Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1016 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
The ABC's of Doctor WhoAngels, as a general rule, cause more harm than good.The ABC's of Doctor Who4 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Bananas (unlike pears) are good; always bring one to parties.
Count the shadows.
Evil comes in many degrees and packages.
Feel down? Don't use a "Bliss" patch.
Go for the eye(stalks).
Hospitals are bad; avoid whenever possible.
If you're confused about something, don't be afraid to ask questions; fear the answers.
Just smile and nod if the Doctor asks you something you don't understand.
Killing is not (always) the answer.
Life is an adventure, a challenge, a game, and a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Mysteries are made to be solved; dive in headfirst!
Never trust a cat, nun, nurse, or combination of the three.
Options exist for everything, just be sure to take the best one.
Place your faith in only complete strangers and those you can trust.
Quit while you're ahead; it'll all be down
The Man of TimeThe Man of Time3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were looking at the stars again. They were beautiful. Even if they were roughly 93 billion light years away. Give or take a few. You sighed. The stars seemed to make you smile no matter what had happened that day. The day you felt your world crumble beneath your feet.
You were five when on your first holiday. It was also the first time you met The Doctor. You believed every word he said about the stars. You believed every word he said about the planets and the people who habituated them. You were full of wonder and admiration for the man. Well you were five so he was just cool. He described in great detail his adventures and you latched onto every word he said. You were scared to lose something that sounded so valuable. The way his eyes would seem to sparkle when he told you everything. You wanted to see everything this man had. You shared your worries and secrets with this man. You trusted him. He was the only person that seemed to listen to you.
You thought back to that moment
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Companion Who Never WasThere wasn't much more you could take today. At least that was how it felt. You'd been up late these past few nights, sometimes out of choice: because the days were just eaten up with this trivial job and you were determined to get as much out of your evenings as you could, no matter how braindead you were at your desk. As a result you were exhausted and frequently grumpy. Why should you go to bed when you'd only have to get up again and get dressed and go to work and come home and sleep and get up and go to work, on and on in that same cycle you feared would never end? Deep down you knew you were better than this place, better than what you'd settled for; you weren't going to be unrealistic about it you weren't going to make it big, you just dreamt of more. Didn't everyone? You slipped off to the kitchen the next chance you got, escaping the nagging squeal of telephones and the cacophony of your colleagues' combined voices, and you stared at your newly-made cup of tea, wThe Companion Who Never Was3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Priorities (Doctor Who Story)It was one of those days. Where the Doctor just felt like sitting down and thinking, and his thoughtfulness had rubbed off on Eve.Priorities (Doctor Who Story)2 years ago in Drama More Like This
So had happened that the Time Lord was sat slouched on a sofa that Eve had put in the library in the TARDIS, as Eve was lying next to him with her head on his knee as he absentmindedly played with her hair.
"Where's Clara?" Eve mumbled as she poked the Doctor's knee.
"Oh, I don't know. Ueb, maybe?" He wondered.
"Again?" Eve poked his knee again.
"Quite possibly again, yes. I don't remember where we landed."
"Didn't we land...I don't know." Eve gave up thinking. "I wanna go land of the rainbows." She said with a childish pang in her voice, poking the Doctor's knee a slight bit harder.
"I've told you, not until we've gone to Nexdo." He poked her shoulder for poking him. He dropped her hair and realisation spread instantly across his face as he realised what he'd done, staring straight ahead of him.
Eve sat up. She turned her head to him, slowly. He attempted
Chance EncounterSometimes the Doctor bumps into old friends. Literally.Chance Encounter2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Doctor suddenly found his arms full of baby. He stared in surprise at the infant, the little girl, 18 months old at a guess, stared back.
“Come back here you bugger!” a voice yelled, and determined footsteps ran off.
He and Clara had been walking down a busy London street minding their own business. Suddenly his arms were full of adorable little baby, big brown eyes, and burgundy curls.
Hearts beating a mile a minute the Doctor turned, carefully holding the child to see her mother bearing down on a purse snatcher. The lanky youth, dressed in an anorak and ski cap, looked over his shoulder, terrified.
