11 Jennette McCurdy MomentsHello, I'm Fhqwhgads-2! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! Jennette Michelle Faye McCurdy. What can you say about her? Well, I know what I can say about her. She's the subject for today's show. She's been known for some of her comedy routines, some of her more dramatic moments, and some acts that are just for cameos or whatnot. Whether or not you can tell that she's a good actress or a bad actress is simply a way of just studying her routines. And let's not deny it, she is awesome! She is very positive and true to her roles and always seems to have fun doing whatever she does onscreen. Some of her moments are so hard to forget because we love them so very very much. These are the moments of her that stay lodged into our minds forever. And I'm counting down the top 11 of them today. Why top 11? Because we all gotta go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the Top 11 Most Memorable Jennette McCurdy moments.11 Jennette McCurdy Moments4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
*play the Not That Far Away music video as some c
Damn Hogwarts Rules~~~ Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts ~~~Damn Hogwarts Rules7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Any resemblence between Dementors and Bin Laden is coincidental.
2. It is a bad idea to slip Professor Snape a powerful love potion.
3. Growing marijuana or cannabis plants is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
4. I should refrain from putting on Death Eater robes, a Death Eater mask and suchlike and go up to Professor Snape, and say, "Dude! Voldemort wants to kill you, he's found out!"
5. I am not allowed to lock Gryffindors and Slytherins in the Room of Requirement and see who comes out alive and who looks like theyve had a right shag.
6. Professor Flitwick's first name is NOT Dobby, no matter how short he is!
7. "OMFG!" is not a spell.
8. I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as 'My Goggly Goo-Goo!" or "McGonalds! McGonalds!"
9. I will not arrange an Aurors meeting in Malfoy Manor OR Nettos!
10. I will not begin Care of Magical Creatures class by singing, 'Can you dance the hippogriff' by the Hobgoblins in a bold voice,
The Art of Consent: BurlesqueHowever,The Art of Consent: Burlesque3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
i can use the rounded corners of
sullen eyes, too-short fingernails,
magnanimous hips, and frosted lips
pressed crackling against the
porcelain dream he
so blackly freed against me.
i am four inches envy and
six inches will,
and completely engrossed in pursuit of
And he, still violent and violet, is there,
unconvinced and scared, and so perfectly
He finds me tied, vaudevillian, to his
falling from mind to mouth,
from mouth to spine.
Where contact confuses
sexually transmitted attention for
sexually transmitted affection,
there is not time to obscure the view that
condemns him to what is malign
and otherwise known as misunderstood.
And i felt his eyes eating up where i stood,
felt my heart burning up what it could,
dropped a flatline to
pick him off my hemline, and understood
what it meant to be in control.
i love the heady derision provoked
simply by the act of undressing, no smoke,
except for that of the opiate crowd and
no mirrors, ex
Unadulterated LoathingGalinda slipped into her dorm room. She remembered how much her room-mate hated pink 'This is going to be fun' she thought as she pulled out her extra bedding; pink sheets with hearts on them, a frilly pillowcase, and a lacy pink comforter. She stripped Elphaba's bedding off and shoved it into the back of the closet. She unfolded the pink sheets and made the bed with them. Then she put on the pink comforter, followed by the pillow with the frilly case. 'I can't wait to see the look on Elphaba's face when she sees this!' Galinda thought.Unadulterated Loathing4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She heard footsteps coming near, then the green girl's voice. She smoothed out the wrinkles in the bed then scrambled to find a magazine. She plopped on her own bed and pulled the magazine in front of her face just in time for Elphaba to walk in.
She glanced at her bed, then at her room-mate, and nearly fainted "Wh-What have you done to my bed!"
She started a mad search for her own bedding, without success.
The next day Elphaba was in a foul mood. She h
EnglandxReader Sleeping TroublesEnjoy ^^EnglandxReader Sleeping Troubles3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You glanced at the glowing clock on your bedside table. You almost groaned at how late it was, but you just couldn't fall asleep.
Things were just stressful at the moment and it was hard to relax nowadays. You were getting ready to be wed, your period decided to show up and everyone seemed to be in just the right mood to make you angry. Your mother was putting so much pressure on you about your wedding and your father was making a fuss about the price. So, yeah, you had a right to be pissed.
You pulled the comforter closer to your body, trying to become warm in the sixty degree room.
Your fiance`e, Arthur walked into the bedroom the two of you shared. "A bit late, love. Eh?" he asked, sitting on the edge of the bed next to you.
