'PhotoShoot, Christmas Special' - SasuNaruPresent: Cassy-F-E and All Her Watchers!
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Namikaze, Kyūbi Namikaze, Itachi Uchiha
Main Pairings: SasuNaru
Side Pairing Hints/Mentions: ItaKyū
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, unless stated and I also did not make any money from this writing. I am just creating this story to entertain myself and (hopefully) you.
All of the character's depicted (or referred to) in sexual situations in this story are intended to be and considered to be me of the legal age of consent, in any jurisdiction, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Things to know:
This is a Christmas shot written last year for Cassy's, NaruSasu– Under the Snow drawing. (See Description for links.)
*Cassy asked her watchers to make a shot for the photo last Christmas and so I thought that be a great opportunity to
PLAYING HARD TO GET(22 - 8 of 10)PLAYING HARD TO GET(22 - 8 of 10)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Recap on Part 22
After Naruto got hit by an ambulance Sir Ibiki gave Sasuke a tape recorder that supposedly holds the reason to why Naruto slept with Karin. So far we've learnt about Naruto's past and how he grew up until he met Kurama
When Naruto finally came to he found himself in the arms of the stranger, Kurama.
"What happened?" he blinked his eyes.
Kurama's eyes widened and he abruptly let go of the young boy. He was embarrassed for some reason, I suppose it was because he wasn't used to showing his feelings or emotions to people, especially to children.
"You looked at youR reflection in the shelf then you passed out." Kurama told him.
"Reflection?" Naruto frowned. He gasped, "My face!"
The blonde jolted off the couch and ran to the cupboard to stare at his face once more. Placing a hand on his cheek he showered in angst. "I'm ugly!" he exclaimed.
"Naruto, it's not as bad as you think." Kurama rolled his
Life is a Play: Chapter 15 - I WHAT?!Life is a Play: Chapter 15 - I WHAT?!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 15 - I WHAT?!
I knew I was sleeping, but waking up was hard.
The strange thing was that it wasn't Itachi's voice calling me like every morning. Whose voice was that?
"Hey, wake up."
I grunted a little in bed, I wasn't not even a little inclined to wake up. Whoever was calling me would have to give up and leave.
A hand touched my shoulder lightly and I produced incoherent and inexistent sounds repelling the hand. But it came again, and stronger, shaking me from sleep.
I didn't give up; I pulled the blanket and covered my whole body to the head with an angry murmur of "Tsk, get out!" and returned to my so good sleep.
In my semiconscious state, I could hear the voice. "Tsk, and I thought it would be easier to wake him."
With a tremendous force, the voice pulled the blanket off making me stand up to kill the soul who dared to disturb my sleep.
I couldn't finish the sentence, a wave of nausea hit me strong and I only had time to run to the
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"I've been trying for the whole month you've been gone to find out what it is, but Tsunade is seriously keeping it under wraps." As always Sakura could guess exactly what Naruto was thinking.
"Can't get anything out of Shikamaru either?" Naruto asked. It was nice. Even though Naruto was now a single father Sakura and he could still engage in the same old things like figuring out top secret plans the Hokage "keeps under wraps". Sakura grinned.
"No and he didn't tell Temari anything either which actually has her pretty miffed. She even tried to ask Gaara to see if he was in on it, but he doesn't know."
"What about Neji and Kiba? Have you tracked her or spied on the anbu?" Naruto asked as Koichi started to drift back into sleep hopefully for the ni
Life is a play: Chapter 11 - Act IILife is a play: Chapter 11 - Act II2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 11 Act II
The rain outside was almost relaxing, the day had been calm and a bit cold. It wasn't the kind of day I liked the most, I couldn't go outside and I didn't like the way the weather made me sleepy and lazy.
Where did all my energy go to?
I was only hoping Friday wouldn't rain. It really sucked to go out when it was raining and I was way too curious and anxious to hang out with Sasuke.
This whole week was calm for me.
Last Saturday I had visited my parent's grave to thank them for everything they did for me and my brother and sister. I also thanked them for my wish.
I felt different, I was feeling calmer, I was feeling more complete.
I didn't have the urge to have attention on me, yet I liked it and my personality wouldn't change, so I was still loud and acted without thinking.
We had finally moved to our new house, we spent the whole weekend on it, but it was finally done. Kyuu-neesan and I were speechless when we first entered the house.
It was amaz
Life is a play: Chapter 10 - act ILife is a play: Chapter 10 - act I2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 10 Act 01
I hate when it happens. I thought it would go away eventually, but no. Every year is the same, the nightmares.
