Funny and unfunny things (lame puns alert)"Time" magazine, person of the year.
Audience choses Kim Jong Un (Kim 3.0) as one. Editors announce Buttfuck Obama as person of the year. Such a long soft tongue they have.
Hell, that is pathetic. And you say Buttfuck Obama doesn't have cult of personality.
Meanwhile, Hellary Cunton, scared by North Korean missile, suffered from diarrhea and had almost all of her shit leaked from her smart part. Then she fainted, fell down and damaged her brain... wow, Hellary Cunton has a brain!
Enough of pollutics.
This end-of-the-world bullshit fucking pisses me off. People are as stupid as they were in 1500, discussing shit they know no fuck about. Some buy bunkers, some organize "last parties"... I wish those WOULD die, and not on 21 of December, but now and here. Because exactly these retards on Dec22 will shout how it didn't happen.
What else? I study in my country's most prestigious university, as a future journalist. So far I'm doing it well. Definitely better than when I was "studying" IT.
I had gone forever...The New Year is coming. Time travels really fast. It seems like first snow has fallen just yesterday, and this night there will be celebration.I had gone forever...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was ordinary (as for eve of the New Year) day, but something was wrong, and Flaky felt that. And at first, she wasn't particularly surprised, when Cuddles ran up, panting, to crowd playing snowballs, and told that Flippy had gone.
- Gone?.. - Flaky asked.
- Yep, - he answered. - He left a note...
Snowballs were immediately dropped, and crowd rushed to the veteran's lair. On the door, there was note to read:
"I had gone forever. Everything in this house now belongs to you. Forgive me for all the pain I caused upon you. Flippy"
Suddenly, friends heard a thud - on the other side of the lair, something flopped onto the snow. Then, they herd hiss: "Neat, you stupid!" and someone hissed in response: "You are stupid, I have the broken arm!". Crowd immediately ran to the other side, and there, of course, found the two raccoon brothers with bag full