Lord of the Rings ABCsLord of the Rings ABCs9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A is for brave Aragorn whom Arwen did admire
B is for the Balrog and dear Bilbo of the Shire
C is for the courage of the heroes in the story
D for the Dead Marshes, which the hobbitses found gory
E is for Lord Elrond and the Elvish clan he leads
F is for young Frodo and his mighty, noble deeds
G is for ol' Gandalf, little Gimili and (yuck!) Gollum
H is for Helms Deep and the battle at the bottom
I is for Isildur, too bad he kept the ring
J is jubilation at the return of the King
K is for dark Khazad-dum, where orcish evil lies
L is for *sigh* Legolas, what dreamy, crystal eyes
M is for Meriadoc, known as Merry by his friends
N is for the Nazgul, nasty creatures to the end
O is for Osgiliath, the mighty, broken city
P for Peregrin (Pippin) Took's insatiable curiosity
Q is for the quiet way of life back at Bag End
R for peaceful Rivendell and the Rohhirim that Rohan sends
S is for good Samwise, and Shelob whom he slew
(not to mention Saruma
Water Park Fun +Draco/Harry+The heat was horrible and hot. Terribly hot but that was just Draco whining because despite what he thought, muggles had their ways of getting cool and the biggest was a water park.Water Park Fun +Draco/Harry+3 years ago in Humor More Like This
That's where he was with Potter, his husband for the past six years, as well as the young boy that was created from their DNA named Jeremy. Oh, and of course the Weasleys with their kids. Draco wasn't too happy about that because, one, they were Weasleys and two, they were loud, and three, they were Weasleys!
"I wanna go on the red one!"
"Yellow one, yellow one!"
"Mom, I need to go potty."
Jeremy however, wasn't as loud as them. He was well behaved and very smart. Too smart at times that it made Draco feel awkward at times when he couldn't answer his many questions. Jeremy was observant and looked around but when he saw just how big the slides were, he gripped his fathers' hands.
"Which one do you want to go first, J
Acceptance Dear Dad,Acceptance3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I'm writing because I've got something to confess. Well, it's not so much a confession as a statement, because it's not something I regret. Even if it's something you do.
I've finally got a girlfriend; she's great and I care about her a lot. She's smart and she's nice and she's beautiful. And I don't care if you don't approve, because I love her.
It's Rose Weasley.
I'm sorry if I disappointed you, Dad. I'm done with trying to live my life by your rules, but I'm sorry if this upsets you.
I didn't really want to go into Slytherin, you know. The Hat was considering Ravenclaw, but chose Slytherin. I didn't argue, but I wanted to. I didn't because I knew you wanted me to be Sorted into Slytherin.
I regret it.
This won't be another choice I'll live to regret. I'm not leaving Rose, even if you disown me. This is my choice.
Shadows of Love 1Shadows of Love 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The ones we love can hurt us the most
Lily was sitting in the common room on a couch in front of the fireplace. She was reading Hogwarts, A History for her next History of Magic lesson. She tried to concentrate on the legend of the Chamber of Secrets, but it wasn't that easy, as a loud applause and screaming started in the common room. Lily turned her head.
James Potter came down the stairs. There was a white little lily between his teeth. Lily rolled her eyes and returned to her book. After a few minutes, James stopped next to the couch. He stared at the girl without saying a word. Lily sighed angrily and glanced at him impatiently.
Lily's look changed from upset to shocked while James unbuttoned his shirt. He unfolded it, sticking his chest out. There was a writing on his skin with red ink under his tie, which read: 'WANNA DATE?'
James smiled with the flower in his mouth and looked questioningly at Lily.
"No." she said concisely.
Lily stood up with her book in her hand. She he
Dear Fili and KiliSo, Oakentoon #68 gave me this idea, that Thorin, instead of Gimli, travelled with the Fellowship in Lord of the Rings. Most likely this will end up with some silly fic... *be aware* But the this idea is: when Aragorn, Legolas and Thorin finally finds the hobbits after the Battle of Helms Deep, Thorin sits on the wall, drinking and eating, and suddenly something dawns on him, and he writes this letter to his nephews Fili and Kili, back in Erebor.Dear Fili and Kili2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Warning: complete silliness. I'm (not really) sorry if you're going to read this.