You lightly smiled. "You're up," you countered. He chuckled and nodded, taking off his clothes to get into his pajamas. He slipped into bed with you, pulling your body closer to his. You bowed your head and set it on his chest.
"Hmm, but I had work. It'
Until the Very End AmericaxReader~Change your thoughts and you change your world.Until the Very End AmericaxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
- Norman Vincent Peale
The year is 3000. The countries of the world are no more, now there are the ones that make it. And ones that don't. The ones that make it, the ones that are considered real hardworking humans, live in the Republic, and have almost everything they could ever dream. The ones that are not so lucky, who live in regular houses and have regular lives and regular family. The two cites live a desert away, and are at total war.
You live in the Republic with your newly husband and the new found President; Ivan Braginski.
You sat on the couch in Ivan's new office drinking some fancy type of champaign. You where listening to Kirkland, what was his name? Alfred? No, no Arthur? Yeah thats his name Arthur. Anyway you where listing to them fight about the Rebels.
"Sir, your campaign was exceptional way to
rockstar!England x reader- lustful thoughts(ch.1)"It's so horrible, (name)!! Why did this have to happen to me?!", your friend Nancy was whining to you as you were just trying to get to your locker.rockstar!England x reader- lustful thoughts(ch.1)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It'll be fine Nancy. You are babysitting your niece and nephew's for one weekend. You'd be fine"
"Those kids freaking hate me!! They be trying to kill me!! One time, I was sleeping while babysitting and to wake me up, they put a pillow over my head!! They are never full and hate microwavable foods so I always have to cook for they little bratty asses and I can't hit them cause they not my kids! Then my sister'll get mad at me if I even think of just yelling at them! I hate those stupid kids!", she complained.
"They.....a-aren't....t-that b-...I'm feel sorry for you", you sighed after you couldn't even lie to her about it. You touch her shoulder. "...Come back to school alive, Monday"
Her eyes got watery then she lied on your shoulder. "You're a great friend"
"(name)! Nancy!! Guess what?!"
"Alfred! Al! What is it?!", you and Nancy dramati
2P!EnglandxReader - The Cupcakes 2He stared at you, his pupils flicking between looking at your right eye to your left. Matthew then turned back to the corner he was facing. "Don't look at me!" he said in his whisper of a voice.2P!EnglandxReader - The Cupcakes 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He's shaking. You crouch down with him and rub his back. "C'mon, Mattie. It's gonna be all right," you reassured. You could tell he was calming himself down. He turned around to look at your face again. You almost freaked.
"What did they do to you...?" You manage to squeak. His eyes were the same as theirs. Blue and pink. But just in color. It was as if you could feel that his sanity was still in him.
"I...don't remember," he said. The poor guy was freaking out. "Arthur invited me to his house and then...the cupcakes..."
You didn't really know how those ungodly things fit in the puzzle. Matt's not much help right now, since he's freaking out. You stand up and hold your hand out to his. "Let's escape then!"
"What?! Are you crazy?" Matthew cried out. "They're insane! What if they kill us?"
PrussiaxReader Sweet Dream. NotYou walk around in the halls of your school when Prussia comes up to you.PrussiaxReader Sweet Dream. Not3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey __________" says Prussia.
"H-hey Prussia" you stutter.
You two walk in silence when all of a sudden Prussia pulls you into the janitor's closet.
"What the hell Prussia?!" you yell.
"___________" he says staring at you like he could see your soul.
You shifted uncomfortably under his gaze.
"__________ I love you" says Prussia.
You stare at him with your mouth open and finally after a while you get your mouth to work.
"I-I love you too Prussia"
Prussia leans down to kiss you, but he starts to lick your face.
"Prussia no, no. Don't lick me, no!"
You wake up and fell a lick on your face. You look to see your dog, Mickey, in front of you.
" .Mickey!" you yell.
Your dog happily barks. You hug your dog not knowing whether to laugh or cry for your dog ruining your dream.
"My poor sweet dream" Is all you said before you got up to start your dream.
The hidden royalty Ch. 6The hidden royalty Ch. 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The hidden royalty
In the following says the Counsel was pleasantly surprised to notice that King Kirkland was spending lots of time with prince Bonnefoy, although he never wanted to talk to him with friendly tone. Despite of that, from more than a week he could often see the king plotting in a low voice with France; sometimes they closed themselves in rooms for hours, only for running through the castle running after someone, or maybe running away from someone, just few minutes later.
