Dr. Edward Richtofen Quotes"Now zis... IS ZE POWAH!!!!!!!" - Pack-A-Punch a WeaponDr. Edward Richtofen Quotes5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Ah, o bathroom... Not a very interesting place... Unless your German... LIKE ME!!" - Bathroom area (Does not know the activation)
"Zis van didn't photograph so vell..." - Blank Photo (use Square, hold down)
"Hello, Dempshey... Ah, it's just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE! - Dempsey Photo
"His eyes are following me...!" - Nikolai Photo
"Ah, it's a picture of ze monkey bomb..." - Takeo Photo
"Oh, look! It's me... But not quite as magnificent!" - Richtofen Photo
"NINE! TOO CLOSE!" - Kill a Zombie at close range
"AHAHA! A bunch of little pieces of bone fly from it's neck..." - Shoot a zombie in the neck
"BOOM, you have no more head... Ahaha!" - Headshot a zombie and kill
"I take your pain... I put my straw in it! *slurping sounds* And I DRINK IT UP!!" - Kill a zombie
"Who's turning off zhe power ev
Freaky Fred ScriptFreaky Fred Script4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."
That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.
Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so..
Concerning ApplejackWhy howdy!Concerning Applejack3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Good afternoon…wait, you're not one of those oddballs are you?
What're you talking about partner?
(Partner?) Well, I've been running into these weird people who act like cartoon ponies and-
Aw shucks, I'm no such person. You can count on my word, I'm the Element of Honesty after all!
You're the Element of what?
Honesty! I'm not one to toot my horn or anything, but it's a part of who I am! Oh horseapples, where are my manners? Name's Applejack! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Your name's Applejack? (This person's probably lying to me about not being one of those oddballs.)
Yup! My name's Applejack! Gosh, I reckon you've gone through quite a few Pinkie-grade shenanigan makers this past year if you gotta doubt my ability to give out my name!
…Indeed. So…what is it you do for a living Applejack?
I'm a chemist! I work with chemicals of all sorts and sizes!
A chemist, huh? Well, that's pret
Patient 4097 -One Act Play-Patient 4097Patient 4097 -One Act Play-4 years ago in Drama More Like This
A Play in One Act
Written by Kiara Phoenix
Cast of Characters
Elaine, Patient 4097
Hospital for the Criminally Insane
Lights fade in. ELAINE's cell room, which contains a table, a chair, and a bed. ELAINE at the window, lost in thought. Enter PORTHOUSE, carrying a recorder.
Good morning, Elaine. How are you today? (ELAINE doesn't respond, ignoring the doctor's presence.) My name is Dr. Porthouse, and I'll be replacing Dr. Tekali today. I thought we could go over some questions. (Starts setting up the recorder.) It's really a nice day, isn't it? You know, if you continue to make good progress, you might be able to go outside for a bit. You know, get some air, exercise; it may help improve your health. How does that sound? (ELAINE still doesn't respond.) Well, everything's all set. Care to sit down, Elaine? (ELAINE turns around, pauses, and goes to sit down.) I'll just be stating the