Ways To Annoy Bleach10 Ways To Annoy The Bleach CrewWays To Annoy Bleach7 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Not that I'd ever do any of this, *wistels suspicously*)
1. Tell her that Ichigo spies on her every night and holds a mirror under her mouth to "make sure the midget was breathing"
2. Release a thousand Chappy Bunnies and tell her that if she dosen't catch them all soon Ichigo will get them
3. Pretend to spill hot choclate on her wedding dress and run for your life!
4. Tell her to watch "Kudjo"; then make Ichigo scare her; watch the fun
5. Tell her that Ichigo bought her a Chappy for Christmas and watch her destroy the house
6. Tell her to sing the Chromatic scale as fast as she can; watch how many times she gets tounge-tied
7. Pin her giant bang up and then smoothe the rest of her hair so hard that her eyes bug out
8. Show her fan websites...espically hentais
9. Find episodes and screen caps and tell her that someone's spying on her
10. Tell her that she reminds you of Alice Cullen and ask her to bite Ichigo ^^
1. Undress in front of him
Toushiro x Karin Chapter 2Toushiro x Karin Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 2 Hot Ice?!
The Hollow was about to attack but out of nothing came a a ice Dragon?! 'What the Heck, what is that thing?' I thought. The ice dragon created a barrier to protect me from the Hollows attack and look a kind of friendly to me. Before I knew a person in a black kimono sliced the Hollow in 2 parts and vanished. 'A Shinigami?' I whispered. "Are you all right, Karin?" the Shinigami asked and turned around. "Toushiro Em Yes. I'm fine." I muttered. "Good" he said signing and continued "What is that with you and danger, you seem always to get in trouble". "Puh, I can't help it that those monster are all the time after me" I said and stuck her tongue out. "But what are you anyway doing here again?" I asked. " A bunch of Hollows escaped to this town and since your dumbass brother is on vacation I have to clean up this mess." Toushiro answered.
" Taicho!" yelled a women's voice and a second later Rangiku Matsumoto was
Bleach - The WeddingBleach - The Wedding5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: First of all I want to tell all IchiHime fans that I with this fan-fic don't want to hurt you or in any way insult you. I like IchiRuki more then IchiHime but I am not gonna judge you that also or just like IchiHime.
The window was wet from the rain that poured down outside. The sky was colored grey of dark clouds and outside on the streets people tried to get away from the rain by running in under buildings. Some people walked with umbrellas over their heads and some had nothing except for a cap.
A sigh could be heard in the darkened room where a lonely young man sat. His orange, spiky hair seemed to shine in the light from the candles that stood on a small table next to his bed where he sat in the darkness. In his eyes, which were dark brown, you could see how lonely he was. Something was missing in his life, but he didn't know what yet.
The door behind him opened and someone with small, easy footsteps walked towards him. It was a woman whose name was Masaki Kuro
Never the EndNever the End5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Warning: Contains a bit of gore and angst and such.
The characters I will be focusing mainly on are Isshin and my own OC, Hibachi Nakuno.
It will all be centered around Ichigo.
**To describe what happened before this, I will tell, because otherwise it would be confusing: Ichigo fought with Aizen, and defeated him, though nothing like the manga. But this defeat did not go without consequences to Ichigo. He was stabbed with Kyôka Suigetsu, and by pulling the zanpakutô further into his body, could he kill Aizen.
**Ichigo falls, and the blade is removed, but then Gin Ichimaru shows up, seeing Ichigo weak enough to finally kill him off. (Gin's betrayal to Aizen never happened in my book). Ichigo sees this, and forces the remains of his reiatsu down on all of the people in the vicinity. (Captains, lieutenants, Ichigo's friends, and others of the Seireitei). Ichigo then pleads with Zangetsu and Reion (his second zanpakutô, also in my story only) to give him all t
Our Light- RukiaOur Light- Rukia4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I looked at him
he looked at me
Suddenly I began to wonder
I hadn't seen him for so long
But even as I see her now there is a light shinning through our eyes as they met.
