50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1. Follow him around. When he's not looking, laugh hysterically. When he looks at you, stop laughing and have a straight face. Refuse to tell him what you're laughing at. When he turns around again, continue laughing. Repeat.
2. When next to him, say out loud how good a couple Padme and Obi Wan make.
3. Constantly remind him of all his mistakes. (E.g: "Hey Annie, remember when you killed all those Tuskans Raiders?")
4. Tug on his hair. Run and hide. Repeat.
5. Think of a catchy, yet annoying theme song for him. Constantly sing it or hum it around him. Double points if you can get him to hum it as well. Triple points if you get the other Jedi to join you.
6. Scream "LOOK OUT ANNIE!!!" at the most weirdest times. (E.g: Right before he goes to the bathroom.)
7. Spray paint rude things about him on the walls of the Jedi Council. Run and see how long it is until he finds you.
8. Dress as people he knows and follow him around doing really bad impressi
Luna the Matchmaker Chap. 2Luna the Matchmaker Chap. 24 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Luna the Matchmaker
Chapter 2 "Sometimes You Just Need a Nudge.
By Steven Little
My little pony © Hasbro
The summer sun rose over Ponyville through a cloudless blue sky. The early light beamed through the window of Princess Luna's bedroom at the Carousel Boutique. With the sun in her face again, the Princess slowly woke up from the wonderful dream she was having. Stretching lazily, she reached over to the other side of the bed, sat up swiftly, and gazed at the empty spot next to her. "I guess it really was a dream." She spoke softly to herself.
Luna sighed and smiled. 'But what a dream!' She thought. Now that it was light, the Princess could see her environment better. Luna was used to much larger rooms. To tell the truth, she had closets that were larger than Spike and R
And Tootsie Flute Makes ThreeAnd Tootsie Flute Makes Three4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
And Tootsie Flute Makes Three
By Steven Little
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
and all associated characters are © Hasbro
Lyra and Bonbon, as usual, were enjoying the warm day on the park bench outside their house. Rainbow Dash and the weather team had done a particularly excellent job clearing the clouds on that amazing summer day. Lyra was reading the latest copy of the Canterlot Musical Review while Bonbon flipped through her favorite sweets catalog, looking for ideas for the shop. In the background, young fillies and colts frolicked about on the playground. Bonbon couldn't help but look up from her magazine and watch them at play. The little colts and fillies gamboled and amused themselves amongst the swings and jungle gym, without a care in the world. Behind them, proud parents stood watching their offspring. Bonbon went back to her reading when she
Curse of the Werepony Chapter 1Curse of the Werepony Chapter 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Curse of the Were-Pony
Chapter 1 "Hearts are Such Fragile Things"
By Steven Little
My Little Pony © Hasbro
A mid-autumn wind caused dry and brittle leaves to tumble along the ground, landing at the base of the Ponyville Library. Growing close to the middle of town, the library itself was actually in the middle of a hollowed out tree, which through the grace of magic, was still alive and growing. At this time of year, leaves of brown and orange replaced the normally verdant canopy. Inside, the library was homely but spacious. Bookshelves had been carved into the living wood walls. The main area was for books and patrons to read or check out materials. Off to one side was a small kitchen and in the back, up a few steps was a dining come reading area. Upstairs was set-aside for the librarian's living quarters. It too was equally spacious including a
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Luna the Matchmaker
Chapter 1 "Let the Meddling Begin!"
By Steven Little
My Little Pony © Hasbro
Life is a risky business and not for the faint of heart.
