'PhotoShoot, Christmas Special' - SasuNaruPresent: Cassy-F-E and All Her Watchers!
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Namikaze, Kyūbi Namikaze, Itachi Uchiha
Main Pairings: SasuNaru
Side Pairing Hints/Mentions: ItaKyū
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, unless stated and I also did not make any money from this writing. I am just creating this story to entertain myself and (hopefully) you.
All of the character's depicted (or referred to) in sexual situations in this story are intended to be and considered to be me of the legal age of consent, in any jurisdiction, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Things to know:
This is a Christmas shot written last year for Cassy's, NaruSasu– Under the Snow drawing. (See Description for links.)
*Cassy asked her watchers to make a shot for the photo last Christmas and so I thought that be a great opportunity to
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Playing hard to get: Part 4 - Blame it on the alcohol (Part 2 of 2)
"Looks like the alcohol finally got to him..." Sasuke whispered to himself as he picked the now unconscious drunkard up from the ground. He settled the unconscious body on a nearby bench then leaned into it observing its facial features. "Oy!" he called softly but there was no response. "Oy!" he called a little louder yet, still no response. "OY!" he yelled and his response was a slight twitch. "TEMEEE!" he shouted slapping him on both cheeks... hard!
Naruto had awakened from the first slap but Sasuke gave him the second one either to keep him awake or... because he freaking felt like it. (YOU decide.) "Dattebayo?" the blonde one complained as he rubbed his cheeks. That's what you get for not listening to me. "Baka!" Naruto hissed at the raven head before getting up and walking towards the direction that they came from. "Ah... Naruto... Home is THAT way..." Sasuke said pointing the right way. "I'm not going anywhere wi
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 22 (1 of ?) Naruto's Past
"Sas...u...ke..." Sakura struggled to get her neck free from Sasuke's mad grip. "It...hur...ts..." Sakura struggled. Karin knew all too well how it felt to be in Sasuke's choke hold. (Déjà vu, huh, Karin?)
A tear fell out of her eye trying to loosen Sasuke's grip and that's when he let go and got up. Sakura coughed as she struggled to get the air down her wind pipe. "He's not dead yet..." Sasuke stated in an angry whisper. Karin looked at the pink haired bitch and wondered if she should finish her off herself.
Sasuke paced around angrily. 'Naruto is in love with the devil...' she thought as she imagined two horns sticking out of his forehead. She chuckled at how well they went with his bangs but stopped as soon as she saw him looking at her.
"So that's it then, we sit here and wait?" Karin wondered.
"It's a pain in the ass I'll tell you that..." Sasuke sighed as he sat on a chair.
Sakura breathed heavily as she rose t
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"I've been trying for the whole month you've been gone to find out what it is, but Tsunade is seriously keeping it under wraps." As always Sakura could guess exactly what Naruto was thinking.
"Can't get anything out of Shikamaru either?" Naruto asked. It was nice. Even though Naruto was now a single father Sakura and he could still engage in the same old things like figuring out top secret plans the Hokage "keeps under wraps". Sakura grinned.
"No and he didn't tell Temari anything either which actually has her pretty miffed. She even tried to ask Gaara to see if he was in on it, but he doesn't know."
"What about Neji and Kiba? Have you tracked her or spied on the anbu?" Naruto asked as Koichi started to drift back into sleep hopefully for the ni
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PLAYING HARD TO GET (22 – 9 of 10)
“Doctor, I’d like to know what’s going on.” Karin said.
“We have just completed the blood transfusion.” Tsunade informed. “So far he’s stable and we’re waiting to see if his body will accept the new blood.”
“Okay…” Karin nodded with a bit of hope. “But when you came in here earlier you seemed distressed. Is there anything else?” Karin wanted to know.
Tsunade looked at her.
Ever since Kurama took Naruto into his house, he’s been trying to turn him into the perfect vision of a classy man. He got him the best of the best tutors in subjects that he wanted him to take-he was home schooled; he bought him the best clothes and introduced him to very important people; Kurama also got him a very fetch Surname: Uzumaki.
Even though he got him all these things and changed his life completely, Naruto’s questions were never answ
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"Come on Kit, it's not that bad."
"Leave me alone, bastard."
