Norse vs Greek, the gods argue over which is best.Odin: I am Odin king of the Norse gods and maker of the nine worlds.Norse vs Greek, the gods argue over which is best.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Zeus: I am Zeus king of the Greek gods. We only have two worlds.
Odin: Really? Just two, don't you get bored? Why didn't you make more.
Zeus: Well, um, I didn't actually make any worlds.
Odin: Seriously? So why are you king of the gods?
Zeus: well me and my brothers are the oldest gods and we drew lots, Hades got the underworld, Posiedon got the sea and I got the air.
Odin: Right, so what do you do?
Zeus: Hey, I am the king of the gods, I control the weather and make storms and lightning.
Odin: I have one of those. THOR.
Odin: This guy makes storms too.
Thor: We should do battle to see who is the strongest.
Zeus: Ummm, give me a minute. I have to get my blacksmith to make my lightning bolts.
Thor: Wait you don't even make the lightning your self? That's a bit rubbish. Tell you what, to make it fair, no lightning, instead we will use our weapons. As king of the gods you must have a powerful magical weapon.
DBGT my version epi.2Scanning, Playing old Video log.DBGT my version epi.24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dr.Myuu : Baby, If this video is played, then you should know that Hatchiyack has failed and all of the Tuffle remaining is dead, including me. You are the last hope of Tuffle race. You have been programmed to go to the last coordination before Hatchiyack is destroyed. The report stating Hatchiyack is killed by the remaining Saiyan survivor. Your job is to govern the world and rebuild civilization Tuffle. Find Saiyan and kill them. Go with the spirit of the Tuffle race !!
Baby, now in mature form, emerge from his containment. Baby scanning for a better body host as he is now is in weak condition, the scanner locate a powerful body host not far from his stand ground. Baby fly towards it. At Satan City, Goten is on a date with his girlfriend where they confront by two thugs, one of them try to seduce Valese, the other mock Goten as he doesn't deserve to be dating such beautiful girl.
Thug 1 : Hey there Valese, fancy meeting you here, how bout you dump tha
DBGT my version epi.1Project : HatchiyackDBGT my version epi.14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Status : Failed
Project : Baby
Status : Completed
Ready to Launch
DRAGON BALL GT chapter 1
On Kami lookout, Inside Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Goku and Uub began intense training for a couple of years now. Piccolo is outside watching over earth alongside Dende and Mr.Popo. Vegeta still in his gravity chamber and finally gain super saiyan 3 transformation. Gohan become a scholarship. Goten began dating with an earthling girl name Valese. Trunks become Capsule-Corp CEO.
Scene start at Goku training with Uub..
Uub : Wow, you sure are strong master, if you had fight me with all your strength during the tournament, I might be dead by now.
Goku : Thanks Uub,but you not so bad at all, forcing me to use Super Saiyan 3 against you, I don't know how strong you will get once I finish training you. (thought bubble : It seems Uub power gradually returned like his evil incarnation ,Kid buu. At this rate, he might surpass me already) Now, are you ready ?
Fri-Cell Couple 1Chapter 1 : After the tournamentFri-Cell Couple 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(For the futur reader...! This is the next of Fri-X-Cell Babysitting! No yaoi, for 13 years old. This next is not better to the first, maybe equal for some reason... If you want to laugh or only have a simple relaxation, maybe this story could help you...!)
Frieza returned safely at his home, putting down the trophy on a shelf beside his bed. He stared it with a serious face. This was the gift Cell gave him, after the tournament He was a honour, but a question blurred his minds. Did their relationship will change?
Because he was the Uncle of their sons and he had a girl-friend. Quite strange, but he looked to really appreciate her.
" I should stay concentrate to see if this woman will not use her relationship with Cell for her own benefit!" though the tyrant, sitting down a real seat, make for his tails and his comfort, and calling a servant for a supper.
His father entered with the tray, surprising his son.
" Since when yo
LIF Worst Film Finale[While N is unconscious from blood loss, he has a dream where he is at a video game store checking out a video game. The clerk approaches him.]LIF Worst Film Finale3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Store Clerk: Hey, your that kid who wrote those one short stories right?
N: Yeah. Are you one of my few fans?
