Hellsing: Matchmaker 4"NO."Hellsing: Matchmaker 48 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Let me just!"
"NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS."
Harley glared at the woman in front of her, defiance blazing in her bright blue eyes which was met with the stony look in the darker ones in front of her. She crossed her arms and sulked. "Can I just say what I got to say?" She snapped, a little upset.
"You already did," Integra snapped back. "And the answer is NO." A few minutes ago, Harley had come running in, looking ecstatic though she had a large bump on her head. This was what Integra blamed for the idea that the teenager presented her with. There couldn't be another explanation for it. The blonde couldn't stand seeing Harley distraught, but there didn't seem to be any way around out.
"There is absolutely no way that we are going to have a Valentine's Day party-"
"-Ball," The teen instantly corrected, earning another glare.
"Whatever. It doesn't matter-"
"And why is that?"
"'Cause ANYONE can throw a party, but a select fe
Pitch x Reader - Come My Child [RotG]I had that feeling.Pitch x Reader - Come My Child [RotG]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The cold chills and the frosted breaths.
I shivered, and held a peg of unsteadiness.
He waited there, in the darkest of shadows.
Waited for me.
I stood at the center of the park, wearing a thin tank top and some baggy night pants. The voice led me there, telling me I was needed. For what, though? I tried to go back to sleep, but my body reacted on it's own, muscles stretching and limbs gliding onto the floorboards. I walked, from my home to the park. Six streets I passed, and no one seemed to notice me. Not even when I paused in front of a cafe' to take a look inside. No one looked at me. Almost like I was invisible.
The whispers and coos nipped at my earlobe, turning me to face the far side where the swings set all by their lonesome until tomorrow. I took one timid step.
And then another.
Soon, I was standing before my favorite swing since childhood. It stared at me with curiosity, obviously wondering what brought me back. I couldn't answer back, for
Hellsing: Matchmaker Chapter 1Seras was depressed. Seriously depressed. And she had no idea why. She couldn't eat, though that was a rare occurrence in itself, she couldn't sleep, she hadn't left her room in almost three days, and she just felt bad. She was curled up in a ball on her coffin bed, trying to sleep and failing as usual. There was a knock on the door, but she didn't move. "Come in," She said in a monotone, sighing slightly.Hellsing: Matchmaker Chapter 110 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Police Girl," She heard Alucard say as he walked up to her. "It's been three days. What's wrong with you?"
She didn't answer, keeping her back to him. The elder vampire's normal smirk was instead a frown, a slight note of concern in his voice. He waited a moment before crossing her arms. "...I'd like to hear an explanation, Police Girl. You haven't acted like this in a long time...Drinking your blood has always been a problem...But now you're neglecting your need to sleep? Even I have to sleep."
"I don't want the blood," She said, curling up tighter. "And I don't want to slee
Golden Blood -- Ch. 1Chapter One - SyraGolden Blood -- Ch. 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There was a time when dragons ruled the earth. But that time is past.
I often asked myself how this came to be. How we, the rulers of the sky, the magic-shapers and fire-breathers, could have descended so low in what seems like such little time. I wasn't alive for much of the dragons' rule. It ended when I was only five cycles old. And yet I still missed it, I missed it with every inch of me that hated the humans, and loved magic.
Well, I supposed there was nothing for it.
Our land-- if we truly had the right to call it our land any longer-- was a beautiful place. I marvelled at its beauty everywhere I went; at the black mountains frosted with glittering snow, at the shivering reflections of sunlight on the lakes. Every journey held a new discovery, and a new beauty that could take my breath away. The life of a nomad was suited to me, that I could find beauty in the simplest of things, and endure some discomfort for it. My brother, however
Well, he's a d
Hellsing: Laundry 5Alucard yawned as he walked down the stairs leading to the basement. It'd been an extremely long night; the usual shoot-everything-until-it-dies mission. And while it was extremely fun killing things, it got very boring very quickly. All the vampire looked forward to now was sipping on his blood pack and going to sleep.Hellsing: Laundry 59 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Little did he know that sleep would not come easily for him, oh no! Little did he know that deep within the bowels of the basement lurked an enemy more terrifying than any he had ever known! Little did he know of the horrors that awaited him! Little did he know the horror of cable television!
