The ABC's of Doctor WhoAngels, as a general rule, cause more harm than good.The ABC's of Doctor Who3 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Bananas (unlike pears) are good; always bring one to parties.
Count the shadows.
Evil comes in many degrees and packages.
Feel down? Don't use a "Bliss" patch.
Go for the eye(stalks).
Hospitals are bad; avoid whenever possible.
If you're confused about something, don't be afraid to ask questions; fear the answers.
Just smile and nod if the Doctor asks you something you don't understand.
Killing is not (always) the answer.
Life is an adventure, a challenge, a game, and a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Mysteries are made to be solved; dive in headfirst!
Never trust a cat, nun, nurse, or combination of the three.
Options exist for everything, just be sure to take the best one.
Place your faith in only complete strangers and those you can trust.
Quit while you're ahead; it'll all be down
The Man of TimeThe Man of Time3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were looking at the stars again. They were beautiful. Even if they were roughly 93 billion light years away. Give or take a few. You sighed. The stars seemed to make you smile no matter what had happened that day. The day you felt your world crumble beneath your feet.
You were five when on your first holiday. It was also the first time you met The Doctor. You believed every word he said about the stars. You believed every word he said about the planets and the people who habituated them. You were full of wonder and admiration for the man. Well you were five so he was just cool. He described in great detail his adventures and you latched onto every word he said. You were scared to lose something that sounded so valuable. The way his eyes would seem to sparkle when he told you everything. You wanted to see everything this man had. You shared your worries and secrets with this man. You trusted him. He was the only person that seemed to listen to you.
You thought back to that moment
Priorities (Doctor Who Story)It was one of those days. Where the Doctor just felt like sitting down and thinking, and his thoughtfulness had rubbed off on Eve.Priorities (Doctor Who Story)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
So had happened that the Time Lord was sat slouched on a sofa that Eve had put in the library in the TARDIS, as Eve was lying next to him with her head on his knee as he absentmindedly played with her hair.
"Where's Clara?" Eve mumbled as she poked the Doctor's knee.
"Oh, I don't know. Ueb, maybe?" He wondered.
"Again?" Eve poked his knee again.
"Quite possibly again, yes. I don't remember where we landed."
"Didn't we land...I don't know." Eve gave up thinking. "I wanna go land of the rainbows." She said with a childish pang in her voice, poking the Doctor's knee a slight bit harder.
"I've told you, not until we've gone to Nexdo." He poked her shoulder for poking him. He dropped her hair and realisation spread instantly across his face as he realised what he'd done, staring straight ahead of him.
Eve sat up. She turned her head to him, slowly. He attempted
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Finder's PeepersSometimes the Tardis can be so uncooperative. But as Clara learns, sometimes it has reason...Finder's Peepers2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“Great! Where’s the Doctor got to now?” Clara said as she craned her neck, looking down the three different Tardis corridors from this junction. A descending engine noise in the background was her only response.
“I don’t expect you to help me find him,” Clara said huffily to the Tardis, trying to ignore the idea that she was living in a space machine that didn’t particularly like her. She could tell by the vibration in the floor that they were still moving, but she had no idea where they were going.
Normally when she woke up she found the Doctor in the console room, already inputting the coordinates for the day’s trip. Or occasionally he’d be in the kitchen, preparing a truly huge breakfast.
But this morning, nothing. She’d looked in the library, the conservatory, and several of the lounges and reading rooms (it was real
The Companion Who Never WasThere wasn't much more you could take today. At least that was how it felt. You'd been up late these past few nights, sometimes out of choice: because the days were just eaten up with this trivial job and you were determined to get as much out of your evenings as you could, no matter how braindead you were at your desk. As a result you were exhausted and frequently grumpy. Why should you go to bed when you'd only have to get up again and get dressed and go to work and come home and sleep and get up and go to work, on and on in that same cycle you feared would never end? Deep down you knew you were better than this place, better than what you'd settled for; you weren't going to be unrealistic about it you weren't going to make it big, you just dreamt of more. Didn't everyone? You slipped off to the kitchen the next chance you got, escaping the nagging squeal of telephones and the cacophony of your colleagues' combined voices, and you stared at your newly-made cup of tea, wThe Companion Who Never Was3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The GardenThe Garden3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"So, what do you think of the most beautiful garden in the universe?"