Store Clerk: Few? Dude, you have a cult following for Christ sake. Your like, a celebrity?
[N walks out of the store and see's a large crowd cheering his name. He looks in contempt before he is woken up by a doctor.]
Doctor: Ah, Mr.... N is it?
N: Yeah. What about my name?
[N looks around and see's he is in a hospital.]
Doctor: Well, we were able to a save your hand, although you might want to take it easy for a while.
N: My hand? Oh, right. The magic bullet that..... yeah.
Doctor: Thank god your friend called 911 or else you could have bled to death.
N: [Sarcastically] Yeah, lucky I guess.
[Rigby and Thomas are watching Battleship.]
Thomas: Well, the effects are descent.
Rigby: [Unimpressed] Dude, this movie fucking blows.
DBGT my version epi.5Goku/Pan/Piccolo : Vegeta ?!/Father ?!/ Gohan ?!DBGT my version epi.54 years ago in Drama More Like This
Vegeta : So you're a Saiyan too, but there's something about you. You're not ordinary Saiyan. Who are you?
Goku : I am Goku, also known as Kakarot, and as for you, your day of possessing people are over.
Vegeta : Hmph, come on then, fight me.
Goku : Piccolo, you and Uub take out Gohan, Buu you fight Goten and Trunks, while I fight Vegeta.
They all flew to a more spacious field. The Supreme Kai was watching, Goku and Vegeta fight as Super Saiyan 3. Uub and Piccolo manage to hold against Gohan, Piccolo try to awakening Gohan from Baby manipulation, Buu easily dominated both Goten and Trunks, that's when Baby realized that Goten and Trunks can fuse to become one, they both fuse into Gotenks, easily dominating Buu and come to aid Gohan into defeating Piccolo and Uub. As Goku was more accomplished than Vegeta, Baby found himself in a one sided match. Gohan replace Vegeta and fight Goku, the tide is turn but not before Piccolo, Uub and Buu tra
The LegendThe Legend3 years ago in Drama More Like This
There was this boy who was one day old
Who had reached a power that was foretold
To said to happen once every 1000 years
The person that would make the king cower in fear
He was gonna die but something happened on that fateful day
The planet blew up and he was able to get away
Later in his years he gained rage and power
Destroying dozens of planets hour after hour
Paragus was so afraid that he made a headband
So that he could control Broly with just his right hand
But things were just to out of control
He wanted to destroy everything till there was no more
The southern galaxy was in mortal peril
King Kai called Goku instead of Will Farrel
Telling him how the situations looking
It definitely wasn't as good as Chichi's cooking
So Goku went to look for this terrible beast
But he had no luck in finding him at least
He won't stop searching until he's hungry for a feast
But something happened that guy's energy level went deplete
When Goku found him he was quite surprised
Cuz Krillin gave him
SHED.MOV SONIC FC stylePeppermint: Hey where's rain? Jeff:I think she's in her shed.SHED.MOV SONIC FC style3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Shadowhach: Didnt she say something about going in her shed?
Cooks: Didn't to NOT go in her shed?
Jeff: Hey Rain wanna play spin the bottle with us?
RainStone Raikiri.: -blushes, laughs- Now come on you guys~ I'm shy~ -laughs- Stay outta my shed!
Shadowhachi:Hey Peppermint You wanna go hang out with Rain?
JShadowhachi & Peppermint:-are beating rain up-
Shadowhachi: Hahaa! Take that you stupid Cunt! Welcome to our town faggot! BADA BOOM!
RainStone Raikiri.: -laughs- hurr! good 1 you guys! You really got me! Stay outta my shed...... okay?
Announcer:and the prom queen is...RainStone Raikiri!
RainStone Raikiri.: OH MAH GAWD! Now that I won this I finally like myself!
Shadowhachi:-is behind the curtain with Peppermint- Yo this is so tottally gonna be so fuckin rad!
Peppermint: -pulls down rope dropping red liquid on rain-
Jeff:Hey Look gais...rain's all wet hehe
Neo-Outsiders Episode 126Neo-Outsiders Season 2Neo-Outsiders Episode 1269 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Chapter 7: Celebrity Deathmatch Arc
Episode 126: Round 2 - Goku, Vegeta, Picollo, and Gohan vs. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, and Sailor Mercury
Johnny Gomez: Wow what a match!
