An unexpected and awkward adventure (prologue)An unexpected and awkward adventure (prologue)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bilba Baggins was just a simple hobbit. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happened anymore. She lived all alone in her kindly little hobbit hole in peace. She had grown up in her home and planned to die there as well. She had in fact missed her home, Bag End, when she had married many years previously. Her husband was quiet the dull, well respected hobbit. Bilba on the other hand had quiet the adventurous side to her. A side that made her dear mother, Belladonna Took, overjoyed with pride till the day she died.
Bilba and her husband had divorced, technically, years ago when she had gotten pregnant and he accused her of being a harlot and left her. That’s when Bilba had returned to Bag End and with the help of her mother, her father had died in the winter, and the guiding hand of Gandalf the Grey, a wizard that had been a family friend for years. When Danny was born, Bilba vowed to take care of him and love him forever. As did Belladonna.
The other Hobbits of the Shire believ
What Werewolves AreRace: HumanWhat Werewolves Are6 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Definition: A werewolf is a human that has either been bitten of born a werewolf and, now has the power to change its shape from a human to a wolf form.
Population: Werewolves are number 2 out of the 9 power-types. 1, having the most population.
Habits: They tend to like the colors orange and brown, like the moon, dislike vampires, are very down to earth, territorial, and tend to prefer being in a pack then alone.
Sleeping: Werewolves need to sleep every night, as humans do
Personality: It stays the same from before they were changed into a werewolf.
Food: Werewolves can eat either human food or they can eat humans and animals. They usually will have cravings for raw meat. They also have to eat every day.
Stature: They are number 5 out of the 9 power-types.
Strength: They are stronger, faster, and all that than humans are. They can also change at will, any time, and anywhere. And, if they get really good at changing, not only will they gat faster at it, bu
Lord of the Rings ABCsLord of the Rings ABCs10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A is for brave Aragorn whom Arwen did admire
B is for the Balrog and dear Bilbo of the Shire
C is for the courage of the heroes in the story
D for the Dead Marshes, which the hobbitses found gory
E is for Lord Elrond and the Elvish clan he leads
F is for young Frodo and his mighty, noble deeds
G is for ol' Gandalf, little Gimili and (yuck!) Gollum
H is for Helms Deep and the battle at the bottom
I is for Isildur, too bad he kept the ring
J is jubilation at the return of the King
K is for dark Khazad-dum, where orcish evil lies
L is for *sigh* Legolas, what dreamy, crystal eyes
M is for Meriadoc, known as Merry by his friends
N is for the Nazgul, nasty creatures to the end
O is for Osgiliath, the mighty, broken city
P for Peregrin (Pippin) Took's insatiable curiosity
Q is for the quiet way of life back at Bag End
R for peaceful Rivendell and the Rohhirim that Rohan sends
S is for good Samwise, and Shelob whom he slew
(not to mention Saruma
Late Night Texts 25(Group Message Sam and Dean Winchester)Late Night Texts 253 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
C: Dean. Sam. We must help the mighty Thorin Oakenshield reclaim his stolen homeland of Erebor.
D: What the hell are you talking about?
S: I meant to tell you this earlier.
S: I took him to go see the Hobbit.
D: Why would you do that?! You know he gets weird ass ideas.
C: Dean, we must go help him. He could die without us.
D: Why should I give a rat's ass?
C: He is a majestic ruler, Dean. His majesticness must be saved for future generations.
D: His what?
C: His majescticness.
D: What the hell?
S: Thorin was pretty majestic. I have to admit that.
C: Then you understand, Sam! We have to go help the Dwarves reclaim Erebor!
S: You know what, Cas, you're right. You and Dean should get ready and be on your way tonight.
D: Sam, what are you doing?
S: I'll even go find you a bow and arrow. You can match wits with Kíli.
D: Sam, what the hell are you doing?
S: I'll pack your provisions.
D: Sam, stop it.
S: I'll even call Gandalf for you.
