunch under your fingers and the crumpled bits fly off with the wind and end up losing themselves in the slightly overgrown grass of his front yard. Your black pleated skirt is poofing up around you then pulling itself back against your legs due to the chilly wind so you pull your pink hoodie closer around yourself and smile even wider. You like this hoodie, it's big and warm and has a big pink heart on the front of it which you think is really cute. You click your shoe toe on the pavement softly as you
He'll Come Back, He Promised - [SADSTUCK]They told me that he would never come back.He'll Come Back, He Promised - [SADSTUCK]1 year ago in Settings More Like This
That he had gone somewhere I couldn't go.
But they wouldn't tell me where.
And I know that they're lying.
Because he told me.
He told me if I wished hard enough, he would always come back.
And Striders don't lie.
Especially not him.
So I'll wait.
And I'll keep wishing.
Because he told me too.
But he's taking a long time.
It's been so long since I've seen his face.
Or talked to him.
And I miss him telling me not to give up.
I miss him.
But I won't give up.
Because I know he's out there.
He's waiting for me to find him.
eueGet ready to be spammed by Frost Valley pictures,eue11 months ago in Emotional More Like This
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LYRICSTUCK: Andrew HussieToday I don't feel like killing anythingLYRICSTUCK: Andrew Hussie2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I just wanna marry Serket
Don't feel like screwing up homestuck
And screw all fantrolls cause they suck
No today I don't feel like killing anything
Gamzee's got a moirail
Revived Sollux again
Jade is save with John, so is Davesprite and friends
Everyone seems rather content
I'll be browsing through the con
While the fans are waiting for me
I just like to watch them squirm
While Jack Noir can't find a door key
Cause I'm the god of all these freakin' fans
Yes I said it, I said it, this was my whole plan
Today I don't feel like killing anything
I just wanna marry Serket
Don't feel like screwing up homestuck
And screw all fantrolls cause they suck
No today I don't feel like killing anything
Tomorrow I'll wake up, and kill Sollux again
Maybe stab a few more, save my stranded friend Jack
I'll hear my name screamed out in despair
I might mess around and pair up Jane and Roxy
I bet Rufio would be so proud of me
darknessThis darknessdarkness1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
The darkness isn't scary
but to know
that the darkness
comes from myself
is the scariest part
BlindedLife is endlessBlinded1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Life is hell
Save your preferences
Don't ask, don't tell
Freedom is in bars
Whenever you speak
Because subjugation takes place
By the local police
Gun control and terrorism
Emphasized in a pair
Media to the masses
This is your life in the USA
This is the brainless America, the cloaked dismay
A Drawing...A Drawing...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I think I'll draw a picture....
A picture with a TWIST
I'll draw it with a Razor Blade...
I'll draw it on my WRIST
Goodbye, My LoveGoodbye, My Love1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
We both fell one day
It all happened so fast
I knew you were dying
But I hoped that you'd last
You were tragically beautiful
And now I wish you could see
The pain that I'm left with
Because you're not with me
You're up in God's arms
You're safe now, I know
But, oh my sweet love
I just can't let you go
August 17th, yes that was the day
"Mum, my heart, it's too fast..."
Yes, I think that's what you'd say
You kept getting dizzy, nauseous, and weak
I just kept on praying:
"Please God, please help me...
Please let me keep him
Don't take him away"
But I guess prayers weren't enough
Because it still happened that day
God told you "Kris, it's you're time"
And that was the end
You couldn't even stand, let alone walk
But you had to, I know
And that's when the clock
Started counting down fast
You're time got used up
Your mom grabbed the phone,
Frantic and scared
But it was too late
And now all I have
Is pictures and emails
Cute little hearts and sad little tales
We had plans, you and me
The Invisible PeopleI'm one of the invisible peopleThe Invisible People1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
We hide from the revealing light
The light that shows our ugly faces
We hide ourselves in the comforting dark
The dark that protects us from your taunting laughs
The dark I hide in is the shadows
The shadows of you perfect people
I love you but yet I hate you
It's just too complicated for someone like me to explain
I'm one of the stupid people
I don't know what I want and I don't care
I don't care about anything do I?
I just care about the dark and the music
The music that I listen to is soothing
I use it to hide my ears from your hurtful words
I close my eyes to hide my eyes from your offensive looks
It is the way of the invisible people
We hide our ears from your harmful phrases
We hide our sensative eyes from the way you look
Some of us make ourselves visible by earning it
Some of us do it right, some of us do it wrong
To me, it doesn't matter if the others do it wrong or right
I envy them when they become one of the visible people
But, deep down, I k
What I Say and What I MeanI say I want to go for a walk. I mean that I want to walk the entire face of the Earth and see it all.What I Say and What I Mean1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I say I want to fly. I mean that I want to hang-glide over rolling green fields.
I say I want to go for a swim. I mean that I want to cross the English Channel.
I say I want to read a book. I mean that I want to read a whole library.
I say I want to sing. I mean that I want to belt it out.
I say I want to draw. I mean that I want to be able to paint the Mona Lisa.
I say I don't want to meet new people. I mean that I don't want to talk to someone that I probably won't like.
I say that I want to sleep all day. I mean that I want to spend the day living in my lucid dreams.
I say that everything's fine and that I'm okay. I mean that everything's all wrong and I'm disgruntled and upset.
I say I can't sleep. I mean that I'm too scared to close my eyes cuz I'm scared I won't wake up.
