Father's Voice InboxSorry for the terrible delay, I haven't had too much inspiration lately... Thanks to all my reviewers! There's another chapter, featuring my favourite KND character, Father himself! This one features an exclusive self-insert as well.Father's Voice Inbox3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Welcome...Wait a minute, you're not welcome at all. Anyways, you have reached the most evil villain in the history of ever, which is me, Father! I'm not available to take your call right now...or at any time later, so I don't even understand why you bother. I have no idea why I even bought this thing. Whatever, if I have eaten enough Rocky Road, maybe I'll feel like calling you back. If you're one of those lousy snot-nosed KND brats, press 1 and PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED! (pause) Yeah, now that feels better. If you're an adult villain...well, I don't care. If you're my Delightful Children, press 2 and I'll answer when I feel like it, which is probably never. If this is Grandfather, press 3 - I'll call you as soon as I can, Pappy, just don't feed me br
The DCFDTL's Voice Inbox(monotonous, synchronised voices) You have reached the personal voice inbox of the Delightful Children from Down the Laaaane. We have more important things to do right now than having to listen to your pathetic message. Say what you have to say after the beep and if you're lucky, we'll waste a few minutes of our precious time listening to it. Oh, unless this is Father, in which case we're terribly sorry for not being able to answer at this time, but we assure you we will reply as soon as possible.The DCFDTL's Voice Inbox3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hello, this is Jane Doe for the Fourth Grade Magazine. How do you plead to the accusation of having stolen everyone's ortography homework?
Hi, Delightful Children. My name is Mushi Sanban and I want to make an alliance with you with our evil brilliant minds, we could finally destroy those annoying Kids Next Door! (evil laugh) Remember, I gave you the idea to kidnap the Rainbow Monkeys!
Hello, Ashley, Bru pardon me, I meant the "Delightful Children from Down