Transformation Survival GuideA Special Note:Transformation Survival Guide5 years ago in Humor More Like This
I am writing this guide because throughout my travels I have run into many stories of people being transformed against their will, many doomed to a life of misery and woe. After I got past my initial stages of laughter, I began to feel quite sad about their fates. And so this survival guide is dedicated to those poor sufferers, who have been transformed against their wills, in hopes that the knowledge I am about to lay out before you shall help you avoid their fate. This should also give you fair warning that this guide automatically assumes you are not wishing to be transformed.
Transformation Survival Guide Section 1: Categories of Transformation
Some of the most important information one needs to know when facing transformations is just what kinds of transformations are out there. While the possible amount of transformations that are possible are basically infinite, they can for the most part be grouped into five major categories: body modification, age
No Strings AttachedLadies, gentlemen, and others all,No Strings Attached1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Back from bargains, back from brawls
All that paid may now stay
And as a gesture, I'll reward.
You'll find in hand a seating chart
Your name assigned a certain spot
For tonight I will prepare a sight-
The best a Thief can afford
A banquet sprawl, for your consumption,
And before you start your trite assumptions
Be aware, no ill-will bared,
For as they say, third time's the charm.
Dress yourself in finest guise
If not prepared, I shall provide;
Shirts and strings, and frilly things
For tonight, we mean no harm.
A dinner feast will you find
If seated at the proper time
Converse and talk, don't mind the clock
For not a soul shall be scratched.
Let tonight be one of laughter
And let the fighting be long after
For there's no fret, nor regret
And no strings attached.
Lei Fang's Melty KissLei Fang's Melty KissLei Fang's Melty Kiss3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The light of the sun entered the window of a small apartment as a young woman in a yellow tank top and blue jeans was cooking herself a meal with grade A beef, onion's and a tangy sauce she pours in as she licks her lips looking at the food is she cooking. She sniff's as she smiles with excitement as she wiped the sweat from her brow as some of it drip off her long brown hair as she says "Man this is going to be a awesome dinner I'm going to have with my friends." She turns off her stove as the door bell rings and someone yells, "Hey Hitomi! It's me Lei Fang, can I come in?"
She puts her pan down and runs to the door and opens it to see her friend Lei Fang standing there in Red Tao dress with her hair in black long hair tickling her back. She smiled and Hitomi gave her hug and said "Welcome Lei Fang, you're a little early for the dinner party." Lei fang nods as she explores her apartment a bit seeing her a bit of a messy and a small shrine to martial arts. As Hito
Learn.Learn to breathLearn.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I haven't yet learned to see
Learn to love
I've taught myself to feel numb
Learn to cry
I might one day learn to fly
Learn to feel
Learn to know what's fake and real
Learn to burn
I know now I've learned to learn
Stay awayWhen the stars can't shine sufficiently brightStay away1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
To light this path of despair;
Dreams of night and fears of day unite.
When there's no one, to say what's unfair.
I'm like the wolves,
We eat, we sleep, we hunt, alone.
So don't try to domesticate us,
We were meant to be on our own.
Just go away,
Let me wander through this dark by myself,
I see it clearly, and yes, it's all so grey.
So what? If I question everything, even this world, itself.
Don't say another word, just leave in another way.
Look at it my wayEvery thing you say I say better than youLook at it my way2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Because you only tell your lies I tell the truth
And to be honest you don't make sense
And To be honest I hate this suspense
So just agree with what I'm saying
Because I'm so tired of this playing
You know I'm right I know you're wrong
So why have we been fighting so long
I cannot stand to fight with someone so narrow minded
And you say that because I haven't read your book I'll be forever blinded
Thats all okay with me
Because I'd rather be blind then utterly crazy
I'm not saying that you're stupid, just a little biased
To believe in the power of the highest
If majority of us believed in Santa Claus
Would we ever find it odd
All I'm asking that before you dismiss my thoughts
Think it through see how I got
To where I am because I know
I tried your way but still don't see
How you believe in this but not in me
You Are BlindJust close your eyesYou Are Blind2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Look at yourself on the inside
If we couldn't see
Maybe we would view life more clearly
So, next time your eyes are open
Take a bit of time to close them
Open up your mind
And I bet you'll find
That whenever you open your eyes, you are blind
Yesterdaywhen no one loves youYesterday2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
you are alone
and there's never anything to do
when you're at home
yesterday rolled away
no there's only clouds and rain
seems like they're here to stay
but that's alright if they wash away the pain
when yesterday left so did my heart
you took it with your cunning lies
so now all I have is broken veins to try and restart
but unlike the Grinch, mine's shrinking in size
so why did I put all my trust
into a gamble
all I won was dust
and a brain that's been scrambled
can we go back to yesterday
a time where I could keep on track
and didn't need to pray
that you'd come back
back to the days when I was fine
and didn't have to lie
back when you where mine
yesterday I didn't want to die
VillainsI don't understand how you keep fighting,Villains2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
for your life or death,
when a full scale robbery
is just called petty theft.
