A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Mat-E part 8In the escape pod bay over the hallway which is dark in there, the elevator chimes. Matthew Rabbit known as Mat-E and I step out. There are rows of numbered bay doors line the hallway. I approach "Bay #1" where we entered.Mat-E part 83 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
In the interior escape pod bay #1 continous, I navigated the dark and approached a freestanding console. I fiddled with some buttons.
Onto Matthew, he glances down at my white gloved hand. He privately intertwines his fingers.
He thought, "Maybe now is the right moment..."
He asked quietly, "Kristina...?"
The banks of controls light up around us.
An escape pod is revealed at the end of the room. Its hatch automatically opens and bathes the room with light from its lit interior.
I turned to Matthew coldly, "Earth. "
I gestured for Matthew to enter the pod.
I repeated coldly, "Get in the pod, Matthew. You need to go home to Earth." As I pointed to an overhead screen that displays coordinates to Earth.
He happily complies as he entered the pod. He l
Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 6Chapter 6 - Meeting the Wizard.Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 61 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next morning, Lila woke up in a very luxurious, large bedroom, and for a moment she thought she was still dreaming. She then saw Spunky sleeping on the pillow next to hers, and sighed, realizing this was no dream; she had actually spent the night in the Wizard’s palace, at the room Cindy and the staff prepared for her.
“Well, Spunky, time to meet Mister Wizard.” Lila petted Spunky, gently waking him up, and then she got a shower at the room’s private bathroom. Apparently, even if the Wizard rarely received any visit, he liked having fancy, well-prepared rooms just in case. Lila wanted to be ready as soon as possible since, the previous night, she and her friends had decided the order they’d see the Wizard, and Lila got the first turn, so she’d have her audience right after breakfast.
Lila met up with her friends and Cindy at the palace’s main dining room. Just like herself, all of them have received some extr
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Mat-E part 9In the interior lido deck, the nightship's computerized voice said, "The Lido Deck is now closing...The Lido Deck is now closing."Mat-E part 93 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The last few passengers exit the pool area and they're all wearing the same color blue uniforms......except two red ones that are Mrs. and Mr. Dinkleberg who are still in the pool. The camere close on the bare feet of them and they ripple the surface of the pool. Both Mr. and Mrs. Dinkleberg float over the water's surface and they splash one another playfully.
Mr. Dinkleberg smiled playfully, "Hey now. Stop that..."
"Make me." giggled Mrs. Dinkleberg.
"I didn't know we had a pool."
A male dalmatian lifeguard dog arrived and reprimands them from the pool's edge. He said, "No splashing, no diving."
They became annoyed and said, "Ahh! Go on!"
Mr. Dinkleberg splashes the lifeguard with a feet. The lifeguard dalmatian became wet and stormed away.
On the upper deck, the door slide opened. Matthew Rabbit and I peeked our heads out to check if the coast is clear by
My Reincarnation Essay (for school!)Reincarnation can simply defined as being reborn in another body. When the physical body dies, the soul lives on and can be reincarnated into another body. The memories and experiences from all previous lives are embedded in the soul.My Reincarnation Essay (for school!)8 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Reincarnation has been a belief in many religions for centuries. It was once considered a bad thing because if the soul kept coming back in a new body, there was no chance of merging with the Almighty and reaching enlightenment. Nowadays, it is considered a good thing because it helps the soul learn and progress. What is learned in a past life can be helpful when the next life comes.
Transmigration of the soul is a smaller part of reincarnation. For this idea, it is thought that a free-traveling soul without a body can enter the body of a newborn baby. This is a common idea in Scientology. At rare times, souls can even move into an adult, typically during times of complete relaxation, such as with meditation or during astral projection, when the soul leav
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
Proliferation.You swam in the ocean of my psyche; I wonder if it was the waves, or the depth that swallowed you.Proliferation.8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You poisoned the aqua almost instantly; I wonder if it will ever manage to be distilled.
You dived in and out without consent; I wonder if my strength was intimidating.
My endless scope became limited, when the weight of your impact was removed.
The little left, scorched itself into clouds–– I’d lost my substance abruptly.
Months of warm, clouded judgment elapsed, until I found an iced silver lining.
––I fell from the sky in pieces, it must have been for months.
I regained myself, slowly but surely; now, The Pacific Ocean emulates me.
I take it, growth is dependant on change–– I am a testament.
© Rocio Belinda Mendez
Marian's TaleMarian's TaleMarian's Tale7 years ago in General More Like This
I tossed and turned, not being able to sleep, for what lay ahead of me tomorrow was stuck in my mind. I lay there, staring up at the ceiling, thinking. There must be a way to stop what was happening. I thought and thought, but nothing came to mind. There was no way out of it. Suddenly, there was a movement over by my window. I smiled. I knew who it was. He had come, just like He promised.
"Hello Robin," I whisperd, not wanting to wake my father.
"Hello Marian," Robin whisperd back. He walked over to my bed and gently kissed me.
"You think you can get round me so easily, don't you?" I asked, after we had finished.
Robin laughed. "Yes. And I know it works."
"You looking forward to tomorrow?" Robin asked me.
I looked at him and raised one eyebrow.
"You know full well I'm not."
Robin smirked. "Alright, I was only asking."
"I'm only doing this for my father, Robin. Remember that. If it was anything else of c
SM: For NapoleonxviIn a small city of Springfield we find the famous cartoon couple Homer and Marge Simpson as they set out to get a few items from the mall for Marge's upcoming charity bake sale. That is until she sees Homer munching on some of her ingredients.SM: For Napoleonxvi5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Marge: * groans* Oh Homer!
