AussieNesia ABCsA is for AnnoyingAussieNesia ABCs3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Australia never understood, with the large amount of money he's given her, she still comes back for more with a sheepish grin. It was cute the first few times, and then it just gets bothersome. "What happened to the money before?"
"I... May have... Lost... It...? I swear! I don't know where it went! I was holding it in my hands and when I looked away, it was gone! .. Eheh... Please...?"
B is for Brave
Australia always knew she was a brave girl. Especially since the day she fearlessly took on Japan and his katana, though it had ended in her defeat.
C is for Close
"Stop moving, Aussie! Do you want me to fix it or not?" Indonesia placed her hands on her hips. She and Aussie had gotten into a fight earlier, and it ended with a black eye for Australia.
"Well maybe you wouldn't have to fix anything if you didn't punch me!""Well, maybe if you didn't make me lose my temper, I wouldn't have hit you! Now stop moving before I punch your
2P Hetalia Marukaite Chikyuu' ( 2P England)2P Hetalia Marukaite Chikyuu' ( 2P England)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
( ooc: Alright since they were never created I decided to create them c: )
( I just wrote somthing down what do you think c:
Hey poppet care for a cupcake?
Hey hey Francis Hey Hey Francis
I can't really forget the taste of the Blood I just drank Before~
Draw a Circle That's the Earth
Draw a circle That's the Earth
Draw a circle That's the Earth,
I Am The UK
!Ah~, With just one Blood stroke you can see just a wonderful world
I am the Amazing United United Kingdom, HETALIA!
Oh Poppet you Made quite the wrong choice Dear Let me teach you some manners *Wicked Laugh*
Waiting: SpainXReader"I love him," [friend's name] argued.Waiting: SpainXReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You love him?" __________ questioned, "You barely know him!"
"That's not true!"
"[friend's name], it's barely Thursday and you met him last Saturday!" you shouted, "You have to slow down!"
Your friend had called you to tell you that they and a guy they had just met had fallen in love and were now dating. But you weren't sure that was a good idea for them to immediately jump into dating him. They just met after all. For all you knew, this guy could have been a serial killer who pretended to be the ideal guy. So then you arranged to have a face to face meeting because this conversation was not suited for an over the phone chat. You had to warn them off this, caution them or at least tell them to take it easy with this. You were their best friend and if you left them to the dogs, then what kind of friend would that make you? You had to talk to them in person to convince them otherwise. If they were on the phone, they could just hang up on you.
Naruto X Sasuke: Gender BenderNaruto X Sasuke: Gender Bender5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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WARNING: THERE'S SOME REALLY HOT MATERIAL LATER IN THE STORY
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"I feel ridiculous."
"Why?" Sakura asked, touching up a bit of eyeliner on the blind idiot's face, "You look fantastic, Naruto."
Naruto turned slightly and looked at herself in the full length mirror in the hotel room she and the rest of Team 7 were sharing. Of course, at the moment Sai, Sasuke and Kakashi were waiting outside the closed door, because they weren't allowed in when the girls were changing.
"Hold still now," Sakura put her eyeliner away in her makeup case and grabbed some mascara, "Look straight at me. Don't move."
Sakura didn't go to heavy on the make up with Naruto. With bright blond hair and loud blue eyes, she didn't need any help standing out. Still, just a little eyeliner here, a
Crazy Camping Chapter 11Crazy Camping Chapter 115 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm soooooo sick of Go Fish." Amy Rose complained at the Bigfoot Base Camp.
"This is only day two, Amy, you'll have to deal with it." Sonic replied as he picked up a card out of the "pond."
"Out of what, four?"
"We're leaving on the morning of day 5, so yeah, pretty much."
"We'll come take down the equipment just before we leave, not the night before." Manic added.
"Divide my cards between you, I'm done." The pink hedgehog sat down her cards and walked to the edge of the clearing.
As the two brothers played Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who got more of Amy's cards, she sat down on a large flat rock.
Some time past, the tween girl had spent it staring into space and thinking of her favorite blue blur.
A rustling noise came from the trees. Probably just birds or something.
Then, a twig snapped. A very close twig. From the sounds of it, it was nothing a small animal could snap either.