- Damn you, you're terrible! Francis was exclaiming at that moment, after checking that nobody could hear him. Arthur stared at the ground embarrassed, while his "partner" continued to scold him.
- Can't you understand?! If you treat ______ in such a brusque way she'll never like you! And even if she likes you, you're cooling off your relationship before it even starts!
- I'm sorry Maybe it's better if I give up. I don't care about it - his voice was trembling for sham
Romano X Reader: Mafia Hero prt 3Romano X Reader: Mafia Hero prt 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
_____ stared at him for a long moment trying to let what she just heard sink in.
"_____?" Romano held her shoulders gently.
She flinched and looked up at him, ripped from her thoughts. "I-I " She shook her head and looked down, thinking again. 'Italian mafia? But...he's so nice. He couldn't be a part of the horrible things they do '
"Why are-a you crying bella?" Lovino wiped a tear away from her cheek with a sad look on his face. She hadn't even realized she was crying. Like when she first met Lovino, she was too scared to notice.
She was just about to say something when one of Lovino's men cut her off, "He's just about to crack boss."
Lovino let go of _____'s shoulders, "Good. I'll be-a there in a moment." The man nodded and went back to the door. "_____, you have-a to promise me you won't tell-a anyone about what you have-a seen." Lovino looked at her with stern and, almost angry looking eyes.
AmericaXReader~ Your My Sweetheart ONESHOT~Warning! Contains some bad language! And has a bunch of Fluff! ~AmericaXReader~ Your My Sweetheart ONESHOT3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He changed. He wasn’t the Alfred you once knew.
You and Alfred were best bud’s when you were little. As, you got older you started to realize that you wanted to become more than that yet you would never admit it because you didn’t know if he liked you in the same way. Well, it turned out that he liked you in the same way; he sung you the sweetest song ever! After that, you guys started dating!
The first year felt like you were floating on clouds! The second year was a little different. Alfred didn’t have his normal smile on 24/7 but you guys were still happy together. The third year was bad. Alfred started to take drugs. He acted extremely rude and was just plain mean! Now in the fourth year everything was wrong. He would cancel dates often; apparently he had many things better to do then be with you!
But, today he can’t ditch you! Today was your five-year-anniversary! Surely he w
Devotion~ England X Reader~ Chapter 3I've just got dressed, nervous about confronting _____ about yesterday. Alas, duty calls. Alfred keeps grinning like a cheshire cat, and for once I'm tempted to lose my temper with him. As I pull on my moss-coloured silk waist-coat, my younger brother salutes me as he lounges lazily in an arm chair.Devotion~ England X Reader~ Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As I knock on _____'s bedroom door, carrying a silver platter of scones and tea I bite my lip in anticipation.
"A-Arthur? Is that you?"
The door opens a crack, frightened ____ eyes peering out at me. I feel a concerned frown cross my face "Do you want me to leave you be?"
I let out a rather feminine squeak as I'm yanked through the door. Nursing the fine china and worrying about the scones, I look up with widened eyes. "I-I brought you your breakfast, M'lady"
"Call me ____." I bustle around the room, tending to it and making sure I don't look her in the eye. She notices, flopping on to her four-poster bed and folding her arms. She scowls at me. "Talk to me Arthur.
The hidden royalty Ch. 4The hidden royalty Ch. 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Francis had undone his hair that day, and his long, blond locks whirled around his bright face with every his movement. On the shoulders he had a purple-red cloak for shelter from the cold coming from the storm which raged out of the castle. With a lily on hands, he told ______, his close friend, his "love adventures"; in fact he was a heartbreaker full-time: there wasn't a girl who didn't get charmed by his handsomeness and his romantic modes. Only _____, strongly accustomed to resist, had stopped at the "friend" position, and now was hearing Francis' events with interest.
- the evening was almost ruined, but then I said "but darling, why we have to see the moon when I have the brightest star of the universe here, next to me?" and she fainted. Really, it wasn't difficult.
______ laughed hearing the last words of the prince. Oh, really! Inventing sweet phrases in a few minutes is a joke.
The blonde winked at her and asked curious: - But you never tell me anything! You do h
Jock!America x Nerd!Reader x Nerd!England End 1It's Arthur.Jock!America x Nerd!Reader x Nerd!England End 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your whole mind screams, "NO, IT CAN'T BE!" and then you realize the answer that's been evident the whole time.
You're into Alfred, not Arthur.
Alfred's the one you want.