Rose gazed around in aw, her mouth dropped open in amazement.
"Fantastic," She finally said. The Doctor smiled at the word. They had landed the TARDIS sometime ago, some odd distance away and she hadn't been able to find words since she had stepped out.
Rose stepped up to a white lily and sniffed it's pleasant sent, "I don't think I've ever seen such stunning flowers before. We always just bought ours from a local shop. They'd only last a couple days."
"Oh, these flowers will last weeks," the Doctor grinned as he looked up at a purple and pink morning glory, "Sometimes even months. Doesn't even matter what type it is or if its in season and they're always in bloom."
"Could I pick one?" She asked gently tracing her figure over its petals.
"Only if they'll let you. You have to have a good reason," He replied, "the flowers have a consciousness you know."
"We don't have problems with our flo
Teenage DreamRose looked back up and sighed. When had it come to this?Teenage Dream3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She looked at the woman before her not a young woman, she noted sadly. She had been trying to ignore that for so long. Every once in a while she would wake up late in the morning still feel unrested, and she would remember. The Doctor would have already left the room, though he normally stayed until she was up, and she would roll out of bed and shuffle over towards the bathroom. She would look up into the mirror, just as she was doing now, and she would sigh. Every time she tried to shove the feelings away, to ignore them, belittle them, even laugh them off. But every time it got a bit harder.
She tucked a stray strand of her dark gold hair behind her ear as she looked longer at the girl no, woman, she reminded herself again in the mirror. She looked herself up and down. Shoulders slumped, pajamas crumpled, hair an absolute mess. She was not very out of shape, what with all of the running, but the way
The Doctor X Reader-Ice Skating Lessons- One-shotCalm.The Doctor X Reader-Ice Skating Lessons- One-shot3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
That was the only word I could use to describe the world around me. The snow around me was untouched, save for the footprints I'd left trailed behind me. Mountains could be seen off in the distance, rising up in majestic glory. The sky was a crisp bright gray, small flakes falling softly from it. Uninterrupted by the wind, I could stick my tongue out and catch the flakes easily. Such a childish thing it was, but I didn't care.
Yes, it was a perfect winter day.
Skipping through the last of the sparse, bare trees, I grinned as I finally reached my destination. The lake sparkled before me in all its glory, the surface covered in the thick, mid-winter ice. I paused a moment before letting out a loud laugh and barreling down the hill in a very un-lady like manner.
I slid to a stop at the bottom, falling purposefully down on my rear. Ignoring my wet pants, I pulled my skates off of my back. Throwing my boots off onto a snowdrift, I quickly laced the bladed footwear.
I'd been waiting mo
BubblesRiver finds the Doctor having a bubble bath... How could a girl resist?Bubbles3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
He was sitting in a mound of bubbles up to his chin with a disposable party hat on his head.
He'd sculpted the bubbles into a Santa Claus beard and mustache, and there were a variety of boats, ducks, and what looked like the tail of a plastic dragon poking out of the mountains of foam.
River lounged in the doorway and stared at him, shaking her head, and smiling indulgently. "Enjoying yourself?" she asked.
"River!" He jumped up, splashing water and foam everywhere. He grinned delightedly. "I didn't hear you arrive." He stopped and cocked his head, listening. "We haven't landed, have we?"
River shook her head. She held out her wrist. "Vortex manipulator. Sexy and I have been working on it."
His eyes got huge, gleaming bright. "You materialized inside while we're in the vortex? That's brilliant!" He gamboled over to her, dripping water and foam. He almost tripped over the lip of the huge, clawfooted bathtub. H
Love Knows No Limits1. Amy and Rory PondLove Knows No Limits4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Love knows no limits, no boundaries of time or space or death. To the last centurion, love will keep him waiting 2000 years for her. "She can always hear me, Doctor," he said. "Always." Says the man who has died a dozen times and would die a million more if only to save her life. He'll wait forever to see her, search tirelessly to find her if it means falling asleep once more with her in his arms.
