ZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night"See there?" A gloved finger extended upwards towards the sky, as if trying to poke it's infinite black depths; an impossible task. Amongst millions of winking white jewels sprawled against the dark curtain of night, there was only one being pointed at. To many other stargazers, that one dot might seem like....well, just a dot. Not to this particular observer though. "That's my home. Irk." Zim explained, returning his hand to it's original spot at his side. Dib nodded, hanging off of each word and letter that flowed from the other's mouth. On an ordinary Thursday night, the two adversaries would most likely be engaged in a ruthless battle, but not today. You see, even engrossed enemies such as this Irken/human duo need a break once in a while, and they preferred to spend their time staring at the sky once the sunlight had made itself scarce. It was the one time they could finally burry the hatchet before having to dig it up come next morn.
"What's it like flying up there?" The pale ski
ZaDr short story: Sunset(If you would like, please listen to this song as you read: http://www.youtube.com/user/okanokumo?v=ko3pohMZLl8 It helps set the peaceful atmosphere I was attempting to portray in the text.)ZaDr short story: Sunset1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
If the birds soaring though in the tangerine sky looked directly below them, they would find me resting on the edge of a cliff with my feet dangling off the edge. They'd sing my lover and I a melody which neither of us understand, but enjoy none the less. Waves crash below us, but I promised to keep him safe. Nothing bad would happen as long as we were together. The summer breeze kisses my face while the last remaining rays of sunlight reach out to me, casting a soothing, golden glow. "Promise you won't let it hurt me?" The person sitting next to me asks, peering down at the ocean below with fear written across is face. My partner is very different from I, yet in an oddly captivating and beautiful way. His erratic behavior always keeps me on my toes, but maybe that's what I like about us. Everyday
Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to the ground by Dib's feet as he sat on his knees.
Dib frowned down at Zim, sadly. "Zim...I'm here for you. I'm your friend, I'm here for you forever and always." Dib got down on the floor with Zim, even though he was worried Zim would scratch his face up and tare his neck out.
Zim sobbed into his hands, feeling Dib's hand rest on his back as it rubbed u
ZaDr short story: Fast FoodWe sat in silence. The smell of bubbling grease made me feel physically ill, and seeing it drip off the chins of people that were spread around the room forced a gag out of me. It was disgusting! How anybody could enjoy eating a dead animal soaked in fat was a mystery to me, but apparently not to the teen before me. Just as the others did, he gobbled down his meal as if he'd been starved for days. I had gotten my usual ice cream cone. It wasn't fantastic, but at least it didn't seem to be making me sick. Dib had finally finished grossing my out and now sipped on his drink. "You alright Zim?" He asked with a puzzled expression. I continued to glared at him as I had been since the moment we arrived in the filthy establishment. "You know, it's actually quite nice out today. Fairly warm, but not blazing. Just right for swimming, or maybe bike riding...." He babbled on about useless nonsense in his utterly annoying voice that some how comforted me. It just sounded so familiar and welcoming,ZaDr short story: Fast Food1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
'IB' - Chapter One'IB' - Chapter One1 year ago in Horror More Like This
So here it is! I am finally working on this for those of you who've been so patient. I am working on making this flow a bit better so please excuse its immense length since I have been adding a lot. I hope you guys enjoy chapter one and the rest of the story once I can get around to posting it! I am writing Dib's parts and Invader-Neo is writing Zim's. I haven't edited much of hers because she writes like a boss!
Everyone in the skool building knew it was a scientific law that when there was Zim, there was always oddities and inevitably, screaming. These screams were usually on resulting in either anger and denial at anything that could have been brought to his attention that he felt were threatening to his position and mission, or from absolutely anything that came out of his arch enemy's, Dib's, mouth. And both these oddities and screams were the very things that defined what Zim was to these humans as much as his PAK defined him as an Irken. He had
ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy DayZim sighed and looked at the clock. 3:00... The bell would be ringing in ten minutes. Ms. Bitters continued her lesson of Doom but a loud clap of thunder stopped her short. Everyone, except the heartless teacher, jumped at the sound and the sudden light that flashed across the sky right after. Zim groaned in his head. He had woken up to late for him to apply his daily amount of water repellent. Dib took his gaze off of the brewing storm to look at the alien on the other side of the room. Dib was shocked at the expression he saw on Zim; He was scared. Ms. Bitters slapped her desk with a ruler grabbing everyone's attention. "If you all don't pay attention, you'll all pay a visit to the Underground Classroom!" Everyone slid lower in their desks, scared.ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy Day3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Finally, the bell rang and everyone gathered their belongings to go home. The storm still gathered but hadn't let down any acidic liquid. Zim was grateful of this. The alien ran to his locker and grabbed everything he needed to complete ho
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, the pep rally might be fun. It was where the king and queen would be crowned.