Our victim- I mean, Alucard, walked to his room, not even bothering to open the door, sighing with relief when he saw his blood chilling in a bucket. He strolled over to it, eagerly taking a sip, when he noticed something strange. His coffin was glowing a weird blue color. It glowing red was normal, but blue? Something was up with that.
Narrowing his crimson eyes, he walked up to i
Hellsing: Matchmaker 5After a lot of struggling and some intervention from Walter, Alucard and Harley managed to be separated. The vampire was alright except for being pissed off, while Harley had yet another splitting headache and more bumps on her head and a scraped up elbow. She was sulking in the kitchen while Walter applied some disinfectant to the cut.Hellsing: Matchmaker 58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It wasn't very smart to go and wake Alucard up like that," the butler was explaining while she stayed silent and still, glaring a hole into the fridge. "You know how he is...He's going to have to get used to you again. You should probably leave him alone for a while...You're already bruised up."
"Tch. I'll live," She muttered, looking at the ceiling. "...He's such a pus-" Walter clamped a hand over her mouth before she could finish the word.
"Harley...I suggest you refrain from calling Alucard any vulgar names, no matter how much he deserves it, at least until tomorrow," He warned, putting a Band-Aid on her elbow. "The next time you two bump heads, we
Hellsing: Oblivion - Chapter 2The morning had gone by rather uneventful. Integra had been finished with her paperwork for the morning for several minutes when Walter came into her office. They never were able to fully bring him back to normal. Though he acted much like the old Walter, this younger looking version was much more lifeless. He didn't smile very much anymore and didn't really have much of a personality. He bowed and addressed her.Hellsing: Oblivion - Chapter 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"My lady, I have prepared afternoon tea. Would you like to accompany me in the foyer?"
Integra, who had been staring out the window, turned to face Walter.
"I shall be down in a moment."
Walter nodded, bowed, and left. Integra took one last look out the window. The day had gone from a clear bright morning, to a mostly cloudy gray afternoon. She was sure rain would be on the way. Sighing she stood to exit her office.
Walter was busy setting the tea and biscuits on a small table between two arm chairs facing a fireplace in the foyer.
"Sir Integra, I..."
He turned to address the
Hellsing: Laundry 2It is said that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.Hellsing: Laundry 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And for Seras Victoria, this was all too true.
Why do these things happen to me? She asked herself, sighing miserably and laying her head on the kitchen counter. It hadn't even been a week since the washing machine incident, and Alucard was already up to his tricks again.
Apparently, getting hit repeatedly on the head with a silver ashtray by a furious Integra wasn't enough to teach him a lesson.
Apparently, being forced to go with Walter as he went washing machine shopping wasn't enough punishment.
Apparently, Alucard was either extremely curious or extremely stupid.
Seras narrowed her eyes slightly at the elder vampire in front of her, who was hunched over the microwave. He was looking at it very hard and would occasionally scratch his neck.
How do I get myself into these messes? She asked herself, now banging her head once against the counter. Alucard glared at her over his shoulder. She chose to ignore him.
Golden Blood -- Ch. 2Chapter Two - SyraGolden Blood -- Ch. 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dragon thieves were a notorious bunch. They rarely hunted for themselves and instead stole the kills of other dragons. Any territory they fancied they would take, driving out anyone that was too weak to resist. They were especially fond of stealing any human-things that dragons were carrying around-- admittedly, all dragons had a weakness for glittery metals and stones, but in thieves this characteristic was especially prominent. It was said that successful thieves would create hordes of stolen knickknacks, guarding them with their lives.
These thieves looked no different. They were obviously southern dragons, as shown by their dark scales and leathery wings, and several of them had sparkling bits of metal fastened to their bodies. The one with the most jewellery stepped forward, eye to eye with Relan. He was not a particularly tall dragon, more stocky than anything, with navy blue scales and yellow eyes that glimmered underneath a golden headdress.