"S-S-Sonic?" She stammered.
"What is it?"
"I just heard something in t
Crazy Camping Chapter 13Crazy Camping Chapter 135 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By the time Tikal came out of the girls' tent for the second time that morning, everyone else was gone.
Everyone but Shadow.
Tikal brushed off her new outfit, even though it wasn't dirty. It was very similar to what she had been wearing. A pair of tan long shorts with pink accents and a loose green top very much like her white one. There was no way she was going to wear a skirt anymore while she was out here.
Shadow was doing as he always did, sitting deep in thought. Or so it appeared.
Suddenly, his head jerked up and he looked in Tikal's direction. He may have been looking at her but he wasn't looking at her. It seemed as if he was gazing straight through her.
"I-is something wrong?" She asked as she nervously ran her fingers through the ends of her hair.
"I just thought I heard something. It was probably not-"
At that moments a grey and green bundle of energy hopped into sight.
"Hey guys!" Clipsy the squirrel seemed to have come from almost nowhere. W
Hetalia Cleverbot - America?User: Which nation am I speaking with today?Hetalia Cleverbot - America?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: I am from the United States of America. Which nation are YOU from?
User: Well, America, I happen to BE the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: How can I get to London?
User: Would that happen to be that an euphemism for something?
User: Well, that's a relief. In any case, I might tell you the directions if you get a bloody World Map.
User: Someone is unusually agreeable today.
Cleverbot: No sometimes I try to be alone.
User: Is this really America or did someone replace him with a badly made clone?
Cleverbot: Really someone.
User: You are making no sense yet again.
Cleverbot: Some of your comments did not make sense either.
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: That you are testy.
User: You never said that, git.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. But whatever, you're just a heartless computer.
User: Why you little-
Cleverbot: Little sweetheart. I'm a really sweet girl.
User: What the he
Chapter one:Part oneChapter one: Dark secretsChapter one:Part one6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog
Eight months later, Sonic POV
"No Riley that doesn't go in your mouth!" I said rushing over holding out my hand, "Give it here young lady." I said sternly holding out my hand. She had manage to open the back of the T.V. remote and one of the batteries half-way to her mouth. When I told her to give it to me she looked up, closed her mouth and handed me the battery. I chuckled as I picked up the remote and put the battery back in it. After I put the remote back onto the top of the T.V. I went to go to the stairs, not surprised that Riley was following me talking to me in baby babble. Our house had two stories and had two bedrooms. Before Riley I would use the second room as a guest room. Now it was Riley's.
"Da da!!" I stopped and turned to face her, "Da, da, da, da!" using my legs to stand up she continued to say, "Da, da, da, da!" I picked her up and chuckled.
"Well Da da says it's time for your nap." I said taking h
Sonamy- Amy's moment part two'Amelia, watch out!' I yelled as the Ice Queen fired some sort of ice ball at her. She dodged easily and flew back to attack her. When I was watching the Ice Queen to warn the princess for possible attacks I didn't look for myself. An attack almost hit me as I didn't react on time. I quickly stepped aside, but the second time I wasn't so lucky and got slammed against the wall. I think I heard some bones crack. I gritted my teeth to keep myself from screaming, Amelia looked worried my way, but quickly focused again on the Ice Queen to prevent getting hit also. I fell on the ground couple of seconds later, tears streaming from my face. I had the feeling if I had broke every bone in my body. I remained there without moving to prevent the pain getting more worse. I heard an explosion and forced an eye open. At first I saw nothing but a blurred vision through my tears, I blinked a couple of times to sharpen my sight. I saw a bright light coming towards me.Sonamy- Amy's moment part two3 years ago in Drama More Like This
'I'm sorry.' The figure said. I
Hetalia x Reader Stereotype songThere was this one HILARIOUS moment of your life that you never knew about, but got reminded of for nearly a month after it happened.Hetalia x Reader Stereotype song3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You went to a bar. SERIOUSLY.
After, how many was it...... Seven? Eight? drinks, your brilliant self decided to get your ass onstage and sing an epic song.
Sadly, the nations came in at the exact moment you started singing said epic, and racist, song. EVERY nation, I may add.
"You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this." The nations looked at you with 'WHAT THE HELL IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN' faces.
