Deadpool's Theme LyricsDo the walk, do the talkDeadpool's Theme Lyrics4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Don't get fooled, go to school
Do the watch, do the touch
Sing a song and sing you have
Gimme a gun, do me the bed
Don't be shy, do not lie
Do not cry, do not shout
Do not do it, never do it
Please don't run about
In my house, in my house
Please don't talk about it
You and me, you and me
Please don't tell a lie, please don't make a lie
Please please, don't don't, never never, do it do it
Don't you understand while I mean while I say so?
Never do it now, never do it now!
I just don't know why you make me feel like this again!
Never do it now, never, never, never!
Don't you understand while I mean while I say so?
Never do it now, never do it now!
I just don't know why you make me feel like this again!
Never do it now, never, never, never, never!
The Arrival (Loki x Reader Ch. 1)The Arrival (Loki x Reader Ch. 1)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Loki x Reader Ch. 1)
“Why would you lay your life on the line?” This voice was soft yet oddly chilling.
“No! You can’t leave!” Though frantic and heartbroken, this voice was smooth and somewhat calm. It was obviously a man. The voice was familiar, but you couldn’t place who he was…
“What is your purpose in this world, mortal?” Yet another strange voice that you couldn’t identify. It was deep and menacing. You felt a chill roll down your spine.
Everything was dark…very dark. You could hear so many voices, but you saw no one. Something cold and wet tapped against your cheek as the second voice spoke once more. It was muffled and distorted. You couldn’t make out the words…
“Hey…Hey, are you awake?” Your eyes fluttered open only to be blinded by the sunlight. You could see the silhouette of a man. As you shielded your eyes you saw that he was kneeling besi
Family Tradition Ch. 1 A sixteen year old Tony Stark frowned up at his father. "I don't want to go."Family Tradition Ch. 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You have to." Howard Stark didn't turn around to face his son, but Tony didn't need to see his face to know that it was set.
Tony groaned, crossing his arms over his chest. "Dammit, dad! You drag me to this every year. The dude's dead, just let it go already."
Howard's hands were instantly on Tony's shoulders, anger twisting his face. Tony tensed, suddenly motionless. His father was distant, left Tony alone and let him have his space, and he never touched him. This was the first time Howard had raised a hand to him, and Tony was stunned speechless and terrified. "He was a great man," Howard snarled, and Tony pulled back against his father. "You're going to his memorial."
"Dad," Tony was trying to
Sorry about the Post-its.... These are the post-it notes that the Avengers left each other when they all lived in Avengers Tower together. Evidently, they didn't understand the concept of email.Sorry about the Post-its....3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She went get some coffee
We've run out
Bruce you're cooking tonight if you need me to grab anything from the shops just shout
Banner I need that equation NOW!!!!
Read your emails
Tony doesn't do emails, Bruce
Guys, can we agree that the post-its read LEFT to RIGHT and not the other way round, ok?
Hey can we have a movie night? Just one movie, I mean.
I'd buy pizza
Good idea everyone think of a movie suggestion and we'll discuss it at lunch
We've meant to be saving people not sitting around watching movies
Steve, lighten up. The world doesn't need saving ALL the time
Bruce, I think you went to the shops we're in the basement I saved you a pizza
When is it Stark's turn to go to the shops?
Okay, so we're all clear
Singing and Silence "I'm not wearing underwear today!"Singing and Silence3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Steve, control him."
"Oh no, I'm not wearing underwear today!"
"Honestly, Steve, this is too much."
"Not that you probably care-"
"We don't, Tony. Believe me, we could give two shits about your underwear."
"Or lack thereof."
"Much about my underwear-"
"Steve, make him stop."
Once Again Chapter 19Once Again Chapter 193 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Loki's uneasy sleep was riddled with baffling dreams, some familiar, all painful.
At first, there were only sounds. Voices. Voices belonging to people whom he unfortunately knew quite well. But the words they spoke made no sense.
You're in Avengers Tower. Midgard.
He remembered feeling stunned at those words. Why? He'd been the one to come to Midgard on his own accord.
Your daddy- er, had something important on and left you with us.
The voice was Steve's. Loki tried to calm his fried brains and think of a logical explanation to Steve's strangely gentle voice, but came up with nothing.
