Stereotypes During A World Meeting-WHY!It was time for another world meeting, a RIDICULOUSLY out of control one that had all but destroyed the room it was being held in. After watching his fellow nations fighting for almost four hours non-stop, Romano stood up and slammed his hand down on the table before him.Stereotypes During A World Meeting-WHY!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! You're all just using idiotic stereotypes to argue with one another!" The Italian yelled, ushering a silence into the room. The silence hung over the room like a thick fog until Austria stood and cleared his throat.
"You know...I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it," the man said, handing Romano a piece of sheet music. After staring at the page for what seemed like forever, Romano smirked.
"And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," the older Italian sang, laughing when he saw Japan blush. When the older country glared at hi
Persona 4: The Drinking Game Every time Rise flirts with the MC, take a sip.Persona 4: The Drinking Game6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Every time Rise is called Risette, take a sip.
Every time Naoto is referred to as the Detective Prince, take a sip.
Every time Yosuke denies that hes gay, take a sip.
Every time Yosuke says something that makes him seem gay, take two sips.
Every time the Midnight Channel comes on, take a sip.
Every time a character dies in-battle, take a sip.
Every time the girls terrible cooking is mentioned, take two sips.
Every time you see Mystery Food X, take three sips.
Every time Dojima drinks or smokes, take a sip.
Every time Nanako says big bro, take a sip.
Every time you go awwww at Nanako, take two sips.
Every time Naoto speaks in a high voice, take sip.
Every time someone blushes, take a sip.
Every time Igor messes up a fusion, drink half a bottle and swear at him.
THE Zombie Survival Guide*This part is for newbies. Skip down to the dashes if you already know this stuff.*THE Zombie Survival Guide4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, so first of all, a zombie is a reanimated corpse that lurches around looking for human flesh. Different breeds may be reasoned with, or even "cured" back to the original personality. However, the most typical zombies:
-Are incoherent. They will not be reasoned with or threatened.
-They don't sleep.
-They seem to like brains, but most will settle for a nice hunk of your flesh.
-The come in different speeds, from crawling to shambling to running. Most are shambling along at a slow slow walk.
-They do not drown or asphyxiate.
-Some will burn easily while others will not burn at all.
-Most zombies will "die" from severe damage to the head.
-It is said they are attracted by sound, but this varies.
-VERY IMPORTANT: The most dangerous thing about zombies is that if they bite you and you die before your brain is destroyed, you will come back to life as ANOTHER ZOMBIE. That's how they spread their numbers
Six Word Storymy mother kept smiles in bottlesSix Word Story3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
SCORPIOSCORPIOSCORPIO5 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Polarity - Negative
Modality - Fixed
Element - Water
*Ruled by: Pluto. Pluto rules over transformation.
Major Traits: Passionate, obsessive
Intense, compelling personality, and a creature of extremes.
The Sunny Side
Vibrant, magnetic, and passionate, you're a person of depth and complexity who participates in life fully. You're perceptive and sensual and your senses are alert. So are your powers of observation. As Scorpion, you're aware of the spoken message as well as the subtext and the body language, and you can't help relishing the melodrama of it all. Your insights into human psychology are discerning, in part because you have such a wide range of experience.Your mood changes between excstatic heights and nightmarish depths, and there's hardly an emotion that you haven't felt right down to your soul. You're also curious about other people. Although you value your privacy and are often quite reticent, you're skilled at ferreti
Palletshipping. Truth. Ang+PlPalletshipping. Truth. Ang+Pl4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
PalletShipping / OriginalShipping
Kind of sad, gentle story.
Red/Green Ash/Gary Satoshi/Shigeru
English, original version, wroten by: Marrl.
Link is in description.
Pierwsze płatki śniegu spadały z nieba. Lądowały wszędzie: na dachach fomóe, na wilgotnych kamieniach i na włosach ludzi, którzy byli na zewnątrz. Wiatr był zimny, mimo tego, że było dzisiaj spokojnie. Chłodna pogoda nie przeszkadzała przechodniom, ponieważ nosili ciepłe ubrania. I, oczywiście, rozgrzewała ich także panująca atmosfera. Nawet gdy niebo stało się czarne jak smoła, kolorowe światełka migotały wszędzie na klasycznych, sklepowych znakach i w gablotach. W niektórych miejscach w miastach stały choinki. Udekorowane były kolorowymi girlandami razem z wieloma rodzajami bombek. Tak, to święta Bożego Narodzen
Dancing Against the Seven Destinies 10Dancing Against the Seven Destinies 102 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Don't freak out don't freak out don't freak out
Taking heed to the panicked mantra continually played in her head, Katlyn schooled her face to show only curiosity rather than the dread she felt at the Turks potentially already finding her out as she asked, "Yes?"
As the future leader of the Turks adjusted the cuffs of his sleeves, Tseng responded, "May I have a moment of your time? I just want to ask a few questions."
THAT doesn't sound good. "Sure, I guess. What did you want to know?" Katlyn replied, shrugging her shoulders. She once again sent a word of thanks to Minerva's assistants for forcing her to go through all those acting lessons, including the ones on how to lie. Otherwise, she knew she would've been totally screwed, and not in a good way.
"Have you listened to the radio lately?"
Well, she could thankfully answer this one honestly "Not really. I mean, I've heard a glimpse of it on my
Hetalia Cleverbot - America?User: Which nation am I speaking with today?Hetalia Cleverbot - America?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: I am from the United States of America. Which nation are YOU from?
User: Well, America, I happen to BE the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: How can I get to London?
User: Would that happen to be that an euphemism for something?
User: Well, that's a relief. In any case, I might tell you the directions if you get a bloody World Map.
User: Someone is unusually agreeable today.