May these lights never burn out
New Captain 2For the past hour and a half, Momo Hinamori had been wandering aimlessly through the barracks, unsure of what to think or feel. She had just received the news along with the other Shinigami during lunch time. Sosuke Aizen, former captain of Fifth Division and traitor to Soul Society, was to be sentenced to the lowest level of the underground prison for 20,000 years. Many of her comrades burst into cheers and applause upon learning this. None of them could forgive Aizen for what he had done, and what he tried to do. Of course, they were completely justified in this.New Captain 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hinamori, however, had darted out of the cafeteria without a second thought. It took some time before she was far enough to escape the sound of the uproar. She couldn't believe how stupid she was. She knew that she was supposed to hate Aizen just like the others did. She had no reason to forgive him for his actions. And yet, for reasons she couldn't explain, she still felt something deep inside that wanted to believe in him.
New Captain"I'm back! I'm back!"New Captain4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Momo Hinamori was nearly out of her breath by the time she had finally returned to the office of Fifth Division's new captain, Shinji Hirako. Or rather, he wasn't exactly a 'new captain', considering he had once held the position over 100 years ago. Due to certain circumstances involving a traitorous Shinigami and the resulting war, Shinji had been reinstated as captain. Hinamori breathed heavily as she held out a stack of papers to the blonde-haired man.
"I...I got the documents you asked for, Captain Hirako."
Shinji looked up from his desk, busy scribbling doodles of Hiyori as a demonic figure rather than working. "Ah. Uh, thanks, Momo. I really appreciate it." He took the papers from her, gave them a quick glance, and returned to his 'artwork'. He really wanted to make sure that he made Hiyori look as ridiculous as possible. He couldn't wait to go and post it on the Twelfth Division Notice Board to show it off.
"You're welcome, Captain." Hinamori replied.
:PC: Ice Cream SandwichesMarise dramatically dropped to the floor in a faint type of style, in front of Shinji who was sitting on the couch. "It's so hoooot." she said in a whiney type of groan. It was in fact, hot out, the temperature was through the roof and the humidity was making Marise sweat. "Can't you see how sweaty I am Shinji?" she said, looking up at the blonde haired male, who was trying to show that he was just fine in this weather, when he was sweating all the same. There was really no way for either way for them to escape this weather, due to the air conditioning breaking.:PC: Ice Cream Sandwiches3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh come on Mari... it's not that bad." he fibbed. "When ya' think about it... its rather nice out." Marise crossed her arms with a huff.
"Then why are you covered in sweat huh?" she asked, poking him in the side. Shinji rolled his eyes and looked at her.
"It's only cause I'm near ya'." he said making a kissy face towards her. "Ya' just make me so hot." Marise shoved Shinji's face away, her eyes wide.
"Yo-you big pervert
My Brother's KeeperYou said we are like Isaac and Ishmael, the two brothers born instantly into separate paths. Of course they fought, like us, and one was favored more, like us, and the other ostracised, like us, but still the comparison made little sense. Isaac and Ishmael were strong, still are strong, always persistent (okay, so maybe somehow always surviving is a shared trait), but in the end they earned what they had; we never did. Everything we own we inherited from Grandpa Rome.My Brother's Keeper4 years ago in Drama More Like This
We are nothing like Isaac and Ishmael.
Then again, it is easy to pass off your comment, as it was more an absent thought that struck you during one prayer session than an actual notion. (You never have been very good at keeping your mouth shut.) Just as soon as it left your lips they were back to flapping off about something your potato bastard did that day, and in the end I had to smack you before blissful silence could be restored. (I already spend most of my time with one chatterbox, I don't need <i>
The Great FamineFandom: HetaliaThe Great Famine4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Characters: Ireland (OC), France, Scotland (OC)
Other tags: The Great Famine, historical Hetalia
Summary: Ireland surveys the devastation in her country and contemplates what seems to be her imminent demise. Concerned about her well-being, Scotland goes in search of her and drags France along with.
"So many…so many…" Ireland spoke to herself as she stumbled through the street, banging up her bare feet on the sharp stones. Blood oozed from fresh cuts on her toes, dirt working its way in and inflaming them; her preoccupied mind didn't take notice. She was so hungry that little registered in her tormented mind. Her face held a dazed, agonized expression. Her usual quiet grace was gone, replaced by a staggering, bone-thin zombie incapable of finding the willpower to speak the slightest hope of freedom, or even survival. Her once-vivid red hair hung lank and filthy about her shoulders, falling out in clumps.