Hellsing: Matchmaker 3It took a good ten minutes to calm Harley and Alucard down enough to separate them. Because after Harley hit the ground and screamed for help, she promptly latched herself to the vampire's leg, refusing to let go and threatening to bite him. This didn't quite have a very positive reaction since he proceeded to shake his leg and make the teenager dizzy. But after Integra shot Alucard's hat off, both of them quieted down, though they kept shooting the other very dirty looks.Hellsing: Matchmaker 39 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I've never seen Master act like that... Seras thought as the group walked inside. She had the misfortune of walking between the two quarreling persons, and she wasn't exactly enjoying it. She sighed heavily and her shoulders slumped.
"Hey, what's the matter?" Harley asked, deciding the ignore Alucard for now. The teen cringed a little. "I'm sorry; it was because of the yelling, wasn't it?" Gosh, I got to remember that the big bully ain't the-"
"INTEGRA, ALUCARD HIT ME AGAIN!"
"I DID NOT!"
Hellsing: Dreams Part 2For a moment, Seras couldn't answer. Her mind went blank, her jaw slacked very slightly, and she could not look away from his intense and pained gaze. His words started to sink in, and then she looked at him, really looked at him, as if for the first time. Instead of teasing and cruelty, violence and bloodlust, his eyes just held a sorrow that cut her to the core, a wound that had never been healed properly. She wanted to suddenly embrace him, hold him, and make that look go away.Hellsing: Dreams Part 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This wasn't the Master she knew.
Alucard only looked away when Seras' crimson eyes started to soften, a gently smile gracing her lips. She walked over and sat down on her knees, trying to catch his eyes again. "...So even Master has his days," She whispered, and received no reply. She didn't expect one, and just kept smiling. Instead, she rested her head against his knee, sighing softly. The sudden contact would have normally infuriated Alucard. He didn't like being touched at all very much, and his fl
A herobrineing CreepypastaA herobrineing Creepypasta1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Herobrineing Creepypasta
Story by; DI/Herobrineing
Edited by; CircusTalia [on tumblr]
Hello. This has been something that I had written about sometime last year. I decided to finally tell everyone about what had happened to me and why I have been frightened to go back to my old maps I was working on.
I'm called Ink, but you can call me Deltaface, or Deltaink, and I'm 20 years old. I own a Minecraft account called Inktaileddragon. I really didn't like that username after a few weeks of playing it and Mojag still didn't update Minecraft to enable you to change your username yet, so I had to grin and bear it, even though my patience was getting rather thin...
Anyway, I sometimes swap between Minecraft and drawing, I mostly draw Minecraft related things for my blogs on Tumblr. But one blog I've recently gotten popular on, which was called Herobrining. It's a blog about herobrine and how I see him. Most recently, I've reached up to about 410 followers, and it has not even
Tattoo chapter 30The way he grinned made me slightly nervous; though I told myself he wouldnt hurt me.Tattoo chapter 307 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Well, when do you want to do this? Alucard asked. I imagined that I heard a hint of eagerness in his voice.
Um I didnt know. When was a good time to have a vampire at your throat?
Alright then. Lets do it tonight. Why wait?
What?! Tonight?! That idea horrified me. I didnt think it would be so sudden but I wasnt going to tell him that I wanted to put this on hold; he would think I was a coward. I am, but I dont want to admit it to him.
Okay, that sounds f-fine. Damn it! Now he knew I was terrified beyond all reasonable thought.
He chuckled. You can try to hide it as much as you like; I can smell your fear if you so much as get chills. He got up off the couch we were sitting on. Anyway, you have about an hour and a half to prepare. Im going to go eat; Im sure you dont want m
Hellsing: Dreams Part 1Pain. That was all Alucard could feel as he lay there on the table, his crimson eyes glazed and dull. In his body were a multitude of blades, but the one that stuck out was the long one that had impaled his heart. He could feel himself slowly dieing, actually feel his own blood seeping out of his body.Hellsing: Dreams Part 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"This is your defeat, Count," A voice whispered, and the vampire strained to look up and focus at the face. Yet, he could not get a clear view, no matter how hard he tried. "This is no nightmare."
He tried to snarl back, tried to defend himself, but only blood seeped out of the corners of his mouth. Footsteps came toward him and stopped in front of him. Again, he tried to focus and came up empty handed. But as he listened, the voice suddenly started going from masculine...to feminine.