"Or king and king," Zim reminded Dib as they walked to the gym. They were already wearing their semi-formal clothes, having changed right after their last class.
"Or king and king," Dib agreed. They entered the gym. Since they were candidates, they had their own area where th
ZADR? Or DAZR? Ch1ZADR? Or DAZR?ZADR? Or DAZR? Ch13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rating: M (for later chapters)
Warnings: romance and a wee bit of violence
Disclaimer: Invader Zim is owned by Jhonen Vasquez, but this lovely ZADR belongs to me
Summary: Hi Skool is hell, but not everyone sees it that way. Can two long time enemies become the closest of comapnions? Only one way to find out. -ZADR-
It was a quiet day. The biology class was working on a project on the parts of flowers. They were working quietly; the teacher was sitting at his desk, grading papers; his assistant was roaming between the tables, looking over their work. His long scythe-like devil lock bounced as he moved around. It was kind of entrancing. At least one boy in particular was enthralled by his hair.
This boy was sitting in the back, quieter than the rest who were talking in low voices. He was staring with gray eyes at him, tapping his pencil as he looked on.
The assistant turned around and glared at the
ZaDr --- Teaching LoveI stared longingly in Zims beautiful magenta eyes. We were so close that I felt his breathe on my face.ZaDr --- Teaching Love5 years ago in General More Like This
My heart tingled. I wanted to taste it, feel it in my body, make it mine.
I closed my eyes and very slowly, like in one of those old romance movies, making me want him more, I filled the gap between us and pressed lightly my lips on his.
My heart began pounding hard against my chest as Zims lips moved on mines.
Then, I gently slid my tongue through his lower lip, asking for entrance.
He startled a bit, and after a few seconds of hesitation he allowed me in as I slid my arms around his neck pulling him closer, deepening the kiss.
Then I felt his hands running trough my hair and a violent jolt of electricity cross my body. I felt it in every muscle, in every fibre of my flesh. Needed to show how much I cared about him, how much I loved. I just needed Zim. With that I pinned him to the wall, getting in a more passionate and desperate kiss.
We pulled away as we run out of bre
A ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shotA ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shot3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The day starts with Zim walking to skool and its Halloween.
Today is Halloween and it seems Zim isn't a fan of it because 3 years ago we had a bit of a spooky day with all that spooky creatures coming out of my head and Zim was in it too because i dragged him in with me. I gave up my life, i gave up everything, i stopped being a paranoraml investigator...My emotions changed but now its all good. I'm off to the halloween dance at skool and I seem to be dressed as a scientist.
Ugh, today's that dumb human holiday. Everyone is dressed up, even the Almighty ZIM! I walked and I bumped into The Dib."Watch where your going...Zim? Why are you wearing a girl coustume?"Dib-thing asked."Isn't it the filthy Human Holiday to dress up Dib-Stink?" I asked him.
Dib: Zim it is Halloween but at least dress in a male costume, people are going to make fun of you *rolls eyes*
Zim: Nuh Uh stoopid humyan!*Zim turned around his maid costume staying the same *Isn't that the whole part?
zadr- The Escape"You have failed us yet again zim. You are the most worthless, pathetic, ignorant piece of scum we have ever laid our eyes on. From this moment on you are banished from irk and if you ever set foot on it again I will ki- "zadr- The Escape1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
zim stared up at his monitor silently as purple interrupted red and whispered something that made the both of them grin.
"Instead of banishment we have decided death is a more fitting fate for you."
zim's mind went numb as the reality of what was happening set in. the tallest stared at zim with almost pure joy as they all but purred out the rest,
"tak has almost completely concoured the southern half of earth, so we have decided to send her to find and terminate yo-"
zim snapped then as he grabbed a pipe that was laying on the floor next to him and smashed the monitor to pieces then started breaking everything within swinging distance only when his base was all but destroyed he dropped the pipe and went to the top floor of his "house". zim's pak had almost comp
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED.It was the first day of highskool. The students were in the halls, conversing with friends they hadn't seen all summer. There were groups of girls hugging and giggling about their summer flings, and boys punching eachother's shoulders or ruffling eachother's hair in greeting. Their lives were perfectly normal.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A kid with strange green skin and black hair walked down the hall for the first time since last year. He was wearing the same red shirt, black pants, boots, and gloves he's worn since the fifth grade. He was a junior in highskool, and most of the students knew him well, for they had all gone to the same elementary skool, as well as the same junior high. However, the person who knew him better than anyone was his worst enemy.
"Dib," sneered the boy, stopping at his locker. A few lockers away was another boy, also a junior. He had spikey black hair, pale skin, and glasses that covered his baggy, sleepless eyes. He was dressed in a long, black trench coat, black pants and boots, and
Popularity101 - pt 1Popularity101 - pt 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: After months of contemplation, an RP between myself and =tehgamesayshi. See the artist's description for more information. Enjoy!
