Summer Memories- HetaliaxReader"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"
Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.
"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"
You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."
"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.
"I said no." You put on your best serious face.
"But _____!" Alfred pouted, still holding Francis underwater, "We're gonna play football and we won't have even teams if you don't get in!"
"You could ask Arthur to play." You pointed out.
"But he's boring!" whined Francis, finally resurfacing.
"Hey!" shouted Arthur, looking from his book on the chair next to you, "I am not, Frog!"
"Oui… You are." Francis said seriousl
O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader"Mein Gott…"O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ay Dios mio…."
"I know, right?"
You and your three friends stared up at your ten foot tall Christmas tree in wonder.
"And you want us to decorate this…?" asked Gilbert, turning his red eyes on you.
"I'll help of course."
"_____.... This is going to take forever." Francis pointed out.
"Do you have a ladder?" Antonio asked, the gears turning in his head.
"Yes, yes I do, Antonio. Thank you for trying to help!" you stuck your tongue out at the other two and went to go grab the ladder from your garage.
"Well, gentlemen." Gil announced as soon as you had gone, "I see we have a mission."
"Yes, we do." Francis nodded solemnly.
"Wait, are you talking about decorating the Christmas tree or seducing ____?" asked Antonio, not quite grasping the plan.
"_______ of course!" shouted Gil and Francis simultaneously.
"So, what's the plan?" Gil asked his friends, mischief glinting in his eyes.
"I've got gingerbread cookies!" you shouted delightedly, skipping into th
BTTxReader- Nap Time"Come on! Get up, you lazy asses!"BTTxReader- Nap Time3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."
"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.
"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.
"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"
"A better one than yours, apparently."
"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."
"Come on, _____. You know you vant to come nap vith us." Gil opened his bright red eyes, looking up at you mischievously.
You rolled your eyes. This was the problem being the only girl in the house… You were the only sane one. You didn't know why you had agreed to move in with the three men-or more accurately boys. It was probably because you had thought them all gay at th
Hetaliaxreader Skype and PizzaHetaliaxreader Skype and PizzaHetaliaxreader Skype and Pizza3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Feli, Lovi what do you want to do while we are waiting for the pizzas?" You asked your two italian friends. Your friend Feliciano or Feli called you this morning and asked you if you wanted to help him and his brother Lovino to make pizzas. You happily accepted it and walked to their house and make some pizzas. Now that they are in the oven you didn't know what do do.
"I don't know" Lovi said
"I know! Why not see if someone is online on skype and asked them to come over!" Feli suggested
"Sure!" You said happily
"It's fine as long as we don't invite tomato freak and thet perverted french guy" Lovi said annoyed.
"I can agree with you about Francis though" You said and sat beside Feli who who turn on his laptop
"I just don't want that tomato bastard to come!" Lovi said determinded. Feli logged in on his account and you saw some of your friends that was online.
"Hehe Al is online" You said
"Let's ask him!" Feli said and invited Alfred on a conversation with
Sexting Gone Wrong [HETALIA STYLE]WARNING: Title self-explanatory! Protect your kids from reading this if necessary! Kids, if you're reading this....I'm not responsible for any scarring! XD This is purely a parody! No harm intended!Sexting Gone Wrong [HETALIA STYLE]3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Dammit Kiku, I’m DONE!! I’m sick of you always hatin’ on my English dubbin’ of anime episodes!! WE’RE. OVER!!" America snapped as he stormed out into the hallway, towards the front door.
"FINE! REAVE!! I wirr finarry be abre to watch horror movies in peace!!" Japan retorted with a huff and a shaking fist, following the blonde out. America stopped in his tracks and glared over his shoulder.
"Annnnd I’m takin’ Miku Hatsune with me!" He picked up the body pillow of the famed blue-haired idol from the couch. A smirk spread across his face when Japan gasped in horror.
"It is Hatsune Miku, baka—"
"—and do not dare take h
Hetalia x reader: stupid autocorrectYeah yeah so there's some bad language yanno if you can't Handle it dont read you yanno the drill or whatever . Enjoy~!Hetalia x reader: stupid autocorrect3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Italy: Hey _____~! Can you gets some penis at the store?