The woman tackled him, sending them both to the pavement. She ripped her purse out of his arms. The strap broke. “Oh, now see what you made me do!” She yelled in a strident voice. She towered over him. The youth cowered on the sidewalk, one knee bent to protect himself from a kick
Love Knows No Limits1. Amy and Rory PondLove Knows No Limits4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Love knows no limits, no boundaries of time or space or death. To the last centurion, love will keep him waiting 2000 years for her. "She can always hear me, Doctor," he said. "Always." Says the man who has died a dozen times and would die a million more if only to save her life. He'll wait forever to see her, search tirelessly to find her if it means falling asleep once more with her in his arms.
To her, it's risking all to save him so she doesn't lose him again. If she has to die, cross universes, or jump in a puddle of lethal acid to find him and bring him home, she will.
The nurse and the kissogram. The last centurion and the girl who didn't make sense. The boy and girl who waited.
They are forever.
2. The Doctor and Rose Tyler
Love knows no limits. For the Doctor and Rose, it is a story that spans across all of time and space. Their love is legendary, the most powerful thing in all the galaxies, always bringing them back to one another
When Worlds Collide (Doctor Who/Avenger x Reader)When Worlds Collide (Doctor Who/Avenger x Reader)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You never thought one of your dreams would come true and you never thought it would take you face-to face with the man who was known as The God of Mischief.
It all started an hour ago, you are in ( whatever year of schooling you're in) in (state) and life seems great on the outside, on the inside you are a mess. You feel lonely and are starting to give up hope in a man, you only knew through British television. If you are thinking of the same man then we are on the same page, this man is a dream to many dreamers in the world. Though tonight, that dream of many others and your dreams kind of are coming true. It is hard to believe in the man called The Doctor, but you always try to keep that spark going with continuous re-runs of the show. To get back on track, you were just lying there in your bed, still in the clothes from the previous day. You had your phone lying on your chest, softly playing a tune by (your favorite band), while kicking the string back and forth on your (shoes). You
BubblesRiver finds the Doctor having a bubble bath... How could a girl resist?Bubbles3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
He was sitting in a mound of bubbles up to his chin with a disposable party hat on his head.
He'd sculpted the bubbles into a Santa Claus beard and mustache, and there were a variety of boats, ducks, and what looked like the tail of a plastic dragon poking out of the mountains of foam.
River lounged in the doorway and stared at him, shaking her head, and smiling indulgently. "Enjoying yourself?" she asked.
"River!" He jumped up, splashing water and foam everywhere. He grinned delightedly. "I didn't hear you arrive." He stopped and cocked his head, listening. "We haven't landed, have we?"
River shook her head. She held out her wrist. "Vortex manipulator. Sexy and I have been working on it."
His eyes got huge, gleaming bright. "You materialized inside while we're in the vortex? That's brilliant!" He gamboled over to her, dripping water and foam. He almost tripped over the lip of the huge, clawfooted bathtub. H
Finder's PeepersSometimes the Tardis can be so uncooperative. But as Clara learns, sometimes it has reason...Finder's Peepers2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“Great! Where’s the Doctor got to now?” Clara said as she craned her neck, looking down the three different Tardis corridors from this junction. A descending engine noise in the background was her only response.
“I don’t expect you to help me find him,” Clara said huffily to the Tardis, trying to ignore the idea that she was living in a space machine that didn’t particularly like her. She could tell by the vibration in the floor that they were still moving, but she had no idea where they were going.
Normally when she woke up she found the Doctor in the console room, already inputting the coordinates for the day’s trip. Or occasionally he’d be in the kitchen, preparing a truly huge breakfast.
But this morning, nothing. She’d looked in the library, the conservatory, and several of the lounges and reading rooms (it was real
The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet3 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
Teenage DreamRose looked back up and sighed. When had it come to this?Teenage Dream4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She looked at the woman before her not a young woman, she noted sadly. She had been trying to ignore that for so long. Every once in a while she would wake up late in the morning still feel unrested, and she would remember. The Doctor would have already left the room, though he normally stayed until she was up, and she would roll out of bed and shuffle over towards the bathroom. She would look up into the mirror, just as she was doing now, and she would sigh. Every time she tried to shove the feelings away, to ignore them, belittle them, even laugh them off. But every time it got a bit harder.