Dib cautiously snuck up to Zim's house, trying to evade the glares of the creepy garden gnomes. How could anybody in even their right alien mind put those things in their yard?! Reaching the glowing house, Dib glanced into the window to see what kind of activity was a-happening inside.
Zim was sitting on the purple couch along side his crazy SIR unit, GIR. Clutched in his two fingers was a dip snack. The alien dipped in a strange white stick and put it in his mouth, as did GIR. They were watching some show about diarrhea. "GIR, I only hope this does NOT provoke you to do something insane... though I digress, knowing you." Zim muttered.
"YEW gots da diarrhea too?"
"NO, GIR. Filthy hyoomans and their filthy waste disposal methods..."
Dib clutched his stomach, remembering the massive diarrhea attack he had just the other day after Proffessor Membrane o
Terrible things? (ZADR)I couldn't stop staring at you. You brought me a warm feeling in my squidily spooch. It all changed over the years. I wouldn't let anyone hurt you or insult you. If they did, they would end up in a hospital.Terrible things? (ZADR)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You said," I can't help but realize that you can't stop staring at me. If I didn't know better i would say you love me."
It was true and I hate to admit it. I would stalk you when you walked back home from school. I didn't want anything bad to happen to you.
I eventually got the nerves and asked you out. It all went so smoothly and wonderfully from there. We would drink and laugh. Look at the stars and I wrapped my arms around you. I loved all the touches and kisses. "I love you so damn much~" I told you that almost everyday.
I was madly in love with you. I gave you a gift. As you unwrapped it and opened the box I said," you know I love you. So will you marry me?"
But....you got sick and we put the wedding on hold. A doctor came and tol
ZaDr story chapter 1There was a nice breeze blowing through the window of the skool classroom. It was very peaceful, despite the teacher up at the desk in front of the room ranting on and on about doom and how it eventually effect them someday whether it was through jobs or families. The classmates were conversing secretly through notes, or through texting, bored.ZaDr story chapter 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The only one that wasn't doing anything of the sort, slumped in his chair. He ran a gloved hand over his green face, a sharp contrast to rest of the class, staring at the clock. When would the day END! Ugh, 1 more hour... He mused to himself, stealing a look over to an empty desk at the farthest end of the front row. Heh... ''..The Dib-human hasn't been here for an entire week...'' He muttered outloud to himself.
The green student, Zim, couldn't help but to wonder why his rival wasn't here for that duration. Usually the scythe-haired kid would running after him or stopping him, or even studying him. Anything to halt his conquer attempt over Eart
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him he was going to kiss him to death for it. Dib knew he was joking completely though.
"We were alone in your room...Why did we have to come to this park of FILTH?!" Zim shouted, crossing his arms.
Dib rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around his shoulder and pulling him close into a hug. "Come on space boy! It's not all that bad. Trust me." Dib let go
ZADR Orange Chapter 001ZADR Orange Chapter 0012 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Jerks..." muttered the teenage boy from his hiding spot inside the boys' bathroom stall. He had been stuffed into a locker- AGAIN!- and had to be let out by a teacher after at least two hours of slamming on the door and waiting for somebody to hear him. To make matters worse, he had been yelled at almost immediately afterwords for missing class. A fairly typical day for him, though annoying nonetheless. Things like this had started happening to him on a daily basis ever since he had first entered high school, and the rumor going around that he was gay did not help matters at all. So he found himself once again hiding out in the bathroom, his preferred eating spot during lunch time. Nobody would bother him while he was in there. Well...at least, nobody human.
He snapped his head up from his food when he heard the bathroom door opening, and quickly pulled his feet up onto the toilet seat until whoever had entered, left. That's when he heard an all too familiar voice.
"Argh! Those HORRIB
Eating Away My Soul- Chapter 1 - ZaDrEating Away My Soul- Chapter 1 - ZaDr2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Waking up with a headache was not one of the most pleasant things in the world. But it's possible because someone always has to find out the persons motives to proceed further. He's used it by now and now is not the time to be complaining. He groans into his pillow as he hand hits the annoying sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears. He sat up slowly and stood up from his dark blue sheeted bed and looks at the mirror from across the room. His hair was a complete mess from last night, that horrible fight with his white bandages around his chest. The boy shudders at the thought, tracing an index finger across a long scar from the many fights that they both had dealt with.