Bleach: Goldilocks Ch. 33Bleach: Goldilocks Ch. 332 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 33: Let Mercy Come
Recommended Song: "What I've Done" by Linkin Park
A dive into Asahina Soichiro's past…what secrets has Mari's father been hiding?
More than 200 Years Ago
Life was about to drastically change for those living in Japan as the country transitioned from the Edo Period to the Meiji Restoration. The emerging power was becoming more and more susceptible to interference from the West…of course, all of this was too much to understand for a nine-year-old boy.
A young Soichiro was playing outside with his doll made of straw as his mother was inside preparing supper. The boy pushed his dark coffee-colored hair out of his eyes, squinting as the bright sun glared upon him. He looked for his father, who was working hard in the fields, trying to salvage this year's harvest, though it had been a scorching summer.
"Papa!" he called out, standing up. He ran toward his father. "Papa, can I help?"
PDSU - MonsterOrihime sat at the table, her head resting on its smooth cool surface. She had hoped it would help with the faint throbbing that threatened to drive her crazy. It didn’t. She squeezed her eyes shut, her cheeks warmer than before.PDSU - Monster7 years ago in Romance More Like This
She couldn’t believe that she and Szayel…they had…
Even now the whole situation felt surreal. The feeling of Szayel’s lips on hers. His tongue making slow, soft circles into her neck. His fingers pressing into her hips. A shudder ran down Orihime’s spine. Thinking about was not helping.
She sat up, sighing.
What had she gotten herself into? Their kiss wasn’t merely a kiss. It was a kiss. But what did that mean? Was it possible that she was starting to have feelings for—
Orihime stopped herself before she could finish that thought. No. Szayel was their enemy. And yet, the more she tried to deny it, the clearer it was that…perhaps…just maybe...
She crossed the room and lay down on the
Sesshomaru and Rin Story Relay Project - Ch. 3x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xSesshomaru and Rin Story Relay Project - Ch. 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! No. No. No!!!” Rin squealed as she hopped out of bed, dragging the sheets with along with her and off of Sesshomaru’s topless body. Thankfully his pants were still on.
“Did something happen?! Why am I naked?” Rin groaned, thinking the worst scenario possible: sleeping with Sesshomaru.
“Plenty happened last night, Rin.” Sesshomaru said groggily and turned to his side, revealing a set of toned abs, broad chest, chiseled muscles.
“W-what?” Rin rasped, petrified to the core.
“In answer to your questions, you’re naked because when I brought you home, you stripped naked as you rushed to my bedroom balcony, insisting to soar through the skies with my ball cap on your head.” Sesshomaru
Their Family: Beginnings Pt.4"Damn I could have done without the kids jumping on the bed first thing this morning," Ichigo said as he massaged his neck with one of his hands as he looked forward at his two children running ahead of him.Their Family: Beginnings Pt.44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It's your fault for telling them we were coming here a week ahead of time, Fool," Rukia said while yawning as the family approached the door of the Kurosaki Clinic.
Ichigo awoke to Rukia already sitting up in bed beside him. He turned to look at the clock beside their bed and saw that was too early for her to be awake already. He wondered if she had had to lecture the twins for their usual morning bickering, which was strangely reminiscent of Rukia and his own petty squabbles. However, he dismissed his initial suspicions. First off, the twins were not exactly quiet when they argued. Secondly, he would have felt her spiritual pressure leave the bedroom and travel down the hall. He finally sat up in bed and broke his silence.
"You're up awfully early
Fairy Tail's Prom Fairy Tail's Prom!Fairy Tail's Prom3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mirajane : Everyone!! Fairy Tail is going to hold a prom! Since the year is almost ending. It's going to be tonight but before you go excited about it you'll have to ask someone to escort you to the prom!
Juvia(talking to herself) : I have to ask Gray before Lucy does !
Lucy : You do realize I can hear you !
Juvia : GRAY-SAMAA!!
-Gray runs away-
Natsu : Happy who are you going with?
Happy(blushing) : I'm thinking of asking Carla...
Natsu(smiling) : You betta ask her fast or (Looks at panther Lily talking to Carla) he might steal her away..