C: Dean, Sam is g
IIIIt had been three days to date since Jim's little show.III4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sebastian was waiting for Moriarty's return. He would continue forth with his daily routine, constantly expecting Jim to sidle up alongside him with that grin of his, hat pulled down low over his sunglass clad eyes, a hand tugging on Seb's arm, dragging him home, giving him a new assignment.
It had been three weeks to date since Jim's little feature.
Sebastian wasn't worried yet. Why should he be? His boss would do this quite frequently, vanishing for months at a time on some sudden whim of his fancy. Whether it was to take down a target or because a new hobby had captured his interest for a short period, sending him dancing around the globe to collect them all.
It had been three months to date since Jim's little exposé.
Sebastian still wasn't worried about his boss, but there was this feeling in the pit of his stomach, much like a lead ball weighing him down.
He made certain to jog by Jim's
Steve and Tony want to adopt.Steve and Tony want to adopt.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Steve and Tony walk hand in hand into the orphanage. They were greeted by a kind middle age lady with brunette hair. "Hi you must be Mr. and Mr. Stark-Rogers. Come in come in" she says as he opens the door wider to let her guests in. The place was pretty worn down, scratches on the floor, marks on the wall and some of the ceiling is peeling. Kids were running all around the house. The lady puts his arm out of from of them. "Hi. Please call me Ms. Stanley" she says with a smile. "Hi I'm Steve and this is my husband Tony" Steve says while he shakes her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you" Tony says as he then shakes her hand. "Well let's go into my office and talk about the type of kid you want to adopt" Ms. Stanley grins as she leads the couple more into the house.
A few hours later they narrowed the choices to three little children. A five year old blonde hair girl name Cassandra, a little 6 year old brunette boy name Peter and another boy who is 7 years old name Jack. "Well do you want
To My Beautiful Artistso beautiful is the pen marking paper,To My Beautiful Artist5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
curves of bold, slender, and jagged lines,
filling itself onto the soul of this white sheet,
filling the paper with each passing day,
permanent, forever engraved
giving everything it has inside it's being
until the ink runs out
reaching to every corner of this once blank sheet,
the ink and the paper are now one,
forever etched into each other's existence.
Let That Be As It May [MorMor]That wasn’t supposed to happen. It should have been a not friendly but still peaceful business meeting, not an exchange of potentially lethal shots. But when you worked for James Moriarty you could never be sure of what was waiting ahead for you. For that reason, and for many others he had learnt during the years spent at the madman’s side, Sebastian Moran was always ready. For what, he didn’t know, but still prepared pretty much for everything. And they had to thank his quick reflexes if the people with a bullet in the skull were some of their client’s men and not them.Let That Be As It May [MorMor]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sniper had felt the atmosphere of the small Finnish cottage getting colder and colder and he calmly had crossed his arms, his right hand casually resting on the gun hidden in his jacket and the left tapping on the one he had secured on his hip. He wasn’t exactly listening to the discussion going on between the Russian man and his employer, he was too busy keeping an eye on the armed me
The Night Before Christmas-Rapture Style'Twas the night before Christmas,The Night Before Christmas-Rapture Style4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And all through Rapture,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Not even a Sploicer.
The audio diaries were left,
On the table without care,
In hopes that Jack,
Soon would be there.
The Sisters were nestled,
All warm in their beds,
while visions of Angels,
Swam through their heads.
And me with my bark,
And Ryan with his bite,
had just settled down,
For a long winter's fight.
When out in the city,
there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my desk,
to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows,
I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters,
threw open the sash!
The reflection of the Sea,
And the murky fog,
made it difficult to see,
Like I'd had Moira's Spiked Egg Nog.
But I see the shinning lights,
Of a lowering Bathysphere,
surrounding it was,
eight sploiced engineers.
A man was inside it,
with no things, no pack!
I knew then and there,
It had to be Jack!
More rapid then plasmids,
the sploicers, they came.
So I sent my men off,
to call the sploicers by name.
Late Night Texts 7S: Bad pick up line war. Three two one GO!Late Night Texts 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?