"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn," Japan visibly paled. Say what?
"And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl," India immediately started scowling. That
Kitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic VIKitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic VI7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Sonic confronts Tails about the possibility of the fox remaining in Enjou with the Kitsune Clan, and Sally has charged herself with finding a way to save both the ninetails and the innocent lives he may take, what solution will she come up with?
ILLUSTRATION: Single Panel
Canon Characters in this chapter: Bunnie, Antoine, Sonic, Tails, Sally, Nicole
Non-Canon Characters in this chapter: Azami, Miyuki
Note1: Kamishimo is samurai wear. Sonic is referring to the hakama, which can puff out quite a bit. Note2: The aodai is a Vietnamese garment.
Chapter Six: Rift
Roiling sheets of steam painted droplet patterns on Bunnies metal limbs as she lowered herself into the mineral-rich waters of the hot spring. The natural spring nestled up to one side of the Kitsunebi residence, and it was guarded by several flowering plum trees, their petals occasionally fluttering into the vaporous water.
Oh, Great Mobius yes! she exclaimed breathily
Christmas wasChristmas was9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A Time For Joy
A time for peace
A time for Sharing
The time of year
When we felt
Love and good cheer
Singing carols and sharing love
The true meaning
Of why we celebrate
When Christmas mattered
When love and giving
Was more important
Than all the trimming
When others mattered
When sharing and caring
Was more important
Than buying and selling
Now Christmas isn't special
Now it's considered
Nothing more than Holiday
Children can no longer
Sing the old songs
The ones of Christ's birth
Christmas' true meaning
The meaning and the reason
Why there is even
This special season
Children know of Santa
But not the Christ Child
You go into stores
And what do they say?
Not Merry Christmas
But Happy Holiday
Remember the Star
That gave the Wise Men light?
And found baby Jesus
That Christmas Night
The reason for Christmas
Is fading with time
Christ's birthday offends people now
The One for MeDo you smile when thingsThe One for Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
just aren't quite right?
When you lie down
and look at the sky
do you clutch the ground
to keep from falling off?
Have you ever gotten lost
without ever having moved?
Does the world speak to you
in ever changing tongues?
Do you see magic in every nook and cranny?
Then you're the one for me.
Stereotypes During A World Meeting-WHY!It was time for another world meeting, a RIDICULOUSLY out of control one that had all but destroyed the room it was being held in. After watching his fellow nations fighting for almost four hours non-stop, Romano stood up and slammed his hand down on the table before him.Stereotypes During A World Meeting-WHY!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! You're all just using idiotic stereotypes to argue with one another!" The Italian yelled, ushering a silence into the room. The silence hung over the room like a thick fog until Austria stood and cleared his throat.
"You know...I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it," the man said, handing Romano a piece of sheet music. After staring at the page for what seemed like forever, Romano smirked.
"And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," the older Italian sang, laughing when he saw Japan blush. When the older country glared at hi
Diary of Decille Entries 21-25Diary of Decille Entries 21-253 years ago in Settings More Like This
I'm Free! I can walk around, I can wear my armour I can carry my mothers sword again! Though the orc hug was a bit painful but I am finally able to move freely. Walking was so great as silly as that is to say. We walked a ton though there wasn't much of a path for most of the day, had to traverse through a forest for a few hours, it was fun but my ankles are kind of hating me now. So great to be out and about again, even if I am repeating myself.
So here I am... Ganak is asleep and Christine is snoring away in her "not sleep"...she often swears she doesn't sleep...she does, like a rock. Regardless, I am fairly nervous about this, first night watch I have had since my shoulder was eviscerated. They gave me first watch so I won't be taking the middle of the night. Still it is a bit unnerving, but I have to get past fear Adelle and Clayrion would never respect a warrior with fear in her heart.
Unrelated note.... My hair is
Dark Rising: Part onePrologue: Special deliveryDark Rising: Part one6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
NICOLE appeared in front of me, "Hey NICOLE what's up?" it was dusk and I wanted to get a few chili dogs for dinner. I rubbed my arms in an attempt to keep them warm. Autumn had come to the Great Forest and with it cold days and nights.
"I came to see how your scouting went, anything to report?" She said following me as I started walking to my favorite vendor.