You guess one could get used to having the same nightmare over and over, every year for the last 9 years, but that's not true.
They just get worse.
It's like watching a movie, you know what will happen and you know it won't have a happy ending, yet you can't change it, you can only watch.
I hate that I feel useless and unsheltered.
I hate Itachi's face when he can finally approach me, the guilty and pained expression. I had forgiven him already.
Maybe I don't really understand what happened and it scares me to ask anything about that, but I had truly forgiven him.
Howsoever, it seems my subconscious keeps blaming him, keeps finding ways to tell me it's still not fine between us two.
But I'm trying not to think about it. I can only hope I don't have these nightmares all the time.
And perhaps I'll even swallow my pride and ask Ita
Life is a Play: Chapter 4 - FriendsLife is a Play: Chapter 4 - Friends2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I grinned. Oh that sure would be fun.
I closed my eyes and put my hands together.
'Thank you Mother. Thank you Father. Thank you so so much'
Yes, I'd play Mercutio, but that wasn't the only reason I was grinning.
The cast fit perfectly well in my opinion; I'd have fun watching my friends acting. Let me tell one by one of my friends and their roles in the play. Hm, who would I tell first?
Ah I know it.
Let's start with my great friend Inuzuka Kiba. I know Kiba since kindergarten, like most of my friends, but the dog breath was somehow special. We were known like the two troublemakers of school; we couldn't be together for more than a second without planning a prank on someone or break something in our little adventures. Kiba had as much energy as me; you can imagine how a disaster it is having two hyperactive children in the same closed room. Haha, we went through a lot together. Kiba wanted to be a vet just like his sister, who's by the way was great friend of my sister, Hana studied i
Life is a Play: Chapter 7 - UchihaLife is a Play: Chapter 7 - Uchiha2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I wanted to go home but I still needed to pick Sasuke at school.
Why did I agree on that date?
She looked different. I thought she wouldn't squeal or choosing such a bad place. It was crowed, small and full of drunken people touching you, in other words, a fucking bar.
I don't know why I still try. Who am I trying to convince?
I am... Tsch.
I had met her yesterday when I was talking to Kaoru...
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing that's your business Itachi"
I caught a glimpse of long blond hair and my eyes unintentionally followed it.
"And here I fooled myself thinking your reason to come here was because we are friends"
Between Kaoru, Kyuubi and I; Kaoru was the most mature, Kyuubi was the meanest and I was the most Machiavellian.
"Stop staring... I can't believe nobody ever noticed that"
Kaoru was the first to notice my preference for the long blond hair. I couldn't keep my eyes off.
"Itachi, you're a lost cause"
She slightly smiled.
"You need s
Life is a Play: Chapter 8 - UzumakiLife is a Play: Chapter 8 - Uzumaki2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Damn it, kid, don't scream at my ear. You'll make me deaf"
I was dumbfounded. I could only blink and try to process the information. Kurama, my heartless brother, and Kaoru, the always fuck-the-world girl, were... ENGAGED?! Really?!
My eyes moved to one to another, still not believing. That was so unbelievable that even Kyuu-neesan was shocked, okay, so she had probably figured it out sooner, but she was still shocked.
Oh God, this day was crazy. And when I thought it would end, no, something even crazier happened. I give up.
Of course they getting engaged weren't a bad thing, the opposite, it was great, yet it was still shocking.
My mind was racing with billions of thoughts.
But there was one that scared me.
If they got married, they wouldn't live with me and Kyuubi. They would leave us. And one day Kyuubi would leave me as well.
I would be left behind like some years ago.
It just couldn't happen.
Not now that we were finally having some time together. Not n
Life is a Play: Chapter 5 - Pinky PromiseLife is a Play: Chapter 5 - Pinky Promise2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 5 Pinky promise
Oh Kakashi, you're so much dead! You did it on purpose, I hate you, hate you, hate you!
I glared at him so he would know my dissatisfaction and hatred towards him.
He saw it of course, even if that was my usual face, Kakashi knew me enough to know the difference. The damn teacher smiled, totally amused by my situation.
The worst thing was I couldn't say anything to him, if I did, he would only say 'Not my fault you were late'.
I hated the play. I hated the stupid story. I hated Romeo and I hated Juliet. It was stupid; it was a stupid love story with stupid fights and stupid people. They were a stupid couple who deserved to die!
