The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 41Triton: As for saving Atlantica, I declare you guys Junior Heroes and may be allowed to come back.
Sora: WHAT!? Junior heroes! Are you kidding me!?
Sara: Just be happy what you have.
Triton: Thank for defeating that sea bitch.
Tiff: I didn't even know you dated that sea witch.
Triton: Yes that's how the whole revenge started. Anyways! Here's the triton! You may only borrow it to lock the keyhole. Go ahead and save us.
Vince: we can't keep it forever?
Vince: ... Can my award be marrying your daughter?
Vince: Okay ;-;
Ariel: *at secret place with others* *puts triton at where keyhole is as light appears*
Sora: *locks the keyhole* Boom shacka lacka!
Ariel: So... Is it true? You're from another world?
Sora: ... Maybe...
Ariel: it's okay! I dig people like that! Besides, I already know in a year I'll be at the other world with legs!
Sebastion: Ariel! Do you really have to give spoilers!? And I'll make sure the spoiler never comes true! You
The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.6*Honestly, for my Bday, I still LOVE to type so here;s CH.6 XD*The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.61 year ago in Personal More Like This
The two girls were together in the center of darkness. The two girls hugged each other tightly. Vanitas knelt down to them. Vanitas took Sakura's chin lightly, "So tell me Sakura. How are you?"
Sakura gulped, "Vanitas... Why?"
Vanitas replied, "If you and Heart don't join me, all your friends are going to die, not just Sora."
"Isn't that your plan? To have them killed?" Sakura asked.
Aiden had both Ricario and Kairi tied up together as he watched them while watching the scene with Vanitas speaking to the two girls. Vanitas slapped Sakura. Vanitas told her, "Listen to me. I'll spare you AND Heart if you do as I say."
"No," Heart and Sakura both said.
I had to step in. Vanitas didn't even have to step in. I rushed over to Sakura before I grabbed her by her hair and had a keyblade to her throat. Vanitas suddenly grabbed Heart, put his hand on her chest, and darkness flew inside Heart's heart (pffft heart's heart)
The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 6Donald and Goofy: *walk around* *look up at stars as one vanishes*The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 61 year ago in Personal More Like This
Goofy: Ahh, a angel went to bed.
Donald: Ah shut it with the angels. Let's go.
Pluto: *sniffs around town*
Goofy: Donald? Pluto's going to-
Donald: I don't care about the damn dog! Let's go!
Goofy: Come on, Pluto! Let's go! *follows Donald*
Pluto: *goes to ally to find Sora, Megan, Tiff passed out* *licks Sora's face*
Sora: *wakes up sleepy* Ugh... I'm not awake... I'm getting drugged and having sex with Alexandra Daddario... *goes back to sleep*
Pluto: *smashes paw at Sora's chest*
Sora: I'M AWAKE! O_O *looks around and stands* Where are we? *looks at Megan*
Megan: *wakes up* O_O Aww... I thought Riku and I were making a baby...
Megan: AWWWW 8D *pets Pluto* SO CUTE! HI DOG!
Pluto: *thinks: bitch better stop calling me cute and call me by my name*
Sora: *shakes Tiff lightly* Tiff? Tiff!
Tiff: *mumbles in sleep: Aww... I'm with Cloud at the beach...
Sora: :iconpoker-faceplz: Tiff...
The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 2*Episode 2 of the abridged! Enjoy :33333333*The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 21 year ago in Personal More Like This
Donald: *had already smoked crack and is now happy* Yay! I'm so happy! *walks down halls*
Broom 1: *walking with buckets* What the hell is Donald on?
Broom 2: Crack.
Broom 1: Not surprising at all.
Donald: *Goes to large ass door* *knocks* *small door opens* Ahh, just the door I chain sawed *walks through* Good morning your majesty! I brought crack! ... Your majesty? *sees he's gone* was it the crack again?
Pluto (the dog): *appears with letter* *thinks: I'd take the dog food if you get the crack away from me*
Donald: *takes letter and reads* O_O ... *screams like a woman as runs out of room*
Goofy: *sleeping at field because has no house and likes to hide illegal food*
Donald: *rushes over* Goofy wake up! This is serious!
The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 1*ALL RIGHT. I'm making fun of the KH series, even if I love the series to death XD Now, here's KH series of the abridged. I took some jokes so credit goes to them if it's mentioned and of course I hope u enjoy :3 Sadly, Sakura and the others are not mentioned. I'm not mentioned either. Only my ocs but soon owo someday, we just might make a abridge of us*The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 11 year ago in Personal More Like This
~Long ago, back at the old days, there was a thing called a light bolt. Everyone had that light in their hearts that lit the lightbolt. Everyone became so greedy all the sudden they started to fight over the light bolt. The light bolt suddenly went out and broke, leaving darkness within everyone's heart. However, even if there was darkness, there was still one thing left.... Bacon. I mean Hope! Yeah, hope that was in the door to light. Only one person can open the door and find the bac- I mean light using a giant key. This is the Kingdom Hearts abridhed!~
Kairi: Wake up you lazy retard, wake up!
