The Norwegian Troll CodeThe Norwegian Troll Code4 years ago in Other More Like This
1. Do not stay in the forest after sunset.
2. Do not go on a tramp if you're a Christian. Ever.
3. Be equipped against trolls even on short trips. Always bring with you a strong ultraviolet light.
4. No not walk so fast that you begin to sweat.
5. Be suspicious to large trees covered in moss.
6. Do not listen to "experienced" hikers. They know nothing about trolls.
7. Walk alone, you never know who is a Christian.
8. Turn back if you meet 'monstermaster'. Sensible retreat is no disgrace.
9. If you meet a troll, dig yourself down and wait for sunrise.
10. Stay away from Sogn og Fjordane.