S: If I had to choose between you and a Chevy, I'd ride you any day.
G: Are you from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
S: I'm allergic to your clothes. I'm going to have to ask you to remove them.
G: You have such a beautiful smile. It'd be better if that was all you were wearing.
S: Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
G: You fucking sexy nerd.
G: What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.
S: That's not a pick-up line. That's a command.
G: Are you forfeiting?
S: Hell no.
S: You might say I'm a samurai, because I'm a master of the sword.
G: If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.
S: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
G: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
S: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
S: What?! Your pick-up li
Achievement Hunter King AU HeadcanonsGeneral: Geoff is the creator of everyone/everything. The creation may seem like it took a few moments to him and in the first chapter, but time passes for him much quicker than reality. The creation and evolution of the world was much longer. He’s the Godking, First King, Allfather, Primus, etc. Jack, Ryan, Ray, Michael, and Gavin were all created by Geoff specifically to be kings of the other five kingdoms and to be his companions. They aren’t Gods, but they are semi-immortal; like demigods. Geoff, being a God, is full immortal. He never dies. His mortal form dies, but he does not.Achievement Hunter King AU Headcanons2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The other five can die. However, they don’t stay dead. They regenerate in the Nether. Once they’re back to life, they have to fight their way back to the Overworld and fight for their kingdom. Chances are, someone took it over by then.
There are six kingdoms and each guy rules a kingdom. It’s not unheard of for them to challenge each other for power of their kingdom. Whoever w
How it endedHow it ended10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pairing Cullen and Female inquisitor
side note after the game, death of the inquisitor
Disclaimer:The characters from Dragon Age: Inquisition belongs to Bioware/EA.
He looked down on the paper again with a blank stare.
Just some minutes ago the room had been filled with talking people but now it was quiet and only Cullen was there.
One of Leliana's spies had appeared from nowhere claiming to bring urgent and dire news.
First had he thought it was a joke, that Sera had taken her pranks to some new sick level.
It sounded like a joke, that the woman who had survived an explosion that levelled a mountain, a war against Corypheus, having an avalanche fall down on her and much more would fall victim to a dragon attack.
But when Cassandra arrived with the same news he had to acknowledge the seriousness.
He sat down on his desk, with the paper still in his hand. He felt completely empty but must have been in pain for Cole arrived at his side. He
Day 2: Cuddling SomewhereIt was three in the morning, or at least something close to that when Sebastian heard Jim creep into his room. They had been home for a little over a month now and Jim's wounds were practically healed. However since their return Jim rarely slept and Sebastian slept all too much, both making up for whatever sleep they had lost or however too much they gained. Jim tried to slip into the room as quietly as possible but what with creaking doors and squeaking floor boards that was all quite less than likely.Day 2: Cuddling Somewhere3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Jim, what the fuck? Honestly, I'm trying to sleep. Unless you are bleeding or in pain, leave." Sebastian groaned as he rolled over and covered his head with his pillow, hoping that perhaps if he ignored Jim that he would get bored and go back to whatever it was he did at this ungodly hour.
"Hush, Sebby. I didn't come to take away your beauty sleep." Jim cooed to Sebastian as he crawled into bed next to him. "I'm just tired too." He draped an arm over Sebastian's sleep-warmed form
Malkav's Mirror13 Possible Reasons Why Malkav's Mirror is CrackedMalkav's Mirror11 years ago in Humor More Like This
13. Brujah got sick of listening to Malkav talk about what a pretty mirror he had and decided to beat him over the head with it. Though, in his rage, he didn't notice it is was Toradore looking into it at the time.
12. Gangrel got pissed when he saw the duck bill he acquired after his last frenzy.
11. Assamite discovered that he could not diablerise himself.
10. Tremere learned the hard way that a house hold hand mirror cannot deflect Path of Levinbolt, no matter how many times it works in the cartoons.
9. Set realized that he could get far more profit from selling off a lot of little mirrors rather than one big one.
8. A reanimated corpse knocked it off the table while running like a bat out from hell from Giovanni's bedroom.
7. Not even Black Metamorphisis helped Lasombra see her reflection and so she broke the mirror in frustration with her hairbrush.