Disclaimer: All Tolkien characters are his! I only make them do silly things *facepalm* I make no profits or whatsoever, this is made for simple and free entertainment.
Age limit: none, really. For once!!
Dear Fili and Kili,
Everything is fine, I have killed 79 orcs, many of them uruk-hai – be glad you’ve never met them, they smell, if possible, worse than goblins and orcs. I’m travelling with Gandalf again, I’m sending the b
At Your Side -- The Battle of the Five Armies SongDo not fear, my loveAt Your Side -- The Battle of the Five Armies Song10 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
As arrows rain down from above
I will be your shield
When enemies refuse to yield
As the darkness closes in
I will be there
Don't give in
Dodging scarlet swords
Tears rolling from the grief of war
Seeing allies fall
I try to reach your desperate call
When everything but fear has died
I will stand close
At your side
At the sound of horns
My fears of losing you reborn
When all hope is lost
Nothing lessens the painful cost
As blood puddles at our feet
I'll lie with you
As we sleep
An unexpected and awkward adventure (prologue)An unexpected and awkward adventure (prologue)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bilba Baggins was just a simple hobbit. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happened anymore. She lived all alone in her kindly little hobbit hole in peace. She had grown up in her home and planned to die there as well. She had in fact missed her home, Bag End, when she had married many years previously. Her husband was quiet the dull, well respected hobbit. Bilba on the other hand had quiet the adventurous side to her. A side that made her dear mother, Belladonna Took, overjoyed with pride till the day she died.
Bilba and her husband had divorced, technically, years ago when she had gotten pregnant and he accused her of being a harlot and left her. That’s when Bilba had returned to Bag End and with the help of her mother, her father had died in the winter, and the guiding hand of Gandalf the Grey, a wizard that had been a family friend for years. When Danny was born, Bilba vowed to take care of him and love him forever. As did Belladonna.
The other Hobbits of the Shire believ
Gollum the Former HobbitGollum the Former HobbitGollum the Former Hobbit7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You know Merry, and Pippin, and Frodo, and Samwise,
Bilbo, and Fatty, and old Gaffer Hamfast.
But do you recall
The most creepy (ex) Hobbit of all?
Gollum, the former Hobbit,
Has some very grey-green skin.
And if you ever saw him,
You might think he was too thin.
All of the other Hobbits,
Used to point and run away.
They sent away poor Smeagol
To never see the light of day.
Then one dark and creepy time,
Bilbo came to say:
Gollum, with your eyes so bright,
Im gonna steal your ring tonight!
Then how the dwarves loved him,
But Gollum was furious.
Bilbo, you stupid fat Hobbit!
You have stole our precious!
Killing loneliness with you"You think it's funny, Potter?" Draco Malfoy's voice sneered across the room. Harry shook his head, desperately trying not to laugh. They were stuck in this room for only several hours now, and already Draco Malfoy had gone completely crazy it seemed. He tried every spell to get the door to open, but it was deadlocked. Draco's last attempt was trying to smash the door open, not even with magic anymore, but just by throwing chairs to the door.Killing loneliness with you3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I guess we just have to accept the fact that we're stuck here Malfoy, at least until someone comes and finds us. And believe me, I find being stuck here with you, just as delightful as you." Harry replied sarcastically.
"I will not just sit and wait, Potter!" Draco sneered back, yet again failing at an attempt at breaking the door open with a chair. Harry shrugged his shoulders and sat down with his back against the wall. If he was stuck here with Malfoy, he could at least use the opportunity to make fun of him.
"Argh!" Draco screamed out in agon
Five Times Thorin Forgot to Be Majestic...1. HiccupsFive Times Thorin Forgot to Be Majestic...2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bilbo tugged his coat more tightly about his small frame and shivered, more from nerves than the chill.
It was a mere week into the journey – they had not even reached the furthermost borders of the Shire yet – and already he was beginning to feel a twinge of doubt about this quest.
The dwarves were pleasant enough. Fili and Kili’s relentless curiosity had subsided into boisterous, youthful over-familiarity. Ori had shyly made several attempts at conversation, as had Balin and Bombur. Bofur chatted freely to him as if he had known him forever, unthinkingly sharing his supplies of tobacco with the Hobbit as soon as Bilbo confessed he had forgotten his. Oin, Gloin, Dwalin and Nori more or less ignored him and Bifur contented himself by making happy mumbling noises and waving whenever he saw the hobbit.