Happy(runs to Carla and Lily) : You can't have her!
Lily : What are you talking about!
Happy(bows down with his eyes full of hearts) : Carla will you go to the dance with me?
Love Colloid Chapter 6Love Colloid Chapter 6Love Colloid Chapter 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Bleach. If I did, I would have killed off Ichigo and Rukia, and caused Orihime and Ulquiorra to be the main characters, so ulquihime was the main couple. I hate ichiruki!! D Ulquihime ftw!!
The smell of ramen filled her senses. Her hands reached up, longing to fill that emptiness that was radiating from her stomach. "Don't forget the sour cream ulquio---" She stopped mid sentence.
Ulquiorra turned back to Orihime who was still asleep on the couch. He knotched an eyebrow when she began raising her hand up and mumbling something incoherent. "Strange woman." He said under his breathe as he mixed the pot of boiling ramen.
He reached into the cabinet and picked a few spices to add to the dish, he was about to go for the salt but then---
He dropped everything onto the floor and jerked towards the direction of the screaming. Orihime w
Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled: Chapter 21Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled: Chapter 213 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled
Chapter 21--A Missing Captain
Today was Friday, the last of the month. It was the second of Captain Yamamoto's monthly captains meeting today. The first and the last Monday of every month. Would he hold up under the scrutiny he wondered. But he shouldn't have to worry about that, fortunately he didn't put his business out on the streets.
As he attended the head captain's meeting, the next morning Byakuya Kuchiki felt sorry for himself. He had lost Hisana now, forever and always. But then there was Captain Setsuke. But what could he say to her. Had he lost his chance forever, he didn't know. His life was such a mess.
As he looked on it was blatantly obvious the impact the traitorous captains would have as Byakuya looked across to the head captain's left hand line and saw only four captains--the captains of squad seven, ninth, eleven, and thirteenth at the head captain's meeting. If not for Captain Setsuke there would be only four.
Captain Setsuke, Bya
Bleach: Dark Heart Dawning (4)Bleach: Dark Heart Dawning (4)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Title: Dark Heart Dawning - Chapter Four
Summary: With Aizen on the mend following the Winter War, all seemed peaceful in Karakura Town... Until a new type of enemy arrived and reared its ugly head. It all started with the arrival of a woman...
Pairings: Urahara/OC; Renji/Rukia; Ichigo/Orihime; implied Yoruichi/Soifon
Characters: Kurotsuchi, Ukitake, Kyouraku, Unohana, Yamamoto, Yoruchi, Urahara
Disclaimer: Bleach characters belong to Tite Kubo. All others are mine.
Content Warning: AU; Canon/OC pairing; modsoul plushies (from Bount arc)
"Ahh... Thank you all for coming."
Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Captain of Squad 12 and Head of the Department of Research and Development, sat in his usual chair before the various monitors in his dark office, grinning like a Cheshir
Their Family: Beginnings Pt.3Chapter 3: The Family ExpandsTheir Family: Beginnings Pt.34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia smiled as she felt the familiar pressure of her husband enter the darkened halls of their home. She waited for him to come wandering into their room. In a matter of moments she felt the bed shift as Ichigo sat down behind her. He reached a hand around her and pulled her in to kiss her on the cheek.
"Good evening Mrs. Kurosaki, I missed you today," he said he pulled his face away hers.
"How did you have time to miss me, from what I've been hearing you've been getting bombarded with paperwork for over a month now," She said with an evil looking grin on her face. "Captain Hitsugaya says that you have really been slacking off," she said trying to goad him.
"When did you talk to him?" he asked.
"Oh I didn't, but Momo stops by from time to time and since the two of them are dating now he is usually brought up," she said answering his question.
"Easy for that twerp to say, not all
Why is Hair so Difficult?Bleach Fanfic: ByaSanaWhy is Hair so Difficult?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Byakuya was very agitated. For some reason his hair was just not cooperating with him today. He had recently been made the head of the Kuchiki clan following his grandfather's death and he was now expected to wear the kenseikan that symbolized his nobility. Even though Genrei had told him to think about how he wanted to do his hair when he was young, he never really did, thinking it was so far into the future there wasn't any reason to think of it yet.