6. Toreador was so entranced by her own reflection that she didn't notice B
Queen Lindsay vs King Ryan - King AH AUThe Mad King walked through the grand halls of the Warrior Castle. Soon, so very soon, it would be his. Guards watched him, unsure of what to do. News had spread of their King’s death by this man’s hand. They wanted to slaughter him; hang him up and lash him within an inch of his life then take that inch and stretch it until he could take no more. They wanted to avenge their king. But, it was a commonly known rule that once a king is slain, the one who defeated him inherits the throne. That would mean the Mad King is their King. The fact sat well with no one. Tales of the King’s insanity and cruelty stretched far and wide across the kingdoms. No, they certainly did not want him to be their leader.Queen Lindsay vs King Ryan - King AH AU2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
However, they also knew there was nothing they could do to stop him. This is the man who killed their king, Mogar. Mogar was a legend among legends for his skills in battle; leagues above any of the guards. They stood no chance at defeating the man who brought the Warrior to
RT King AU - BasicsRT King AU inspired by Mallius on TumblrRT King AU - Basics2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mad King Ryan blog following this AU: http://the-mad-vagabond.tumblr.com/
The Kingdom of Achievement City is ever-changing. The world is not what we would consider a world, rather a plane of dimension. What the Kingdom rules over is uncertain, but mortals cannot enter it. It can be seen as a Heaven, as the Nether is seen as Hell, but the Kingdom isn’t anything close to the peaceful and wonderful idea of Heaven. It is a place of turmoil and hardship, and certainly not for the faint of heart. While you can never truly die there, as you just simply return but with everything of your previous ‘life’ gone, you can still feel pain. It is a land of creation and destruction, and only a selected few can survive there. While the land has their Leaders, there must be a King to rule the Kingdom.
How a King is chosen is different to normal royal systems. Six have been chosen, each worthy and strong in their own way. Some migh
Proposal"Daddy, why aren't you and Papa married?"Proposal3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was a good question, wasn't it? One answer that popped in Tony's mind was that he never though about getting married. But well, he never thought he'd be living with Captain America or that he would adopt a child. A few years ago if someone said that one day there would be a small 6 year-old boy in his garage watching him work, Tony would laugh so hard he'd probably fall into a coma.
"I don't know, Peter."
"Do you want to marry him?"
Tony stopped to think. Did he want to marry Steve? He already woke up next to him every morning, they took Peter to school together, had meals together, cleaned the house together, told bedtime stories to Peter together. A formal marriage wasn't necessary. But 'needing' and 'wanting' were different things, and Peter asked Tony if he wanted to marry Steve.
"You know, I think I do."
"Why don't you ask him?" Of course Peter would ask that, because Peter was a child and when you're a child things are that si
The one who was left behindThe one who was left behind10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pairing Fenris x (Uriel) Hawke ( female )
Side note after here lies the abyss main quest
Disclaimer: The characters from Dragon Age 2 belongs to Bioware/EA.
–”Hey Fenris …. You do know that I love you right?” Hawke said with a gentle voice as she brushed aside his hair to get a better look at his face.
Fenris casually answered that he loved her too before he focused his attention on the spy report in front of him. Even after having to flee from Kirkwall he was still eager to hunt down Tevinter slavers. Hawke let out a small sigh but had left him to his work. She watched him for a moment with those blue eyes he loved, before she left. –
That was the last memory of Hawk Fenris had, she had simply vanished and left him with feelings of anger and agony that now filled him.
He cursed himself for not noticing the small signs. The tone of her voice, the way she had looked at him
Gingerbread: USCanGingerbread: USCan4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AN: this is something i actually wrote months ago, so i was lucky to find it again
and edit it a bit since it needed some work
Once upon a time, near a large forest, there lived a poor woodcutter, Arthur, his wife, and two sons. They were twins and their names were Alfred and Matthew. They had very little to eat and the woodcutter was unable to afford to feed his family for much longer.