Everything that they've done was just a complete waste of the humans time, though he doesn't realize it... yet. Noticing he hasn't placed on his glasses, a hand reaches over to grab it, closing his eyes and slowly places it on. He opens his hazel eyes slowly and frowns at the sight. Just as he saw bef
ZaDr- The CoatDib's alarm went off. He sighed to himself. He knew that it was time to get up, get dressed, and go to that Hell hole they call school. But that ment seeing Zim. Zim. He kissed Zim, yesturday, right? That wasn't just a dream? He hoped it wasn't. He began thinking about the kiss again. It made his heart flutter and he smiled to himself in the dark.ZaDr- The Coat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As Dib was putting his black trench coat on, he found something in the pocket. He smiled again once he relised it was a note from Zim. He must've slipped it in as the hugged the fina time before they parted and went into their homes. He began reading it. "Dib-love, I do hope you are aware that now that you have violated my space and taken advantage of my lips, you are now my mate for life. I shall see you tomarrow at school. And what was that thing you said...oh yes, I love you. Zim" Dib kissed the note, put it back into the pocket, and walked out the door.
As Dib walked into the world he felt rain his is head and face. He looked up and saw t
The Union ch.1Chapter One:The Union ch.11 year ago in Romance More Like This
He felt like a child, hands pressed against the glass. Face almost doing the same as he stared with morbid curiosity as his father and several other scientists talked around a body. It was cut open, blood dripping into a contained container around the table. A clean white sheet, all but soaked. One of the scientists said something behind his mask and they all laughed. Dib couldn’t remove his eyes from the glistening organs, the limp limbs that poked from the sheet.
That had haunted him in his dreams ever since and today was the same. Except for the fact that Dib was 19 now and the subject wasn’t under a sheet with scientists laughing around his dead body. Yet. Instead it was locked in a giant clear cube. It had a bed and a toilet but little else.
And the subject wasn’t human. That was clear right away. Dib felt his eyes widen and his curiosity pique immediately. He was following his father who was talking to another fellow scientist. He
Come Back To Me - ZADR? ZADF?"I have to get off this filthy rock," Zim muttered to himself, poking at his Skool 'lunch'Come Back To Me - ZADR? ZADF?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What was that, alien?" An all too familiar voice sneered beside the green boy.
"Nothing, Dib-human. Leave Zim alone." the Irken mumbled. Dib blinked in surprise. Zim not yelling? Saying he was 'normal'? That was a shock. The real shock, however, was what he said next.
"I'm leaving, Dib." The statement was fairly simple. Three simple words. But it was enough to as good as stop the boy's heart.
"W-what?" Dib asked. No. Zim couldn't leave. He.... couldn't! Zim was his proof! Zim was... the closest damn thing the human ever had... to a real friend.
"Zim said, I'm leaving Dirt-child. I'm getting off this horrible mud-ball of a planet. Is there a problem with that?" Dib considered that. A problem? No. No problem at all. If Zim left, the Earth would be safe. Of course, Dib would have no goal. Nothing to accomplish. No menace to stop.
"No. No problem. Leave, you horrible space monster! Why would I care?
Where To Spend The Holidays- ZaDrBecause of Dad's hatred of Santa, my family doesn't really celebrate Christmas. That's putting it lightly. One time I brought in a Christmas tree ornament we made at school and Dad blew up.Where To Spend The Holidays- ZaDr2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Not that my Dad's craziness ever stops me and Gaz from having a great time! Sort of. I normally get Gaz a present of some sort and deliver it to her door. Then I run away before she comes out with MY present. I learned on year one of our tradition to never wait around for her to get to that door. I still have nightmares, sometimes.
This year Gaz went to her friend's house for Christmas Eve. (Yes, friend. It shocked me too.) And it's not like I want to stay around and listen to Dad's rambling about how truly evil the big jolly man really is all by myself. So I took off to Zim's.
Why did I pick Zim? Well, even though he hates me, he at least talks to me. And I think his dog-robot thing likes me. The combination of attention from an insulting green alien and a neurotic green dog thing would be WA
-WSWSIS Chapter 1-Dib's P.O.V-WSWSIS Chapter 1-3 years ago in Romance More Like This
That's how long it had been since that faithful day he'd stepped into our seventh grade classroom. Black hair, green skin, not to mention no ears or a nose. I knew almost instantly he wasn't human, I mean, really, it wasn't that hard to see. Or so I thought. Apparently the rest of my classmates thought the opposite. A 'skin condition' he'd claimed to have and they lapped it up like a dog sucking pitifully up to its master for a bone. Gullible and naiveté. That was all our society was. And that was all it would ever be.
Of course, they thought nothing more of me than the 'crazy' kid, so in a way I wasn't surprised when they'd turned on me and my opinions. It wasn't like they mattered. Who listens to the insane kid that's obsessed with the paranormal and seeing ghosts and aliens?
First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you. Then they fight you, then you win.
The line replayed itself in my head as I sat listening to my MP3. I couldn't begin to descri