"Your dominion are no more. Your power is no more," It said before it became horrifyingly familiar. "..The Police Girl is dead."
Instantly, he was able to focus and stared, wi
Hellsing: Laundry 1"Master?" Seras said in a tiny voice, looking at the looming figure in front of her. "Do you think this is such a good idea?"Hellsing: Laundry 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"And why wouldn't it be?" Alucard replied, taking off his trench coat and hat, throwing them into a nearby chair. His fledgling blinked and blushed, turning her back to him.
"What?" He asked, smirking. He was starting to take off his shirt, Seras very opposed to this idea. "Isn't this how you do it?"
"You have to leave some clothes on!" She snapped, trying to control her blush. She knew this wasn't a good idea, but Alucard had insisted that they had to do it.
Therefore, Seras had no choice.
They were going to do their laundry.
She didn't know. She was just sitting in her room when Alucard came in and said that he wanted to use "that weird machine that makes all the thumping noises." After five minutes, she finally figured out that he was talking about the washing machine. His excuse was that he was tired of Integra telling him he smelled like gunp
Hellsing: Matchmaker 2An hour later, Alucard and Walter had managed to "Harley" proof the mansion. This meant that anything that was flammable and/or could cause fire/explosions was put out of her reach. ((And this was actually quite easy, but more on that later...)) So now, Walter and Integra were waiting outside for her while Alucard went back down to the basement to retrieve his depressed, less-than-willing-to-move fledgling. He wasn't exactly thrilled about the task. Oh, he could make Seras move easily enough; It was the commentary that came with it. Seras was usually very sweet, but definitely not when she was like this.Hellsing: Matchmaker 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
One more thing to have to deal with, He thought, sulking as he trotted down the stairs, in no rush to complete this task. As if that demented teen wasn't enough...Stupid kid... He walked down the hallway, stopping at the Police Girl's door. Police Girl.
What? Came the reply, sounding more depressed than annoyed. No Master, he noticed, and he felt a prick of annoyance. Wit
IDK Chap 2- Baby stuffIDK Chap 2- Baby stuff3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: I didn't know!!
Paring: Nowaki & Hiroki
Rating: M for Mpreg, smut, language, and Hiro-san's "love" abuse xD
Disclamer: I do not own Junjou Romantica
A/N: Lol Prego Hiroki xD
Hiroki sighed as he walked down the hall of the school. Three weeks, to a month has went by that he and Nowaki found out of Hiroki's pregnantcy. Hiroki sighed and pulled out a candy bar and started to eat it. Normally eating healty but he felt like a candybar. Miyagi looked over confussed. Hiroki pouted.
"What..?" He asked.
"Nothing.. Just you never eat a candy bar.."
"I want to eat it DAMNIT!" Hiroki cursed. Miyagi rose a brow and shrugged it off.
"Huh..? Your lover's pregnant..?" One of the nurses asked. Nowaki nodded.
"And I don't even know how... It's odd..."
"Well, I say since it's in the first trimester get dishes and the raguler stuff. Like dishes and a crib." Another said. Nowaki nodded at what she said and smiled.
"I'll keep that in mind thank you."
(Wow with time skips I've b
With YouIf I were toWith You4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
into solitary abyss
would I shatter
into fragments so sharp?
that has been pushed
If my mind were to
would I be any
than the beasts
that haunt me?
If my heart were to
s t r e t c h
Further than life
could I make a wish
to make pretty people
If I were to
my eyes for more than
It's better than living
black butler fanfiction part 2Yuki followed the butler dressed in black into the mansion, they headed into the room, which appeared to be a study. There was a desk, next to a large window, where an adorable, yet clearly tsundere shota sat. "What is it, Sebastian?" He asked, not seeing the shy Neko standing behind him. "Bocchan, There is a girl here, she wants to become a maid." The butler said.black butler fanfiction part 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Sebastian, we already have a maid--" The shota stopped as the girl walked into view, she was the epitome of neko beauty. "....Is this her?" He asked, blinking. Feeling a light blush creep onto his pale cheeks. "Yes, Bocchan. Her name is Yuki."