Now he deeply regretted that foolish thinking. Now his hair was in tangles, his scalp ached from the times he accidentally pulled too hard, and he still had no idea what he was going to do. He thought women were the ones to have bad hair days.
He buried his face in the palms of his hands and groaned slightly.
When he looked up he caught the reflection in the bathroom mirror of a petite short woman with her flowing black hair slightly ruffled as she just got up from bed.
"Hisana, I hope I didn't wake you."
Their Family: Beginnings Pt. 1Their Family: Beginnings Pt. 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: The Proposal
Ichigo and Rukia stood in the lobby of the most expensive restaurant in Karakura Town. They had been dating for two years now and they had never been happier. Though the couple lived in the Soul Society, Ichigo had convinced his girlfriend to let him take her to this restaurant. He was planning something very important tonight, and he hoped everything would go right. Unfortunately, Rukia was beginning to lose her patience.
"What are we doing here Idiot," she snapped at him. "There are plenty of places we could have gone in the Soul Society, why did we have to come here?" she asked as she fumed.
"Calm down midget, it will be revealed after dinner," he replied with a hint of frustration. "I chose this place because it is the nicest restaurant I know of in both the Soul Society and the human world," he continued. He suddenly realized that everyone in the lobby was looking at them.
Bleach OC Sheet: Zelena AngelisBleach OC Sheet: Zelena Angelis3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Name: Zelena Angelis
Nick-Name: Zel, The Bloody Devil, Demon Queen, Mistress of the Weather.
Age: Unknown, but she appears to be 25.
Rank: New Espada Lord(Lady)
Location of Sinners Mark: On the top part of her left breast, the mark is shaped like an inverted pentagram.
Appearance: She stands at 5'10" and weighs 154lbs with a slender build and medium frame; a toned and slim appearance. Her hair is long, stopping at her middle back and jet black in color, her hair is naturally curly; she keeps it tied up in a high pony tail. Her skin is paper white in color, sickeningly pale complexion yet she's perfectly healthy. Her eye color is blood red, sometimes they can seem brighter depending on the lighting she's in. Her cup size is D. The fragments of her hollow mask used to be a fanged mask which covered the entire left side of her face save for her eye and stuck out of the side of her head as a set of small white horns and succubus wings, now after going through
PDSU - I Heard It Through..."Oi, Ulquiorra? Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra!"PDSU - I Heard It Through...7 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ulquiorra winced. "What is it, Yammy?"
"Well, damn!" said Yammy, scratching his head. "I've been calling you for a minute, and you haven't answered me! I said, did you hear the latest rumor that's going arou—"
Ulquiorra sighed. "I didn't answer because your question did not deem worthy to be answered. Honestly, Yammy, I cannot comprehend your fascination with those snippets that float about Las Noches." The other Espada stared at him. "I don't know why you like listening to those stupid rumors."
Yammy shrugged as they continued to the Espada lounge. Ulquiorra wasn't pleased to be going there, but somehow—he wasn't quite sure how—Yammy had convinced him he needed to spend more time with the others. Something about how the woman was starting to make him weak. Ulquiorra hadn't been paying attention.
Or maybe he wanted Yammy to shut up.
When they entered the room they found Starrk lying on one of the couches, taking up the whole thin
Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled: Chapter 7Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled: Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Bleach: Byakuya Kuchiki Unveiled
Chapter 7-- Upholding the Kuchiki Honor
"Kuchiki Byakuya," Hatsune called angrily, pulling himself from the heap he'd crumbled in. "How dare you attack me like that?"
"You deserve no answer from me," Byakuya responded, coolly. "You should know why."
"Aren't you even interested in knowing who you attacked?"
"No. Who you are is insignificant. But I will say if you do not leave and never bother that woman again, you will regret that our paths ever crossed."
"Hahahe," Hatsune emitted an odd laugh. "Oh, you think so, do you? What is it with you and her? Why is she so important to you?"
"You believe she is important to me, and yet you attack her," Byakuya said studying him intently. "That belief alone should have been sufficient enough for you to stand down."
"I was just having a little fun," Hatsune replied with a wide grin. "Don't you ever have any fun?"
"That may have been fun for a small minded shinigami like you," Byakuya narrowed his gaze. "But I