One night, as he thought of this, he said to his wife, who was the children's stepmother, "what can we do? There isn't enough for neither our children nor ourselves."
"I will tell you what we can do," the wife began, "we will take the children into the thickest part of the forest early in the morning; we will make them a fire and give them each a piece of bread, then we will go to our work and leave them alone. They will never find the way home again an
Bottoms Up! - Bofur x ReaderBottoms Up! - Bofur x Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
After hours of another infamous long walk, all of you stopped at an inn. Finally you would have cozy beds and a decent meal for once. Soon as the proper negotiations were made, all of you were shown a room. Everybody dropped their bags all over the floor carelessly as usual. Thorin pulled both of his nephews apart for a manly talk...
"We will stay a day only to get supplies. Make sure (Y/n) feels welcomed. I don't want any complains. Understood?" Said Thorin lightly threatening.
"Yes uncle!" said them both in unison.
"Good, see you all in a moment." He said, leaving for his usual habit of seeking solitude to smoke his pipe. He winked to you on his way out.
Bofur immediately landed on the barrels of ale with Bifur and Nori. You accommodated your things on a bedside table, while fondly thinking of Thorin and how lovely he was to you in private. Your thoughts were quickly interrupted by the dynamic duo.
"So, now that you have decided to be part of the family, you also have to learn
SW: Kaira, The Grand InquisitorSW: Kaira, The Grand Inquisitor2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Commandant Aira-ty Nokta watched as the Jedi captive took another solid punch in the jaw from her Storm Commandos. This wasn't her first interrogation, in the past months since the fall of the Republic and the formation of the Galactic Empire she'd conducted dozens of these interrogations on Jedi and other enemies of the Empire. This was just like any other.
With another blow to the woman's gut, Aira-ty walked forwards, her men stepping aside, one of them lifting the Jedi's head up by her fur to meet her gaze.
“This doesn't have to continue.” Aira-ty said gently, looking into the bothan's eyes. “Tell us what we want to know, and we'll end this.”
The bothan's eyes blazed defiantly as she gazed at Aira-ty hatefully, her jaw remaining shut.
“Keep it up, but don't break her jaw. We need her to talk.” Aira-ty said with a sigh as she stepped back again and let the pair of Storm Commandos resume their ministrations as she leaned against the wall and continu
If Hetalia Met Alice in Wonderland......THIS WOULD BE THE CHARACTER LINE-UP!!If Hetalia Met Alice in Wonderland...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alice: North Italy (him in a dress just looks...right XD)
White Rabbit: Germany (freaking out about being late is so totally him...Christ, I'm turning into Poland here...O.O)
Alice's Unnamed Sister: South Italy
Drink labelled "Drink Me": France (you can imagine him drawling sexual innuendo at Alice while she tries to find a way through the tiny door XD)
March Hare (because the hare originates from England): England
Mad Hatter: America
Field Mouse In Teapot (who no one pays the slightest bit attention to): Canada
Cheshire Cat (the grinning enigma bastard): Prussia
Caterpillar (druggie): The Netherlands
Three Playing Cards ("We're painting the roses red! We're painting the roses red!"): The Baltic Trio
Queen of Hearts (psycho bitch): Belarus
King of Hearts (timid and terrified of his wife): Russia
Court Jury: ...Everybody else XP
TES V: 'Sons of Skyrim' LyricsThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - "Sons of Skyrim" Song LyricsTES V: 'Sons of Skyrim' Lyrics5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal,
Ahrk fin norok paal graan,
Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal.
Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,
Do ved viing ko fin krah,
Tol fod zyemah win kien meyz fundien
Alduin fyen do jun,
Kruziik vokun staadnau,
Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lien.
By his honor, is sworn,
To keep evil forever at bay,
And the fiercest foes rout,
When they hear triumph's shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray,
And the Scrolls have foretold,
Of black wings in the cold,
That when brothers wage war come unfurled,
Alduin bane of kings,
Ancient shadow unbound,
With a hunger to swallow the world.