She tucked a stray strand of her dark gold hair behind her ear as she looked longer at the girl no, woman, she reminded herself again in the mirror. She looked herself up and down. Shoulders slumped, pajamas crumpled, hair an absolute mess. She was not very out of shape, what with all of the running, but the way
The Doctor X Reader-Ice Skating Lessons- One-shotCalm.The Doctor X Reader-Ice Skating Lessons- One-shot3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
That was the only word I could use to describe the world around me. The snow around me was untouched, save for the footprints I'd left trailed behind me. Mountains could be seen off in the distance, rising up in majestic glory. The sky was a crisp bright gray, small flakes falling softly from it. Uninterrupted by the wind, I could stick my tongue out and catch the flakes easily. Such a childish thing it was, but I didn't care.
Yes, it was a perfect winter day.
Skipping through the last of the sparse, bare trees, I grinned as I finally reached my destination. The lake sparkled before me in all its glory, the surface covered in the thick, mid-winter ice. I paused a moment before letting out a loud laugh and barreling down the hill in a very un-lady like manner.
I slid to a stop at the bottom, falling purposefully down on my rear. Ignoring my wet pants, I pulled my skates off of my back. Throwing my boots off onto a snowdrift, I quickly laced the bladed footwear.
I'd been waiting mo
Finding RomanaMemories he had thought hed lost flooded back to him.Finding Romana7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He could see her, plain and beautiful in the bright sunlight, bouncing on her heels to keep up with his pace, her blonde hair playing about her shoulders. She had a hand on the top of her hat to keep it from flying off in the wind created by the cars on her left, and from her brisk jog down the sidewalk. Her other hand reached out to grab his as he began to run, his long legs covering three times more ground than before
Cool wind whipped at their faces, the bright sunlight glinted off the cars and metal fences that became blurred to colorful streaks on every side as they gained momentumhed looked back to see her face lit with pleasure, her bright eyes sparkling with delight; they shared a quick glance and something, unseen, but certainly felt, cascaded down her arm, and jumped onto his, flowing pleasantly up, finally depositing itself warmly in his chest
The memory faded into a dull backgroun
ImperfectionsRiver is dissatisfied with her appearance, the Doctor disagrees.Imperfections2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was scowling into the mirror.
The Doctor walked up beside her and stared from her into the mirror. He couldn't see what she was scowling at.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"I hate my nose," she said, glowering.
His eyebrows popped up. He looked from her, to the mirror and back to her, to her nose, her perfect, strong, River nose.
"No, you don't hate your nose, it's a perfectly good nose."
She glared at him. "I've got Rory's nose," she said flatly.
He tried to prevent the grin that pulled at his mouth. He bit his lip. "You don't, really," he said. "Rory's got a long, thin, snooty nose." He tilted his head up in an approximation of Rory's snooty nose.
River swallowed a chuckle.
The Doctor grinned at her. "What you don't like, is this little bump right here." He leaned forward and gently kissed t
Time Lords Don't Get Drunk...Right?All was silent in the TARDIS, but that was not surprising as both the Doctor and Rose had decided to take a night off... or rather, Rose had forced the Doctor to take the night off after having started a revolution Monday, almost been sacrificed to an ancient God Tuesday, met Albert Einstein and saved him from an alien, who lived off people's memories Wednesday (Though Albert was never quite the same again) and escaped certain death three times Thursday (To which the Doctor had gleefully commented, "I could never get the hang of Thursdays.")Time Lords Don't Get Drunk...Right?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
And now, his human and more exhausted companion had practically forced him to take her out on a nice dinner. It was pitiful how easily the Last of the Time Lords complied to her request, but he never could resist when she was pouting.
They had been gone for a few hours, when the door suddenly slammed open and Rose entered, half-dragging a giggling Doctor.