Yuki quickly bowed her head. "--Y-Yes! I'm Yuki! It's a pleasure to meet you, mister Phantomhive!" Ciel sighed, waving a hand in the air. "Sebastian, go see if she's good enough to be a maid at the Phantomhive manor." The boy said.
Sebastian placed a hand on his chest and bowed. "Of course, Bocchan."
X - X -
In Between RealityIn Between Reality4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was an explosion. Panic. Blood. Death. Orders. Shooting. Pain. Capture. Torture. Torture. Torture TORTURE!
Alfred's eyes shot open. Breathing ragged and muscles stiff.
What was he doing?
He was in bed in that cheap apartment he could barely afford so why did something feel so out of place?
Finally his brain registered his position. The blonde was propped on his elbow while his right was outstretched with a gun in his hand. His trigger finger itching to pull back to an enemy that wasn't there
That's right he wasn't there anymore that dreadful place.
With a shaky breath he lowered his gun only to find himself cradling it against his chest.
"I'm fine. I'm back in the U.S. In my good ol' hometown called New York. I'm fine. I'm fine." he told himself.
Finally relaxing, Alfred ran his hand through his hair to push back the stray locks that clung to his sweaty face.
"What a night." he sighed "Hey what time is it anyway?"
Looking over to the nightstand n
Hellsing: Laundry 4After bribing, the installing of a parental block, the allowance of a rampage in London, and even a visit to a very bewildered Catholic priest, Alucard wasn't scared of his computer anymore.Hellsing: Laundry 49 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Of course, he still couldn't look Walter in the eye, but that was another thing entirely.
This event, though, didn't mean that his punishment still wasn't in effect. Alucard still couldn't leave his room, but now he felt safer with the parental block installed on his computer. Plus, he was starting to get the hang of the machine; it had only been a matter of time before it bended to his will.
He was just suffering random sites that he didn't exactly understand when all of a sudden, another window popped up. Alucard blinked, clicking on it. In big, bold letters, it read: "SHOOT THE ALIEN AND WIN A PRIZE!"
"..A prize?" He said aloud, curious. Walter hadn't told him that the computer would give him prizes! And that he could shoot things! Eagerly, he pulled out his Jackal and was about to shoot
black butler fanfiction part 1It was a bright and cheery day, the birds were chirping and Pluto was running through the garden. Finny was busy gardening and trying to keep Pluto away from the birds, Mei-rin was polishing dishes and Bard was cooking lunch.black butler fanfiction part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
All of a sudden! the doorbell rang! Sebastian opened it and bowed, "How may I help yo--" He stopped as he saw the young girl had beautiful pink cat ears and tail, her tail nervously curled around her left ankle. "K-Ko'nichiwa" She said bowing, Sebastian just stared at her. Never had he seen such beauty! Cat and young moe (( That's the right word, I think )) girl all in one! Outstanding!! She bit her lip, small tears forming in her different colored eyes. "I-Is there something w-wrong, M-Mister?" She asked. Sebastian shook his head "Erh, no. What do you need help with, my dear?" He asked. She blushed "I-I wanted a job. I'll willing to work here, A-As a S-Servant. I-I can g-grow long c-cat c-c-claws and s-stuff. I thought I c-could be o-of some h-help! and I have no
Carving Skulls and StuffCarving Skulls and Stuff7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
CARVING SKULLS & STUFF (11-FEB-08)
This is intended as a continuing project. I'll be adding to it, and editing it for greater clarity, in response to your comments and questions. So if something is left out, or not clear, please let me know. Eventually, this may turn into a proper tutorial, but I'm starting out small, so that people who are asking questions don't have to wait until that possibly distant time. And so people can tell me what they actually need to know.
Goggles -- I don't carve unless I'm wearing some sort of eye protection, usually magnifying goggles (because I'm getting old and can't focus up close anymore), but sometimes non-magnifying ones. Chunks of stuff can fly about, and you don't want them in your eyes.
Respirator or dust mask -- Dust is not good for your lungs, and power carving can produce lots of dust. The dust of bone, antler, and shell is very bad; it can _permanently_ clog parts of your lungs. Many stone and