She does not seem to like me
The words were associated with Romanoff. The spy he'd almost brought to tears, the one he'd threatened with the life dearest to her. Does not seem to like him? What was he thinking?
Thor is here? Where is my brother? Can I go see him?
Tell him I miss him.
Loki's fists clenched. It was unmistakably his voice. But the words were begging for his bro
Once Again Chapter 3Once Again Chapter 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So, what's the last thing you remember?"
Loki sniffed in displeasure at the bombardment of questions. "Well, yesterday at night Father threw a party, and everyone was fussing over Brother as usual, so I went back to my room to read, and Mother came in to say good night and tucked me in-" Loki paused, looking around. "This isn't my room. Where am I?"
"Avengers Tower." The man who had grabbed Loki said automatically. Loki raised an eyebrow in confusion. "On Earth. Er, Midgard."
Loki's eyes widened and froze. "Midgard?" He inhaled sharply. "I am on Midgard?"
"Who are you?" Loki was becoming visibly distressed. "Why did you bring me here?"
"Technically, you brought yourself-"
"My name is Steve Rogers," the calmer man interrupted the other one. "This is Tony Stark. Your daddy- er, had something important on and left you with us."
Tony cringed. Steve was terrible at lying. No one would believe such a vague story, especially someone like Loki.
"You are trying to deceive me." Loki
Random: Avengers In The Chatroom 2Tony has joined.Random: Avengers In The Chatroom 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bruce: SUP TONY ;D
Clint: WE ALL LOV YO
Natasha: COM JOIN US CUZ WE LOV YO ;D
Steve: YOR ALWAYS WELCOM TONYYYYYY ;D
Tony: The Hell
Bruce: LOL TONY STARK.
Bruce: I LOV YO AND I NEEDZ A SNUGGL BUDY
Tony: Hold on about five minutes.
~Five Minutes Later~
Tony: OOOOO BRUCEY U BAD BOY
Tony: I LAV U HULKIE
Bruce: I LOV U TO
Clint: YOUR INSACURE
Natasha: DONT NO WAT FO
Tony: U TURNIN HEADS WEN U WALK THROU THE DOOR
Bruce: DUN NEED MAKEUP
Steve: TO COVER UP
Clint: BEIN DA WAY DAT U R IS ENOUF
Natasha: EVERY1 ELSE IN DA ROOM CAN SEE IT
Tony: EVERY1 ELSE BUT U
Bruce: I LOV U MAN.
Clint: U AMAZING MAN OF IRON U
Tony: IM SO FAB ;D
Natasha: YUSH U R U BAD BOY ;D
Steve: I LOV U
Bruce: WE DIDN FORGET BOUT U CAPTN ;D
Steve: I NO ;D
Thor has joined.
Tony: OH MAN OF THUNDER
Clint: THE TEDDY OF ASGAD
Natasha: ODIN SUN
Steve: THE CAP
Loki's Interrogation: part 1Thor stood next to him, just staring ahead. He was going to be dragged before the All-father Odin, and... who knew? Loki wasn't going to show any weakness, but the muzzle did prevent him from saying much in the first place. The door creaked before him and entered Sif and the Warriors Three.Loki's Interrogation: part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
" Oh, look, Fandral! It's the mighty Loki!" Volstagg teased. " Looks like they managed to cut that silver tongue, eh?" He pushed Loki's shoulder in a non-playful way.
Loki glared at him, but Thor could see that Loki had tensed when Volstagg had reached out. Thor gently moved his hand to Loki's neck, in what looked like an attempt to keep him in check, but he really just gave Loki a reassuring touch. Thor noticed the hidden glance that Loki had shot him, and the look of confusion in those green eyes made Thor realize that Loki was truly terrified of the judgement that he was about to get.
" It's time, Thor. We need to bring Loki to the All-Father." Sif said, motioning for them all to follow her.
The Nile Isn't Just in EgyptThe Nile Isn't Just in EgyptThe Nile Isn't Just in Egypt3 years ago in Romance More Like This
When Fury introduced him to the Captain for the first time, Tony could swear that everyone in the room could hear how his heart was fluttering in his chest. His palms were sweating and his heart had taken up residence in throat and it was all perfectly understandable, he told himself, because people didn't just meet their childhood idols every day.