How could you be so blind as to not see it? Alfred he was always there for you. He didn't turn moody and completely reject the whole idea of you when it seemed you were into someone else. He is strangely like your own, personal, little cheerleader, and he is a bright burst of sunshine in the middle of December.
Alfred is the one for you. There is absolutely no doubt about it.
But you need to talk to Arthur first just not right now. Not after the whole outburst in there.
Maybe you're really just stalling, but you refuse to walk in there and break his heart so suddenly, right now.
You walk into Anatomy, and Arthur is sitting in his spot. He looks up at you, and you're pretty sure he instantly knows the answer. Your face must've shown the answer.
But you don't say a word. You simply s
APH- Punk EnglandXReaderYou sighed as you saw Arthur walk in with his freshly neon blue dyed hair. He sat in the booth across from you at your usual booth at the diner and frowned when he saw you looking at him funny. He's been very . . . not a "good kid" lately. The kid that parents always disapprove of. The kid that kids at school disapprove of. But ever since you heard of his . . . problems you've wanted to help him. You on the other hand were an A student with only an occasional B+ and a just a great person morally.APH- Punk EnglandXReader4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He sighed, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
You pointed to him, "When did that happen?"
You reached into your bag and pulled out a small container of blush. You opened it up and turned the small mirror towards him, "That."
He shrugged, "I don't know. By the way I need to borrow fifty bucks."
Romano x Reader: Mafia Hero prt. 6Romano x Reader: Mafia Hero prt. 63 years ago in Romance More Like This
_____ sat back down at her computer with her morning coffee. About the third day in a row of research. Lovino had asked _____ to find anything she could on a guy named, Wang Yao. So far absolutely nothing showed up. No pictures, no profiles on any site, not even the slightest indication that this man even existed.
"How the hell am I supposed to find anything on a guy I know nothing about?" _____ sighed, frustrated. She got up from her chair and went to get dressed. She slipped out of her pajamas and put on a plain black T and some dark blue jeans. "I'll just go ask Lovino for some info."
_____ walked out the front door and locked it, walking off to the ally way once again. She walked up to the door and knocked. It cracked open just a bit and she saw Feliciano behind the door. "Ciao, Feli.~"
"Ve~ Ciao _____.~" He said cheerfully opening the door for her. _____ stepped inside and saw others that she had met early sitting about.
Reader x England - About your cooking...You browsed through a cookbook full of recipes for English dishes. Though some of them were rather unappetizing to you specifically, most of them actually seemed nice. You wondered briefly where the gentlemen's cooking got offhand, then concluded, he was probably just bad at it.Reader x England - About your cooking...2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alright, Arthur. I'm going to teach you how to cook something now!" you said with determination, closing the cookbook and turning to face him. He blinked at you, then frowned deeply, his cheeks turning a dusty pink. "I can cook just fine…!" he objected.
"Well, sure, you can cook some things okay, but most of your cooking is frankly deadly," you laughed. He opened his mouth to say something else but seemed unable, and frowned at you. "Alright then. What do you want to make?" you asked him, sitting up on his counter. Arthur only frowned and crossed his arms.
"Fine, I'll choose. How about-" you randomly flipped open a desert book and picked the first good item that you came across "- a pound cake? I
Devotion~ England X Reader~ Chapter 4It's the night of the ball, and I'm wearing the costume that was commissioned for me once more. The outfit is being oogled by several people, and I fidget with the lace edging the sleeves with an air of embarrasment.Devotion~ England X Reader~ Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The golden glow of the candle-light makes my skin look pearly, my eyes vivid and emerald against the white and grey of my tailored attire. Alfred stands beside me, hair smoothed back save for that one stubborn piece of hair which refuses to be combed down. Initially he looked jealous about what I was wearing, and he resorted to teasing, but now he looks suprisingly proud. I glance down at him, peering through my lace mask.
"A-Are you ok, Alfred?" He nods enthusiastically. He's wearing a highwayman costume, his black outfit a stark contrast against my own pristine white one. There are ebony smears across his cheeks, his vibrant blue eyes enhanced by the darkness. I see his wide smile and return it, my expression softening as he winks at a young lady in a royal blue dress. H
Prussia X Reader:: Cleaning Service 2You laid on your new bed in your new room. You were done unpacking and there really wasn't a lot to do. Well, you could be helping Elizabeta cook for the party Gilbert was throwing tomorrow, but she had told you just to unpack and get settled in. The room was very nice. Very nice for a guest room. Elizabeta's was similar, but with a different colour scheme.Prussia X Reader:: Cleaning Service 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
Suddenly you heard a loud clanging and clattering in the kitchen, like something had fallen. You were getting up to see what happened when you heard;
"OH! OF ALL THE THINGS-- THERE IS NO WAY--"
"C-Calm down, Fräulein! I was just wondering!"