As the door opened to Naruto's apartment, it was clear that something wasn't right. Next to a frowning, unhappy-looking, and plain worn out Naruto, stood a taller man; he was a couple of years older than Naruto in appearance and had blonde hair with red tips, sharp fang-like teeth (much like Kiba's), and deep red eyes. He also had whisker-like features that Naruto still held on his own face. In addition, Kyuubi's voice was deep, but not so much that it didn't suit the body he was occupying.
"Kit, I just can't let you walk alone, can I?" With a chuckle, Kyuubi slammed the door shut behind them with his foot. He stumbled with Naruto to the sofa and dropped the male down with a thump, hearing a soft giggle from the blonde. Yep, the pain killers were definitely starting to work.
"Kyuuu~" The other sang slightly before letting his head drop onto the sofa, one of his arms falling off the side as he groaned.
Sasuke knew Naruto had l
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Naruto himself had taken Sasuke's leaving rather harshly, so when he had come across the passed out body of his old friend, he was shocked and a bit apprehensive as to if it were a trap of some kind.
Sakura had started to cry, and all Naruto could really remember was Kyuubi shouting in his head, egging him to stab the bastard and be done with him. Kyuubi kept demanding that Naruto condemn the betrayer. Thankfully, Naruto decided not to listened to the demon for a change. Although, he was starting to wish he had now that the bastard was living with him. If it hadn't been for the fact that Naruto was trying to become the Hokage, he might have let the Uchiha leave without "noticing", per se.
Hearing the once-missing-ninja walk around his kitchen, Naruto rolled out of bed, landing with a sharp thud on t
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It had taken a good deal of time and a very hard knock to the head before Sasuke came back.
Of course, they had dragged his unconscious body back, so it wasn't really willingly, but if anyone asked, he would simply say that, hurt from his battle with Itachi, he teleported to the first place he thought of and that he had rather intentionally allowed his old team to find him.
Which was screwing up the story completely.
Sasuke had merely over-exerted himself during training and it was pure luck that Naruto and Sakura had stumbled upon him during one of their missions. However, his version gave him an excuse to push for his freedom - it would destroy the point of letting them find him if he left immediately after.
Of course, his excuse hadn't at all been accepted by the people of Konoha and Naruto had been assigned to look after him nonetheless. He was staying with the blond idiot whether he liked it or not, wasn't allowed on missions, and his chakra had been sealed.
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Sasuke frowned as he watched Kyuubi eye him putting Naruto on the bed. He wondered just why it was that he felt the need to stare over his shoulder exactly.
It wasn't like he was going to pull something with him right there... or at all. He had already decided he had no chance of escape - not to mention the unlikelihood of survival should he attempt. However, he didn't ask, too hesitant to talk to the beast in case he said the wrong thing. Unfortunately for him, the beast talked to him first (and he had figured it wouldn't be smart to ignore him).
Instead, the noirette stared at him, expression wary once more (not that the teeth scared him or aroused him).
Those fangs had honestly reminded him of Suigetsu, which destroyed any effect they might have originally had on him.
Then his eyes narrowed because, after having put up with all of the girls in his life, he could spot flirting from a mile away. Even though this could have been something different, it felt suspiciously like flirting;
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 16 Sasuke VS Karin
Naruto woke up the next morning to an already wakened now dressing Karin. "Good morning sunshine!" she greeted with a smile. "Morning." Casually replied Naruto as he stretched his limbs.
"How'd you sleep?" she asked.
"I've had worse nights..." he answered as he walked into the bathroom. 'Actually, that WAS my worst night.' He thought.
"Would you like some breakfast?" she asked buttoning her shirt.
"Ok." She said before she left the room.
After Naruto took his bath he got dressed and went downstairs. He was now seated at Karin's kitchen table eating breakfast. It was quiet between them for a while until Karin decided to break the silence saying, "Last night was... amazing..." Naruto accidently bit his tongue hearing this but didn't react to the pain. "That was probably the... best sex-"
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Recap on Part 22
After Naruto got hit by an ambulance Sir Ibiki gave Sasuke a tape recorder that supposedly holds the reason to why Naruto slept with Karin. So far we've learnt about Naruto's past and how he grew up until he met Kurama
When Naruto finally came to he found himself in the arms of the stranger, Kurama.