Fine, I was a bit frustrated. Frustrated, not nervous or scared of being in front of hundreds of people playing a stupid character that was nothing like what I was known for. I was just frustrated I would have to do this thing.
It was not my thing! It was the dobe's thing!
Dobe, how many years haven't I said it so spontaneous
Life is a Play: Chapter 3 - Naruto's first bookLife is a Play: Chapter 3 - Naruto's first book2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 3 Naruto's first book
When the door opened revealing no other than Uchiha Sasuke, I knew, for sure, it was the world's end.
This guy was a lot of things: boring, arrogant, heartless, petty, moody, and a completely bastard; but he was never, never, never one to be late.
The day was weird enough to our history teacher, Kakashi-sensei, come in time. C'mon! I came early today! And now Sasuke came late! It was a signal. A really bad one.
Sasuke was the first to write the name on the blackboard. It wasn't fair; he came late and was the first?! Tch, he doesn't even like this stuff.
Oh yeah, let me explain.
Konoha High School has this tradition: every year the senior students had to perform a play. I was particularly fond of the idea. Anyway, the school invited two or three former students to perform with us, something about how the school formed amazing people, the interaction between the former students that told their experiences after school and all that shit.
This year's pl
Life is a play: Ch 9- A day at Akatsuki UniversityLife is a play: Ch 9- A day at Akatsuki University2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Warning: shounen ai and swearing( like usual)
The next day, both boys missed school.
If only they knew what it would cause, maybe they would have no, no, no, at that moment they were way too comfortable in their beds, sleeping dreamlessly and resting all they needed to.
At the same time, far from their homes, specifically at Akatsuki University, their siblings were trying to stay awake.
Itachi was drinking his third cup of coffee, but the caffeine seemed to not making its magic. The man had a murdering aura that kept the corridors free for him to go through; the other students and even the teachers didn't dare to even look at him. He walked through the campus like a king walks through his kingdom.
He managed to keep the appearances of the perfect student on the first period by drinking two cups of coffee, yet, as soon as the bell rang, he ran to the cafeteria to have one more cup of coffee and avoid one certain person, his head was killing him and his mood was only worsening.
Not PerfectNot Perfect1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Not Perfect
Summary: A short written for KakaIru formspring
Question: Kakashi, there are a lot of stories where you're the ass and Iruka breaks up with you. Has there been a time when Iruka was the ass and no amount of begging would you take him back?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, obviously or the filler episodes would be more character backstories and less randomness.
Dedicated to: Whoever asked the question
Iruka wasn't perfect. A lot of people assumed he was, but Kakashi knew better.
He had a temper for one. Sometimes he got pissed over stupid things or yelled at Kakashi just because he'd had a rough day teaching the kids or dealing with the mission room maniacs. It didn't help that Iruka had a stubborn streak a mile wide and would sometimes try to justify his tantrums instead of just apologizing. Most people took Iruka's side without knowing the situation and that
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Sasuke frowned as he watched Kyuubi eye him putting Naruto on the bed. He wondered just why it was that he felt the need to stare over his shoulder exactly.
It wasn't like he was going to pull something with him right there... or at all. He had already decided he had no chance of escape - not to mention the unlikelihood of survival should he attempt. However, he didn't ask, too hesitant to talk to the beast in case he said the wrong thing. Unfortunately for him, the beast talked to him first (and he had figured it wouldn't be smart to ignore him).
Instead, the noirette stared at him, expression wary once more (not that the teeth scared him or aroused him).
Those fangs had honestly reminded him of Suigetsu, which destroyed any effect they might have originally had on him.
Then his eyes narrowed because, after having put up with all of the girls in his life, he could spot flirting from a mile away. Even though this could have been something different, it felt suspiciously like flirting;
No More War Chapter 2No More War Chapter 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come on Kit, it's not that bad."
"Leave me alone, bastard."
As the door opened to Naruto's apartment, it was clear that something wasn't right. Next to a frowning, unhappy-looking, and plain worn out Naruto, stood a taller man; he was a couple of years older than Naruto in appearance and had blonde hair with red tips, sharp fang-like teeth (much like Kiba's), and deep red eyes. He also had whisker-like features that Naruto still held on his own face. In addition, Kyuubi's voice was deep, but not so much that it didn't suit the body he was occupying.
"Kit, I just can't let you walk alone, can I?" With a chuckle, Kyuubi slammed the door shut behind them with his foot. He stumbled with Naruto to the sofa and dropped the male down with a thump, hearing a soft giggle from the blonde. Yep, the pain killers were definitely starting to work.