Captain America Steve Rogers was tall, broad in the shoulders and muscular. He looked a bit like he'd just walked off a recruitment poster for the Second World War even though he wasn't in costume.
There was just something about the way that he held himself that screamed soldier. But he was also very approachable. Unlike Fury, who gave off that aura of authority and 'don't-mess-with-me-if-you-know-what's-good-for-you,' Steve was all smiles and, well, nice. It was very hard not to like him.
And, well, he was really attractive.
Tony had to fight down a blush when Steve's
The Chitauri Helmet (LokixReader) One-ShotYour eyelids feel heavy as you try to open them, only to have them shut down once again. You let out a small whimper, your sore muscles feeling like a statue's bones as they tried to move. Your back cracks as you move your arms and arch your back off the ground in an attempt to sit up. Your body only falls back to the ground in a hard thud before you can continue to try this. You groan and simply focus on opening your eyes.The Chitauri Helmet (LokixReader) One-Shot1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You had no idea where you were or what had happened these past hours. You weren't even sure if hours had gone by. For all you knew, it could have been seconds, minutes, or even days. Trying to get rid of all negative thoughts, you focused on the task at hand. Slowly but surely your eyes opened and the bright light came into your vision. Your eyes stung from the light but managed to adjust to the sudden brightness in the room. When they do, all you can see is a perfectly white ceiling. Everything is spinning while you try your hardest to think about where you
Once Again Chapter 7Once Again Chapter 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Usually, when Clint and Natasha stayed over, they slept in the living room on the couches. There were only so many bedrooms in the Tower most were laboratories or empty rooms.
Of course, with Tony's resources he could probably buy another bed; hell, he could get one custom made and at his doorstep in half an hour, but with him being Tony Stark, the very definition of laxity and negligence and all, Clint and Natasha continued sleeping on the couch for all their visits. Tony, Thor, Bruce and Steve all had their own rooms, since they stayed over frequently.
Until the night Loki slept over. That was when all the usual sleeping plans went out the window.
Steve and Tony didn't fancy the idea of Loki sleeping in their room. Bruce had long since gone to sleep, and no one had the guts to wake him up. Besides, the Avengers were all willing to bet money that the next day they'd find an angry Hulk and a squished Loki if they roomed them together.
Thor volunteered his room, but Tony knew, sa
Once Again Chapter 25Once Again Chapter 253 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Odin had seen what had happened two nights before. Loki had betrayed Thanos, joined forces with the Avengers, and all was well. He'd prepared for a celebration when his sons returned. A huge party that would have put Thor's coronation ceremony to shame. Everyone would join, would whoop as the seven saviors of the universe strode proudly in through the gates. There would be a feast, and perhaps, for once, everyone's attention would be on the younger brother.
Yes, Loki would like that, Odin thought with a smile. He tried to remember the times Loki had smiled as a child. He didn't remember Loki ever smiling much, but when he did, oh, those smiles could have lit up Jotunheim.
Hey there now
Where'd you go?
You left me here so unexpected
You changed my life, I hope you know.
In fact, Odin thought, the star of the party should be Loki. He would announce that at the beginning of the party. Just thinking about that smile Loki would give was enough to get the old king mov
Once Again Chapter 4Once Again Chapter 43 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Since Loki had joined breakfast, the room had become deadly silent. If Loki noticed, he didn't seem to mind. Clint cleaned the table and was about to leave when Tony called out to Steve.
"Hey Cap, can you bring Loki out for a tour of the tower now?" Tony wiggled his eyebrows dramatically at Steve. The hidden message was clear, Tony wanted a meeting without Loki around to listen.
"Why me-"Steve stopped when Tony mouthed the words "just go".
"Fine." Steve grumbled. If anyone else went with Loki they'd probably end up chucking him off the ninety-third floor. "Come on Loki."
Loki swallowed the last of his waffles and looked up. "You were talking to me?" He seemed genuinely surprised.
"Yeah, Steve's going to bring you on a tour of the Avengers Tower."
"Okay!" Loki seemed to have forgotten about Tony and Steve scaring him in the morning, and jumped off eagerly from his seat, taking Steve's hand. Steve looked befuddled as he led Loki to the elevator.
Tony waited till they were safely out of e
HazeHazeHaze3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He couldn't hear it. Couldn't hear whoever, whatever was there, through the rage, the anger.