"What happened?" he blinked his eyes.
Kurama's eyes widened and he abruptly let go of the young boy. He was embarrassed for some reason, I suppose it was because he wasn't used to showing his feelings or emotions to people, especially to children.
"You looked at youR reflection in the shelf then you passed out." Kurama told him.
"Reflection?" Naruto frowned. He gasped, "My face!"
The blonde jolted off the couch and ran to the cupboard to stare at his face once more. Placing a hand on his cheek he showered in angst. "I'm ugly!" he exclaimed.
"Naruto, it's not as bad as you think." Kurama rolled his
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 3 A letter from Kyuubi
"Hey! Is Kyuubi back?" Naruto asked his personal assistant/secretariat, Karin. "No. He left this letter for you." Karin replied handing him the letter. "Thanks." Naruto said receiving the letter. "Here's your lunch by the way." Naruto said placing one of the bags of pork chops and fries on her desk causing her face to light up and her cheek to turn red. "For me?" she questioned enthusiastically. "Um... yeah?" Naruto replied awkwardly. "You bought me lunch? Oh! What a nice gesture!" Karin exclaimed, jumping on him, giving him a hug with a great, big smile of her face. "Um...okay?" he responded awkwardly. "I have to get back to work so um... later..." Naruto said removing her arms from around his neck before walking to his office. 'He bought me lunch... haaaaah... He's so charming...' Karin thought to herself mesmerized before returning behind her desk and slowly eating her food, cherishing each bite she took.
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In a grocery store, Sasuke pushed his cart from aisle to aisle checking off items that were on his check list. He was in the frozen foods section when a lady approached him.
“Excuse me…” the lady caught his attention.
“Yes?” he turned to her.
Innocent sapphire blue eyes looked up at him. Her bright blonde hair was tied up in a perfect bun and neatly cut bangs covered her forehead. She was attractive.
“I am sorry to disturb you.” she said.
“It’s no problem at all.” He gave her a gentle smile for assurance.
“I am very embarrassed to ask this.” She bit her pink, perfectly glossed lip. “But, may you help me with the water?”
Sasuke cocked his head to the side not comprehending.
“I’m sorry; I don’t know why I’m nervous.” She visibly blushed, “What I meant to say is, I have a water cooling system at home that only takes 5gallon water bottles or tanks or
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The next morning, Sasuke woke up to flashbacks of the previous night.
“I’m a boy.”
“I love you.”
“-YOU FUCKING WEIRDO-”
“Your existence is unknown to me-”
He covered his face once he sat up. “I’m such a dick…” he whispered.
“There’s something we can agree on.” Itachi said standing by the window.
Sasuke jumped but gave him a spiteful glare. “Is there a reason you’re in my room?”
“Is there a reason YOU’RE in your room?” Itachi questioned. Sasuke and Itachi live together in Itachi’s condo until Sasuke is done with law school. “I thought you said you weren’t coming home last night.”
“There was change in plans.” Sasuke threw his covers off him letting his feet touch the floor. He rubbed his face.
“She’s one of them people that believe in no sex until marriage, isn’t she?
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Pairings: SasuNaru (the main pairing for this fanfiction), OroKabu ('cause I can.) and maybe others if I decide.
Warning: Language, Yaoi, AU (Alternate Universe), vampires, mature stuff happening in later chapters, violence, blood, and Mpreg in later chapters. If you do not like or approve of yaoi and/or Mpreg then click that lovely back button at the top of your browser. I do not want any trouble.
Ch. 1: First Sight, Pain and Bittersweet Memories
When I was little, we played together a lot. He was a little older than me and knew that I had the Kyuubi sealed inside me. I expected it to bother him like it did the others. It never did in the least bit. He was the only one that was nice to me when he didn't have to be. Since I'm the Kyuubi, or so the other townspeople say, they hurt me frequently. The kids of those people sometim
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It was 5:30 when Naruto finally arrived home. He threw his bag to the side and slumped onto the couch, exhausted.
“Naruto what took you so long to get back I was so worried how dare you not call me.” Kushina chattered as she exited the kitchen into the living room covered in flour and carrying a whisk.