"Kyuuu~" The other sang slightly before letting his head drop onto the sofa, one of his arms falling off the side as he groaned.
Sasuke knew Naruto had l
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Naruto himself had taken Sasuke's leaving rather harshly, so when he had come across the passed out body of his old friend, he was shocked and a bit apprehensive as to if it were a trap of some kind.
Sakura had started to cry, and all Naruto could really remember was Kyuubi shouting in his head, egging him to stab the bastard and be done with him. Kyuubi kept demanding that Naruto condemn the betrayer. Thankfully, Naruto decided not to listened to the demon for a change. Although, he was starting to wish he had now that the bastard was living with him. If it hadn't been for the fact that Naruto was trying to become the Hokage, he might have let the Uchiha leave without "noticing", per se.
Hearing the once-missing-ninja walk around his kitchen, Naruto rolled out of bed, landing with a sharp thud on t
No More War PrologueNo More War Prologue2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It had taken a good deal of time and a very hard knock to the head before Sasuke came back.
Of course, they had dragged his unconscious body back, so it wasn't really willingly, but if anyone asked, he would simply say that, hurt from his battle with Itachi, he teleported to the first place he thought of and that he had rather intentionally allowed his old team to find him.
Which was screwing up the story completely.
Sasuke had merely over-exerted himself during training and it was pure luck that Naruto and Sakura had stumbled upon him during one of their missions. However, his version gave him an excuse to push for his freedom - it would destroy the point of letting them find him if he left immediately after.
Of course, his excuse hadn't at all been accepted by the people of Konoha and Naruto had been assigned to look after him nonetheless. He was staying with the blond idiot whether he liked it or not, wasn't allowed on missions, and his chakra had been sealed.
PLAYING HARD TO GET(16)PLAYING HARD TO GET(16)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Playing Hard To Get: Part 16 Sasuke VS Karin
Naruto woke up the next morning to an already wakened now dressing Karin. "Good morning sunshine!" she greeted with a smile. "Morning." Casually replied Naruto as he stretched his limbs.
"How'd you sleep?" she asked.
"I've had worse nights..." he answered as he walked into the bathroom. 'Actually, that WAS my worst night.' He thought.
"Would you like some breakfast?" she asked buttoning her shirt.
"Ok." She said before she left the room.
After Naruto took his bath he got dressed and went downstairs. He was now seated at Karin's kitchen table eating breakfast. It was quiet between them for a while until Karin decided to break the silence saying, "Last night was... amazing..." Naruto accidently bit his tongue hearing this but didn't react to the pain. "That was probably the... best sex-"
PLAYING HARD TO GET(3)PLAYING HARD TO GET(3)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Playing Hard To Get: Part 3 A letter from Kyuubi
"Hey! Is Kyuubi back?" Naruto asked his personal assistant/secretariat, Karin. "No. He left this letter for you." Karin replied handing him the letter. "Thanks." Naruto said receiving the letter. "Here's your lunch by the way." Naruto said placing one of the bags of pork chops and fries on her desk causing her face to light up and her cheek to turn red. "For me?" she questioned enthusiastically. "Um... yeah?" Naruto replied awkwardly. "You bought me lunch? Oh! What a nice gesture!" Karin exclaimed, jumping on him, giving him a hug with a great, big smile of her face. "Um...okay?" he responded awkwardly. "I have to get back to work so um... later..." Naruto said removing her arms from around his neck before walking to his office. 'He bought me lunch... haaaaah... He's so charming...' Karin thought to herself mesmerized before returning behind her desk and slowly eating her food, cherishing each bite she took.
PLAYING HARD TO GET(22 - 1 of 10)PLAYING HARD TO GET(22 - 1 of 10)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Playing Hard To Get: Part 22 (1 of ?) Naruto's Past
"Sas...u...ke..." Sakura struggled to get her neck free from Sasuke's mad grip. "It...hur...ts..." Sakura struggled. Karin knew all too well how it felt to be in Sasuke's choke hold. (Déjà vu, huh, Karin?)
A tear fell out of her eye trying to loosen Sasuke's grip and that's when he let go and got up. Sakura coughed as she struggled to get the air down her wind pipe. "He's not dead yet..." Sasuke stated in an angry whisper. Karin looked at the pink haired bitch and wondered if she should finish her off herself.
Sasuke paced around angrily. 'Naruto is in love with the devil...' she thought as she imagined two horns sticking out of his forehead. She chuckled at how well they went with his bangs but stopped as soon as she saw him looking at her.
