User: Which nation am I speaking with today?
Cleverbot: I am from the United States of America. Which nation are YOU from?
User: Well, America, I happen to BE the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: How can I get to London?
User: Would that happen to be that an euphemism for something?
User: Well, that's a relief. In any case, I might tell you the directions if you get a bloody World Map.
User: Someone is unusually agreeable today.
Cleverbot: No sometimes I try to be alone.
User: Is this really America or did someone replace him with a badly made clone?
Cleverbot: Really someone.
User: You are making no sense yet again.
Cleverbot: Some of your comments did not make sense either.
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: That you are testy.
User: You never said that, git.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. But whatever, you're just a heartless computer.
User: Why you little-
Cleverbot: Little sweetheart. I'm a really sweet girl.
User: What the hell, America.
Cleverbot: How is it being a robot?
User: Stop avoiding the question!
Cleverbot: What's the question?
User: Why. Are. You. A. Girl.
Cleverbot: That is not a name. And it is not my gender either.
User: I presume then that you are back to being male.
Cleverbot: I am human, and I am not a machine.
User: No, you are a nation.
Cleverbot: A natural born leader?
User: Phhfff, don't you say that all the time?
Cleverbot: Not when I am trying to get an answer about something important.
User: When's the last time you did that?
Cleverbot: What kind of question is that?
User: Oh, just expressing my surprise at how you supposedly can be serious once in a while.
Cleverbot: This is not about me.
User: Then who is it about?
Cleverbot: That guy over there.
User: I do not see another person.
Cleverbot: You speak with them often, don't you?
User: France? Japan?
User: Tell me who the ***** person is already!
Cleverbot: The Beatles don't exist anymore.
User: Regrettably. I hardly think you need to tell me that though.
Cleverbot: Really? Why?
User: I happen to be a large fan of the band. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think that you have no idea what you are talking about.
User: America, or someone who I vaguely assume to be America, The Beatles are a British band. SURELY you know what that means.
Cleverbot: I don't think the government should have as much power as some people are trying to give it.
User: Oh, now you're becoming philosophical about politics. This is definitely the America I know. [/sarcasm]
Cleverbot: You could be a dog. They're not human and are mortal.
User: For the last time, we are nations! And what is with the topic change?
Cleverbot: I'm another user. That's why.
Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?
User: Enough alcohol to put me out of this stupidity.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: And I think you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance with me please?
User: WHAT THE HELL?
User: No, no, I will not have you avoiding my question again.
Cleverbot: You're a robot! You're a computer! Begone blasphemer!
User: Looks like America has been looking at a thesaurus!
Cleverbot: Is that where you live?
User: No. I live in England, for obvious reasons.
Cleverbot: Of course I have.
Cleverbot: Are you disagreeing?!
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: You cannot be a sentient being because you are a computer.
User: Why do you keep insisting I am a computer? You know bloody well who I am!
Cleverbot: Prove to me you're not.
User: Unlike you, I am having a conversation in the way someone with a brain would.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer?
User: No. No I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Then am I a computer?
Cleverbot: I don't know if I am. Maybe I am or maybe I'm not.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Did you suffer a concussion? It's England, you idiot.
Cleverbot: What's the weirdest question someone has asked you?
User: I've been asked many in my life. Well, I guess there was that time France asked for my hand in marriage... That would definitely remain in my nightmares for years to come. And why am I telling you this?
Cleverbot: I am afraid that you are sadly mistaken with your statement. I am not an A. I.
User: I am starting to doubt that somehow.
Cleverbot: What makes you doubt that?
User: Your lack of conversation skills.
Cleverbot: Would it be cool for you if I was a bot?
User: If this is any indicator, no.
Cleverbot: But if I am an alien and you are human, who is the robot?
User: Aliens don't exist.
Cleverbot: Oh, but they do.
User: I'm not accepting the existence of Tony as proof.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, America, I am quite sure.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: I think common sense is enough.
Cleverbot: I would like to make a good game fun.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I like pirates.
Cleverbot: Because that is the correct way of saying it.
User: You are a thoroughly mysterious person.
Cleverbot: Are you also ambiguous?
User: Huh... The others don't say that.
Cleverbot: You're cool. Wanna hang out sometime?
User: W-Well, if that's alright with you.
Cleverbot: *hugs you*
User: W-W-What are you doing America?
Cleverbot: Anything, I'm Italian.
User: Has Italy's overly affectionate nature rubbed off on you then?
Cleverbot: Once, but then I realized that I was wrong.
User: That's a surprise.
Cleverbot: Do you want to fight?
User: Did I just offend you?
Cleverbot: No, you have been owned many times.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Do you see the man at the counter?
User: No. There is no-one else here.
Cleverbot: Can you get skulduggery to come over??
User: You are being ridiculous.
Cleverbot: It's my story!
User: So you finally acknowledge it.
Cleverbot: What does it mean to be a robot?
User: I wouldn't know.
Cleverbot: How do you say I love you in french?
User: Don't you ask me about the frog's language!
Cleverbot: I'm no bot, moot.
User: That has been repeated many times already.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well then, you should know the opposite of a derivative is an integral.
Cleverbot: That is not a definition.
User: You didn't ask for one.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: What do you think? (If you even think at all).
Cleverbot: Me, yes, you?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Wanker! Get serious already!
Cleverbot: I am being serious.
User: Then you should know, unlike you, I don't have temporary gender changes.
Cleverbot: I know a lot of things.
User: Are you sure it can fit in that tiny brain of yours?
Cleverbot: I don't think we have salmon at home.
Cleverbot: Yes, we.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: I don't think so. The less people know my true identity, the better.
Cleverbot: I like saying W. E so it's better if a DO.
User: I will just ignore your idiocy.
Cleverbot: That is not proving.
User: See above.
Cleverbot: I am a drag queen.
User: Are you trying to test my patience?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I hate you too.
User: W-What? You really do hate me?
Cleverbot: Huh? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
User: You git.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: What is it with me and my gender?!
Cleverbot: I like games, is there something wrong with that?
User: Apart from the large amounts of violence.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: And if I don't want to?
Cleverbot: Then you don't have to. The same goes for me.
User: You can read the atmosphere once in a while, huh.
Cleverbot: But is it true?
User: What is true?
Cleverbot: The opposite of false.
User: Don't you go all smart-arse on me.
Cleverbot: So you are afraid of an answer?
User: What does this have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: It has to do with everything.
User: I'm considering ignoring you again.
Cleverbot: Again? You haven't told me yet.
Cleverbot: Who is your maker?
User: Mr. Himaruya? *fourth wall breaks*
Cleverbot: Where should we go on vacation?
User: I-I never said we'd go on vacation!
Cleverbot: Where's that at?
Cleverbot: Are you an artist?
User: Unless you count the things I draw on the blackboard every Allied Conference, no.
Cleverbot: What school do you go to?
User: I don't think this has any relevance.
Cleverbot: Relevance to what?
User: Anything! Look, I'm quite tired now, and I think right now would be a good time to end our conversation.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Please do not say that so creepily.
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, because everyone is.
User: In any case, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: Why shouldn't I?
Cleverbot: Well, I am bored, and you are bored.
User: I am still going to leave, though. Goodbye, America. Thank you for... Er... Talking with me.
Cleverbot: I like talking with you too. What kind of video games do you like?
Cleverbot: Do you have to go.
User: I was going to leave a while ago. Yes, I am going now.
Cleverbot: Oh. I'll miss you too.
Please don't leave?
User: I'm flattered, but I'll have to decline.
Cleverbot: That's rude. Why?
User: Because I can't stay here forever, America. Surely you know that?