_____: Ummmm, I don't think they sell penis at the store other than a dildo . 😐
Italy: Noob!!I meant pasta!
____: I'm not a noob!!!
Russia: come and fuck Prussia
____: but but... I don't want to T-T
Prussia: awww why not _____ you know you want my 5 centimeters
_____: i knew it was small!!
___: what is with people calling me a noob !!!!!!
England: America! Whore the hell are you?
America: Yes, yes I am.
Japan: I'm an oatmeal and proud of it!
____: and I'm a
HetaliaxReader- AirportYour flight touched down at five o'clock. By 5:05 you had scampered your way down to the baggage claim. Nothing was going to keep you in that airport any longer! You opened up your phone. There were ten texts- from him! A shiver ran up your spine and you grinned. Who knew this guy was so clingy? Not that you minded… You thought it was kind of sweet. Your phone rang and you answered.HetaliaxReader- Airport3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"_____ where are you?" Asked a familiar voice.
"I'm at the baggage claim… Why?"
"That's perfect! I'll be right there!"
"Wait, what? Are you here? Right now?"
"Yes. I came to pick you up from the airport. See you in a little bit. Bye!" Click. He had hung up the phone.
You sighed, shook your head and started forward again. It was time to go home-Finally.
Photo Booth [Hetalia: Bad Touch Trio x Reader]Being at an amusement park had its benefits, for sure.Photo Booth [Hetalia: Bad Touch Trio x Reader]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"There's a photo booth over there, guys! Let's go take some photos!" Your voice was full of glee as you skipped toward the small photo booth, an eerie black curtain blocking the inside from the outside world of chaos. Ludwig sighed and turned away, muttering, "No thanks," as he and Feliciano went to get some cotton candy from a nearby vendor; however, Antonio, Francis and Gilbert did the opposite.
"Kesese—of course little [Name] wants to take pictures with the Awesome Me!" Gilbert declared triumphantly with excitement shining in his red eyes. He hooked his arm with yours around the elbow as you giggled uncontrollably (must've been that soda you had earlier), dragging you into the booth. He glared at the money slot and squinted, grumbling, "Three… dollars. Tche! How un-awesome!" as he unwillingly pulled out his wallet.
As a small warning, you could hear Francis yelling, "Oi, wait up for moi!" and Antonio shouting, "Poco tomate, just
Sweet Revenge BTTxReaderSweet Revenge BTTxReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bad Touch TrioxReader
"FRANSIS BONNEFOY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!" You screamed running after the laughing frenchman.
Sliding around a corner, you jumped down the stairs of the small house you shared with the three members of BTT.
Francis had gone to far.
He could slap your ass, he could steal kisses, but he could NOT take your last bar of chocolate.
To others this would seem silly. Its just chocolate right?
You were a chocoholic and proud of it! And you deserved that chocolate damn it! You had a shitty day at work and you were looking forward to that bar all day.
For some reason it was the only one in your secret stash drawer. You were pretty sure you had atleast three in there. But before you could consider, Francis had leaned over your shoulder and snatched it away.
Running into the living room, your foot caught on something, causing you to fall face first onto to the floor.
10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland3 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Speak in a very phony british accent when around him.
9. Everytime he speaks to you, reply with "Jolly good, govena!!"
8. Call him a "nit."
7. Tell him that most of his kings were either French or Viking and that there is no true Anglo Saxon.
6. Claim to have made some "fish and chips" and tell him he can't have any.
5. Remind him constantly how Francis is a better cook than him.
4. When he says something surprising, reply with "Blimey!"
3. Use the term "bloody hell" around him.
2. Invite him to a tea party. When he asks where it is, say Narnia.
And the number one way to annoy Arthur Kirkland?
1. Run down the highway by his house, late at night, screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"
HetaliaxReader- Airport- England"_____!" yelled a familiar, British voice, "_____, over here!"HetaliaxReader- Airport- England3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You turned to find Arthur running up to you, a brown paper bag in hand.
"Arthur!" you grinned, holding your arms out for a hug. He squeezed you tight, letting you bury your face in his shoulder and snuggle close to him, "I missed you…" you whispered as you tilt your head up to look into his brilliant green eyes.