"It's the last time I listen to you Mr. Superior Biology. 'Don't worry, Rose. I don't get drun
.:Stasis Chamber:. Tenth Doctor x Reader One-shot.:Stasis Chamber:. Tenth Doctor x Reader One-shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
WARNING. THIS PIECE OF LITERATURE CONTAINS THE PAIRING OF THE TENTH DOCTOR AND THE READER. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE TENTH DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHO, OR THE IDEA OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SAID DOCTOR, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. IF YOU DO, FANTASTIC. I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR EXTENSIVE NASAL BLOOD LOSS THAT MAY OCCUR WHEN READING. ALSO, THIS FANFICTION CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE EPISODE "42" FROM SEASON THREE. THANK YOU AND ENJOY.
That was all. Forty-two minutes and nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
You were trapped. Trapped on a cargo spaceship whose engines had failed. You, the crew; everyone on board was doomed. You were careening into a boiling sun with only forty-two minutes to spare. But you weren't worried.
You had him.
The Oncoming Storm.
The last of the Time Lords.
"______?" He called out your name in that familiar accent, snapping you out of your trance. "Bring the TARDIS key!"
"Why?" You responded. That key had been your security blanke
StardustClara leaned haphazardly out over the railing of the control room's upper level and watched as the Doctor danced a little jig around the main console. He skipped and twirled and pulled levers and pushed buttons, his coattails swirling gracefully behind him. He was giddy, she could tell, though he hadn't bothered to tell her why. Clara knew that if she wanted any information she'd have to ask.Stardust2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"So…" she began. "Where are we off to now?"
The Doctor stopped mid-sashay and looked up at her. He gave her a crooked smile and waved his gangly arms about.
"Oh, you know," he told her. "I thought I'd pop you back home for a bit, let you catch up on current events: Afghanistan, royal babies, Kardashians…" His voice trailed off and he ducked behind the main engine tower.
"What about you, then?" Clara asked as she descended the metal staircase. "What are you gonna do?" She rounded the main console and propped her elbows up on the control panel and stared at him.
The Doctor didn't look
Lullaby“Lullaby, and good night,” River’s soft, throaty voice crooned.Lullaby2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“Go to sleep, sexy husband.” The Doctor grinned, eyes closed, head lying in her lap.
“Lullaby, and good night,”
“Go to sleep my gentle one,” she brushed her fingers through his hair, and he snuggled his cheek against her thigh.
“Close your eyes, deeply sighs,
And the moonlight will keep you,
Gentle mists, softly kissed,
She bent down and kissed his head.
He murmured and rubbed his cheek against her thigh.
The GardenThe Garden3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"So, what do you think of the most beautiful garden in the universe?"
Rose gazed around in aw, her mouth dropped open in amazement.
"Fantastic," She finally said. The Doctor smiled at the word. They had landed the TARDIS sometime ago, some odd distance away and she hadn't been able to find words since she had stepped out.
Rose stepped up to a white lily and sniffed it's pleasant sent, "I don't think I've ever seen such stunning flowers before. We always just bought ours from a local shop. They'd only last a couple days."
"Oh, these flowers will last weeks," the Doctor grinned as he looked up at a purple and pink morning glory, "Sometimes even months. Doesn't even matter what type it is or if its in season and they're always in bloom."
"Could I pick one?" She asked gently tracing her figure over its petals.
"Only if they'll let you. You have to have a good reason," He replied, "the flowers have a consciousness you know."
"We don't have problems with our flo
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 014 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
Crackety CrackCrackety Crack4 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Master hunkered down in the corner of his hiding-place, trying to make himself as small as possible, his eyes squeezed tightly shut. Sweat beaded on his brow in tiny droplets and his breathing sounded ragged in his ears. His double heart-beat pounded wildly in his chest, the driving beat cruelly reminiscent of the drumbeat that had once tormented him every waking hour. He knew he was close to having a panic attack, but somehow he managed to hang on, fighting back the weakness. There had to be a way out of this, there had to be. He was the Master. He was a genius - stone-cold brilliant, in fact. His ingenuity and cunning knew no bounds. He would think of a way. He just had to force himself to focus.
He wasn't safe here. THEY were out there. He could hear them in the distance, moving about, talking together in their high-pitched, terrifying voices. Soon they would find him. Soon this last, unlikely sanctuary would be penetrated and then the torture would begin all over