30 Ways Wheeljack30 Ways Wheeljack2 years ago in Humor More Like This
30 Ways to Make TFP Wheeljack Take Up Drinking
1. Introduce him to Fanfiction.net's section on Rated M BulkXJack fanfictions.
2. Put superglue on your hand.
3. Use the same hand to touch his aft.
4. Take the Jackhammer out for a joyride.
5. Juggle several of his grenades, being careful not to activate them (unintentionally anyway).
6. When he comes into the Autobot base, shout, "Hurray, you're back!!" Start to dance around for five minutes straight. Suddenly stop and start staring at your watch on and off for a few moments before saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
7. Hug him.
9. Blurt out and reenact random quotes from "The Great Gatsby" whenever he tries to have a decent conversation with someone.
10. Whenever he makes any mention of Hardshell or the other Insecticons, start smacking him with a random fly swatter.
11. Do the moonwalk.
12. Etch your name into his helm while he is in recharge.
13. Stare for long periods of time at a picture of Starscream