Yet, even through it, he could feel the urgency. 'Wake up', he told himself. 'Get a hold of yourself.'
The Avengers held their breath, it seemed that Stark was getting through the Hulk, getting through to Banner.
He could see, in a way, it was hazy. It was Iron Man, no, not him, it was Tony. He had his face plate up and his lips were moving.
'Save me! Help me! Tony!'
The Hulk roared, raging toward the suit. Steve was already running, because he could see the look in Tony's eyes.
The helmet dropped, clinking down the rubble.
'Nonononononooooo....Tony. No, don't hurt Tony!'
He fought, thrashed at the darkness
Avengers - Loki's redemption - Chapter TenChapter Ten.Avengers - Loki's redemption - Chapter Ten3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Let's get something to eat, Loki," Steve suggested and they entered the kitchen, where Hawkeye and Black Widow had already eaten and were taken aback to see Loki in their midst. Pepper glanced over and poured herself a coffee as the Captain helped Loki to a chair and the Avengers surrounded him.
"Here's the deal Loki. You stay in the Tower. No touching my research and development, no waging war, no inviting other species to Midgard. All of us will be staying here, at least until we know where the rest of the Chitauri are and what they plan to do. No smashing, folding or stapling. All clear?" Tony finished.
"What would I fold?" Loki asked and Hawkeye smirked,
"You'll have to excuse Tony, he thinks sarcasm the highest form of wit." There was general laughter at this, but the Black Widow didn't smile. She was very uneasy about this latest developement.
t.stark@Stark.Enterprises.com to N.email@example.com
Avengers - Loki's redemption. Chapter TwoChapter Two.Avengers - Loki's redemption. Chapter Two3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pepper was pale as the prone figure was wheeled past her into the new cell, a clear, rounded chamber with a bed in the centre, safely fitted with straps. Loki seemed so brittle as he was placed on the bed and, as the buckles were fastened, bruises of blue appeared on his limbs. Pepper glanced over at Tony and Bruce, their faces set with shock. Next to the bed stood Thor, a model of sorrow, as tubes containing nourishment and fluids were applied to Loki, in an attempt to sustain his feeble frame. But what struck Pepper the most was Loki's expression of fear and his arched body on the bed.
She couldn't hear the hissed conversation between Fury and Tony but stood a little closer to the cell as Thor exited, head down. As the doors closed behind him, Loki's frame seemed to sink back into the bed and his eyes closed.
"The rest of the Avengers are heading back to New York," Tony stated as they strode away from the chamber.
Once Again Chapter 15Once Again Chapter 153 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It took the Avengers about a few seconds to realize they were completely naked but for a towel wrapped around their legs.
Honestly, Tony thought, of all the places they could have been when the Chitauri attacked, they had to be in a bathhouse.
At least Natasha had a few guns in her outfit. That woman had guns everywhere. Tony spotted her taking down three Chitauri as he and the other two led the screaming crowd out of the building. Suddenly, there was an explosion of pain in the back of his head as something hit him. His knees buckled and he collapsed into a corner.
A hissing Chitauri burst through the ceiling and landed in front of him, its spear glowing as it pointed at Tony. He could indistinctly hear Steve shouting his name, but he was frozen. Without his suit, he could do nothing. A ball of energy formed at the tip of the spear, just before the Chitauri gave a strangled scream and collapsed, the shot missing Tony by a few millimeters.
Loki stood behind the fallen alien, fingers st
Once Again Chapter 9Once Again Chapter 93 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I am bored." Loki declared, stretching widely on the floor.
"Oh, just go entertain yourself somewhere." Tony replied, completely exasperated. Since morning, Loki had been poking around everywhere from boredom, and had broken six cups, four plates, and a toaster. Tony had dragged him from the kitchen before he could find a way to destroy the fridge. He didn't dare let him anywhere near Clint, who had been sulking in the kitchen after Thor stopped him from putting an arrow through Loki's eye.
"Alright," Loki seemed surprised to be granted permission. "I would like to practice this levitation spell. Could you move out of the way?" Tony's head jerked up.
"NO-" Tony cried as a porcelain vase lifted itself from the table as Loki stretched out his arms and sparkles of green shot from his fingers. Loki jumped at Tony's loud voice and the vase hurtled to the ground and smashed into tiny pieces. Tony groaned loudly.