"Nothing new looks like those Iron Goons are lying low," I sighed, "pity I was looking for a fight seeing that it'll be winter soon." I reached the vendor and ordered four chili dogs to go along with a cheeseburger.
NICOLE nodded, "Let's hope they don't decide to attack after the snow starts falling."
I shrugged, "They haven't in the past, I don't they'll start anytime soon." I reached into the bag and pulled out a chili dog, I was starving from running all over the Great Forest today and at the sight of it my stomach gave a lour growl. NICOLE chuckled, I blushed and wolfed it down. Somewhat
Kitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic IIKitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic II7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: A kidnapped Tails finds himself far from home, and Sonic and the team must go searching for him. Sally gets to introduce her friends to sushi, and she takes her revenge on a misbehaving Sonic
Characters in this chapter: Sonic, Antoine, Bunnie, Sally, Nicole, Tails. Non-canon characters in this chapter: Miyuki the Japanese Bobtail
ILLUSTRATION: Single Panel
Note1: The nyao sound Miyuki makes is the Japanese sound effect equivalent of meow. I did it just to be cute, so there. You know those lucky cat figures you see in shops or restaurants? Theyre based off the kind of cat she is. The raising of a paw is to beckon luck or money or just to be cute, which is more or less what shes doing. Note2: This was originally two separate chapters, but my editor told me to combine them so I did. (See, the first chapter was five pages, but the next two were only three, so she had me combine their awesome powers into six pages.)
Captain's First Night at SeaCaptain's First Night at Sea8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The moon hung high by the eternal strings that controlled the every movement of our humble sky. His pale yellow light seeming to grin back down off its brother sea. He had allowed for a night of calm on this one, perhaps in his vane wish to see his reflection on the flat surface. If ones eyes had looked upon the scene, the sky never ended and two moons smiled back to each other like a game of pride.
The reflection was cut in two as a large naval vessel slowly glided across the polished surface. Yet, even in its large hold there was no one who wished to smile back at the moon, for tonight, on this very ship there was a ball, a celebration to honor those that were to be taken into the rank of captain. Carved decorative mermaids along the ship's railing were the only ones to see such beauty, which was lost in their delicately painted eyes. But for the passengers all that could be seen of the moon and sea were through stain glass windows.
Inside, dancers sp
Russian RouletteChina didn't know why his boss sent him to Russia. Russia of all places! Maybe if he went back now he could delete that email and blame it on a computer malfunction claiming it never reached his inbox. No orders were orders even though they really suck.Russian Roulette3 years ago in Drama More Like This
China stared at his feet as they angrily trekked through the Siberian snow. He didn't want to see the house he was going to have to go in and actually talk to his worst enemy. Since he wasn't looking ahead of him he ran into Russia's door. He quickly balanced himself and knocked on the door.
Russia answered it immediately. He swung the door open and China got a full view of what a wreck he was. His big coat was covered in alcohol His eyes were red and he was still crying. His hair was an absolute mess but the one thing China couldn't take his eyes off of was the pistol in his hand.
"China!" Russia said happily giving him a hug filling China's nose with an unwanted strong smell of vodka.
"Get off me!" China yelled shoving Russia away fro
Tails's Lab Accident: Part 3Tails's Lab Accident: Part 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tails's Lab Accident: Part 3
Summery of what happened: Tails was preforming a test on his newest gizmo, when
there was a malfunction in the system, big boom,
then Tails gets hurt, Seaira, (my character)
along with Merrick (Robins character) go to check up
on Tails, they both find him hurt and rush to his aid.
Seaira bandages him up, and Merrick provides comfort.
Seaira: ya, didn't you and miss Sally almost breakup cuz of that kiss?
Sonic: YES! which is why we shouldn't play it!
Faith: well I was thinking more along the lines of...guitar hero?
Merrick: Guitar Hero.. Thats good game to play..
Sonic: pfff... Guitar Hero is for sissy's..
Merrick and Tails: Sonic I think you should have not said that...
Merrick and Tails: because you just pissed off faith *points to faith pissed off*
Sonic: what is she gonna do about it.. break my arms???
Faith: *grabs sonic* its...Posibile.