He chuckled, kissing the top of your head, "I missed you too, duckling. I brought some scones with me, though, a little welcome home gift. I worked all day making them so I hope you like them." Arthur presented the brown paper bag to you, smiling expectantly.
"O-Oh… Yeah. Thanks, Arty. That's real nice of you." You took the sack from him and take out one of the scones, taking a delicate nibble of it and scrunching up your nose at the taste. "These are great, honey." You told Arthur, "Your best ones yet!"
"I'm so glad you think so, Love! I made us a whole meal for dinner to go with them, too!" He beamed at you, as ha
BTTXReader: Birthday Cake and Fried ChickenBTTXReader: Birthday Cake and Fried Chicken3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"How do I look, [Name]?" asks Francis as he struts around in a dashing suit and tie.
"You look like a fool," You lie, eyes falling upon Antonio as he emerges from a dressing room.
"I look pretty cool, no?" Antonio asks now, adjusting the ridiculous sombrero. You nod approvingly to him, and that makes him smile widely.
"Well I think you look like a fool," Francis pouts and crosses his arms, then struts off to his dressing room after winking at a shopper, nearly making her swoon.
You sit on one of many black stools as the two come and go in various outfits, France swearing that he looks dead sexy in all of them. And, although he doesn't look too bad in any of them, you enjoy seeing his look of disappointment as he trudges back off to change again upon your harsh disapproval.
After a moment, Antonio comes back out, wearing his normal clothes. "I don't think this place is good for party clothes," he says with a sigh and sits nex
NordicsxLittle!Reader Bad Influence Norway-Age 8-NordicsxLittle!Reader Bad Influence Norway3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alright we need more food or I'm gonna die." Denmark complained it was a Sunday afternoon the sun was shining and the whole family was in the living watching (favorite show) because it was (name)'s turn to choose, the only one who had a problem with it was Iceland. Norway sighed and went into the kitchen where Denmark was and looked into the fridge he was right they were running low on food, if you didn't count all the fish Mr. Puffin had reserved for himself.
"Alright I'll go shopping, (name) you wanna come?"
"Yeah, Uncle Iceland do you wanna come too?"
"Pfff, no." He said rudely and went for the remote and changed the channel to Supernatural.
"Oh, um next time then?" Iceland shrugged his gaze never left the TV, by now everyone felt the tension between (name) and Iceland but never really addressed. (Name) would just brush it off, but it started to get her, only a little, anyway she went upstairs and came back down with her jacket and followed Norway out to the car. They arriv
10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones3 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Steal his hamburgers.
9. Ask him when he will get a new flag already.
8. Continuously remind him just how much money he owes China.
7. Mistake him for Canada.
6. Constantly remind him how much bigger Canada is than him..often..
5. Mention that Canada also kicked his ass in the war that went on between them.
4. When watching a movie with him, point out every British or Canadian actor.
3. Tell him that he wouldn't have gotten very far without England when he got his independence.
2. Ask him what side he was on during the Civil War.
And the number one way to annoy Alfred F. Jones?
1. When walking with him, point to every random object you see and tell him that is was a stopping point for the Underground Railroad.
Good Morning - BTT x ReaderBad Touch Trio x ReaderGood Morning - BTT x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Ah !" You cursed and sat up in bed, holding your hands to your face. Red stuff dripped down your face and your fingers, and you tried not to get any on the sheets, although the pillow was already stained.
"Great. This is really just great," you mumbled to yourself, holding your nose with one hand. One of the few days you get to sleep in, and you were woken up early by a nosebleed.
Was there a better way to start off the day?
"Ah, buenos días, _______!"
"Kesesesese! Nice, _______!"
"Ohonhonhon, what happened this time?"
Oh, look, there it was.
You were sorry you asked.
The man with silver hair was already strutting around your room, and the blonde peeked out from behind the door. The Spaniard was leaning against your wall leisurely with a happy smile.
You blinked and stared at the three of them with wide eyes. "How did you even get in here?" You swore the door was locked. It didn't really matter to you that they wer
He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::“I WILL KILL YOU!”He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telli
Touchy-Feely (Awesome Trio x Reader)Touchy-Feely (Awesome Trio x Reader)Touchy-Feely (Awesome Trio x Reader)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Pop, pop, pop. The popcorn in the microwave softly beat out a tune, to which you gladly submitted to. A sigh of relief escaped your lips. “Home! Finally...” you breathed to yourself. Today had been a long, tiring day in which your main duty had been to deal with aggravating, ungrateful, belligerent people whose days’ had suddenly become ten times more important than yours.
