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He heard a shriek. Tony lifted his head from the holographic screen, with a puzzled look. First he thought that maybe Steve was watching TV, but it was Tony who was standing in the living room where the TV was and it was turned off.
"Steve?!" he shouted after a moment. There was no answer, just some noise, as something was repeatedly falling to the floor. He turned from the screen and followed the sound.
"Hey, Steve.." he started, entering the bedroom, but stopped seeing him. The blonde was looking alarmed around the room, nervously squirming, as trying either to hide or run away. He was holding a folded paper. Then he noticed Tony and immediately stand up straight, shooting his hands to the back.
"What are you doing?" Tony looked suspiciously at him.
"Nothing!" came the abrupt answer. Next, Steve's face contorted with panic and he dashed to Tony, curling behind his back.
"Woah! Steve, what's wrong?" he asked, turning his head to look at him. The blonde muttered something in
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"Steve honey, this is only gonna hurt worse if you squirm."
"It's not that I'm -agh!- squirming, you're digging your foot into my- mmf!"
"Just hold still!"
Natasha was in the living room, her legs tucked neatly beneath her as she indulged in a book. It wasn't that she was an avid reader, but every now and then she slipped away into a book where things weren't so chaotic. Lifting her head as this outburst drifted towards her, she raised an eyebrow. She couldn't help it, her curiosity had been piqued. What the hell were those two doing? It sounded awfully.. Provocative. Closing the book with a gentle thud, she laid it aside and stood, walking towards the room where the noises were coming from.
"Steve baby, anyone ever told you your shoulders are tense?" Tony asked, straining slightly. The man beneath him merely grunted, looking mildly irritated. "I wonder why," Steve muttered mutinously, a gasp escaping him as the philanthropist shifted his weight. He was a distinct s