Llamas with HatsLlamas with HatsLlamas with Hats5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Carl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?
Carl: Me? Um, I didn't do this...
Paul: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen em' before in my life.
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people, That is, That is my Least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Carl: Well, I was upstairs...
Paul: Mhm, okay...
Carl: I was in my room, reading a book...
Paul: Yes,go on...
Carl: and well this guy walked in...
Carl: So I went up to him...
Carl: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Carl: Um, oh, I Didn't know that...
Paul: Carl, how could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Paul: His hands, W-Why are they missing?
Carl: U-Uh, I, um... Kinda cooke
Tuesday AfternoonGOD:Tuesday Afternoon8 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Yes, hello again.
I'm sorry, my memory fails me. Which one are you?
Well, I was Martin Fry.
I'm sorry, those records are terminated. What's your number?
No, no, not your queue number. Your executive number, the eight-digits.
You expect me to remember that?
Well, it is within the seven plus-minus two limit, which you should achieve if you've reached up to level one. Or, are you the reincarnation?
Yeah, that's right. That's what I wanted to discuss with you.
Did you miss your stop?
I only sent you off a few hours ago.
Yes, my point exactly. What's the deal with turning me into a sea turtle?
You said you liked swimming, and that you'd like a long life.
Yeah, but their life expectancy from hatching is only about four seconds, innit? I was eaten by a gull after two. You do realise that the odds of me becoming an old sea turtle are about one
Patient 4097 -One Act Play-Patient 4097Patient 4097 -One Act Play-4 years ago in Drama More Like This
A Play in One Act
Written by Kiara Phoenix
Cast of Characters
Elaine, Patient 4097
Hospital for the Criminally Insane
Lights fade in. ELAINE's cell room, which contains a table, a chair, and a bed. ELAINE at the window, lost in thought. Enter PORTHOUSE, carrying a recorder.
Good morning, Elaine. How are you today? (ELAINE doesn't respond, ignoring the doctor's presence.) My name is Dr. Porthouse, and I'll be replacing Dr. Tekali today. I thought we could go over some questions. (Starts setting up the recorder.) It's really a nice day, isn't it? You know, if you continue to make good progress, you might be able to go outside for a bit. You know, get some air, exercise; it may help improve your health. How does that sound? (ELAINE still doesn't respond.) Well, everything's all set. Care to sit down, Elaine? (ELAINE turns around, pauses, and goes to sit down.) I'll just be stating the