The only one that made him uncomfortable was Thorin.
Bilbo cast an uneasy eye across the fire towards the leader of their company. The dwarf prince was sat idl
Growth Spurt chapter 2Chapter 2: Sit and WeightGrowth Spurt chapter 28 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Jake stirred awake, feeling his body still in its dragon form. He yawned and moved slowly, working the kinks out of his back. The mattress wasn't the most comfortable, but it was better than the concrete floor.
It was the next day after the changes had first started. Jakes Grandfather had taken him down to the harbor and led him to a warehouse just inside the waterfront. Inside crates of all sizes had been stacked up to the ceiling, nearly filling the room save for a small office area which Jakes Grandfather had told him he'd be sleeping in.
"G, are you serious?" Jake had said at the time, falling back to his slang out of habit, "There isn't even enough room to swing a skateboard, let alone stand up."
"Do not worry young one," Jakes Grandfather had noted patiently, "By the end of tomorrow, you won't have to worry about sleeping in there. But you must swear to me, that no matter what happens, you will not leave this building until the changes are done."
20 Rules of Thorin and Company 20 Rules of Thorin and Company20 Rules of Thorin and Company2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Despite having a name Bilbo Baggins shall always be referred to as ‘the Hobbit’ or ‘Burglar’.
2. Thorin’s speeches are majestic and must be adhered to at any point in time.
3. Balin must always be the one to tell stories of the past.
4. When the Hobbit states that you have parasites it is wise to always play along.
5. Kili and Fili are never to be separated. Ever.
6. Trolls cannot be reasoned with. They are half-wits.
7. Kili and Fili are not to watch the ponies. Ever.
8. Elves are not appropriate company. The only time an elf may appear in dwarvish speak is in the context of an insult. For example, tree shagger is most appropriate.
9. Bofur is the ultimate good guy, no matter what people might say about dwarves.
10. Do not take Bofur’s hat. Under any circumstances. Ever.
11. Do not take Thorin's sword. Under any circumstances. Ever. Unless you like being cut in half.
12. Troll hoards stink. End of story. De
What shouldn't have been seenI had been sleeping soundly and calmly until the sound of a twig snapping loudly woke me up. It was sudden and loud, and in no time I was on both of my feet drawing my weapon out and looking around with nervousness. Were we under attack? Were enemies surrounded us? Was it the orcs again? I looked around in an almost paranoid manner, noticing how everyone was still asleep, including my brother Kili. Had they not heard the sound? I looked around, quickly counting all of us, and it didn't take my long to notice that two spots that had been previously occupied by sleeping people were empty. Well, one. The hobbit had been the one in charge of the lookout at this time. Thorin, however, could not be seen. Neither did Bilbo. I frowned as soon as I realised this. Had something happened to them?What shouldn't have been seen2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I remained silent, breathing lightly and to try and listen to another sound. I got up from where I had been laying the past hours. I took several steps forwards in complete silence as I listened intently
Let it Go - SauronThe fire glows red in the mountain tonight,Let it Go - Sauron1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
This magma once forged the One Ring,
A kingdom of desolation,
And it looks like I'm the king,
The wind is roaring like this raging storm outside,
Couldn't keep it mine, Morgoth knows I tried
Don't let them in, I have to see,
Watch the darkness, let the ring come to me,
Conceal, don't reveal, don't let them know,
Well now they know
Let it go, let it go,
Can't hide myself anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Close the gates to Barad-Dûr!
I don't care what they're going to say,
Let the fools try hard,
Can't get past the Morannon anyway
It's funny how some long years
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled us
Can't get to us at all
It's time to see what we can do,
Minas Tirith we'll break through,
Destroy the walls, destroy the men,
Let it go, let it go,
Take the ring and reclaim what's mine,
Let it go, let it go,
They won't beat me this time!