Homer: What? I was just making sure they were fresh.
Suddenly at the Jewelry section of the mall three bank robbers with ski masks emerges. The leader emerges carrying a large diamond in his hand. The robbers escaped from the police but ended up bumping into both Marge and Homer.
The diamond flew out of the leaders hand and landed inside Marge's tall hairdo.
Female robber: Hey our loot in that ladies hair.
Male robber: What do we do? We'll never find it in that mess.
Leader: Take her with us.
The two robbers carried Marge off as the leader knocked Homer over.
Marge: HOMIE! HELP!
Homer: ACK! MARGE! DON'T WORRY HONEY I'M COMING!
Homer starts running after them.
Homer: Must save Marge ACK! Oh I hit the wal
MarianDo you weep behind your veil, Golden Bride,Marian6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
for knowing there is someone else, close, unseen?
And while the groom is tall and strong, what of that
when there is sunshine in the smile of Boy in Green?
He cannot be with you today although he is
the rightful master of your heart, steady and true.
The groom whose eyes are pale and searching, desperate,
needs you more it seems, for shame, and so I Do.
Do not weep behind your veil Watcher fair;
soon will come the sunlight wedding of your prayer.
SithVamp Reviews: Mad Monster PartySithVamp Reviews: Mad Monster Party1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome back to the SithVamp October SpecDracular! I love stop-motion animation. It’s a pity we hardly see any movies anymore in that style of animation. It’s a dying art. And when it comes to stop-motion animation, people can think of any of the following three things: Robot Chicken, Tim Burton or Rankin-Bass. Let’s talk about the latter today: Rankin-Bass Productions was a stop-motion animation studio founded by Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass. This studio is most well-known for its Christmas specials, like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman and a Year Without Santa Claus, and the first Thundercats series. Most of Rankin-Bass’ Christmas specials were made in stop-motion animation, so was the movie I’m going to review today: it’s a Rankin-Bass Halloween, yes, you heard me: Halloween stop-motion special, simply known as: Mad Monster Party!!!
Mad Monster Party came out in 1967. The movie opens in the castle of Baron Boris von Frankens
Big GirlI am a big girlBig Girl8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I have a big waist
I have big arms
I have big legs
I wear big shoes
on my big feet
I am a big girl
I have a big smile
I have big dreams
I have a big heart
And when I walk into a room
You're sure to see me
Because I have a big presence
a big essence
And when I walk into a room
I walk to the center of the room
I am a Big Girl
And you will never make me
to sit in the corner
simpsons ticklingThe Simpson family was sitting in the kitchen eating their breakfast.simpsons tickling6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hurry up kids, Marge said or you?gonna be late for school. No problem mam, said Bart, if I?ate I?just stay at home for the day. Homer gets from his chair and started looking for his keys. Marge he wined, were are my keys?? I can?ind them anywhere. Look at the door, they could still be on the door! Right said Homer, see you tonight he said. With this Homer left to work. As he left the house, the school bus stopped at the front door. See you this evening kids said Marge. Bart and Lisa said bye and jumped at the school bus.
Bart had already some practical jokes in mind for the day. He would draw some graffiti at the wall of the principal?ffice, throw a rat in the girls bathroom and some more stuff.
At lunch he made his plans come true and cached a rat, he went to the little girls room and threw it in there. Screams filled the room. Willie and principal Skinner ran to the girl?oom. Aargh, it seems like there? war out the
Who am I?I am a tailor. I stitch words together.Who am I?6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am a painter. I paint scenes with sentences.
I am a gardener. I weed ideas from the world.
I am a liar. I tell tall tales.
I am a fabricator. I construct plot devices out of thin air.
I am a counterfeiter. I manufacture multiple identities and pass them off as characters.
I am a dreamer. I have my head up in alternate worlds.
I am a believer. I believe in my dreams no matter how impossible.
I am a miner. I unearth stories from the most unlikely places, even the gutter.
I am a storyteller. I make things up for a living.
I am a writer. I live many many lives (that end with an r).
(I am a piece of paper, a blank page waiting to be written on.)
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
This Game We Call RomanceThis is a strange game we all playThis Game We Call Romance4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A game we call romance
Just like a chess piece we take turns
Its one mysterious dance
As we grow up we learn our role
Our tongues learn to deceive
Nobody wants their thoughts revealed
Who knows what to believe
We're told that there are many maps
They say our heart will guide
Yet broken ships can sail off course
We question things inside
This ancient game has great rewards
Treasures wait to be found
We have to find the correct key
Great warmth hides underground
We bide our feelings behind masks
And hope we'll find the one
That special someone to dance with
This game just might be fun
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
TreatyThe long warTreaty4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Between the heart and brain
A treaty has been signed.
Bringing harmony between self
We call it poetry.
GiftsChristmas. The season of giving. Only that the things that people give now a days aren't always useful, or rather, that's the case for me.Gifts3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As I tucked into the ham and turkey, I chatted with my friends and relatives, catching up on events in their lives, and sharing some of my own anecdotes. One good thing about major occasions is that they provide people who would otherwise drift apart a chance to renew relationships and to just talk.
After stuffing ourselves with food (the turkey this year was excellent), it was time to hand out or receive presents, depending on which end you were on. As usual, the younger children who had been eagerly awaiting this moment all crowded around the adults, forming a screaming and shouting mob. I couldn't help but smile, as I sat with the other teenagers. It was not so long ago that this was a big thing for me too.
After receiving my gifts, I thanked those that gave them to me, and unwrapped them one by one. As per my habit, I meticulously unwrapped them