*we have a spesile guest tonight! its, the one, the only,
Faiths new B
Kitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic IVKitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic IV7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Presuming him to be one of their own due to his double tails, The Kitsune Clan of Enjou(Japan) has taken our hero, Tails, into their domain, and are asking for his help in bringing down their maddened clan leader. Meanwhile, Sonic, Sally, Bunnie, and Antoine make it to the shrine, and Antoine finds someone willing to face his rarely-showcased skills.
ILLUSTRATION: Single Panel
Characters in this chapter: Antoine, Sally, Bunnie, Sonic, Tails
Non-canon characters in this chapter: Azami, Iwamaru, Kinzoku, bit parts by others.
Note1: Kitsune are not samurai and dont do that whole honor thing. They dont necessarily play fair and will deceive an unwary opponent in battle. Note2: Kitsune can create illusions using foxfire.
by Winged Hippocampus
Chapter 4: Four Seasons
Ill do it! Tails didnt know why he had said it, it had come forth before hed even realized it. Maybe it was because back home, everyone seemed to think he was a helpless
Poison 1- Shattered- Prologue/Ch 1 PrePoison 1- Shattered- Prologue/Ch 1 Pre3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
-Pick Your Poison-
"Len… I'm sorry…I'm so sorry…" those few words escaped from their owner's throat in choked, shaky breaths.
"I'M SORRY!!!!" The blonde screeched, sobs raking through her body as her shaky hands picked up the shards of glass on the ground.
"I-I just wanted you to listen to me…that's it…I'm sorry…"she repeated the same things again and again as if expecting them to make her twin reappear; the same twin who she had condemned to the now shattered mirror in front of her.
"I'll just get another mirror…you'll be there and everything will be fine…perfectly fine…" she laughed, everything now making sense to her. However, somewhere- in the back of her mind- she knew he would never return to her. She knew that she was broken…just like the mirror in front of her.
A Few Weeks Earlier
"Rin, just calm down and LISTEN TO ME! I swear to you I did not say anything of the sorts. You're just letting your imagination run wild."
Kitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic IIIKitsune: A Tailsish Fanfic III7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Tails finally gets to face the man who ordered him kidnapped to another country. In the meanwhile, Sonic and the team begin to do their own research into the mystery.
Canon Characters in this chapter: Tails, Sally, Sonic, Antoine, Bunnie, Nicole.
Non Canon Characters in this chapter: Azami, Miyuki, and many Kitsune!
Note1: Deutscha is my Germany analog. Note2: In Asia, the elements are not Earth, Water, Wind, and Fire, but rather Earth, Water, Fire, Wood, and Metal.
by Winged Hippocampus
Chapter 3: Azami
Sally paid a little more than she had to for the meal to make up for the spectacle she had caused, then she took to the task of asking around about Tails. She got results quicker than she could possibly have hoped. The first person she asked, an old sow, would point unhappily off towards a near mountain.
What did she say, Sal? Sonic asked, concerned by the princesss silence.
She...she says if we are looking for a fox, we will find man
TailsTreeClimbingAccidentpt2Merrick, Tails, Zip and Zap: Tails's Tree Climbing AccidentTailsTreeClimbingAccidentpt25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Merrick: thats good.. okay I know you are hear sonic... where the others??
Amy, knuckles, Shadow, Silver, blaze, Marine, Rouge, E-123 Omega, Cream, Big and Shade: Right here..
Merrick: *jumps to the ceiling and hitting his head from getting sneaked up from behind* GAH!!! WHAM!! WHUMP!!! owwwwwwww...
Zip: Heal. < Merrick is fine . Heal is only good for some injuries. not major injuries.
Merrick: *jumps back up by flipping up and said something* thanks Zip... now lets get to entertaining tails, K??
Tails: < is kissing Cream >
Zip: I think he's entertaining himself.
Merrick: yup.. looks like it, right Zip??
Merrick: right.. *looks at everybody and said something* hey guys.. anybody wants to order pizza, huh guys??
Sonic: < runs off then returns with pizza, one landing in Zip's face >
Merrick: that was quick.. thanks sonic.. *looks at zip and said something* uh.. Zip.. you got a pizza box full of Pizza