"Sorry." Loki muttered. "I do not know why, my magic has not been itse
Time (LokiXReader)Everything around me is moving too fast. I can’t catch up. My mental legs can’t run that fast. Everywhere I look, fingers are pointing at me, ridiculing me, even though I haven’t done anything wrong. Just let me sit here with my music to catch my breath. I can only run so fast.Time (LokiXReader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A pat on my head made me open my once tightly shut eyes. My eyes laid upon a majestic god of green and black in front of me. His body stood up tall and proud, but his emerald eyes said other wise like he was reading deep into my soul. I saw his thin lips move, but I can’t hear what he’s saying. Slowly, his large hands moved to either side of my head and took off my headphones while it continued to stream loud bits of sound. I stared at him blankly, wondering his reasons for his actions.
The majestic god leaned forwards towards my face until we were merely a few centimeters apart. I can feel his sweet breath against my face as he inspects my soul, my pain, my so-called “life.
Who are we? : Loki x Reader (pt4)You lay unmoving in the arms of Loki who was in an emotional storm (when is he not?). Thor helped him gently lift you off the ground and curled you into Loki’s arms. No words were exchanged, both men just wanting to get you somewhere safe. Occasionally your eyes would flutter open but you were not conscious. Loki ran swiftly but gently as if you were made of the most delicate of materials and one jolt would break you. Thor ran slightly ahead, clearing anyone who stood in your way. Loki could not grasp how a mortal who he had known for only a short while could have such a toll on his emotions. He shook his head angrily and concentrated on getting you somewhere safe. Thor thought, then quickly told Loki of the nearest hospital. Loki nodded hardly focusing on Thor, only on you. Then both of you were gone, it felt as if a light wind was being blown over the both of you and then you appeared in front of a hospital. Loki would ignore the pathetic gawking spectators for now,Who are we? : Loki x Reader (pt4)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Lokixteenage!reader part 7 You wake with a start to find yourself in your own bedroom, in your own house. Clothes lay scattered on the floor along with your backpack and school work.Lokixteenage!reader part 71 year ago in Romance More Like This
"F***!" You shout punching your pillow. It was all just a dream. A crazy, Thor 2 caused dream. You crawl out of bed and pull on sweatpants. You hobble to the kitchen to make tea.
While you wait for the water to boil you search for your laptop. It's time to make a fanfiction out of this dream.
Once Again Chapter 1Once Again Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Loki backed away slowly until his back hit the wall. He swore at himself. It wasn't supposed to be like this. By now, he was supposed to have been the ruler of Midgard, all those weak mortals kneeling before him, the Avengers torn to shreds by his army.
Instead, he was backed into a corner, an arrow aimed at his eye. With the scepter firmly clutched in Romanoff's hands, he could do nothing but surrender.
Dragged back to Asgard like a criminal, or captured and tortured by Thanos. What a delightful choice I have here, Loki thought bitterly.
"Brother!" Thor bellowed, raising Mjolnir threateningly. "Surrender now. There is no way out."
Indeed. His body hurt like Hel, not surprisingly, considering what he'd gone through. He winced when his back touched the wall. Something was definitely broken. And the amount of magic he had was dangerously low. Any spell attempted now would have risky side-effects.
Loki felt like a rat backed into a corner by predators.
He didn't like the feeling.
Once Again Chapter 2Once Again Chapter 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His body ached like never before and there was a coppery taste in his mouth suspiciously like blood.
Loki flipped his pillow over to sleep on the colder side, and winced as the stiff movement shot pain up his arm.
What had he done this time? He wondered idly. He often got into mischief and to count the amount of trouble he got himself into was impossible. But usually, he didn't break every bone in his body while doing it. At least, that's what it felt like.
The lights came on suddenly.
He groaned, and blinked in the brightness, trying to roll over but giving up when his ribs screamed in protest.
"Oh, look. The little prince is finally awake." An unfamiliar voice dripping with sarcasm said. Another voice grunted. Loki didn't like it. Usually he was the sarcastic one.
"Mmph." Loki tried burrow under the covers.
A hand reached and flung the covers off Loki.
"Look here, you little dick," A man growled, "I don't care what you look like now. You are going to tell us why you look l