Nick Diamond: Mills is checking the damage.
Mills: (raising Kappa Mikey's arm) And your winners are the cast of LilyMu!
(The crowd cheers)
Johnny Gomez: And with that victory, the LilyMu heroes are on their way to Round 2!
Nick Diamond: Don't go anywhere because our tournament is just beginning!
(With the heroes)
Mr. X: Congratulations, you four. You have advanced to Round 2 or the 1st quarter finals.
Kappa Mikey: Those creeps didn't stand a chance against us.
Gonard: Yep! We rock!
Mitzuki: Good guys. Don't get cocky.
Charles SKAU: So who's fighting in the second match?
Goku: That would be me, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Gohan against four of the sailor scouts.
Vegeta: Eh. No way am I losing to a bunch of girls.
Sailor Moon: Are you dissin' us, Vegeta?!
Vegeta: No, I am say
LIF Ep. 3 Slender Prologue[N wakes up. He gets out of bed and looks at the cast on his hand. He enters his kitchen and eats breakfast while listening to the radio.]LIF Ep. 3 Slender Prologue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Radio Person: There were no survivors. In other news, several children and teenagers still remain missing after two weeks of search. An update reports that the victims have been receiving strange notes days before their disappearance. One of the parents report that their child has seen a faceless figure stalking him days prior to his abduction. Also, it's Halloween weekend. If you haven't gotten your Halloween shopping done yet, it's a good idea to do so now.
Have a safe Halloween people.
[N turns the radio off and proceeds to eat his cereal. In down town, Dipper and Mabel are walking through down town Clare.]
Mabel: [Eating a bag of candy] I know I should wait till tonight, but I love Twizzlers.
Dipper: [Unamused] Right.
[A page appears in front of them. Dipper picks it up and reads it.]
Dipper: [Reading the note] Can't run. What does that mean?
LIF Slender part 1[N walks into a local Coffee shop. He sits down for a moment. He see's another hooded figure at a nearby table staring at him. He simply ignores the figure and drinks his coffee.]LIF Slender part 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
[Next door, Mabel and Dipper are at the movie theater, watching Frankenweenie. A hooded figure sits next to them. Dipper is suspicious of the hooded figure while Mabel just watches the movie. The figure then looks at Dipper. Dipper looks away in fear.
[Rigby is picking trash through the park when Slenderman appears from a distance.]
Rigby: Hey Mordecai, look at that guy.
[Mordecai looks at the Slenderman.]
Mordecai: Is he staring at us?
Rigby: I don't know. I don't even see any eyes on him. '
Mordecai: He's probably just lost or something. Hey you, you lost?
[Slenderman does not respond, he just stares at them.]
Mordecai: Are you alright?
[A proxy taps them both on the shoulder. They look back at the proxy.]
Proxy: Do you have the page?
Proxy: The page will give you distance between you and hi
DBGT Baby Vegeta part 1 It started as a normal day until a time demon showed up calling herself Caladera and as usual Vegeta went off on his own or atleast that's what he thought.Secretly Bulma and Bulla followed him incase he needed help Vegeta didn't notice until he found Caladera.Caladera-It's about time you got here...and I see you brought some friends to the fight.Vegeta was confused until he looked down.Vegeta-BULMA!!!BULLA!!!!GET OUT OF HERE!!!Bulla-NO WAY DAD!!!WERE STAYING RIGHT HERE!Caladera took notice of Bulla calling Vegeta dad and decided to take use of it.Caladera-HEY VEGETA!HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I BLASTED YOUR DAUGHTER!Vegeta had no time to wonder how this demon knew his name because she threw a blast at Bulla!Vegeta flew down and pushed Bulla out of the blast's way but he ended up getting hit.He soon started to shrink to what seemed to be nothing at the time.Caladera-Wow!He must have been more loyal than I susspected.I was really hoping for a epic fight.Oh well.With that the time demonDBGT Baby Vegeta part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Llamas with HatsLlamas with HatsLlamas with Hats5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Carl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?
Carl: Me? Um, I didn't do this...
Paul: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen em' before in my life.
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people, That is, That is my Least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Carl: Well, I was upstairs...
Paul: Mhm, okay...
