Funny and unfunny things (lame puns alert)"Time" magazine, person of the year.
Audience choses Kim Jong Un (Kim 3.0) as one. Editors announce Buttfuck Obama as person of the year. Such a long soft tongue they have.
Hell, that is pathetic. And you say Buttfuck Obama doesn't have cult of personality.
Meanwhile, Hellary Cunton, scared by North Korean missile, suffered from diarrhea and had almost all of her shit leaked from her smart part. Then she fainted, fell down and damaged her brain... wow, Hellary Cunton has a brain!
Enough of pollutics.
This end-of-the-world bullshit fucking pisses me off. People are as stupid as they were in 1500, discussing shit they know no fuck about. Some buy bunkers, some organize "last parties"... I wish those WOULD die, and not on 21 of December, but now and here. Because exactly these retards on Dec22 will shout how it didn't happen.
What else? I study in my country's most prestigious university, as a future journalist. So far I'm doing it well. Definitely better than when I was "studying" IT.
The MLP Fandom Fieldguide (UPDATE 4)Got the idea to make this while talking to a very kind brony. (I forget who, but once I find the person, I'll update)The MLP Fandom Fieldguide (UPDATE 4)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The MLP fandom field guide is as follows.
-Bronies: The sane fans who actually respect people's opinions and don't flame anyone if they have a differing opinon. They're quite fun to talk to as well. Sadly, these fans are few and far between.
-Ponytards: The hypocritical fans of MLP who preach "love and tolerance," but still flame anyone with a different opinion, stalk the hate groups, etc. Good for the occasional lulz if you decide to poke them.
-Horsefags: The REALLY batshit crazy fans. Basically, their whole lives revolve around this children's show. They draw and/or fap to pony porn, they dream of fucking REAL ponies/horses, they make religions to cartoon ponies, ponyfy EVERYTHING they can get their hands on, etc. AVOID AT ALL COSTS, AND HIDE YOUR OC'S/FC'S FROM THEM. NO ONE IS SAFE.
(Submitted by XG-AwEsOmE)
How not to make a Flippy SueHello, I'm here to explain how to make a OC pairing with flippy, or your OC in the military without making her a sue. Now what is a Flippy Sue? A Flippy sue is basically a female flippy ripoff, recolor, or made for the sole purpose to be paired with flippy for some reason. Particularly because she "flips out" and/or in military clothing. Now there's lots of them spawning, and we all know them, we all hate them. But we never considered that they may be new here and may end up making a sue without realizing it.How not to make a Flippy Sue4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Species. If you're planning on pairing your character with Flippy, choosing a bear is a big no-no. Its just Flippy in rule 63 (female version of a male character). It also lacks originality.
2) Color. The color of death is green. Some green is acceptable when pairing your character with Flippy. Also having a character all green is acceptable (as long as its not paired with flippy) but having your character all green and paired with flippy is bad. Doesn't matter if she's a diffe
: U L T R A - C A T S vol.7. :: U L T R A - C A T S :: U L T R A - C A T S vol.7. :4 years ago in Personal More Like This
> For ANIMAL lovers
I had gone forever...The New Year is coming. Time travels really fast. It seems like first snow has fallen just yesterday, and this night there will be celebration.I had gone forever...5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was ordinary (as for eve of the New Year) day, but something was wrong, and Flaky felt that. And at first, she wasn't particularly surprised, when Cuddles ran up, panting, to crowd playing snowballs, and told that Flippy had gone.
- Gone?.. - Flaky asked.
- Yep, - he answered. - He left a note...
Snowballs were immediately dropped, and crowd rushed to the veteran's lair. On the door, there was note to read:
"I had gone forever. Everything in this house now belongs to you. Forgive me for all the pain I caused upon you. Flippy"
Suddenly, friends heard a thud - on the other side of the lair, something flopped onto the snow. Then, they herd hiss: "Neat, you stupid!" and someone hissed in response: "You are stupid, I have the broken arm!". Crowd immediately ran to the other side, and there, of course, found the two raccoon brothers with bag full
By the father's handExplosions of tremendous power blaze on Earth's surface, as there goes the most fierce battle in the history of Mankind. Thousand miles above planet, unimaginably large spaceship looms in the space.By the father's hand5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Along the main corridor of the ship, walks a monumental armor-clad man. He is no one else than the lord of mankind, he who led it in great conquest through the galaxy, he who became the living god for men on countless worlds.
Now, he walks down the corridor of enemy flagship in solitude, with a sole purpose - to search and destroy enemy commander. One who turned dreams of trillions of people into dust. One who once was the first amongst all of his followers. One whom he once called his beloved son - who is now a betrayer and fratricide.
Huge gates of the hall open wide before father, and he can see: here, on the dais, stands the monster. His face, once majestic, now is horrible grimace of hatred. His grotesque armour is all covered with human body parts, proclaiming contempt for the ideals