Here I stand, and here I stay,
Let the fools try hard
My power brings de
Dystopia: The Hunger Games PoemDystopia: The Hunger Games Poem3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
I wake up blinded by the sunlight
Only to realize absence of life's delight
Everyone yearning for brightness
In this place enclosed in darkness
The piercing pain,
The woeful cries
The thirst for greater wealth
To achieve a better health
Families tenuous of starvation
Parents and children seeking direction
Each district secretly wanting insurrection
Against the Capitol's greedy agitation
Iridescent competition for survival created,
Controlling life for entertainment started
All of us longing for an end to this rapture
No longer wanting to suffer from this seizure
This dystopia encased in obscurity
Residents being absorbed by vanity
Can this really be reality?
Why is it devoured in catastrophe?
What caused us to give birth to human bestiality?
Lord of the Rings - TipsyLord of the Rings - Tipsy11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Samů Wake upů" Frodo muttered weakly as he knelt haphazardly at the side of Sam and Rosie's bed, shaking at Sam's shoulder. "Wake upů"
There was a tired groan and Sam shifted slightly in his sleep. Frodo continued to shake Sam until he felt his stomach jump again.
"Samů Come on, Samů" Frodo tried again, a little louder this time. It hurt to talk, more or less even move. Clutching at his belly, Frodo moaned in pain and settled his face into the sheets.
"Wake up, Samů" Frodo strained, his voice muffled by the mattress underneath it. He gulped heavily and forced a more commanding tone. "Now."
This time, Sam woke up, sleepy and confused.
"Huh? What?" he replied groggily, trying to sound awake. He then noticed his master's head buried in the sheets beside him. "What is it, Mister Frodo?"
Frodo did not answer right way. Instead, he squirmed feebly and let out another groan of pain.
"I don't feel very goodů"
Sam sat up quickly, being sure he did not wake up his wife. All sleepiness
Smaug Let it burn (Frozen Let it go Parody)The flames dies down around the mountain tonightSmaug Let it burn (Frozen Let it go Parody)8 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Not a Dwarf to be seen
A kingdom of desolation,
And it looks like I'm the king.
The wolves are howling
Like this swirling storm inside
couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Keep all the treasures, hidden in flames
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they’ve have the arkenstone!
Let it burn, let it burn
can’t contain the force anymore
Let it burn, let it burn
Turn around and destroy lake town
the gold is mine!
And I’m here to stay
Let the reign rage on,
The gold never bothered me anyway!
It's funny how some distance
makes everything seem small
and the dwarves that tried to kill me
can never get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do
To Drowned in Molten gold but I'll break through
Nevermore, just fire and death for me I’m free!
Let it burn, let it burn
I am one with Fire and death itself
Let it burn, let it burn!
The sleeping dragon awakes
I am f
Lord of the Monty Python 1Lord of the Monty Python 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Fellowship of the Pythons
(Gilliam-style animated figures of a Man, an Elf and a Dwarf appear. The Man named Aragorn skips by, one foot ahead of the other, as though pretending to ride a horse. The Dwarf keeps up the pretence by running behind, banging two coconut shells together, as the Elf follows up, playing music on various period instruments. They gallop across several different abstract Gilliam-style backgrounds, finally reaching the village of Bree. The animation now fades to live-action. As they gallop along the street, Aragorn calls courteously to an ill-favoured looking peasant with sallow skin and shifty eyes)
Aragorn: I say, there. Old woman.
Bill Ferny: Man!
Aragorn: Oh, beg your pardon.
Bill Ferny: And Im thirty-seven. Im not old.
Aragorn: Well, I cant just call you Man.
Bill Ferny: Call me Bill Ferny, you fascist.
Aragorn: I didnt know that was your name.
Bill Ferny: Didnt bother to find ou
What Legolas would never sayDisclaimer: I dont own any of these characters. Damn it!!What Legolas would never say6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things Legolas would never do or say
1 Archery sucks orc!
2. I love dwarfs
3. Burn the trees burn em muahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaahahahahhahahahaha!
4. Gimli come give me a hug
5. Ahhhhhhhhh get that icky orc away from me, itll ruin my outfit!!!
6. *Mournfully* I think I broke a nail
7. Strider why the long face, it looks awful
*Fellowship all turn round to see whats wrong*
I got a split end, oh the humanity!!!!!
Fellowship: *Anime fall over*
9. Youre right Gimli, I should grow a beard
10. *Tosses hair* Because Im worth it
11. That elven tart Arwen stole my man!!!!!!
12. Ive been giving this a lot of thought and I have decided that Im going to become a dwarf and go live in a nice, dark, smelly cave
13. *When Boromir dies*
What only 3 arrows, you sissy!!!!!!