where are the cops when we need them?
seems they only come to collect the good
and maybe one day they'll collect me,
I know that they should
because villains are just the good guys in disguise.
what's the point of this law,
when no one ever regards it?
and i know we are all bound to fall,
so why not jump without a parachute,
while you're helicopter's spiraling down?
and remember to send me a letter
when you hit the ground.
'greetings from hell', I'm wishing you well
because I know you'll join me soon.
don't waste your time, I wasted mine.
It's already half-past noon,
and you've only got 'til one,
so hold on tight, you're not alright.
now you're done,
tonight's your last night.
Acid Rainrain, Rain, go AwayAcid Rain2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Come again some Other Day
sometime Soon, with poison drops
and On this Day our constant Spinning stops
with this rain
comes So Much pain
it's Burning Down this house Again
So, rain, rain, Disappear
because No One really Wants you here
acidic, Burning, melting our Skin
seems Like you'll kill all Until the End
rain, rain, Please leave This town
nobody's happy when You're around
just Turn Our Frowns upside Down
now Evil rain, please Stop this fate
because when you come, You Only bring Us hate
Rain, Rain, there's No Escape today
you Always Promised that there'd be a Way
the little kid who became (your name here)These thumbtacked stars on my ceiling glowthe little kid who became (your name here)1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
So much brighter than anything I'll ever know
They say that ignorance is bliss I say their wrong
Ignorance is everything, but sometimes bliss tags along
Where'd I leave my naïveté?
I don't respect who I used to be, I'm not my biggest fan even now
But I know that it will get better, someday, somehow
I measure time in school books, as I grew so did they
Learning's just a hobby, but the books keep getting bigger almost everyday
What happened to the little girl who was on top of the world?
I'm collecting imperfections, I keep them in a jar
One day they'll fill my scrap book, I find a memory in a scar
Sometimes I only see the night but the cloud cover's too thick
The stars are gone outside but the ones on my ceiling still stick
I know I've grown but have I become a clone?
Now I like politics and scientists
What happened to the little girl who made a wish?
She told her secrets, believed in trust
She never saw the <
Back WhenDo you remember,Back When2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
when you said it'll all just blow away,
yeah, it'll all just fade to gray?
And do you ever,
think back on the times we shared,
when you pretended you cared?
We were just so unprepared.
Have you seen,
you're picture on the news?
Your face has a lovely bruise,
they say it's from abuse,
you lose, you lose.
stop the whining please,
I'm begging on my knees,
just leave me in peace.
Did you try to,
just think about why
I was so angry, I wanted to die?
No of course not, so I'll cry.
Man or Monster?Oh, ManMan or Monster?2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Constantly fighting monsters
Do you fight yourself then?
If the world is your sponsor
What happens when you never win?
If you stare into the light
Does the light stare right back?
What happens when it's night
Can you still fend off the light's attack?
Do you keep every egg in one basket?
Do you think and learn like all the other rest?
Where is your casket?
Are you a monster at best?
Complete darkThey say, they sayComplete dark1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It's gonna be okay,
If you just stay
And wait for a better day.
They say, they say
It'll all be alright
If you continue to fight,
Hold on, and get through the night.
But I think that,
They're too afraid to admit
How often they too,
Just want to give up and quit.
Supposedly, it's darkest just before the dawn,
But what happens when, it's always dark;
Are we just left to wish, that we were already gone?
And where do we find peace within,
When beneath the surface,
There's just more scars and hidden pain?
You LiedWhen your love notes speak of hate,You Lied2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
As all your friends disintegrate.
It doesn't matter, what a waste.
When the sun is coming down,
and your smile becomes a frown.
Why swim when you can drown?
If I fell, would you care?
Would you even be there,
if you were not prepared,
at my side, if I died?
And if I sink,
What would you think,
cause I'm on the brink.