Sora: *opens eyes* *sits up on sand* WHO
Together Forever/KH Escape Ch.4*I'm bringing humor to this now. This is depressing. Sora and Cloud go to find Shiori, who is fishing for the Soviets, only to meet something they didn't believe. Dane Cook joke scene*Together Forever/KH Escape Ch.41 year ago in Personal More Like This
-Soviet Arctic Camp-
It's been four months. Everyone was to do forced labor. Everyone worked all day and their reward was 500 calories of one hard bread a day. They had coffee for breakfast and nothing else. One person even ate something they had to dig up and bring to something, only to earn a Soviet forcefully rib their teeths out painfully while Sakura and the group was forced to watch. Lucky Kairi's been around to feed them, since she's earned food to feed them.
Shiori's chest was beaten by a Soviet, so she could barely breathe. She fished for fish for Soviets to eat. Sora and Cloud were forced to cut down trees, but skipped it for today to meet Shiori. They wanted to check on her. Sora and Cloud rushed through the snow to find her as the snow fell. The river had ice on it, but Shiori could still fis
The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.9Now with Tsu, she and Ven seemed to get along great. She and Ven both walked around the halls in school to talk. They've done this a while. Tsu asked Ven, "So how is Roxas?"The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.91 year ago in Personal More Like This
"He's definantly fine," Ven said. "He and Bri are getting along great!"
Tsu chuckled, "Bet they'd be a cute couple."
"You bet," Ven said. "And Sakura seems like she likes both Vanitas and Ian."
Tsu looked at Ven, "You noticed to? Wow, I bet most of us notice, huh?"
Ven nodded and laughed. He blushed when he stood at Tsu as she smiled to herself. She turned to look at him before he quickly said, "Well, it's a nice day, huh?"
Tsu giggled, "Yeah. It is."
After their conversation, they headed to class. After all their classes, school ended.
Tiff was on her way to go see Ven and Tsu at the park. Tiff had finished talking to Cloud, who she thought was sexy. The two only spoke of their life and apologized for being jerks before. Tiff saw Tsu and Ven at the park, where Tiff was already at the park.
Tiff was about to say hi
The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.8Vanitas twisted Seifer's arm, making Seifer shout in pain. Vanitas told Seifer, "Listen here, you go near Sakura and her friends again, you'll see where your ass ends up ten times worse than what Sakura's punishments are."The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.81 year ago in Personal More Like This
Seifer growled, "I'm not scared of you, loser."
Vanitas suddenly bent Seifer's pinky back, breaking it. Seifer screamed before Vanitas covered his mouth. Vanitas said, "Tell anyone and you're dead."
Vanitas jerked Seifer up and threw him down the hall. Seifer immediately got up, glared at Vanitas, then ran off. Sakura glared at Vanitas, "Thanks but I can take care of myself."
Vanitas smirked, "What? Don't like help from a good looking badass?"
Sakura scowled, "I'm no princess who needs to be rescued. I don't need help." Sakura turned and walked away.
Vanitas walked after her, "Well couldn't I have tried something nice for once?"
Sakura didn't look back as she replied, "I told you. I can take care of myself."
"Well sorry for being helpful, fangirl," Vanitas told her.
The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.7Sakura's and I's new plan: Get Riku and Megan on a date. Just a week ago, Kairi had cheated on Riku for Sora. Riku dumped Kairi immediately. She didn't care. She had Sora now. Least Sora got his dream girl now. However, Sora did really like Catrina, but he didn't think Catrina liked him back. So he went for his old crush, Kairi. Now they're dating.The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.71 year ago in Personal More Like This
Now, Sakura and I thought where Megan and Riku should meet. The movies? No, people don't even watch. Just make out. Dinner at a restraunt? No. Too fancy. The beach? YES! So romantic. Not too sexual (unless... nevermind), not to fancy, not to anything. Just romantic and perfect.
I headed on over to Megan. I said, "Hey, Megan!"
Megan smiled, "Hi, Heart! How are you?"
"Good," I said. "Hey, how do you feel about Riku?"
Megan blushed before she blinked, "Well, he's a good childhood friend. And he's cute."
Megan glared, "Why?"