“Kakashi gave me an extra punishment.” Naruto groaned, “Can you believe that man?”
“This is all your fault for insulting a fellow student during class time I could have sworn I raised you better than that.” she chattered as she returned into the kitchen, “Come help me bake cookies.”
“I’d love to, but I can’t.” Naruto got off the couch.
“Excuse me, what did you just say?” his mother’s red head popped out through the door, “Get into this kitchen now!”
Naruto walked towards the stairs, “I’m going out with Sasuke.”
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 22 (4 of ?) Naruto's Past
The car stopped in front of a big spiked, black gate somewhere in the outskirts of the city. Naruto leaned his head against the window to see what lied behind the big gate when it opened before they drove in. His jaw dropped when he say the circular driveway with a fountain in the middle complimenting the large mansion standing tall and wide behind it. "What is this place?" Naruto asked in amazement looking at the beautiful perfectly mowed garden with fox shaped bushes aligned around the driveway.
"What kind of question is that?" the man wondered, "What do you think this place is? It's my house." (PSH! MANSION!) Naruto's jaw dropped further below his feet in total shock.
"This is YOUR house?" Naruto looked at him with eyes ready to pop out of their sockets.
"Yes, now stop looking at me like that, you look weird." The man said with s frown before the door was opened for him.
"Welcome back Sir Kurama." greeted the butler that ope
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Sasuke finally arrived at the salon. ‘Kiba was right; it was very hard to miss.’ He thought, as he got out of the car and stared at the big bright sign. R.A.M.E.N BEAUTY SALON.
He crossed the busy road before walking into the air conditioned salon. All heads turned to him making him feel suffocated.
“Umm…” he breathed.
“I’m guessing you’re Sasuke?” Sai welcomed him.
“Yes.” He responded.
“Please take a seat.”Sai directed him to the waiting area.
“Thanks.” he complied.
Sai walked to the back room and returned with Naruko right behind him.
“You’re here!” she grinned.
“I told you I’d come.” Sasuke rose to his feet.
“I’m glad you did.” She smiled.
“Sasuke?” Hinata wondered.
“Hi Hinata!” Sasuke greeted.
“You two know each other?” Naruko questioned.
“She’s dating one of my best frie
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SOOOO SORRY TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WHERE WAITING!!! MY INTERNET WENT BUST AND I WAS LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! THEN MY GRAD CAME UP AND I WAS LIKE SUPER SUPER SUPER BUSY!!!!!! BUT MY INTERNET WAS STILL BUST!!! SO I WROTE THIS IN A RUSH..... YEAH IT'S KINDA LONG.... N NOT VERY INTERESTING BUT PLEASE BEAR WITH ME...... and if you see anything in brackets... THAT'S ME TALKING!!!! Author's Note yah know.....
Playing Hard To Get: Part 2 Restaurant frenzy
"And that is how Ramen came into existence..." Naruto declared finally finishing his story. "It must not be a very popular dish then..." Sasuke commented even though he blacked out from the conversation the minute Naruto said "many many years ago..."
"Nani? Ramen is a very delicious dish!" Naruto argued. "Just because it's delicious doesn't make it popular." Sasuke replied. "Tch! What do YOU know?" Naruto surrendered with arms crossed across his chest.
They walk in silence a little while longer before Sasuke tells him,
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 11 Naruto's Sleepover
Sasuke's eyes might as well just pop out of his sockets because he honestly couldn't believe whom he was seeing. "Another employee?" he asked himself as he shook his head and continuously blinked his eyes. "What are you doing?" the other male asked in total confusion. That's when Sasuke's shocked expression, turned to anger. "What am I doing? What are YOU doing?" he growled. "I'm about to go get dressed and head to bed." Naruto answered. "What the F did you just say?" Sasuke wondered. "What? You're deaf all of a sudden?" Naruto teased. "You're in my house. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" Sasuke barked angrily. "I said, I'm getting dressed then I'm going to head to bed." Naruto replied. "In my house?" Sasuke hissed. "Yeah, pretty much." Naurto replied almost TOO comfortably. "Who let you in here?" Sasuke asked calmly. "Funny story... I did." Naruto answered with a smile. "And whose house is this?" Sasuke wanted know. "Yours." Narut
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All I Wanted.