To her, it's risking all to save him so she doesn't lose him again. If she has to die, cross universes, or jump in a puddle of lethal acid to find him and bring him home, she will.
The nurse and the kissogram. The last centurion and the girl who didn't make sense. The boy and girl who waited.
They are forever.
2. The Doctor and Rose Tyler
Love knows no limits. For the Doctor and Rose, it is a story that spans across all of time and space. Their love is legendary, the most powerful thing in all the galaxies, always bringing them back to one another
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Finding RomanaMemories he had thought hed lost flooded back to him.Finding Romana6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He could see her, plain and beautiful in the bright sunlight, bouncing on her heels to keep up with his pace, her blonde hair playing about her shoulders. She had a hand on the top of her hat to keep it from flying off in the wind created by the cars on her left, and from her brisk jog down the sidewalk. Her other hand reached out to grab his as he began to run, his long legs covering three times more ground than before
Cool wind whipped at their faces, the bright sunlight glinted off the cars and metal fences that became blurred to colorful streaks on every side as they gained momentumhed looked back to see her face lit with pleasure, her bright eyes sparkling with delight; they shared a quick glance and something, unseen, but certainly felt, cascaded down her arm, and jumped onto his, flowing pleasantly up, finally depositing itself warmly in his chest
The memory faded into a dull backgroun
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 014 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
The Child Companion Christmas "You're not going to do it again, are you?" Clara Oswald leaned on the TARDIS console and grinned, her right brow arched. She couldn't sleep again, and she remembered what had taken place a little while ago. Loads and loads of her timey-wimey copies... "Don't pretend that you can't hear me. I know there's something in your mind, I do!"The Child Companion Christmas8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's not me! Simmy always causes trouble!"
Clara started. She had expected to see an image, or to hear beeping and chirping, or else, but a little voice too close to her wasn't waited for. It sounded from under the console, so she crouched and looked underneath.
A little boy of about four or five was sitting, hugging his knees and staring at her with huge blue eyes. He had a thick black fringe which reached his eyebrows, and his clothing included short pants with really silly suspenders (red with yellow patterns), white shirt and - oh please - blue polka-dotted bowtie.
"How did you get her
Seeing Red (Doctor Who Story)It had taken barely a moment for Scarlett's life to change.Seeing Red (Doctor Who Story)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
One moment she'd been waiting at the bus stop eating an ice cream in November, eating away at the Magnum with care and precision as she devoured the chocolate on the outside of it. Her black curly hair was draped around her neck, contrasting sharply with her red toggle coat. Wearing no makeup, Scarlett looked at ease with her own face, not caring what anyone thought of her. She wore a pair of wellingtons with green leaves adorning them in a complex pattern, and wore green peridot earrings that matched her eyes perfectly. On her wrist sat a charm bracelet from her one and only trip to London, which had a small black cab charm, a red London bus, a heart with the flag imprinted on it, and a small circular 'GB' logo. This sat next to her green wristwatch on her left wrist.
She hated things on her right wrist; it got in her way.
She yearned for another trip to London. She wished one day to live there.
Her legs were covered with a p
When He's Bored (Doctor Who Story)Boredom was a concept familiar but not welcomed by the Doctor.When He's Bored (Doctor Who Story)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
He'd been staring at the ceiling for three hours now, which had took a lot of effort since he hadn't chosen to do so. He didn't move because he didn't want to disturb Clara or Eve.
Eve had gone asleep to the Doctor's right, hugging his arm around her as her head rested in the Doctor's arm. Her straightened hair was like a redder, lengthened version of Clara's, and lay behind her draped over the Doctor's arm, the plaits at each side of her head keeping the hair away from her face. Asleep, she looked at peace, her eyes delicately shut as she took in shallow breaths.
Clara had gone asleep to the Doctor's left, wrapped in the Doctor's arm as she was half-draped over him, her left arm almost reaching Eve, her head wresting on his shoulder. Every faint exhale of breath warmed the Doctor's side, which had started to become annoying after two minutes of Clara going asleep. A contented look on her face, Clara slept peacefully as the
Falling LeavesFalling Leaves2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It had been a few weeks since the incident with the Cybermen and Porridge's proposal. The Doctor had stopped by since then, but Clara declined to travel with him. She needed a little time to herself she had said. The Doctor didn't like her answer and had even tried to woo her back to the TARDIS with tales of adventure and wonder. Clara, however, just as stubborn the Doctor, remained immovable.