"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind Sakura and I setting up a date for you and Riku," I said with a ne
The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.4*Now where more Greek Mythology happens. We meet our godly parents and Sora tries to apologize to Cloud.*The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.41 year ago in Personal More Like This
Moko, Tsu, Sakura, and I headed toward a forest that was in the Coliseum. More like a garden. There we saw someone. I couldn't believe my eyes what I saw. I was amazed! I saw the Goddess herself: Artemis, who was at the shadow part of the forest, hunting wild animals. She had long auburn hair and green eyes like mine. I had Father's face, but Artemis's smile, if Artemis did smile.
Sakura's eyes went wide as she said, "Go see her!" She pushed me to go see her first.
Wow. The group follows behind while I lead the way. I go up and Artemis before all the sudden, I freeze. I start to coward out. I gulped.
Artemis turned to me and blinked, "Heart?"
My eyes went wide as I shuttered, "Ho- Ho- how- how- how did you know m-m-my name?"
Artemis chuckled, "I'm a Goddess. I know everyone's name."
I shook my head, "Lady Artemis." I said, giving her respect as I bowed before her. "I believe there
The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.1*based on a nightmare I had, and that very second rp Tsu, Moko, and I did before I met Sakura, reading KH high school stuff, AND watching Dane Cook, I combined all those to make this. This is the story bout not just high school drama, but many things, including tragic and crazy things going to happen. Heart's POV*The Heroes/KH in High School Ch.11 year ago in Personal More Like This
My names Heart. I'm sixteen years old, I'm a Sophomore and had to go to school today. I was new to this school. I transferred from another high school. Last high school I went to, barely any friends, no teachers helped me when I needed it, had to do everything by myself, been bullied, and felt like crap. My dad, Tristen, said this school should be better for me. I bet it would still be like any high school.
I remember that first day when I was fifteen and started (Didn't turn sixteen until weeks later). My first day of school. I waited at the bus stop by myself. I had auburn hair, green eyes, wore a pink shirt, dark blue jacket, dark blue jeans, and gray shoes. I had a headac
Diary Of A High School Boy Ch.7*inspired by the book Speak and some revenge novels, I combined those to make this. So enjoy!*Diary Of A High School Boy Ch.71 year ago in Personal More Like This
Nov 7, 2011
Now for you to know part of the story,
I remember a few days ago where I had that dream of the past. I remember when Violet got drunk. She wasn't that ddrunk, just dizzy. Kyle finds her. He had finished Junior year. He notices Violet. He was drunk too. I laugh, thinking it'll be a funny to see them after the next day. They'll be either laughing or pretty confused. I dance with Trinity, who was laughing and having fun. She kissed me on the cheek, making me smile. I really liked Trinity.
I wake up and go to school after that. The one week after Halloween sucked. I walked down the halls, only to be shoved into a locker after a group of guys shoved me in there. Kyle helps me out. After he does, I only glare at him. I remember Kyle's exact words were, "Listen, I really want to apologize from first day of school up until now. I was a jerk and I feel really bad. I just want you to look o
Diary Of A High School Boy Ch.1*inspired by the book Speak and some revenge novels, I combined them to make this. Enjoy!*Diary Of A High School Boy Ch.11 year ago in Personal More Like This
Aug 14 2011
Call me gay for using a diary, but this is how I feel. Girls used a diary, so why not me be one of the boys to use a diary? I had female friends who used a diary and after I've felt tramotized, I've decided to use this.
I had my first day of high school today. I was a freshman. I had a dorky shirt my mom made me wear and my mom brushed my hair back like the 1930s. My name is Samuel. I was fifteen, had brown hair, blue eyes, and materials for school. I hated my first day. I was sure I was going to hate all the other days.
Bus ride sucked. I sat at the backseat, hoping some of my friends will talk to me. When my friends got on the bus, they refused to talk to me. I tried to talk to them, but they brushed me off. One of my friends who was the bad boy even confronted me how I shouldn't have done that shit. I'll tell you what he meant later.
I only had two guy friends
The Last Hearts Of War Chapter 12**taps your shoulder* *whispers* Hey, turn around. Yeah. U owo guess what owo it's chapter 12. Yeah. Enjoy it owo*The Last Hearts Of War Chapter 127 months ago in Personal More Like This
The group were in the dungeon on a ship. The ship was being taken off to Rome. Sora, Catrina, and Sakura were locked in the dungeon together. Sakura tried her best to break the dungeon down, but it was no use.
"Look," Sora said.
"I'm trying to break this whole damn ship down here," Sakura said.
"No! Look!" Sora pointed up at the lever that was across their bar.
"How are we going to get that?" Catrina asked.
Sakura tried to reach for it, "Damnit." She soon turned to a blanket. She grabbed onto the blanket and threw it at the lever while still holding onto it. She pulled on it. The cage opened.