If you're reading this now, I might not be around anymore. I'm sorry to leave you on such short notice. I want you to know that I never wanted to leave you and Ryu. I love you both very much. I promise that I will always be close by, even if I have passed.
Do you remember when we trained day and night together? We had to escort that one man to the Mist and Kakashi taught us something new. That night when we both reached the top of the trees, I loved that moment. It was just me and you; as if we were the only ones in the entire universe. I wish I could say that was the best moment in my life, but it would be a flat out lie.
My most cherished me
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Playing Hard to Get: Part 8 Operation SasukexNaruto commences
Sasuke had a shocked confused look on his face as he stared down at the ground in thought. 'I just got... Did he just...' he thought. 'BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT REJECT! LET'S GO SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF! IF HE THINKS THESE BROAD ARMS ARE JUST FOR DISPLAY HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!' growled his conscious. "Sasuke, are you alright?" Sakura asked placing her hand on his shoulder. "What does he mean no?" he blurted. "OY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?" Sasuke shouted, following the blonde one out the door. "Taxi!" Naruto called. "Hey! What do you mean no?" Sasuke repeated. "What you don't speak English?" Naruto asked uninterested. "Taxi!" he called. "I've been nothing but nice to you and you're rejecting me?" Sasuke questioned angrily. "You slammed your door in my face and you call that nice?" Naruto wondered uncomprehending. "You were being cocky!" Sasuke declared. "I was stating facts." Naruto defended.
"What's the differe
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Continuation of Playing Hard To Get: Part 22 (4 of ?) Naruto's Past
"Even though he left me on the streets, I didn't feel abandoned, I mean, he DID tell me not to get used to him AND that he wasn't my friend. And plus I smelt nice." Naruto explained, "I actually felt bad for him because clearly he didn't enjoy me wearing those clothes because they had sentimental t value to him."
"Did you ever see Kurama again?" Sir Ibiki asked.
"Yes I did another random occurrence."
A week had past ever since Naruto had seen Kurama. He couldn't get the man out of his head for some reason; probably because he didn't understand why he had children clothing- a boys' to be exact- in that simple fit-for-a-child-room. He didn't understand why he got so angry either. But there was nothing he could do about it; he was never going to see that man again, all so he thought.
One afternoon Naruto was strolling around in the city when he came across a flier with his picture on it. His
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Playing Hard To Get: Part 20 Lady Tsuande has a problem...
After Naruto was given a shot to calm him down and got his hand bandaged, he now lay co-operative in the psychologist's office. Sir Ibiki Morino being the psychologist was asking him a number of questions after Karin gave him a briefing of why he was acting so strange. They were in a calm dark room, Naruto lay emotionless, Karin seated beside the Doctor whom sat in front of him with his face hidden in the dark.
"What is your name?" asked Sir Ibiki.
"Naruto." replied Naruto with blankness in his voice.
"How old are you?"
"Do you know why you're here?"
"Do you want to be here?"
"I hate hospitals."
"Is that all?"
"Someone died here."
"And when did you find out that they died here?"
"Did you know this someone?"
"Did you like this someone?"
"Did you enjoy being around this someone?"
"How long had you known him or her?"
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This chapter has a bit of strong language... Like STRONG language so... You're warned...
Playing Hard to Get: Part 12 (2 of 2) - The cocktail party
"Hello sir, welcome..." one of the caterers greeted with a smile. "Thank you." Naruto replied stepping out of the elevator. "Sasuke?" he called looking at Sasuke whom pressed the button labeled "G" and tried pushing the slowly closing elevator doors faster together. "C'mon-c'mon..." the raven head murmured as he pushed. "Baka!" Naruto hissed in a whisper pulling him out by the arm. "No-no-no-no-no-no... Idiot that was my only way out of here." He hissed also in a whisper watching the elevator doors close.
"What the hell? You wanted me to take you out; I took you out what's the problem?"
"THIS is what you call taking me out? Might as well shoot me in the head right now."
"Be careful what you wish for..."
"I dare you to do it."
"I swear to God if you mess this up for me..."
"I mess this up for you? Hello? You just ruined my Thursday night!"