"So that's it then, we sit here and wait?" Karin wondered.
"It's a pain in the ass I'll tell you that..." Sasuke sighed as he sat on a chair.
Sakura breathed heavily as she rose t
Life is a Play: Chapter 1 - Uzumaki NarutoLife is a Play: Chapter 1 - Uzumaki Naruto2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a beautiful day: blue sky, bright sun, birds chirping.
I walked happily through Konoha's street, people were waving at me, smiling and doing whatever they had to.
A group of girls came at my direction: "Naruto-sama!"
"How are you doing, Naruto-sama?"
"Ne, Naruto-sama, will you come and play with us?"
I grinned: "Sorry girls, the great Uzumaki Naruto can't. You know I'd love to go and play with you" I winked at them making them blush "But I have lots of things to do"
They looked disappointed
"But you will come and play later, ne?" one of the girls said
I grabbed her hand and kissed it "Of course"
The other girls squealed and giggled, whispering to each other's ears.
I left the group and kept walking down the street, hands in my pockets, silently singing for myself, definitely walking like a boss.
I looked behind me but found nothing, odd. Nah, it must be my imagination.
I stopped and tried to find the person who was calling me, the voice was familiar but I did
PLAYING HARD TO GET(2)PLAYING HARD TO GET(2)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
SOOOO SORRY TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WHERE WAITING!!! MY INTERNET WENT BUST AND I WAS LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! THEN MY GRAD CAME UP AND I WAS LIKE SUPER SUPER SUPER BUSY!!!!!! BUT MY INTERNET WAS STILL BUST!!! SO I WROTE THIS IN A RUSH..... YEAH IT'S KINDA LONG.... N NOT VERY INTERESTING BUT PLEASE BEAR WITH ME...... and if you see anything in brackets... THAT'S ME TALKING!!!! Author's Note yah know.....
Playing Hard To Get: Part 2 Restaurant frenzy
"And that is how Ramen came into existence..." Naruto declared finally finishing his story. "It must not be a very popular dish then..." Sasuke commented even though he blacked out from the conversation the minute Naruto said "many many years ago..."
"Nani? Ramen is a very delicious dish!" Naruto argued. "Just because it's delicious doesn't make it popular." Sasuke replied. "Tch! What do YOU know?" Naruto surrendered with arms crossed across his chest.
They walk in silence a little while longer before Sasuke tells him,
PLAYING HARD TO GET(4 - 2:2)PLAYING HARD TO GET(4 - 2:2)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Playing hard to get: Part 4 - Blame it on the alcohol (Part 2 of 2)
"Looks like the alcohol finally got to him..." Sasuke whispered to himself as he picked the now unconscious drunkard up from the ground. He settled the unconscious body on a nearby bench then leaned into it observing its facial features. "Oy!" he called softly but there was no response. "Oy!" he called a little louder yet, still no response. "OY!" he yelled and his response was a slight twitch. "TEMEEE!" he shouted slapping him on both cheeks... hard!
Naruto had awakened from the first slap but Sasuke gave him the second one either to keep him awake or... because he freaking felt like it. (YOU decide.) "Dattebayo?" the blonde one complained as he rubbed his cheeks. That's what you get for not listening to me. "Baka!" Naruto hissed at the raven head before getting up and walking towards the direction that they came from. "Ah... Naruto... Home is THAT way..." Sasuke said pointing the right way. "I'm not going anywhere wi
Life is a Play: Chapter 2 - Uchiha SasukeLife is a Play: Chapter 2 - Uchiha Sasuke2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was raining, perfect. Few people on streets, neither hot nor cold, the only noises came from the rain drops and the increased traffic. I smirked walking down the almost deserted streets.
No fan girls in sight, just me and my umbrella silently walking through Konoha's streets.
I looked up the sky. It was all gray, just the way I liked.
No, please, tell me it's not a stalker fan girl.
Wait, the call came from above me, from the sky. Was it some heavenly experience?
Finally someone up there saw I deserved to be a divine figure above my idiotic brother.
The clouds cleared up bringing the blinding light.
Shit, it was too bright.
I forced my eyes to open.
I arched an eyebrow. What was this wall doing here? Wait, this was my wall.
I turned myself to the other side of bed.
Ah! My eyes! Who opened the curtains?
I blinked few times adjusting my eyes to the light.
I sat up in my bed still sleepy.
I looked up and growled