A lonely sparrow glided on thermal eddies created by the last few rays of the setting sun, in its endeavor to catch a passing insect that inhabited the rocks of its mountain home. Chasing an elusive midge, the plump bird flew over the crest of its rocky home and found itself flying over the golden spires of Canterlot, the royal city of the Alicorn sisters. With its intended target in plain sight, the small bird chased its prey down into the city below. Dodging towers, lampposts, and the strange four-legged creatures that lived there, the sparrow slowly gained on the unfortunate insect. Finally catching the midge in its beak, the plump bird unknowingly lit upon the windowsill of Canterlot's Royal Library to enjoy its
The Mythology of Metal 2.0NOTICE: Many of you were fans of my old mythology of metal. Truth be told, I wrote those years ago when I first got into metal. It's been a long time, and I feel like it's time I revised it to fit my current knowledge of the holy music known as Heavy Metal. Enjoy fellow headbangers!The Mythology of Metal 2.05 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ozzy- First god of metal. He was the figurehead God who ruled with Iommi, the Great Creator at his side.
Halford - The Chosen Metal God. He resurrected the old ways of metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself.
Eddie the Head - Bruce Dickinson's chief advisor.
Vic Rattlehead - the ruler of The Mosh, the land of chaos
Cronos - The wise prophet who brought forth the wisdom that lead to the creation of Black, Death, and Thrash metal. He led the Cult of Venom.
Manowar - The legion of gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger
The Mythology of MetalDISCLAIMER: If you're "emo" or have emo friends, or disagree with what i place up here take no offense. it's all in good fun.The Mythology of Metal9 years ago in Settings More Like This
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Charolette the Harlot - Goddess of love and beuaty...and prostitution.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger of the metal gods as well as the prince of the metal gods.
Melissa - goddess of witch craft. lover of King Diamond.
King Diamond - King of storytelling and the dark arts
Iommi - Created the metal gods.
Varg Vikernes - God of darkn
Zodiac Martial Arts"Scorpio, the Scorpion, is a battle with patience. The Scorpio fighter utilizes pressure points in the opponent's body to trigger a delayed reaction, which typically results in death (hence it's nickname 'the poison tip'). To win a fight with a Scorpio guarantees you have lost, just as begging him for mercy guarantees you will live."Zodiac Martial Arts3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Aries, the Ram, is a battle with force itself. The Aries fighter gives little heed to customs or tradition and instead lives in the moment.. Their lightest punches turn bones to dust and their greatest can decimate cities. A fight with an Aries is usually very brief, though very memorable."
"Virgo, the Virgin, is a battle that must end in stalemate. The Virgo fighter has been compared to a beautiful dancer, or petals on the wind. A Virgo will never strike you, but in the same way, can never be struck."
"Gemini, the Twin, is a battle with yourself. The Gemini fighter specializes in study, and you're unlikely to know you're fighting a Gemini until weeks aft
Demigod OriginDemigod OriginDemigod Origin3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Real Name: Maximilian "Max" Cairo
Alias: The Pantheon Paladin
Height: 5'10" (as Demigod: 6'10")
Weight: 160 lbs. (as Demigod: 650 lbs.)
Eyes: Dark Blue (in both forms)
Hair: Golden Blonde
Occupation: Harvard Professor
Base of Operations: Cambridge, Massachusetts; but often mobile
Maximilian "Max" Cairo was just a humble professor at Harvard University. His love for mythology and history, particularly those of the Greek, Norse, and Egyptian fields, earned him a spot as one of Harvard's most honorable and beloved professors; the other reason being that he has a heart of pure gold and is beloved by every student who takes his class(es).
One day, while he was doing research for his next lecture, something caught his eye. In one of his books, he noticed a symbol that combined a major symbol/icon from the three most ancient pantheons. It contained - in this order The Triple Horn of Odin, The Ankh c
Curse of the Werepony 2 Chapter 1Curse of the Werepony 2 Chapter 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Curse of the Werepony 2
Chapter 1: Confessions.
By Steven Little
My Little Pony is © Hasbro.
In the late hours of the night, a mighty thunderstorm raged outside the Carousel Boutique. Rarity, the store's sole proprietor, lied awake in her bed gazing at a picture of herself with a specific purple earth pony stallion with a green mane. Casually, she looked at the heart shaped frame next to it on her nightstand. A photograph of a small young green and purple dragon was held within it. 'Oh Spike, why do you always seem to be out of town when I need you the most.' She thought to herself.