The Doctor was board. All of time and space, sure, but to explore it on his own never turned out right. That and he really didn't like to be alone. So he skipped ahead a week at time and stopped in to see Clara. Each time, she replied that she needed just a little more time. Finally on his fifth attempt, he decided that begging and bothering wasn't the answer--he needed to talk to her, find out the why. He had sort of skipped over that. He was good at that, but in his head he supposed it was because he was afraid of getting too close to his companions. Because when he got too close
She was the Light She was the LightShe was the Light4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The music that surrounds these lyrics
They don't understand
But I can hear it
I can hear it
The hidden message
That you can only find
From reading in-between the lines
These broken lines
That fell apart
When you left her
When you took her heart
When you took her heart
How could you leave
With the door wide open?
You never believed
She'd have loved you longer
She wrote you letters
In her familiar slant
She kept them all
She could never send them
And she still can't
And where were you
On the days she cried
She had always known
That you had lied
She never believed
And you never tried
You made a choice
And she chose a side
She went left
And you stayed right
You were the dark
And she was the light
She was the light
A Life with Rose - Excerpt"Well, then," Martha said. "Mystery solved. That's 'Love's Labour's Won' over and done with. Thought it might be something more, you know more mysterious."A Life with Rose - Excerpt4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Suddenly from outside there came a loud grunt and a woman's scream. Like that, the Doctor, Rose, Martha and Shakespeare were out the door and running down the steps to the commotion. Outside, the Master of the Revels who Shakespeare had named as Lynley was staggering about, coughing up copious amounts of water from nowhere.
"It's that Lynley bloke," Martha said.
"Oh my god, what's wrong with him," Rose exclaimed.
"Leave it to me, I'm a doctor," the Doctor said going over and supporting Lynley.
"So am I," Martha said going over too. "Near enough "
Suddenly with one last watery gasp Lynley groaned and collapsed to the ground. The Doctor went off, looking for something near by, Rose ran over to see if she could help. Martha bent over the body to see if there was a heartbeat.
"Got to get the heart going," she mu
Impossible. I sighed, and slumped my head in my hands. On my little tray in front of me, I had a J, two D's, an N, an O and two U's. I looked over at the Doctor, sat at the opposite end of the board. He was busily reshuffling his letters, jotting down notes in his notebook, and smiling slightly. I blew my fringe upwards in despair, and said "You do know that it's your go?"Impossible.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He stopped writing and looked up at me. "You can't rush genius!" he said, waggling his finger at me. I pushed my hair back and leaned back in my chair, putting my feet up on the TARDIS console, ensuring that I didn't kick the dimensional stabiliser. I nearly blew a hole in time and space when I tripped over the handbrake.
Seventeen minutes later, The Doctor finally began to set letters on the board. I leaned over suspiciously. "What on Earth is a... Sonterrun?"
"That's SonTARan," he said "Basically a war loving baked potato. Aaaand that's double letter score, and triple word bonus, making my score... thr
The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet3 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
River sings Call me MaybeYou saw the book when I fell,River sings Call me Maybe3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Can't show you, I'll never tell
You'll keep yours secret as well,
And now I'm in your way
A calypso pulse for a wish,
Freedom and lives for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now I'm in your way
Your stare was holdin',
Bow tie, cool was showin'
Hitler's office, bombs were blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're my husband,
And I'm their baby
It's hard to find the right
Time stream, baby
But you're my future
So see you, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're my husband,
And I'm their baby
And all the other Nestines,
Try to chase me,
But you're my husband,
And I'm their baby
I took my time in the cell,
You took no time when I fell
You gave me stories as well,
But still, I'm in your way
I escape, borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know you would feel it,
But now I'm in your way
Your stare was holdin',
Bow tie, cool was showin'
Shot the TARDIS, smoke was blowin'