Patient 4097 -One Act Play-Patient 4097Patient 4097 -One Act Play-3 years ago in Drama
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A Play in One Act
Written by Kiara Phoenix
Cast of Characters
Elaine, Patient 4097
Hospital for the Criminally Insane
Lights fade in. ELAINE's cell room, which contains a table, a chair, and a bed. ELAINE at the window, lost in thought. Enter PORTHOUSE, carrying a recorder.
Good morning, Elaine. How are you today? (ELAINE doesn't respond, ignoring the doctor's presence.) My name is Dr. Porthouse, and I'll be replacing Dr. Tekali today. I thought we could go over some questions. (Starts setting up the recorder.) It's really a nice day, isn't it? You know, if you continue to make good progress, you might be able to go outside for a bit. You know, get some air, exercise; it may help improve your health. How does that sound? (ELAINE still doesn't respond.) Well, everything's all set. Care to sit down, Elaine? (ELAINE turns around, pauses, and goes to sit down.) I'll just be stating the
Freaky Fred ScriptFreaky Fred Script3 years ago in Comedy
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Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."
That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.
Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so..