You lept from your bed and scrambled down the hall to the kitchen just in time to see Elizabeta bring a frying pan down onto Gilbert's head.
"Elizabeta!" You yelled as Gilbert crumpled to the floor "Wh-What's going on!?"
She was completely red in the face, tears pricked at her eyes, but she wouldn't let them fall.
"That asshole!" She yelled, reaching to the floor "Look at this! Look at
Imagination is the Key (EnglandXReader)(5 years old)Imagination is the Key (EnglandXReader)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your first day of school hadn't gone to well. A kid named Gilbert dumped sand onto your (h/c) locks during recess and now a kid named Francis was teasing you for talking to your imaginary friend, (your old imaginary friend's name (oh don't act like you never had one!)).
"Imaginary friends are for losers who can't make friends!" he taunted you.
"At least mine is nice and doesn't talk weird like you!" you shouted, practically on the verge of tears.
Francis slapped your cheek really hard. You touched the tender spot on your face as tears began to pour out of your (e/c) orbs.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" a voice yelled.
You peered around Francis and saw a boy standing there. He had vivid green eyes and messy blonde hair. His unusually large eyebrows were furrowed into a scowl. Francis shifted his attention away from you to tease the boy.
"Oh hon hon hon~! I didn't know that you like this gir
America x Reader - A Hero Saves The NightYou strolled through the darkness of the night, crossing the streets in order to get home after a late night party. The light of the street lights dimly shone down on you as you moved, you were in quite a hurry. Your parents strickly told you to get home at twelve at most, but by the time you realized you were late it was already near one o clock. You were surprised that they didn't even call you yet, or worse.. they would come to pick you up personally.America x Reader - A Hero Saves The Night3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was rather quiet on the streets, the chirping of crickets was the only thing you heard as your feet pounded to the sidewalk. All you could think of was how mad your parents were going to be once you'd step inside. You didn't really look where you were walking until you felt something brush against your shoulder, only then you realized you nearly walked into a group of men.
"O-oh.. I'm sorry-" You tried to say, but the man you accidently walked up against didn't look very amused. Looking around, there were at least four people surrou
Spain x Reader: The 2000-pieced Puzzle of my LoveSpain x Reader: The 2000-pieced Puzzle of my LoveSpain x Reader: The 2000-pieced Puzzle of my Love3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Oh look, another one! This time, inspired by... *drum roll* Super Junior's 'No Other'!!! This part is specifically from Shindong's part. I think that his part is very sweet... (I also got this idea from a fanfic on AsianFanfics, but that writer used Kyuhyun's part.)
So, hope you enjoy this! Sorry for any error... And sorry for any OOC-ness
This time... I will definitely confess to (Name)!!! But, I want it to be romantic, and unforgettable. No, not that 'oh-so-unforgettable-then-forget-it-for-one-month' type. I want it to be 'OH-MY-GOD-I-WILL-SO-REMEMBER-THIS-FOR-LIKE-FOREVER' Type. I want that, but I have a budget, and I want it to be as simple as possible.
You see, (Name) is a simple girl. Her beautiful locks of hair freely flying in the wind, her sparkling eyes, and those kissable pink lips!!! Ah, my chica.....
So, she definitely deserves the best confession that I can manage!(And afford.) Uwaaaaah, I can stil
Pirate!England x Pirate!ReaderPirate!England x Pirate!Reader: I'll betray anyone for youPirate!England x Pirate!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Please take note that there is no England here yet XDD
Neither will there be England in the next part XD or the next next part
I dunno yet ^^
Please excuse me . I want to begin things from the start
I feel like im making a short novel XDD
NOTE: Ash Kirkland Is not real > I made him up
If there is an Ash Kirkland, I did not know of his existence XD
2 pirate ships were on sail on sea, the powerful main family of the Kirkland clan and the stormy main family of the Heillestorm clan. The Kirkland clan wanted dominance over every single pirate family. They have already taken dominance over the other 5 clans of the 7 ocean pirate clans. All that's left are the Heillestorms.
The Heillestorm clan is the 2nd ranked in the most powerful pirate clans of the world, and the Kirklands were first. However the Kirklands wanted power, they wanted dominance over every pirate family. They have defeated and domin