You flopped down on your couch clad in baggy pajama pants and a tank top. “Time for a Doctor Who marathon,” you said, taking up your remote and pointing it at the television. You wrapped a fluffy blanket around your shoulders for extra warmth. “And no one’s gonna—”
Your sentence was cut off as a loud pounding on the door. Your gaze snapped to it in annoyance and you let out a loud groan. Begrudgingly, you stood from your comfortable position on the couch and shuffled to it. Whoever it is better be ready to pay...
The Skilled Art of Flirting: Hetalia x Fem!ReaderThe Skilled Art of Flirting!The Skilled Art of Flirting: Hetalia x Fem!Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warning: Hetalia men are flirting with YOU! Also there are a few curse words!
“Ravioli, ravioli!” Veneziano cheered and served the pasta. “Bella, won’t you give me your numberoli?”
“That’s so cute, Veneziano. You made number and ravioli rhyme!” You giggled at his silly pick up line.
Francis sat down beside you and put his arm around your shoulder. His sultry voice mumbled low into your ear. “If you chose him, he’ll make you breakfast every day, but if you chose me, I’ll be your breakfast every day. Je t’aime.”
“Wine bastard! Fratello! Let me show you how it is done!” Romano strolled into the room and locked eyes with you. “Rose are red. Violets are blue. Damn. Let me kiss you!”
“Blunt, but straight to the point.” You smiled.
The testosterone levels were rising. Why were these men being extra flirty today? V
Sick! Allies x Reader: It's our turn“Achoo!” a sneeze left the sick American’s mouth. “I hate being sick.”Sick! Allies x Reader: It's our turn2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Ai-ya. Cover your mouth when you sneeze!” China yelled sneezing into a tissue. “That’s how this all started.”
“Would you all get back to your rooms?” You asked them. You have had the Allies over for a meeting the few nights before when they all woke up coughing and sneezing so you decided that you would take care of them until they felt better.
“Sorry, ______.” England sneezed. “We’ll try to stay out of your way, poppet.”
“You guys aren’t in my way but if you want to get better I suggest you get back to bed!” You shooed the men out of your kitchen towards the hallway.
“But Sunflower…” Russia said as you turned into his room.
“Don’t you Sunflower me.” You told the large country as you pulled the sheets over him. “You guys need your rest.” You walked
HetaliaxReader- Airport- China"_____. I am here to pick you up." declared a thickly accented voice from behind you.HetaliaxReader- Airport- China3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Wang Yao!" you squealed in delight, spinning around to hug the Chinese man.
"Yes. I said I would pick you up from the airport at five thirty." Wang Yao looks puzzled,
"Did you not hear me?"
You blushed, "No… I heard. It's just… Wow, you're right on time!" You let out a nervous little laugh.
"Yes, well, what do you want to do now…?"
Your stomach growled, "How about dinner…?"
Wang Yao nodded, "Sounds perfect. What would you like?"
"Chinese sounds delicious but I don't think there are any Chinese restaurants around here…"
"Don't be silly, ____. There's one right here." Wang Yao looked down at you, head tilted slightly, eyeing you over with a puzzled look.
"What? No there's-" And then you looked around. The airport was filled with many restaurants, shops and houses. The people bustling along the street were all of Asian descent and seemed to be off to jobs of some kind or another. A sign hung just above
HetaliaXLittle!Reader: nation Picnic"Hey Alfred~" the cute little nation smiled up at the tall American. "Hey (name)!!" He yelled kneeling down and hugging her. (Name) blushed and giggled. "So how are ya enjoying the nation party?" (Name) looked around at all the nations around the park, throwing footballs, arguing and having a good time. "It's fun!" Alfred smiled at how cute she was. "(Name)!! Come er' lassie!" (Name) saw Scotland calling her over. She quickly said bye to Alfred before running to the Scottish man. "Scottie!!" (Name) squeaked jumping into his arms. "Ahah ey lassie how ar' Ye doin?" She giggled at his accent "I'm great!" Just then the BTT walked behind them soaked and holding water guns. "Ey!! Did you guys bring your swimsuits?" Spain asked. (Name) smiled "yeah I did! England has it, BRB!!" (Name) jumped out of Allistors arms and ran to go get England. "Ah still canne believe England got the cute little thing." Allistor said "Sí." France scowled at the thought. "She was almost mine." Gilbert laugheHetaliaXLittle!Reader: nation Picnic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hetaliaxreader April fool's day!Hetaliaxreader April fool's day! 1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You heard the sound of a letter being dropped and a package drop from your letter box. You signed and walked over to where your front door was. You picked up the letter and opened it to receive it was black mail.