The blue eyed unicorn mare quickly sat up in her bed when she heard the door to her bedroom slowly creek open. A white unicorn filly with green eyes and a curly purple and pink mane and tail, poked her head into the room.
The Phoenix and The Valkyrie (read comment first)There was a phoenix who found himself dying near Valhalla. He'd been there before during his many lives, yet had never died there. The phoenix knew his time had come once again, and proceeded to be consumed by himself. This time however, he'd noticed something different. He was greeted in the passing moments between death and rebirth, by a Valkyrie.The Phoenix and The Valkyrie (read comment first)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"I see there is a phoenix here. Most unusual"
The phoenix replied, "A Valkyrie of all creatures shouldn't be surprised at the existence of a phoenix."
"its not that I doubted their existence. I'd just never met one. It's not as though I get to know those I carry to the other side. It is a one way trip." replied the Valkyrie.
"it doesn't sound like much of a life, meeting people all the time, yet befriending none. Oh well, we shall meet again Miss Valkyrie." The phoenix said as he departed to his next incarnation.
Many dozens of years passed and the phoenix again found himself near the end of his life. He thought to pay Valhalla a visit agai
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Secret Boss YamiUltimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Secret Boss Yami3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Extra Boss / Mode
Secret Boss: Yami
A five form boss fight, Yami is the final enemy of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Unlike his appearance in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, here he possesses all of his forms instead of just three. He's also much stronger and resilient than that of his TvC appearance.
Total Health of Boss (All 5 Forms): 7,500,000 +
Energy Projection: 7
Fighting Ability: 4
Yami is known as the Emperor of Eternal Darkness and is the supreme ruler of all evil beings. Yami resides within the Ark of Yamato, a vessel that fell from the heavens and crashed into Laochi Lake. It was he who slew the innocent celestials aboard the ship and let loose a curse on the land of mortals, plaguing the people of the mortal world with evil monsters. However, Yami was utterly defeated by the efforts of Amaterasu, saving the land of Nippon from utter destruction.
Charles' TimelineCharles' Timeline3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Lord Charles Viktor Arrhenius
Current age: 232/142*
- 1780: Born in Vadikov, Kreev. Charles' father was a bookkeeper who married into a lordship. His family was technically entitled to high society although they could never keep straight faces at parties. They were rather snarky with their privileged peers and passed this irreverence to their son. Charles had two elder siblings who died in infancy.
- 1808: Marries Katerina Ingmer. They have two children together, Rodolf and Natalie.
- 1811: Charles' father dies and he inherits his title. Not too much changes. He's thirty-one and writes infamously wry columns, essays, and short stories with growing renown.
- 1814: After an increasingly distant and cool relationship, Katerina and Charles divorce, Katerina feeling Charles is disconnected and uninterested in being a father, more devoted to his writing than his family. Charles does not contest this, Katerina moves elsewhere with their children. Charles would be
GraceHe led on his bed, eyes shut, the dim light creeping through his eyelids. The purple walls were soft with peace as he listened to Jeff Buckley's Grace.Grace3 years ago in Settings More Like This
The nearby lampshade lit the one white wall which reflected around the room like a spectrum cast over the soft purple walls, darkened by shadows.
He thought of how his death would affect the world if he were to choke on chewing gum right then. If he'd been found listening to a tragic masterpiece with dead ears. But then he worried, he was no one. None of this would affect the world around him, so he stopped the thought as soon as he could and returned his attention to the melodic guitar riff of Last Goodbye.
At that his lungs tightened and his stomach contracted as he sprang forth, clenching at his chest in hope for the pain to cease. With a cough the pain began to fade. Legs hanging over the bedside he found himself bent double clutching the space below his rib cage, applying some pressure as to squeeze the pain out.
As his plan slowly