Red + Blue : Purple..wait wut?It was a beautiful day, and the four Links were doing something irrelevant to their quest.Red + Blue : Purple..wait wut?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey! Blue! Blue! Bluuuuuuuue~" Red pestered the disgruntled Link.
"What Red!?" Blue asks, restraining from reaching his hammer
"You know how the color wheel works?" Red asks
"uhh, yeah?" Blue says, not really expecting that type of question, more expecting "Blue, where do babies come from?" or "Hey Blue, how many swords could a sword chuck chuck if a sword chuck could chuck swords?
"Really? Good, cause it's been kind of bothering me for a while" Red says, smiling at the other.
"What's been bothering you? Me not knowing what a color wheel is? Seriously, everyone knows what those are Red" Blue says
"No not that! But you know how Purple's made?" Red asks, looking over his shoulder to their Violet team mate.
"......... I can tell this is going to be stupid" Blue says blankly
"Well do you!?" Red shakes Blue by the shoulders
"Red and Blue!" Blue says, shoving the optimistic Link away, "W
Stargazer Ch 1"NEIN!"Stargazer Ch 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was his final answer, and nothing was going to change his mind.
Meet the Bad Touch Trio, amateur band in need of a new vocalist. The band consisted of their self proclaimed leader Gilbert who was on base guitar, Antonio on guitar, and Francis on drums. Gilbert was a good vocalist, but his voice was much more suited for a band following in Rammestein's jizz trail, and the trio just wasn't epic enough to sodomize their keyboardist on stage and jizz all over their fans. Antonio could deliver, but he didn't want to, and Francis would enjoys the drums far to much, for he is a master of banging things.
"Gilbert! You want us to be big! It's not a replacement! It's an addition!" Francis tries to reason with the albino.
"Dude, if there's four of us, it's not a trio!" Gilbert says
"Then we change the name mi amigo." Antonio tells the other
"To what, Bad Touch Quartette? I think not." Gilbert says
"I was thinking Bad Friends. It sounds pretty bad ass" Francis says, Antonio agreeing.
PANDA BATTLE SMACK DOWN THING"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikuu~ Tell me about your childhood." Gilbert wined latched to Kiku's waist.PANDA BATTLE SMACK DOWN THING2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Gilbert... we're in the middle of the store. Can't this wait?" Kiku asks, half glaring at the other
"No! When we get back home, you distract me with beer and tour tiny adorable ass and we'll have hot drunken sex and it'll be another month before I remember the question I asked and you'll distract me with beer and sex again!" Gilbert says, standing up and demanding answers.
"Fine! I lived a normal childhood in a bamboo forest, raised by pandas. Yeah, when China found me, he found the pandas and he relocated EVERY SINGLE ONE to his home. Anyways, Panda Haha-San once told me a story, it went like this" Kiku coughed a bit before reciting the story.
Gilbert stared at Kiku, waiting for an explanation. He didn't get one.
"Panda Haha-San sent me to the clearing to find some good bamboo and that's when I met China. I knew at that momen
REQUEST: PrussiaXJapanREQUEST: PrussiaXJapan1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Now the Awesome Me has seen plenty of awesome things, but not this Japanese man. He was short, just like his ego, and silent as Ludwig's farts. I squatted slightly to see his big brown eyes staring at me while saying "I'll kill you in your sleep" or something like that. His black hair was as dark as the possible soul within him, yet it looked awesome enough to label it awesome. Just not as awesome as me. But there was more, Kiku wore a white naval suit with gold trim that made him want people to exclaim "ooooh fancy!" Of course my awesome purple uniform was better Pssh, by a long-shot! Yet I had to admit, Ludwig had brought someone that might be awesome enough to hang out with my awesomeness.
"Honda, eh? Hon-duh Oh! Like zhe vehicle?"
Kiku sighed, "You do know me, Girbert."
"Hon-duh " I contemplated this for an awesome bit before snapping my fingers once an awesome idea entered my awesome head. Calmly I put my arm around the little guy's shoulders, "Ki-koo Hon-duh, you a
Don't leave me alone anymore - PruPan Gil- Gilbert-ku- y-yamete "Don't leave me alone anymore - PruPan1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The hands of the Prussian roughly tugged the wrists of the small far-eastern country into the sheets of the futon they both used to share. Used to.
"First you tell me why you wouldn't let anyone see you!" The anger mixed up with a little worry was clearly written on the Albino's face. As for the moment, he didn't care how much Honda no, Japan would struggle and writhe, he'd simple go on like this, until he finally knew what he wanted to know. "Won't you tell me already?"
" s-sore ga i-itai o-onegai " His shaking voice was almost to be covered by his abnormal loud breath which simply mixed up raspy noises and a bit of irritational coughing in no clear frequency. The Albino's body seemed extremely heavy on his sprained limbs and created a dull ache spread all over the petite Japanese's torso. The intermingling pain in his body seemed already like torture to him and a moment later he couldn't hold himself back from slowly begin trembling and
Impressing"JAPAN! COME HERE, I NEED SOMEVONE TO AWESOME VITH!" Gilbert's voice barked through the feild, causing Kiku to look up.Impressing1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Er... Girbert-san, I do not think that wourd be a good ide--" Kiku began, his soft voice quietly mumbling.
"It vill be a great idea! It's simple! You just stand there vitnessing my awesomeness, and you squeal and blush like the little anime school girl you are! Kindergarteners can do it! Now come on! I need to impress girls!" He demanded, dragging the smaller Japanese man by the wrist.
Kiku sighed, knowing there was no way to change Gilbert's mind when he got like this. He'd just have to go with it... no matter how much it bothered him to just be watching Gilbert flirt.
"And I vas like, no need for training, man! Zis is ze awesome Prussia ve are talking about!" Gilbert's voice boomed, no one except for Kiku sensing the hidden desperation in it.
The girls before Gilbert and Kiku giggled, obviously interested in the self-proclaimed awesome Gilbert. Kiku sighed, a b
Stargazer ch 2Gilbert backed away from the Japanese teen. It was almost a law that anyone who dare even look at Mr. Wang's younger brother would suffer the wrath of a thousand pandas.Stargazer ch 21 year ago in Humor More Like This
Mr. Wang had the issue of being over protective with all of his siblings, except maybe a certain Korean. Gilbert knew he wasn't getting out of this alive if word of this escaped the classroom.
"... So I see you like Miku! Ha ha.. ha." Gilbert said, not in the awesome mind set for the moment, "She's great, totally wasn't trying to molest you or anything."
Kiku just stared at the platinum haired teen with a blank expression on his face.
"Miku-Chan is my idol." Kiku continues staring at the other in turn making Gilbert feel awkward.
"... Awesome." Gilbert cracks a smile, though he loses it quickly noticing the others still blank expression.
"I'm not going to tell my brother-"
"Gott sei dank! I thought you were gong to have me sacrificed to some sort of panda god or something" Gilbert says regaining his cool/awesome compos