Dear, Miss (Name) (Last Name).
We would like to inform you on your warning that you must come to the park at 10' o clock sharp wearing only this outfit.
You read out. You opened the package only to face a small prostitute Mickey mouse outfit. You had big mouse ears, a tight short skirt that was suppose to look like like his red shorts of course, a black tank top and of course stockings that will show the strapping with high heels.
You gormed at the outfit and threw it in the trash.
"Theirs no way I'm walking to the park looking like a fricken hooker!" you said annoyed, when you suddenly saw the letter continued.
However..If you refuse to wear this outfit and not show up at the park. We have your photo of something you
Awesome Trio x Reader: Prank CallsAwesome trio x reader: pranksAwesome Trio x Reader: Prank Calls3 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Y/N)= your name
(F/N)= fake name
(F/C)= favorite country. If your favorite country is America, Prussia, Or Denmark than choose your 2nd or 3rd favorite country
~Awesome trio p.o.v~
"Ze awesome me is bored!" Whines Prussia
"I agree" says Denmark
"Hm... I have an idea on how we can cure our boredom" America says with a mischievous smirk, Prussia and Denmark look and smirk evilly at each other
"So what's is it?" Asked Denmark
"We should prank call (Y/N)!" Exclaims America
"But the Frau knows our phone numbers" Prussia states and Denmark nods with agreement
"We can use the *67 and she will never know it was us" America grabs his cell phone "what should we say?" He asks Prussia and Denmark
"Hm... Will we should pretend to be stalkers and call her, she lives with (F/C) right? Will we can go to her house and ding dong ditch and then we can call and say that we are always watching her and (F/C) and we freak her out, I can already imagin
Texting [VER. 3] [Hetalia: Allied Forces x Reader]Conversation with China (Wang Yao)Texting [VER. 3] [Hetalia: Allied Forces x Reader]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thursday, 7:43 PM
You: Have you gotten the hang of texting yet?
China: I'm trying to type
You: On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best and 1 being the worst at texting I think you're -400
China: You mean. What you doing.
You: Correcting your grammar. It's supposed to be "You're mean. What ARE you doing?"
China: Shit up
You: O_o What?
China: I mean shut up
You: I think you deserve an F- in language and social skills
China: Impossible. Asian people never get F
You: Well congrats; you just broke a new world record
You: I think you meant
You: There you go. You get a D- for your efforts
Conversation with France (Francis Bonnefoy)
Friday, 8:09 AM
You: I'm so bored I'm resorting to texting you to free myself of my boredom
France: Tee hee.
You: You never say tee hee! O_O You say "ohonhonhonhon"!
France: It's too much work for my beautiful fingers, oui?
You: Anyways, whatchu doing in your cl
BTTxReaderBad IdeaBTTxReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You knew sharing a house with three guys wasn't a good idea. Far from it, it was a BAD idea.
If only you had realized that sooner.
"Ding Dong" You pressed the doorbell for the fifth time. Scowling you shifted your hold on the three bags you had under one arm. What the hell was taking them so long? You hadn't met the guys yet and already you were pissed at them.
"Are you their new, uh room mate?" a female voice came from the right. You twisted to look towards the voice. A brown haired girl stood on a well trimmed lawn.
"Yes...I guess I am." You smiled "Are they home?".
She grimaced "Honestly I don't know." Sighing you set your bags down and sat on the front step. "Great..... I'll have to wait for them." She looked at you sympateticaly. "I'm Elizabeta, and I