"That was extremely smart!" Sora shouted.
"Yep," Sakura replied. "Unlike you."
"Hey!" Sora yelled at her.
"Let's go!" Catrina said as she ran toward their weapons.
The group got their weapons and ran out. They ran to where the guards were. Catrina and Sora hid behind a wall. Sakura he
The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 12Tyler: *chained down* ... *sings Disney songs*The Kingdom Hearts Abridged Episode 121 year ago in Personal More Like This
Amelia: *walks in* ;-; Are you okay?
Tyler: Besides being tortured to speak about s*** I'm not sure about, yeah. I'm fine.
Amelia: Maleficent said she'd take care of me if I let people be tortured.
Tyler: Kid, are you on crack? That woman is a killing machine!
Tyler: ... She's crumbled you, huh?
Tyler: ... Nevermind. Why am I here?
Amelia: if I tell you, you won't get food for the night.
Tyler: I don't care! Tell me!
Amelia: *sighs* The reason you're here is because of a friend you know. Two exactly.
Tyler: Two friends?
Amelia: One you slept with that was a princess and the other that rejected you who is a dark princess. She thinks because of that, you know things.
Tyler: ... I don't know any black princesses though.
Amelia: ... Well that's all you need to know *leaves* no dinner tonight
Tyler: ... S***
Megan: *laughing hysterically in forest*
Tiff: Megan! Will you shut up! D
The Last Hearts Of War Chapter 13* I'm sorry but I feel I can't do this... This story was cancelled... NAW I'm just kidding XD this is actually ch.13 XD enjoy!!!*The Last Hearts Of War Chapter 137 months ago in Personal More Like This
Riku, Roxas, and their group ran to find the others. Saule made sure to kill every guard in the way. Riku had to find his friends and his wife. He hoped nothing had happened to them. He had to find them before the ship made it to Rome.
Riku and em soon managed to find Sora and em. Riku shouted, "Guys! You're okay!" He soon stood at Vanitas. "What the hell is HE doing here!?"
"Helping YOU," Vanitas replied.
"Get out," Riku demanded.
"Relax," Queen Rika replied. "He's helping us. We also promised if he betrayed us that Sakura would brutally murder him."
"Damn straight," Sakura replied.
"I don't believe it," Riku said with a growl.
"Look! A distraction!" Sora shouted as he made a funny face at Riku.
Riku did his best not to laugh, still glaring at Vanitas. Vanitas replied, "Listen to your people. They trust me."
Riku scowled, turned, and stormed off. Bri repl
The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.5~Tiff's POV:The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.51 year ago in Personal More Like This
I watched as Aiden struggled as he struggled against the chains that held him against the wall. He growled in anger, "Let go of me, you bitch!"
I refused to move.
I didn't notice my eyes were yellow as Aiden said, "Tiff? What's up with your eyes? They're yellow."
I touched the bottom of my eye with my hand. I gasped a bit. Vanitas appeared as he stormed over to Aiden. Vanitas said, "So, Aiden, how are you feeling?"
"Ready to kick your ass, that's for sure," Aiden replied.
Vanitas punched Aiden in the face, "Now, now. That's no way to talk to your leader."
"Leader!? You're nothing more than a punk!" Aiden shouted.
Vanitas punched Aiden again. Vanitas grabbed Aiden's chin roughly before his other hand was rested on Aiden's chest. Aiden started to gasp as I saw darkness flow inside him. Vanitas was saying something. Did Vanitas do this to me when he kidnapped me? What happened to me? Vanitas smirked, "How are you feeling now?"
Aiden looked at Vanitas with yellow eyes, "Just f
The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.4*This story has some TiffxSora rather than CloudxTiff, but there's definantly CloudxTiffxSora, though more of SoraxTiff. Sorry SoraxCatrina. Woot TiffxSora right now!*The Tamed Princess (Kingdom Hearts) Ch.41 year ago in Personal More Like This
Sora and the group ended up back on the Gummi ship and headed for Radiant Garden. Donald and Goofy went with the group. Mickey had taken his own ship there alone, which Mickey wanted for now. Sora hoped to find Cloud and ask for his help.
The Gummi ship landed in Radiant Garden. Everyone got off the Gummi ship but me. I hesitated as I thought about Tiff. Riku looked at me and asked, "Megan? What's wrong?"
I shook my head and smiled at Riku, "Just thought about pancakes again."
Riku chuckled, took my hand, and led me off the ship. The gang looked around for anything. Mickey's ship had already landed as Mickey went to find Xehanort, who is believed to be behind this.
"We have to find Cloud," Sora said.
"Why Cloud?" Vince asked.
Sakura slapped the back of Vince's head, "Because Cloud can easily help us get Tif