30 Ways Dreadwing30 Ways Dreadwing3 years ago in Humor More Like This
30 Ways to Tick Off TFP Dreadwing
1. Replace his energon with wood varnish.
2. Constantly remind him of and enforce the "no texting while flying" rules whenever he pulls out his remote detonator.
3. Throw handfuls of rotten grapes at Megatron.
4. Tell Megatron Dreadwing paid you to do it.
5. Squirt super glue on the Nemesis toilet seat.
6. Get a DQ brownie blizzard and hand upside-down from a chair in his quarters, just eating and watching his every move.
7. Drink a large amount of Mountain Dew and go up to his face right as the urge to burp comes over you.
8. Hug him.
10. Place childproof locks onto the Nemesis weapons room to restrict him from his beloved machine gun/missile launcher and sword.
11. Convince the other Decepticons to form a conga line and dance throughout the Nemesis without so much as informing the first lieutenant.
12. Set off lots of fireworks in his quarters.
13. Watch reruns of "Beavis and Butthead" at the highest volume the TV will go without so much