So at my funeral,
before my burial,
will you tell them "I was there, y'know"
You Never Loved What You'll Never MissOpen your heart, like an open doorYou Never Loved What You'll Never Miss2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
So that you can see what's in store
for you and all your little friends
this is how your story ends
If you'd just keep quiet
hide your personality's split
then this rumor mill could stop spinning
because when it spins no one's winning
Never bite the hand that feeds you,
it'll be the last thing you really do,
with out food you'll just starve
and start to fade away slowly, like your wrists' scars
And if you cry I won't wipe away your tears,
because when you cry I disappear
Maybe I don't want to be seen,
I don't want to be a golden girl on the silver screen
So take me out of your spotlight, halo of grace
take me away, let me hide my ugly face
And If you do I'll save you a kiss
because you never loved what you'll never miss
LOVEDon't tell me you love me, because love is overratedLOVE2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Although I admit I love how we talk, using words so outdated
I've always hated paper cards
And drawn on hearts
But with you it's not so fake, with you it feels real
We fit together, we're the perfect jigsaw
And I'm starting to fall
Even deeper into us, but I couldn't ask for a better place to be
I feel perfectly happy when you're with me
You say you've got faults, but you're not the only one
Your faults make you beautiful, and they make you, you
I wouldn't want it any other way, I hope these feelings are true
You're so perfect, even when you make mistakes
They might tell us to slow down, to just hit the brakes
And maybe we will, but I'll still feel this way
I really think I love you.
the world goes out with a riotEverything goes according to planthe world goes out with a riot2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
And the plan is an infinite loop in your hand
Everyday is the exact same
Playing over and over again
And honestly it gets a bit boring,
Doing the same thing
So I think it's time to change, start a revolution
For the new evolution
We are human 2.0
Because when you say "yes" we scream "No"
The world might never understand
But it definitely won't if we don't take a stand
So get up, get out on your feet
And take your feelings out to the street
It's time for a riot against the change of heart
The worlds ending is about to start
Wishes are stupidOcean of liesWishes are stupid1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Blue color of your eyes
I wish I could swim
I wish I could win
I know everything, infinity times two
But I don't know anything at all about you
I wish that I did
I wish that I did
You fooled me once, shame
You fooled me twice, I lost the game
I wish I had won
I wish I had fun
I want you to see me how I see you in my mind
But you don't see me at all, why are you so blind?
I wish you could see
I wish I could be
When will you realize I'm all for you
When will I realize there's nothing I could do
I wish it was now
I wish, just somehow
But wishes are stupid, and my heart is dumb
So kiss me goodnight and I'll kiss this gun
I wish I was dead
BrokenI'm broken,Broken2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
hopeless, and shattered.
Feeling like a book left open,
all my pages are ripping and tattered.
almost numb, all alone.
No one could trust me, I was oh-so deceiving.
I just wish I would've stayed home.
boring, and plain.
All these demons still trying to tempt me,
and now I know, I am going insane.
this is the end of the line.
Two shots to the head,
there's no carrying on this time.
Please Mr Toro - poemPlease Mr Toro - poem1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Please Mr Toro, I must know
What do you hide in that fro?
It's just so fluffy, like a cloud,
of which you must be very proud
But according to your singer Gee
There's something there not meant to be
He says it hides his favourite boa
He's threatened to shave it off with a lawn mower!
Please Mr Toro, let me know
What do you hide in your fro?
It looks so tasty, like candy floss
I think you must use Elvive Nutri-Gloss
But according to your guitarist Frank
You're naughty and you need to be spanked
He says that your hair hides his dogs
He's threatening to flush you down the bog!
Please Mr Toro, can I know
What are the secrets of your fro?
It looks so cosy, like my pillow
Touchably soft like a pussy willow
But according to your bassist Mikey
You really have become quite a pikey
He says its hiding Sparkles, his unicorn plush
If she can't be found his heart'll be crushed
Oh! Mr Toro, now I know
They weren't hiding in your fro
Frank's dogs were hiding in the park
And you found them by thier bark
Plain and SimplePlain and Simple2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Winter is cold, plain and simple, its bitter cold and dry.
Its darkness soaks up the world in shadows plan and simple.
It kills of anything living consuming all the life in its reach.
It will make you numb to your core leaving you dead and emotionless to your core.
The icy winds make it difficult to think and make sense of hings making it all to harder to to understand even though you could see it coming.
This is how you left me plain and simple,
This is how you made me feel plain and simple,
This was are end plain and simple.
Spring is hopeful and timid plain and simple,
It is the start of new life and new beginnings plain and simple.
It is the mother of life that brings happiness to others.
It is like a filed of daffodils intoxicating making all sensible thoughts fuzzy.
It is musical of its own captivating and endearing.
It is soft and tentative.
This is how we started plain and simple,
This how you made me feel in the beginning plan and simple,
This was a sweet beginning plain and s