Carl: I was in my room, reading a book...
Paul: Yes,go on...
Carl: and well this guy walked in...
Carl: So I went up to him...
Carl: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Carl: Um, oh, I Didn't know that...
Paul: Carl, how could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Paul: His hands, W-Why are they missing?
Carl: U-Uh, I, um... Kinda cooke
the ultimate teamwork, part 12the ultimate teamwork, part 123 years ago in Comedy More Like This
x had so much anger in his eyes as he looked at everybody, even his own minion,"i leave to plan for the next event and i come back to them almost killing each other!" x yelled with anger at his minion,"master-""don't give me that, you don't have the right!"x interupted, he than looked at the heroes,"now you tell me why you are trying to kill each other you three?" he said, looking at rainbow, mario, and mr.l "tell me now, or i will really be angry, and i wont control myself, even if it kills my entertainment." x said seriously, which got the other three heroes standing by scared, twilight especsilly for rainbow,"whos this mario? some stupid knock off of bowser, trying to kidnap the princess, wouldn't be schoked." mr.l said outloud to mario, which made x both cunfused and angered at him,"mr.l, this-a guy has to-a much power for-a you to mess-a with him." mario said, which x also heard 'mr.l? hmm.' x thought, and rainbow was looking surprised too, 'whos mr.l? hes luigi, right?' rainbow t
DBGT my version epi.4After things start to get serious between the possessed Gohan and Vegeta, Vegeta increases his effort and transform into Super Saiyan 3. Since Gohan lack's of training and only have the raw strength while Vegeta has been training for years, Gohan proves to be nothing to now newly powered Vegeta. Goten, while fighting Trunks, caught slip of the act and attempt to aid Gohan, Trunks blocking his way only to be blasted which slices his skin, Baby took this opportunity to plant another seed inside Trunks and possessed him. The possessed Goten then shows up and attacks Vegeta from behind but Vegeta manages to dodge at the last moment, only to be cutting his skin from a surprise Ki Blast by Trunks. Vegeta , now surrounded by the possessed brothers and his son, manage to hold up a fight even though the odds are 3 to 1, but his victory over the trio is short-lived as Baby transfers to his body.DBGT my version epi.44 years ago in Drama More Like This
Baby manages to get the upper hand and jumps directly into Vegeta's mind, controlling him further. Ve
Meeting Bra BriefsMeeting Bra (didn't revise it, too tired LOL)Meeting Bra Briefs5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Hmpf" "Trunks, come at me harder, you're forgetting the basics now! You're making a mockery of your Saiyan heritage!"
"Dad, we've been training for SIX HOURS!! Three out of those six hours, mom has been in labor and you won't even bother being by HER SIDE!" The eight year old Trunks spat.
"Like I told your mother son, it is within the Saiyan culture that the males do not attend the birthing of their kin. Besides, if anything were absolutely wrong, I'd able to feel her energy levels rise or deplete due to our bond"
"Whatever father, you do realize your KIN is half Saiyan? It is customary for the male to be right near his mate's side while she is delivering. Besides, I want to see Bra as soon as possible" replied Trunks
"Hmpf, then go son, your mother is asleep anyways, as is the baby"
"WHAT? Do you know where they are? Are they at the hospital or at home?" The inexperienced Trunks could not detect his mother or his baby sister's energy leve
Fri-Cell Couple chapter 14Chapter 14 : Mother arrived!Fri-Cell Couple chapter 143 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cold spoke with his son for two hours, before to take a pause, Frieza was quite surprise to know all these things. But at the final, he realized this was not a lot.
"That's all?! She was a good queen for her subjects, she used diplomacy and her power for creating a better words and help to advance our technology but this is all?!" asked Frieza, feeling like he didn't hear the most important.
"Not, of course not! But I wanted to talk about her good things ! You will find out the flaws when you will meet her!"
"And of course, all their other qualities!" explained Cooler, serving him more maggot in his sandwich.
" Like that, you knew a lot, you two, on her but you never share what you knew Why?!" questioned the young prince.
"I wasn't ready to talk about her ! Not before him!" explained Cooler, Cold grimacing.
"You can talk! I'm the only one here to have tried to show how your mother was! But tomorrow, she will be there!