I say that I want to be left alone. I mean that I'm too upset about
Royal Purple (stains on the bathroom floor)Your name is Eridan Ampora and you have nothing left.Royal Purple (stains on the bathroom floor)1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
None of the other trolls want anything to do with you. You've royally fucked up. They only need you around because you're all the only ones left. If they cull you, there would be no one else left with your blood color, so sadly, for both you and them, they have to keep you around.
You keep your head down whenever you pass by them. Can't they see how fuckin' GUILTY you feel? Can't they see that you're so fuckin' sorry? You were angry at the world then. Angry of Fef's rejection. Angry that she'd choose a piss-blood over you. Angry that he'd rub it in your face. Angry that the entire planet was going to shit. So you flipped. You were given the chance, and you showed them that you weren't just a whiny little female woof beast, that you were a man. You showed the pathetic piss-blood first, and then turned to Fef. You were so blind with rage that you stopped caring. And then turned to Kan, but she killed you later.
The game's over now. It
Video GamesVideo Games1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tires squealing. Slams. Yells and whistles.
"Jaaaaaaaade!" he calls out, bursting in through the door. A rush of footsteps follow him.
"In here!" I answer, smoothing down my light green sundress. I'm reaching for the cupcakes and apple juice when he finds me.
"There you are," Dave says, smiling. I smile back, my cheeks flushing. It happens every time I see him--his presence easily lights me up, no matter what. I approach him for a long hug; I haven't seen him all day. Unfortunately, the rest of Dave's friends interrupt.
"Dave come on! I got the Grand Theft Auto game right here!" John says, walking in, game in hand. Karkat, Jake, Tavros, and Dirk are right behind him. "Oh hey Jade!" he greets. I smile and wave.
"Alright cool!" Dave says. He strides past me to grab the snacks and walks back out to the living room. Everyone else follows him. I sigh and lean on the kitchen counter. Nothing from Dave, again. I know he wants to be seen as the cool guy, but couldn't he have at lea
Young Love and Girl Cooties (Ch. 1)Your name is Kurloz Makara, you're six years old and your best friend's name is Meulin Leijon.Young Love and Girl Cooties (Ch. 1)1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
You don't know how long you two have known each other for, but you know that she's your mother- er, monky flippin' best friend in the whole entire world
She's pretty too, she has really long brown hair like the princesses in the movies you watch at her house but with green hair clips scattered in it along with some strands of grass and leaves that fell in, and she has bright olive green coloured eyes. She's always wearing a girly black skirt that flies around her when she spins around and around in circles, and it's funny to watch her do that, unless she falls, that's not funny at all. Her laugh is really loud, too, not that you mind that much, but sometimes you wish you could laugh and yell like she does sometimes when you guys run around with your friends on the school yard, but it's really no use to even try, but you do sometimes but no real words come out of your mouth. For now you think
Theres always two sides of every argumentWhy am I not happy? I don't have anything to be sad about.Theres always two sides of every argument1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
You are depressed. You have everything to be sad about.
I have friends, I don't deserve this.
You are alone. You deserve this more than anyone.
People like me, I'm nice. I'm smart too.
Everyone hates youYou treat people bad. You are so dumb.
I try really hard. Why can't I be happy?
You try and fail. You can't be happy because you don't deserve it.
Why am I so depressed?
You are alone.
Why do I smile?
You don't other people to worry, selfish.
Why am I crying?
You are alone.
Why will I drag a blade across my skin?
Because you hate yourself.
Why am do I like my body?
You don't. You are fat and ugly.
I am smart. My grades are decent.
You are dumb. Your grades are terrible.
I deserve to be alive.
No you don't.
-Stop! Take Some Time To Think. (One Shot)The screaming. The yelling. It was insane. It was normal to me by now. My mind was dulled to slush, ever swirling with thoughts that surfaced like dead bodies in a kiddypool. The alcohol was to blame. The ashes burning his soul nothing, igniting more so by way of the beer. Like an endless, destructive inferno burning my life as easily as it was put back together. I remeber where I had been previously, only thirty short minutes ago. I had a strange sensory ability to know when things were about to get bad. My friends sometimes joked and called this my "Sixth Sense" and made 'I see dead people' jokes and laughed and otherwise, but this was not a jesting moment. I heard the pounding of his combat boots up the stairs. Angry. Enraged. it all happened so fast, it seemed as if my brain was on mute.-Stop! Take Some Time To Think. (One Shot)1 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
He yanked me out of bed by my forearm, getting in my face and shouting and cursing. The smell of alcohol...it disgusted me. He knocked me across the face and a small, almost unnoticable blue light
ZombifiedZombified.Zombified1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A corpse of few sorts, a body with no soul. A mindless hollowed cast with no direction or route; directed to solve only meager tasks that are seen as adventures to few, and pitiful to most.
Zombified; like the hundreds of millions of people who are hooked on antidepressants and stimulant prescriptions so they can miss out on what feeling really is.
These SSRIs are just a lie to fool individuals into buying into a scheme. What lies behind the eyes of a sheep like you and I, is actually a wolf bearing teeth that shine with the glistening blood of those controlled and alive.
Zombified; like in the movies and on television, walking, running, shambling around, looking to feed on any source that will sate the hunger. I don't seek flesh to feast and eat, but I seek a complete explanation to what I see is deceit.
Zombified; unable to see, blind.
But you can choose to be alive if you swipe the blood from your eyes.