14. I told you so but did you listen to me?! Noooooooooooooooo
Frosting"What smells so good?"Frosting3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Finally out of your coma are you?" Sebastian Moran said nonchalantly, not turning to face his boss, who was standing in the doorway, looking much more ruffled than his normal Westwood look. He was wearing a pair of loose sweatpants and a wife-beater, a purple silk dressing gown half hanging off of him.
"Yes mum, I'm fine thank you." Jim said mockingly, walking over to the fridge and pulling out a carton of orange juice, drinking straight from the container. He leaned against the counter, watching the sniper as he continued to work with a creamy substance in the bowl in front of him. He stared at it, as though it was some foreign substance that was going to come to life and attack them both.
Seb noticed Jim's eyes on him and glanced over, not stopping his use of the metal whisk he'd been employing. He snorted. "It's not going to bite you you know."
"Ha ha." Jim sneered. "What is it?"
"Yes Jim, it's the sugary paste that people put on ba
What Werewolves AreRace: HumanWhat Werewolves Are5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Definition: A werewolf is a human that has either been bitten of born a werewolf and, now has the power to change its shape from a human to a wolf form.
Population: Werewolves are number 2 out of the 9 power-types. 1, having the most population.
Habits: They tend to like the colors orange and brown, like the moon, dislike vampires, are very down to earth, territorial, and tend to prefer being in a pack then alone.
Sleeping: Werewolves need to sleep every night, as humans do
Personality: It stays the same from before they were changed into a werewolf.
Food: Werewolves can eat either human food or they can eat humans and animals. They usually will have cravings for raw meat. They also have to eat every day.
Stature: They are number 5 out of the 9 power-types.
Strength: They are stronger, faster, and all that than humans are. They can also change at will, any time, and anywhere. And, if they get really good at changing, not only will they gat faster at it, bu
New Anniversary"Hey, Castiel, look at this," Gabriel called to his brother over his shoulder. He had stolen Sam's laptop while the hunter was out with Dean on a food run. Cas walked up to Gabriel curiously and peered over his shoulder at the article the archangel was reading.New Anniversary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"National Kissing Day?" Cas said, his head tilting. "What is the point of this?"
"Well, it gives you an excuse to kiss Dean senseless," Gabriel chuckled. "Though I never need one to kiss Sammy." Cas's eyes flicked over the article, reading quickly. A smile curved his lips and Gabriel knew he had scored a point. He closed the laptop and stood to stretch.
"So, that mind of yours planning madly?" Gabriel asked, smirking at Cas. The younger angel nodded, a light in his eyes. Without warning, Cas turned on his heel and rushed upstairs, stomping loudly in his haste. Gabriel chuckled again and wandered into the kitchen. He had already planned out exactly how he was going to seduce Sam today, having found out a few days ago about the up
Late Night Texts 24G: Send me a picture.Late Night Texts 243 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: I'm tied up, and I won't be able to make it down for a few days.
G: So send me a picture.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: Cute, kid. Real cute.
S: I'm sensing sarcasm.
G: We both know I didn't mean a picture of Bobby.
S: Well you didn't specify.
G: All right, fine. Sam, it would please me very much if you were to send me a picture of yourself.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: If you EVER want to sleep with me again, you'll send me a picture of you shirtless.
Thranduil x Reader:A crazy night (one-shot)Thranduil x Reader:A crazy night (one-shot)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Yet another party Is going on In Mirkwood tonight.You never attend them really but you have gotten dragged to them a few times and It didn't end well..you won't go Into details.Your trying to sneak by and go to your room,your tired from cleaning and attending to the kings requests you almost make It to your room but then your arm Is grabbed.
You don't even look at them and yell."You listen here!I am tired and I am going to bed,you can party til your sick but I will not attend you cannot make me!"You said flailing your free arm around hoping to get your point firmly across to them.Then you turn around to find Prince Thranduil.
A blush comes to your face you Immediately kneel down before him and apologize.He looks at you his cheeks a bit red he's drunk and that's a hard thing for an elf to do how much wine has he had?!
You stand and he sways a bit."I better get you to your room before you hurt yourself or do something you will regret In the morning."Concern In your voice.He lets you lead