Cleverbot: No sometimes I try to be alone.
User: Is this really America or did someone replace him with a badly made clone?
Cleverbot: Really someone.
User: You are making no sense yet again.
Cleverbot: Some of your comments did not make sense either.
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: That you are testy.
User: You never said that, git.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. But whatever, you're just a heartless computer.
User: Why you little-
Cleverbot: Little sweetheart. I'm a really sweet girl.
User: What the he
Lock Me Up And Leave Me BeLock Me Up And Leave Me Be2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I do not want to live in this world. I want to live in the world of magic. I would sacrifice all I know; machine, physics, human history, the people I know and love all of it for the world in my dreams.
Everything is made of magic, there is no such thing as "logic", technology, leaders of power. There is no one to tell you you're "pure", "innocent", "demented" or "evil". The world holds good & evil, peace & chaos together evenly, without bias or bigotry. There's no hatred or favoritism.
Humans do not rule the world, no one does. The only thing that rules the inhabitants is themselves. And it works. Perfectly. Man isn't even the main populace of the world, if anything man is the most rare race, like it should be. The world is full of different races who are all equal. Beings of myth and faerie tales, creatures of dreams and nightmares. They are all equal.
Memory of a Nightmare Ch. 1Memory of a NightmareMemory of a Nightmare Ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A world filled with darkness
It was dark. Then again, it had always been pitch black. I could not remember any other world but the one filled with black. I could not remember my name or my origins, not even what the other world was like, the world that wasn’t black. I wasn’t even sure there was another world.
There was no way to tell time in this world. I may have been stuck there for minutes, days, or years. I could have assumed a second to be a minute or a minute a second. Thus, I cannot say when the light came. All I can say is that it burned my eyes.
“Hey! I think she’s waking up!” A child was looking down at me. She smiled brightly when I moved. A similar looking boy came up behind her.
“Wow! Lady, are you okay?” he que
NEW 100 Themes Challenge~THE 100 THEMES~NEW 100 Themes Challenge6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
5. Break Up
6. New Love
9. You and Me
10. I Do
12. DO NOT ENTER
15. Kings, Queens, and Jokers
16. Run Free
17. Where are the Crackers?
19. R is for Revenge
21. Do You Want To Know?
24. Rocks Aren't the Same
27. Freedom Isn't Free
32. Dying Fire
33. Breaking Point
37. Don't Go
40. Due Date
41. Sealed in Blood
45. Be a Man
46. Go For a Swim
47. Am I Dreaming?
48. Too Good To Be True
51. Elemental Tempest
52. Too Late
53. But I DIDN'T Do It
56. Lucky 13
57. I'm In
58. Slightly Disturbed
65. Black and White
69. Broken Promise
70. All the Little
America x Reader: Romantic SummerAmerica x Reader: Romantic Summer3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
You were so excited about today. Your summer had unfortunately been rather uneventful, but today you were going to the beach with a ton of your friends and most importantly .Alfred.
You had been friends with Alfred for some time now and though you weren't even sure how it happened, you had managed to fall for him. His charming eyes, adorable smile and laugh, cheerful and carefree nature, and .well everything! Everything about Alfred F. Jones was what you had been looking for in a guy your entire life.
Grabbing the last of your things and throwing them into your bag, you took off for the beach.
Getting out of your car and heading for the dunes, you were honestly a bit worried. You hadn't picked out an exact meeting spot with all your friends so you were hoping you could find them.
"____________!" a familiar voice called.
Your whole body lit up that was the voice that warmed you inside and out.
"Hey Alfred!" you called back, turning around just i
Ranger Rescue Team! Go!Ranger Rescue Team! Go!2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Your desire to help people in need You the qualifications to be a Pokemon Ranger."
Your strong motivation to become a Pokemon Ranger
How you live in harmony with Pokemon and strive to protect nature every day
How you selflessly go to the help of those in need
How you've trained and built your body to become a Ranger
All this I've come to understand and appreciate all the seven letters you've sent me
I would like to meet you.
I want to see for myself if you are truly worthy of becoming a Ranger.
I will be waiting for you in Fall City harbor next Sunday.
You'll find an enclosed ticket to Fall City and an official Pokemon Ranger uniform.
Wear it and wait for me.
With the uniform on, I won't have trouble finding you.
I look forward to seeing you.
Leader of Ringtown Ranger Base"
This was the letter read by a young man named Robert. He was determined to be the next Super Ranger and then be able to help other regions, but first
Memory of a Nightmare Ch. 2Chapter 2Memory of a Nightmare Ch. 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I found myself surrounded by fire once more. However, this time I was close enough to get burned. I had no control over my actions as my body walked forward, through the flames, and wasn't hurt in any way. I looked over to someone who was talking in the same scratchy language as the little girl in my other dream. I turned to the man fully and saw that he was like some of the people I had seen at the festival, as he had ears that resembled a wolf and a tail to match. He spoke again for a moment before waiting. it was only a couple seconds later when I heard a sigh coming from my own mouth. Then, as if I understood what they had said, I spoke in the language. The man nodded curtly and walked away. I soon found myself abruptly looking upon two other people- the two I had met at the festival. They were shaking from what seemed like fear and flinched when I spoke again. Once the monologue was finished, They nodded the same way before running away. However, once they
Przepis Ith. - Piankowe KakaoPrzepis Ith. - Piankowe Kakao3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
3 łyżeczki curku
1,5 łyżeczki kakao
3 łyżki śmietany 30%
250 ml gorącego mleka
Cukier, kakao oraz śmietanę,
szybko z energią dobrą mieszamy!
Potem już tylko mleko do kubka,
i oto woda życia słodziutka!
A kilka razy kręcimy łyżką,
żeby nam z pianką kakao wyszło!